take me down to the Illusion City where the grass isn't real and the girls aren't either on this, Random Game Saturday

explaining american politics to my foreign friends

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

Remember the sacrifice made for your sinful ROMS!! // Gambler Jiko Chuushinha 2: Gekitou! Tokyo Mahjongland Hen | ぎゅわんぶらあ自己中心派2 激闘！東京マージャンランド編 // Mega CD

oh great now the vampires have pronouns too. woke strikes again

I included the remaining members during the revisions😅

It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating

Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...

A philosopher will crumble into dust in the face of a nuclear "who cares"

The most realistic game developer wildlife photography / Brain Grey offices 1988

another wave of "RIP Twitter all time posts" is going around so I'm gonna share my personal favorite

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Partner found this and we're both losing our shit.

Thanks Columbo. I needed to hear that today.

The only troops I respect.

"okay, we're putting you in charge of naming our dog food product, just give it a normal name, no weird sexual overtones or anything" "you got it, boss"

dance dance dance dance dance to the ratio

holy fuck. only a couple hours and we're close to what we'll need. our goal is 1k USD, and we're at 810. can we get another push to fill the gap?

under communism the government assigns your fursona to you, they don’t let you choose it, still have to wait in line all day to get it though, still think communism’s “heckin’ cool” now?

nobody waves to the Wienermobile anymore, they’re too busy playing iPad App Store

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Sometimes I think about how Konami took the original Game Boy, a machine designed to run Alleyway and Mario Land, and made it play a feature complete, expanded version of Tokimeki Memorial that still looked recognizably beautiful with only four colors, and I think it's about time you did, too.

my dragon and I heard you been talking all kinds of shit

US Air Force officials report that one F-35 gained sentience after being struck by lightning. "Just like in the Movie STEALTH, available now on UMD." said one anonymous officer we spoke to.

dethrone Jeff Foxworthy and claim your honored place at the right-hand of God on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

One version of the Mario Bros. arcade has an oversight where reaching 980,000 points gets a Game Over. This happens because the game starts giving Mario extra lives on every frame, overflowing the life counter. As such, he is literally killed by being showered with extra lives.

yes. they pay more based on income in taxes for the thing that is then “free” for everyone. this is how public services work

Red Lobster went bankrupt because of private equity, not shrimp.

logging on

What a cocky saucy monkey this one is! Your 3D scanned keshi today is SonSon from the Famicom game of the same name. Produced by Takahashi, probably around 1986. Get the model file here: archive.org/details/kesh...

I'm begging you to stop calling everything "girl dinner", a handful of moldy peanut M&Ms from the gumball machine at O'Reilly Auto Parts is not "girl dinner", all the gorgeous babes I know are much more resilient than that and you have no idea how long those have been sitting there

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『スプラッターハウス』PCE版 発売日(1990.04.03.) #今日は何の日 #スプラッターハウス #猫とふりかえるゲーム発売日

please stop saying that Theodore Roosevelt had “big stick energy”; he would never say that about himself

Cool old NEC sign spotted recently in Kyoto

republicans genuinely think you are cattle designed to suffer for their glory

Speaking of Namco check out the tonkatsu Dragon Buster bento and the 5 color Dig Dug bento