No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

If I ever ask for this call the police

they call it the post-apocalypse because you gotta post through it

sigh

Lammy🎸

male living space /// lady living space

this? oh, I've been working on methods of grinding in JRPGs while driving. I understand, officer, but it's necessary, how else am I supposed to find the time

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

you sleep in a big bed with your wife I am thinking about Wai Wai Playing Card War for the PlayStation which uses the Wai Wai Playing Card War controller with LCD screen to display the player's current hand we are not the same

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

There's also the Hard Off rap they sometimes play in stores because, you know, Hard Off is from the street youtu.be/kEpL45fEnQw?...

Hard Off in #Japan have released their immortal in-store theme song for the 1st time as a 7" vinyl single. Price is 2200 jpy which seems kind of steep since most 7" there are like 100-300 yen or something.

dolucky no kusayakiu / super famicom zoom, 1993

q: are we not .gen ? a: we are .bin !

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

truly fascinated by how faithful the C64 port of the simpsons arcade game is, even when it doesn't totally benefit the port. e.g, the opening cutscene music, translated directly to the C64's SID chip, starts to reach "Crazy Bus" levels of harmonic chaos [CW: flashing lights]

my father has not engaged in conversation for at least twenty years. the interactive CD-ROM adventure for the Phillips CD-i™ and other compatible models is his preferred mode of discourse

discourse? dis da hors d'oeuvre course, da salad course is next

Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/

noel & liam galaga

I'm not very good at these old Zelda games

SP.Final_Fantasy_VII.wsz

theyre so fuckin' petty. theyre so fuckin' hurt and in their feelings over how the super bowl proved they have no cultural dominance and they cant create any culture so the only thing they have left is to be spiteful and cruel to and remove yours

MY AGE VERIFICATION: my first console was the Atari 2600, which I purchased on my way back from the polling place after voting for Ronald Reagan

One of a kind homemade clay models of the Bros, made by arcade fan Tsuyoshi Masuda sometime before mid-1991 A piece worthy of doing crimes to get ahold of.

be warned: every time you yell at me I go to bed a half-hour earlier

MY AGE VERIFICATION I ate the Gunstar Heroes Fruit Roll-Up before its expiration date

q: are we not .gen ? a: we are .bin !

Harry Potter: - stupid - only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds - sucks shit - no one cares Dragon Ball: - awesome - beloved by all - its “the good stuff” - goku is my friend

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

『ドラゴンクエストIII そして伝説へ…』FC版 発売日(1988.02.10.) #今日は何の日 #ドラゴンクエスト #猫とふりかえるゲーム発売日

『妖怪道中記』PCE版 発売日(1988.02.05.) #今日は何の日 #妖怪道中記 #猫とふりかえるゲーム発売日

RGG9 should just be set entirely in one gigantic Club Sega with a perfect port of every arcade game Sega has released up through 2004 (let's be reasonable)

I'm not very good at these old Zelda games

Mildly terrifying Mario as a Transformer, but for the Famicom cartridge of Super Mario Bros, from a Bandai toyline in 1986. It's a pretty whacky job. Open the cartridge like a briefcase and fold the limbs in or out. One of a few cartridge choices. Each also has a little item #gaming #retro #toys 🎮

the humans in Heathciff need to discipline their dang cats no more excuses

I dont think any Dem who votes to give ICE a dollar should ever get a single vote again tbh

king of the hill visual novel background

how about after the game launches they lay off the CEO

Rejoice!

LINDA³ AGAIN ALFASYSTEM CO/MARS CORP 1997 PLAYSTATION

Super Chase: Criminal Termination (Arcade, Taito, 1992)

The many clay maquette covers of Asocom magazine, a portmanteau of asobi, meaning play, with computer. Meaning...computer. Anyway, it ran from 1985 to 1988 and initially only featured adult games, before becoming a general mag. Publisher Tatsumi now owns hentai mag BugBug #chosting

sounds like the RGG remakes are starting to take a lousy turn, which is objectively disappointing, however … who on earth can play like fifteen RGG games and still have the appetite to replay them again through yet another series of remasters?

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

I’m not saying I want Discord to necessarily go away, but I’d like it to be less of a pillar. I’d like more things that should be on websites to migrate back toward being on websites: support forums, updates, changelogs, documentation, news feeds, etc etc etc

i dont think one thing should replace discord, i think like three things at minimum should replace discord. it being an All-in-One app has ruined so many parts of online.

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