Wicked Part 2 Jeff Goldblum: Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history. Me in the audience:

battleship earth

keep walking

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

For my Patreon, it’s the season of giving, so I wrote about an episode of Hey Arnold that meant a lot to me growing up. “Arnold’s Thanksgiving” dared to admit to kids that, hey, sometimes dealing with your family sucks. www.patreon.com/posts/143066...

It turns out a 10-month marathon run on Being Evil is bad for your party

Just went to a promotional screening of Bugonia. After the movie, bald people came out as a surprise. But most of the audience booed them.

I’ve become a “don’t even know how to play the game. I just like collecting the artwork” guy

My adult son (who I hate) set an alarm for 7am today. I thought he was finally going to a job but he tells me “Halloween candy is on sale and this is my chance”

Finally got around to watching An Evening With Tim Heidecker and it's genuinely one of the best pieces of performance art I've ever seen. It's incredible. A thoroughly researched masterfully preformed display of everything exhausting about mid standup comedy performed by washed up dads

www.patreon.com/posts/boo-19... My final Patreon entry for October examines 1980's Boo! This obscure special set out to prove that monsters CAN host a vaudevillian variety show. Why does Dr Frankenstein hate Howard Cosell? Why is Dionne Warwick here? None of these questions will be answered!

!!! JUST GOT A POWER SHUTOFF NOTICE ON MY DOOR !!! I need to pay like $450 in past due bills by tomorrow or my power/heat's gonna be shut off. I've been able to have them put this off for a while, but I'm literally out of time. I really need someone's generosity.

One of the bad Willy Wonka kids growing up and running for office only to get visibly mad anytime someone from the press asks them about what happened at the chocolate factory. “I think there are more important matters than my being shrunk inside a television 30 years ago.”

Oh that’s so crazy that kids love the thing that kids have loved for a hundred years.

musicals used to have songs that advanced the plot

It’s too bad the Michael Jackson episode is banned considering it has one of the funniest jokes

This would finally get Gregg politically motivated on the same level as Tim

Really sweet that he makes time for these Make A Wish kids

Turning off the Blair Witch Project after the first night in the woods. My favorite short film about film students who have a fun time camping.

I'm selling my physical media collection to help raise some money. If there's anything in here you like, make me an offer

One of the best portrayals of trying to make plans with your friends in their 30s/40s

Trump getting mad at press conferences in 2026 when journalists ask him why he hasn't been using the new ballroom. "Takes a long time to plan a ball. Long time, lotta people. I could look into how many you've thrown. None. It's a lot of work."

If you haven’t noticed by now, the world is as stupid as it is scary. But it could be worse, you could be up against a troll who wants to turn you into a wooden statue. We revisit 1991’s Ernest Scared Stupid on my Patreon - just in time for Halloween. Join for $3! www.patreon.com/posts/141434...

IT: Welcome to Derry opens with Pennywise getting off a bus holding two suitcases while "If My Friends Could See Me Now" is playing

If you haven’t noticed by now, the world is as stupid as it is scary. But it could be worse, you could be up against a troll who wants to turn you into a wooden statue. We revisit 1991’s Ernest Scared Stupid on my Patreon - just in time for Halloween. Join for $3! www.patreon.com/posts/141434...

Says a lot about society people go to movies to see a long walk. Why not go outside and take a long walk you can do it for real? Leaves are falling and grandmas on benches it’s nice but go to the movies I guess.

I remember finding about time zones in first grade when we asked our teacher about how Nickelodeon or some kids channels would say “8:30/7:30 central”. There was a kid from California in our class and we made fun of him saying “you don’t get cartoons” because he was from PST.

"hey man send me some of those photos from last night. I barely remember anything lol"

JD Vance voice: you pooped on them good, sir

I always liked in Fahrenheit 451 where Montag starts talking more to the neighbor girl who has her antiquated family, then goes home to his horrible wife like “hey I heard about this crazy think where we turn off the tv and talk to each other. Pretty crazy, right? Might be fun.”

I remember 2017 where Trump tweeting an edited gif of him beating up someone in a wrestling ring with a CNN logo over their head was treated as the “this is as low as it gets for the American presidency” moment lmao

Miyamoto watching the Minions people make a movie where Mario and Luigi are harassed by a Secret Life of Pets dog thinking “this is better than anything I’ve ever made”

Not buying into the Shrek 5 rumors that Shrek comes to the real world. There would be set leaks of the live action locations with the production being under a secret name like Green Acres.

We should be allowed at least one king. But he has to have the big scepter and be sitting on a fancy pillow.

just a reminder that I block anyone who DMs be pictures of Red Hulk. Haha I’m scared of Red Hulk. That’s so funny. It’s so fun to live my life in constant fear.

framing this and putting it up in my living room next to family photos

www.patreon.com/posts/140906... It’s a Halloween-centric month over on my Patreon this October starting with an entry on my favorite Treehouse of Horror segments. No subscribe and no read makes Blake something something.

in 2007 I had to ask my mom to take me to the 7-11 that they made look like the Kwik-E-Mart. Well in 2027, I'm an adult now. I ask my wife to take me.

@talksimpsonspod.bsky.social next month's Simpson news segment on Talk to the Audience was just upheaved

As a special treat, my Patreon entry on CTRL ALT DEL the series is FREE to read for a month! There is a ko-fi link in the header for any optional support. Hate self promoting, but trying to pay some bills. But I’ll just be happy if you enjoy reading! www.patreon.com/posts/131159...

www.patreon.com/posts/eaten-... One of my favorite Patreon entries I've made so far, all on the 2014 Eaten Alive Discovery special. We talk about Al Capone's vault, having a plan B snake for backup, and the bygone era of one-off TV events promising something stupid. Join now to read!

they should put another Frozen TV special in front of Coco 2 in theaters, for old times' sake.

well past the point where I think we just need to come to terms with the fact that some 40% of our country likes it this way

www.patreon.com/posts/138520... Over on my Patreon I personally ranked the Disney live action remakes, most of which I hope to never watch again.

Looking for the Trey Parker to my Matt Stone (you make me hundreds of millions of dollars and I do a few hours of work once a week)