@bobservo.bsky.social @talkinghenry.bsky.social @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social Patreon member Blake R presenting the Bundy house in all its “hidden from Google Maps” glory

Gregg: five bags of popcorn for Nutcracker and the Four Realms. I’m sure audiences are now asking to see the FIFTH realm. My only nitpick is it takes some ideas from the Hobbit movies, but who can blame them? Tim, what did YOU think of Nutcracker and the Four Realms? Tim:

Read an interview with the woman who lost her husband and son in the Titan submersible and this OceanGate company continues to boggle the mind the more you learn about them

He’s too old to be picking up those screenwriter bibles film students read to learn how stories work

Theater staff: “Hi, everyone. Just an announcement that we’ll be canceling the Mandalorian and Grogu Q + A after the movie. Grogu had an urgent family matter arise and had to return home. He’s deeply sorry and hopes to return to Frisco very soon.”

craziest thing about the Michael Jackson movie that no publication is writing about is that at the end of the movie, Michael solemnly stares at the screen as a title card pops up asking DO YOU THINK HE DID IT? with a QR code you can scan to vote Yes/No on your phone

Getting into an argument with the grocery store and their refusal to honor my Frankenweenie coupon for pistachios

Shrek wouldn’t drive this

Scorned wife: why, I bet you’d sell a kiss itself if you could wrap it in foil and put a price tag on it Milton Hershey:

Don’t know if my server will be able to keep up with the demand once this is added

buying these and handing them out to those I trust most

Nope. He didn't graduate. I'm not falling for it.

Popeyes one piece promo? They're telling you they're going to give you less food and you're rewarding them for it.

going to try cross-posting here more regularly, but a warning that you are back on thin ice if you label another one of my "Adult son who I hate" bits as Rude

It's okay. We've all posted bits that didn't quite land with our audience.

(Batman rigorously typing away at his computer in the Bat Cave) "Joker's new podcast is behind a paywall. I'm working on breaking through to extract the audio. This could take a while."

he's clearly made peace with the "I'm not going to Heaven" situation now that's he’s just outright ragging on the Pope

Got to see a rare Blank Check live show in Madison this weekend. You haven’t seen Babe: Pig in the City until you’ve seen it with an audience reacting in audible horror no less than ten times

Just a heads up. My sources tell me this received money from the Chocolate Cartel.

can’t wait for kids to discover all of the quality Star Fox games Nintendo has published in the last 28 years

Super Mario Galaxy movie is a cheap imitation of another film about a beloved icon touring the stars with his friends

the elves at the workshop when the Santa Baby woman sends her list again

Don Draper: (answering phone at 2 am) Hello? Conrad Hilton: why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Bill Clinton’s lack of character as a pet owner always stood out to me when I found out he rehomed his beloved longtime cat because it didn’t get along with his new dog that he chose to take with him upon leaving the White House and it ended up getting hit by a car in the span of like a year

Expedition Thiwty Thwee? uh, i THINK we missed the fiwst thiwty two! no, but sewiously…

Sivako, my friends. Eywa speaks to those who listen. It is time to return to Pandora to visit our friends Jake Sully and Neytiri and Norm and Tuk and our dear Spider. And what of Payakan, outcast to the Tulkun?

“Look Roger, neither of us liked this movie. Is it so terrible to make the concession that I quite enjoyed seeing all those funny mall mascots band together? I mean I was moved.” “You were moved, Gene? Moved by the Foot Locker logo trying to get Adam Sandler’s character to cry?”

we never found out if he enjoyed food that wasn’t made by a rat or his mother

Popeye: (opening a wrapped can of spinach for Christmas) Ug ug ug just whats me wanted Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one

I remember doing the deal for Epic Mickey, and Bob Iger shooting laser beams out his eyes at me in the Disney dining room. “Don’t let this video game fuck up Mickey.” Oh well. That’s over.

that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed

Bob Iger should be as openly and loudly derided as Zaslav at this point. nothing going on up there in that brain of his other than a need to constantly be shaking hands and putting wet ink on paper for the next big way to creatively bankrupt a century-old creative company.

www.patreon.com/posts/145287... My Patrons voted for me to cover a surprise episode of TV doing the “It’s a Wonderful Life” shtick. So we revisit the Even Stevens episode where Louis Stevens is visited by his magical Bubbe after single-handedly ruining Hanukkah. Join now for just $3!

patreon.com/NothingGoodOn The first of the month is a great time to check out my Patreon blog! We just closed out Thanksgiving with a look at the 2013 film Free Birds. All patrons are equal at the one and only $3 tier that gets you everything, comrade.

Thankful for the grind 📈📈📈this Thanksgiving and that’s no Turkey 🦃 while you were stuffing your face I was stuffing my ₿itcoin wallet while you’re laying on the butter 🧈 I’m buttering up clients who are going to make me 💰💰💰no sweet potatoes just sweet transactions

Frank L Baum giving his Oz lore some of the stupidest names of all time so that 100 years later people have to pretend to swoon when a hot guy in a spinoff musical declares “I’m from Winkie Country.”

Gregg Turkington’s only opinion on the Kennedy assassination would be how rude it was for Oswald to hide from the police in that theater and that “that’s not really what movies are supposed to be used

Wicked Part 2 Jeff Goldblum: Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history. Me in the audience:

battleship earth

keep walking

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

For my Patreon, it’s the season of giving, so I wrote about an episode of Hey Arnold that meant a lot to me growing up. “Arnold’s Thanksgiving” dared to admit to kids that, hey, sometimes dealing with your family sucks. www.patreon.com/posts/143066...

It turns out a 10-month marathon run on Being Evil is bad for your party

Just went to a promotional screening of Bugonia. After the movie, bald people came out as a surprise. But most of the audience booed them.