if this was 1995 i would’ve said William Hickey

this may be shortsighted of me, but i plan on formally shunning anyone who sees The Grogulorian and NOT The Sheep Detectives

Some will say that I've gone mad. Perhaps they are correct, but here, enjoy a 40,000-word weird history of Mario. Checked names herein: Naomi Watts, Mordito, Giada de Laurentiis, Samantha Mathis, the prophet Ezekiel, the Loch Ness Monster www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/mario-1...

this is cute and everything, but at this point it feels like Disney has turned The Simpsons into a glorified Cameo account

wow, never thought Pac-Man would associate with a known child murderer. unfollowing this pos

WaldoWare

as we approach the end of Retronauts year 20, i’m proud to announce i finally recorded an in-depth conversation about Dr. Dude

MOTHER: wot if there was a alien MOTHER 2: holy fuuuuuckkk god damn dude i love america MOTHER 3: (loading gun) america's haunted. time to put it down like an old dog

a great game with so many possibilities it’s almost too intimidating to play. and it came out just as i had to get ready to move to another country, so one of these days i need to jump back into the Switch 2 version (which runs like BUTTER)

really hoping my Kickstarter pledge helped pay for that bag of filth

very happy with how this episode came together! (and how it gave me an excuse to replay Mother 3)

whenever i see this i choose to take it as a compliment

for the nerd in your life who only knows about salt www.mccormick.com/products/mcc...

when you ask about the most millennial song and she gives you this look

my person version of Mixtape is just me doing this alone while wondering why the Limp Bizkit/Eminem late '90s teens don't want to listen to The Cars' "Heartbeat City" with me

the best way to prepare for this month's episode of Talking Futurama:

We have a guest in the house tonight. Asked if he could “lurk creepily in the dark.” We said ok but regret it now.

we both need our enrichment toys

My nearly eight hour “multi-part” video about Digital Pictures, a leading force of FMV games in the 1990’s, premieres live in about a half hour. Featuring mountains of unreleased footage, interviews, internal documents, and canceled games. youtu.be/QM-I1G_UEr0?...

knew this reminded me of something

damn i can’t believe these Star Fox redesigns

killer little free library find (it’s practically new!)

We’ve got a special @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social today—we’re joined by @tobytobyjones.bsky.social to discuss Jellystone & the great episode he boarded, “Space Con!” We chat for almost three hours about the Space Ghost tribute, a week early and ad-free on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/156205...

Super New Age Bros. 4: Enya's Island

I was on this one!

two hooves up—WAY up! boxd.it/ehQohz

The Sheep Detectives is a SHEAR delight! EWE’ll love it! bring the whole FLOCK and chase those BAA-A-A-Ad vibes away!

this is my MCU

since we’re dealing with a new feature, this episode didn’t hit our Patreon RSS feed—but it’s still available through the web and Patreon app versions of our page

spent the whole week resentful that i was lied to about Legend #LastFourWatched

a few years ago @p5ych.bsky.social and @chrisgdaniel.bsky.social collaborated on this depiction of Louie as a distinguished businessman (unfortunately he’s almost 24 and has never been able to hold down a job)

i’m 44 today, and very happy i can still eat waffles with my original teeth

it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal

now's as good a time as ever to plug my two-part @retronauts.bsky.social Star Fox series—at least the part that's not behind a Patreon paywall: audioboom.com/posts/817301...

i hope everyone is ready for weeks of already-recorded podcasts where i keep saying “they should just remake Star Fox 64 again!”

an emergency star fox direct??

has anyone said this freak show looks like Hoggle yet? if not i'm claiming that

we've got the latest ooze news for youse

Canada didn't get MST3K either but that just means i can steal all of their jokes and not get arrested

had to briefly think about the Kinect while doing podcast prep, and now i have a stomach ache

watched Legend (1985) for the first time last night with my wife; we assumed it would be bad but very pretty, and by the end we were so impressed we ordered the 4K. now i'm feeling very resentful towards everyone who ever claimed it was mid or worse

people who still think The Principal and the Pauper ruined The Simpsons are living in a world before the towers fell

i’ve been waiting 15 years to hear “the living room PC lifestyle is valid”

one of the hockey men just got a puck point

damn they’re turning every video game into a movie these days

generative AI is just a version of Scribblenauts that kills the world

we’re out here eating the world’s most boring ice cream and we’re loving it folks

also a reminder to stay vigilant, because someone smarter and less annoying could always surpass you