Whenever I play Hitman again I always think "why am I not always playing Hitman"

Since the discourse is going around 1. Obviously it's bad to ascribe virtue or vice to a specific gender 2. Your understanding of gender has to be better than Men Bad, Women Good 3. A lot of people who should know better really do play into this! You never want to complain about "misandry" but...

Dream blunt rotation

Great time to announce a Parodius compilation.

My sincere review of Hokum: Not enough hokum.

I have a buddy who started a religion for this specific purpose www.avclub.com/woman-succes...

Welcome, friend

I’ve watched this over and over and it’s funny every single time 🌈

The takes? Today, they are bad takes. Tomorrow, the takes will also be bad.

Just recorded a doozy of a snorlax podcast with @garybutterfield.bsky.social and he is indeed as nice and insightful as you'd think he'd be. It just goes to show you, never stop gaslighting until you get what you want.

In a better world, A Days of Future Cast special on this would come out in August and it'd be funny and insightful. God, I miss my friend.

If it's X-Schlocks, you're dealing with Cracked Magazine. If it's Blechs Box, you got yourself a Mad Magazine. Now, if it's Spew's Clues, it could go either way.

If I spent my early 20s with today's internet, I would have been such a monster. I would have basically turned every site into my personal font of 24/7 self pity.

While it indeed ok to be anything, I don't think they could have realistically expected a good response to this. I'll admit I get a little fatigued by straight jokes, so I understand this defensive impulse, but also, the people making those jokes non stop are sort of only online. shadow boxing

If I was a ghostbuster, I wouldn't treat slimer any differently than any other ghost. Into the containment unit, demon.

I love Boosters is very fun, funny, and simultaneously messier and more obvious feeling than Sorry to Bother You. I won't let great be the enemy of the good, however. Still a recommendo

I absolutely loved my Roland Jp 8X so much

ngl.link/garybutterfield I made one of these because I had a great, productive day and I don't have energy to play games or do anything really, so I want to stare at my phone a tad (it's the weekend).

All grown up

nathen mazri has converted from garfield to islam

I'm going to a 5 story mansion in chicago to experience fine dining and close up magic in fancy dress. It's my birthday and christmas gift to myself this year.

they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head

I have a vague desire to start a File Under Water style podcast about The New Pornographers, but I worry it'd be depressing. I love that band, but the last few albums have felt pretty misguided, to me. Adult contemporary adjacent.

WOFF EFFECT STRIKES. Whenever we cover something, it goes on sale. Baby Steps is really good and then an order of magnitude more interesting. Cool ass game, meets you where you are a lot more than Foddy's other stuff. Recommended, June Premium episode of Watch Out For Fireballs!

the last paragraph of this press release should be classified as a war crime

Something happened to me and I don't really know how people play more than one game for fun at a time. I'm really psyched for Mina, gonna buy it to show my support, but I got a whole Underrail ahead of me.

forks wouldn't be so smug without their precious little tines

Secret Service Tackles Blood Clot That Jumped White House Fence

I'm fully and irrevocably immersed in Underrail. I poked at it when it came out but got busy and stopped, but now I'm committed and it's very my shit. Brutal tactical crpg with visual vibes that remind me A LOT of the SNES Shadowrun.

As a morris day and the time fan, this is great news

What's your favorite comic it seems like no one else has read? For me it's

about to enter the world of literature

I keep having to have Men come over to do basic house shit I don't understand. Had a plumber visit today and it was basically exactly this, one of the most well observed sketches for people like me with fantasy jobs www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Px...

Absolute steal for an incredible game.

Happy Killmore isn't good enough to be a paro movie but it *is* good enough to be the name of a battlebot

Trying to explain to the future that this was a big radio hit I heard when I was like 10 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImR...

Hotline Diana

Not expecting a lot of cosigns on this, but something I don't like in media is "in retrospect, you should have actually had sympathy." I didn't get the hat dreams in Baby Steps, but watching them is sort of low key pissing me off. Let the kid just be a piece of shit, you don't need to do this.

this 100% unironically

Obsession was good, though a little hyped up for me. This is just me, but I wouldn't throw around Hereditary comparisons that easy. I would say the way Malignant turns into a dumb but fun Tales from the Crypt episode at the very end, Obsession is like a smart and fun TftC episode the whole time

Credits on Baby Steps. I really liked it, lots to think about, looking forward to discussing it. I feel like I'm not the target market for it in very important ways and it could be an all timer if I was that person (that person who is more into losing progress).

Extremely cursed random encounter

true heroes have been uploading every "Worst Movies Of The Year" Siskel & Ebert episodes to YouTube and 1991's is an absolute treasure (Nothing But Trouble! Highlander 2!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQA-...

Just shat out the Hamburger of Theseus.

Challenging and subverting gender roles by referring to pussies as "little guys"

Sometimes I wish I thought anything was as funny as Bennet Foddy thinks having the player lose a lot of progress is. I see the small cacti at the end of a very tough section at the river of cum, and I think "hahah, yeah, that's clever" and then I have to get there 4 more times and think "..."