The RPG as a distinctly and essentially American invention. crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2026/07/our-...

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Sometimes I overhear young men talking to young women and it makes me think that maybe I wasn’t as stupid as I feel in retrospect.

"What a privilege to be tired from work you once begged the universe for." This quote sums up the gratitude I've been feeling to be working on Weepstone.

I shit the bed, the bed I shat, and on the shitted bed I sat.

I just finished the remake of The 7th Guest that came out this month, and it's really good. Excellent haunted house vibes with decent puzzles and some really neat FMV tech.

You’ve cannibalized your last corpse!

Seeing the new Jackass and so far the cruelest prank is that my popcorn has like ten individual pieces of caramel corn hidden in it.

Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment https://theonion.com/study-mosquitos-more-attracted-to-people-branded-with-mosquito-gods-rune-of-punishment/

I just finished the remake of The 7th Guest that came out this month, and it's really good. Excellent haunted house vibes with decent puzzles and some really neat FMV tech.

“I hate my nickname,” thought William Nilliam, whose friends all called him Fuckface.

Let's Chat with @rodkin.online - Designer of Firewatch! youtu.be/9hLDHQBpGI8

#jeffeasley #fantasyart

butt crap

I had a buddy who was a horrible cultist -- he fainted at the Site of Blood!

What's your least favorite laggard behavior? Mine is how much they tarry

I dropped a big glob of pesto on my sock while I was making lunch, so now I have to slink around the office like some depraved sauce goblin.

The main lesson of film school is that when we say “story” all we mean is a series of sentences about a car that is also a monster of some type.

I wrote up a big document with details about the Kingdom of Loathing LARP we ran during the game's official conventions in 2009-2011. horrible.farm/index.php?id... This thing was a lot of fun and a lot of work, and I'm excited for people who weren't there to get the chance to see it.

spittoon

Dear @asym.bsky.social, I found where all the pastamancers are hanging out in Tribeca.

The World Cup is important because it would be really bad if the world got kicked in the balls.

There are too many things called Fable being discussed right now.

I’ve been thinking I should start being a huge shithead about various things.

Mixing corn salad and Cobb salad.

Q: Why did Ricky Gervais get kicked out of the furry orgy? A: Because there are no atheists in foxholes.

me (wearing cowboy hat): my son are you bearing false witness against your brother? Eustace (hatless): no father. Zachariah’s mind is a twisted web of snakes

I have owned three cassingles in my life: * Swing the Mood, by Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers * Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen * Cotton Eye Joe, by Rednex This concludes my cassingle inventory.

I just got a corrected version of a file from the property management company, which is identical to the previous file except now it has an arithmetic error in it.

im back store.steampowered.com/app/3304110/...

Guys with suction cups on their fingers are always talking underwater style gibberish like "blublub blub blub graaaawh"... ok bro first of all you lay eggs.

Video game guys love to shuffle sidways through a somewhat narrow gap.

I can’t believe they made Miss Moneypenny a woman.

finally some good news

The Merovingian and Grogu.

Just shat out the Hamburger of Theseus.

I took a database programming class at my local community college.

Some friend of a housemate wrote “kingdomofloathing.com” on our kitchen whiteboard in the spring of 2004.

when you utter “cereal” in a hard-surfaced room

skeleton cavalry guy gets his foot caught in his horse's ribcage & dragged for like a mile

I collected all of my #EnigMarch puzzles and made it so you can check answers in the browser. horrible.farm/games/puzzle...

I don't know what an FOV slider is and I'm going to negatively review one Steam game per hour until somebody explains it.

Yeah, nothing says "fuck the establishment" like censoring the word fuck. #badass #rebel

Crap, I'm out of gas, and my gascan's out of gascan gas again.

An Embarrassment of Richards.

Okay but when is White Man Group.

I can smell you've got a Day Old Roast Ham Dinner in your inventory. Takes up 6 tiles. Which explains why you don't have your trousers equipped today.