attack on @coffeerow.bsky.social of their OCs jazzmine and casseus! look at my cousins dawg we are NOT finding our uncle murray

Today is Dependence Day in the Kingdom of Loathing, an annual holiday that celebrates how we are dependent upon you to spread the word about our goofy games so that we can make more of them. Later tonight we'll set off a lot of fireworks to celebrate what a good job you did telling your friends!

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

Sorry kid, no Kingdom of Loathing till you've read all of Cryptonomicon so you can get the "goto" joke in the knob goblin dungeon.

I remind you that my most patriotic song since Special Delivery is still pretty much fresh out the oven. With lyrics & playable mini-rpg right here: frontalot.com/loot

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Today is Dependence Day in the Kingdom of Loathing, an annual holiday that celebrates how we are dependent upon you to spread the word about our goofy games so that we can make more of them. Later tonight we'll set off a lot of fireworks to celebrate what a good job you did telling your friends!

@jazzagent.bsky.social's mike check! #coffeedraws

It's Dependence Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.

"What a privilege to be tired from work you once begged the universe for." This quote sums up the gratitude I've been feeling to be working on Weepstone.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

The great thing about booking a flight is when you get to seat selection and there's 3-pt font that says "seat contains a live scorpion" and then a big button that lets you pay $45 to put a door on its cage

Hmm, where have we seen this before...

It's okay, we can always just type the game code in from our computing magazines! (Wait... They've done WHAT to print magazines??)

I am not certain, but I think this might be the greatest thread (and greatest use of alt text) of all time.

KoL: The Cup of 13s results have been modified a bit to give a more even distribution of the bonus effects and stats.

KoL: July's Item-of-the-Month, the shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s, is now available in Mr. Store. Drink up!

A Dinosaur Jr cover band called Dinosaur the Third

everyone has that one friend who insists “there used to be another number between four and five” and tries to demonstrate it by laying out four apples and then adding another and you say “yeah, that’s five” and they say “no, it’s—“ and then you hear a weird buzzing

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Almost done with the Item cards for the West of Loathing TTRPG I had to include this it for when your hands still have self-respect.

The Loathing RPGs are all-timers. There is so much joyful weirdness in both, so many secrets to find, and they're unafraid to lean hard into their own identities. And, yes, they are very, very funny.

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

you already know what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't need the help. with that said, onwards!

Introducing difficult words in media is HOW people build vocabulary. I had a dictionary with me reading Homestuck and playing Kingdom of Loathing. Now I can use words like Abscond, Acquiesce, Abjure, Telemetry, and Rigmarole.

They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears

I hate it when I visit a small, isolated town with a history of occult activity to conduct my historical research but all the townsfolk seem rude and creepy except for one person who's charming and modern and then that person turns out to be the devil.

Unless you want to recreate the latest and blandest AAA videogame look, there's unlimited styles and ways to create the visuals of your game. It's by trying to overcome difficulties, obstacles and limitations how you get the lighting in a bottle that will make your game shine and be unique.

Blue Prince (Switch 2 / Steam) digital release is 40% off on US eShop and Steam: bit.ly/4eOFzl9 $17.99 lowest price ever on Switch

you've hootied your last blowfish

I'm biased, but this has to be one of the best ways to pitch a bunch of "go in blind" games that I've ever seen (from the "Hidden Depths" Steam bundle page) store.steampowered.com/bundle/70688...

Our Loathing games are at their lowest prices ever on Steam and the Switch eShop -- never been a better time to buy them for yourself or anyone else you've ever met who maybe could use a good giggle, chuckle, or guffaw. store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...

The Steam Summer Sale is here! ☀️ For the next two weeks, discover thousands of discounts, take a gander through your Discovery Queue to meet new games and stickers, and check out new Points Shop items to match the summer vibes. Now until July 9! store.steampowered.com

Just listened to John Cage’s 4’33”. Great piece, no notes.

fuck your bullshit AI poetry, in this house we procgen it old school

It's the Festival of Jarlsberg in the Kingdom of Loathing.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

Apparently you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover so I just squeeze them all like a loaf of bread and then buy the freshest one.

After this Weekend I'll be working on my personal West of Loathing The Wood, the Bad, and the Splintery Collectors edition. I'll include the Game+DLC+OST and I'm making a Mini Tabletop RPG version of the game. The Rule book is done. Everything will be made out of wood including the CD jewel cases

Anyone else got the morbs?

#jeffeasley #fantasyart

It's Yuletide in the Kingdom of Loathing.

One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

spittoon

I wrote up a big document with details about the Kingdom of Loathing LARP we ran during the game's official conventions in 2009-2011. horrible.farm/index.php?id... This thing was a lot of fun and a lot of work, and I'm excited for people who weren't there to get the chance to see it.