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spite is an incredible creative motivator, exhibit 5,239:

extremely cool opportunity for UK writers! do a residency at the only museum that truly appreciates Big Sheeps!!!!!

Just finished the X-Files. Now to start our watch through of the Y-Files, which is the same thing but 90° rotated

I watched The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly last night, and I KNOW I'M VERY LATE TO THE PARTY HERE, but hoooooly shit that's a good movie. Three hours long and slow-paced as hell, and my short-video-rotted ADHD ass was captivated through the whole thing

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

When people see senseless, awful things happen, they comfort themselves by assessing ‘what the victim did wrong’ and think that they wouldn’t get harassed because they simply wouldn’t say X or Y. But the truth is that harassers can always find something. Can always take something in bad faith.

Strange Antiquities + The Seance at Blake Manor are now available together in 'The Dark Academia' bundle on Steam. We're thrilled to team up with @spookydoorway.com to bring you two games full of atmosphere, dark undertones and lots of mystery. Buy both or complete the set with discounts!

Happy May! Here's another thread of freelance writing, full-time and mock review job opportunities for games, tech, and entertainment 💛 Please share it with your pals 👍🏾

in my Tomodachi Life island he is married to Pumkin from Baman Piderman and he is best mates with Mr Bean

the mortifying ordeal of being known (when it's your turn to put on a playlist at the gym)

suck it, baby shoes: new sadder, shorter story just dropped

the longer you look at this image, the weirder it gets

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

The Pitt is such competency porn. I can't tell if everyone's hot because they're attractive or because they're saying medical acronyms with confidence

looks like the bad guy from DS9 is in a pickle

Slightly increase a band: INS (Michael Hutchence went up a size)

thinking about this tumblr post (www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)

everyone gets so caught up in indignance and forgets to like, do anything except discourse about the shitty thing. reposting isn't going to get to kickstarter - directly filling out a help ticket will help.kickstarter.com/hc/en-us/req...

i love when I have a dream with a recurring theme of needing to find a toilet, and within the dream I'm going "what does it mean? is it a sign??? some kind of metaphor?????" and then I wake up and go ah yes the sign was that I'm full of pee

I'm tired of pretending like the mario games are good. a plumber who does no plumbing? please. ludonarrative dissonance much? and paper mario was actually a covert warning about microtransactions. pay per mario? uh yeah we sure do now

can you imagine if film critics started writing articles like "actually, the Die Hard series was always bad" and "anyone who likes the movies of Wes Anderson is stupid, they aren't art"

#marten #mustelid

I bought protein powder the other day and now the website is emailing me about their mother's day sale. who is buying protein powder for their mother

Potential OPPORTUNITIES Reposting for today. Looking forward to hearing from more of you! One additional request, please add your country of residence in the subject. That will help me get the details to the right place as and when/if the opportunities open. Thanks and good luck!

people need to learn how to be normal about not liking the latest critically beloved new game

my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas

Seeing a beautifully written review that just completely gets what we were going for and reflects so wonderfully on it… what a delight.

love to see my country voting in a bunch of angry hot dog men whose hobbies include being unable to satisfy their wives, drinking shit beer, and complaining about the fact that non-white, non-cis people exist I'm hoping this is the death rattle of this particular brand of reactionary politics

I played a ton of Everything Is Crab last year for awards season and it is VERY GOOD and VERY STUPID

Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

found some old pictures from my Official Nintendo Magazine days! my original strapline was "prepare for trouble... and make it a double cheeseburger", but sometimes editing copy on a strict deadline leads to its own form of comedy

My #1 pro-tip for having a good time on BlueSky: change your default interaction settings. I've engaged with remarkably few idiots and been frustrated by far fewer bad takes after limiting access to me. bsky.app/moderation/i...

I added Chibi Jesus and Disco Judas to my Tomodachi Life island and they fell in love at first sight

happy birthday to the best movie to ever do it

I already knew that Ken Jennings was a treasure, but seeing that he follows "USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST" makes me even more certain of that fact

I am 100% positive these listings are from the legendary Game Informer vault being strip-mined for memes, in case you needed an excuse to throw up today

Hey all!! I have been unable to find a game art job since being laid off. I am now taking commissions for hand painted pokemon cards ✨ Please reach out if you're interested!! Here are some of my more recent examples ☺️ If you'd like to support me I appreciate any donations ko-fi.com/fensartden 💖

this is also how I start any conversation to make sure it is QUALITY CONTENT ONLY and I have many many normal and good friends as a result

hot take, but I think Odysseus is more interesting when portrayed as a bit of a coward. In his middle age, he wants to avoid fighting; he uses his wiles to not have to do much of it. He also avoids doing things that are hard in favour of being a bit hedonistic and dangerous, like, A LOT

me when I'm in a car crash and I remember too late that I filled my airbags with ham

MAY THE FOURTH BE PAT YOU! lol we're putting Later Alligator on sale today the 4th for FOUR dollars! $4.13 US, $4AUD, $4CAD, 4 euros! FOUR! Buy it for 4 friends. Use your last 4 smackers for a fleeting moment of alligator passion. Play it four times. Send me four angry emails. Later Alligator!!!!

damn the specs on this steam controller are off the charts

periods should be illegal. or at the very least someone should be paying me to have them

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

UK vs US food discourse is back, a routine occurrence on this hellsite in which white Brits and white Americans argue over food while ignoring the diasporic communities that exist in BOTH countries and are hugely influential on the food cultures in both as well.