I made the potato cakes that sound like a slur. They were delicious. Made them with last night's cream cheese/ricotta mashed potatoes.

Everyone needs at least one portrait like this. If for no other reason than to confuse history.

Not a sex thing. It's a shoulder holster for self-esteem.

Furry Creechmas 🎄

I's about to say I'll never make a "they were dead the whole time" story but (spoiler) I already did that. I still stand behind that decision. www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/eu...

I been doing this since the War on Terror.

Today has been good. Slept in. Egg sandwich. Made my love a painting. Packed my big pack with my favorite nice clothes to celebrate the next few days. Took off my watch. Made and ate a perfect dinner. Read Mary Oliver. Going out now to feed a cat, take a walk and marvel at lights. ❤

And with that, the savage industrialized hatred that wiped out millions of indigenous people and inspired Hitler, comes back to us, each generation of bigots trying further to sanitize genocide through the language of innovation.

See a goblin, post a goblin 🍄

Potentially Mature Content of the Day: A man in outfits

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I know I said "we support your right to exist," but what we meant was, "We need your state to exist so you can start the war that makes God so angry that Jesus comes back to kill you himself."

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I feel like a chump coming to work this week but with most of the city's driving population snug in their Christmas holes, the roads are nice for biking.

A big sweetheart's what she is.

Happy Solstice from me and Mr. Lap Monster.

I made a Patreon and now I have to take care of it. www.patreon.com/dinosaursher...

Shit, I might want this.

I'm so glad AI is either going to deliver the post-scarcity utopia or kill us all in the next 6 months.

I see libraries as monuments to service. They're places we go to discover and explore. They provide such potential for growth, education, enrichment, while asking very little of us. The price we pay to maintain them is nothing compared to their value to our society.

Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition." A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.

To yous and ye-sons.

The year was 1896, and if you told me these were also slurs, I'd believe you.

I've spent a lot of my life trying to avoid talking to strangers on the phone. I hated it so fucking much when it was the only option but the alternatives have become so fucking miserable that it's almost fun.

God, is this all because people are too nervous to talk to eachother now? Searching an image can take less time than generating one. Tell an artist vibes, impressions, feelings. They'll help find refs faster! Gen AI is a godsend for people with way too little or way too much self confidence.

Yule goat I'll goat Ever'body goat

I believe Godzilla's stance on Capitalism and real estate development is clear. If the goal of Kaiju Monopoly isn't to inflict maximum financial damage on the world's economic superpowers, they're fucking up.

I forgot that Clint Eastwood's character casually drags an angry woman into a barn and does a sex crime in the first 15m of High Plains Drifter. Fuck it, I'm watching Columbo again.

Crittertongues Past: Exclusion Zone 🌈💀1/2

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On this day in 2008:

Quote with your faces 👁👁

Humans just do stupid bullshit better.

There's an old saying in English that goes "This sounds like AI shit." It's a play off the same saying "AI can't write for shit." While there's actually only one thing AI does, it reminds us that most variants of generative AI all do the same thing: shit. 💩

This is 90% of my social media comms policy. Was that a gross or fucked up thing for a total stranger to tell me? - Yep > Blocked - Nope but 😬 > Prob won't respond - No > All good. Might respond.

Post your most popular art from Twitter. Twitter didn't deserve my beautiful bullshit.

Let they who have not fucked around with someone they first saw on tumblr cast the first stone.

Potentially Mature Content of the Day: A woman

Ask me 𝘈𝘓𝘔𝘖𝘚𝘛* Anything!

Anyone else's family got this shit in their basement? Some of these rounds could be over 60yrs old. 😑

I admit, it's a gap in my skillset.

Share your couples art 💞

I try not to beat myself up for only posting a new comic about one a month. Or missing a month when things are busy. I have a day job. I have a kid and a partner and time with them is important. I'm trying to see friends more, meet more local comic people. I'm trying to learn to sleep more. 🪨

Awoo.

youtu.be/21-yLGJCxmo?... Have some real good YouTube.

Great, just what the commonwealth needs. A nice megachurch cult compound so Capitalist zealots can continue to harvest the bounty of land and desperation from under-served communities of people who they all deem to stupid and lazy to serve any purpose but their freakish agenda.

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@postoctobrist.bsky.social couldn't not hear this in your voice