I'm always impressed by the boys' fence-climbing skills in West Side Story

If I could donate my ability to grow a beard to someone else, I would.

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

Might be an unpopular opinion in 2026, but If you're looking to make friends, I'd recommend most people try a few low-commitment options before going all-in on polyamory or homesteading.

I try my best to see the humanity in people, but Mitch McConnell spent most of his career actively ratfucking not just the people of Kentucky, but all working-class Americans out of better lives. www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...

Never had one of these locks that didn't require a bizarre and indescribable trick to operate. "Gotta tweak it down and then kinda L-wise at the end and it opens every time. Unless it's humid then do it like that but... loose? Y'know what, just use the back door."

Final step in the Crittertongue RPG's random character generator is rolling to see what they smell like on the smell alignment chart.

Real good creecher in the back of this one.

It's too early for this shit.

Riding home in the 109° heat, I've decided that knights were real lucky that no one developed a portable, reliable way to set them on fire.

Thanks! It's the one where a big law talking kind of man with a weapon shows up. I forget what they're called. The strip is called "Pigs" tho. Cos they're talking about the health code.

Hidden Folk

She's just like me for real. In that I am also tall, mysterious, and spent too much of my life looking for a romantic path toward oblivion instead of just taking a nice little walk.

I'm still rotating them in my mind.

QRP yr covers!

this would look great on my SKS.

I'm open to others' opinions here. What's the gayest firearm (complementary)?

Fun fact: the Desert Eagle is one of the straightest guns ever made. It's why the Agents carry them in the Matrix. Just look at their backstory. Born a Minnesota range queen, shopped around till IMI and Hollywood lost their minds over it. Chris Pratt of guns.

Srowback Skeetgun Saturday 2003 edition

Artists! Present arms! Or yr guns.

This is the appeal of becoming a sword queer. What if we hung out, complemented eachother's weapons, and played at killing eachother? Then had cocktails and breakfast for dinner?

Thinking back to how almost all of my "3rd spaces" as a kid in a small town were places you'd find a body in a TV show

A hookup that rapidly devolves into biting eachother's teeth.

New Crittertongue strip is up now on Tumblr and Webtoon! www.tumblr.com/crittertongu... www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/cr...

A friend of mine was once gifted a "bag of self-defense objects" by a firefighter on a first date. I think there were multiple gouging keychains, pepper spray, whistles, maybe a strap cutter, and a sharp flashlight.

I'm finally playing Lovely Lady RPG. Get Silo and the Sinner together on the wrong night, in the wrong mood, they could achieve a sort of Critical Top Mass that kills them both.

probably the wicker hell that is Carolina Pottery

www.patreon.com/posts/162030... A new Crittertongue strip is up for $2 patrons on Patreon!

Happy Make a Terrible Comic Day to ye and yers! #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Dude in a suv just told me I can never be a man. Cool? 🤷‍♀️

They don't make them this pretty anymore.

LOOOVE!

SSR-I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Doing a bit of Crittertongue AMA on Tumblr. If you got questions, enjoy pressing me for lore, or just want to know more about my characters, fire away! www.tumblr.com/possumcolleg...

What if we huddled for warmth in the North Face labia sleeping bag?

hot dawg

I appreciate the notification that Crittertongue just hit 3,000 subscribers, but it's pretty funny that they did it in a way that can't be fully displayed on my phone.

www.patreon.com/posts/161551... A new Crittertongue strip WIP is up on Patreon

You must imagine your little freaks happy.

I like most things better as Columbo episodes.

Now my wife, she beams! Beams everywhere. To the store, to bowling, to her mother's... From the kitchen to the living room, she'd beam if she could!

Columbo Trek

Boldly going to bed...

Simon is the night.

One of AI's biggest selling points is that it allows "decision makers" to avoid making their own decisions, then wallow in confirmation bias, validated by the assurance that a highly rational superintelligence agrees with them.

Share your inner secrets! And by that I mean cross- sections. What's goin' on in there?

He's got part of a point. We've been sacrificing our blood and bones to guys like this since humans discovered the concept of surplus value. What if instead of humoring them for scraps, we called them liars and parasites to their faces and scattered their little kingdoms to the wind?

Got hands.

This means I'm fine, right? It's the combination that averages out to one ok person?