psst hey are youuuu gonna finish that cheese

findom who posts a snuffbait puppygirl video set to Sarah McLachlans In the Arms of an Angel

mouse mouse mouse

mouse mouse mouse

also am mouse

I AM A BAD BITCH

like, i got my kid to his saturday morning thing on time and put on a little mascara. it's ok

i just especially love my tummy today

the poppyseed ones are going to be serving as chicago dog buns tomorrow >:3

a quick drawing for @valkyri-anna.bsky.social who is busy playing unicorn overlord on da couch rn

i tried a new technique and it sucked, please pray for my flaky butter babies

gender is a performance and i am squeezing into a tiny colorful car with eight other genders

mouse gf that hops onto your shoulder and goes, "cheesed to squeak you!!"

dogs actually only play basketball when they're in EXTREME distress but yeah sure, real fun movie to show kids 😾

mouse gf mouse gf mouse gf mouse gf mouse gf

WIP 🐁

Gundam Aerial from Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女) by Hector Trunnec

reweighing an ingredient because i last weighed it 20 min ago and does the past truly exist?

Boymoding is out, boymodding is in

slim jims bandolier

@t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus baabe am i evil??

when your sword’s really long, but you pronounce it wrong that’s claymore

Girl you must be the Sword of Damocles the way you’re so ominously hung

this isn't me trying to act like an expert or being autistic, it just makes NO SENSE to see a recipe with flour measured in cups, they simply aren't recipes at that point

@jay.bsky.team @aaron.bsky.team why do we have labels for both nudity and explicit adult content if you just label all nudity, and sometimes FULLY CLOTHED TRANS WOMEN, as explicit anyway

baking recipes that don't use weight are like chemical equations with shrug and wink emojis

hey i keep hearing people refer to this "brushing" hair thing what does this mean? is it like an actual brush? how does that work exactly

ethical free-use content generator

girl who pronounces "oomf" like Super Mario 64 from Super Mario 64 (1996)

Skyrdle 149 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

goodnight week where the dick cheney died goodnight phone with the cute girls inside

girlfriend in 12 days and 15 hours!!!!!!

i put them in cool dresses maybe #silksong

getta loada this stoat !! ',:y ref sheet commission for @stoat.quest thank u sm for the support !! Safe and NonSafe For Work versions 🙏😺 // #furryart #NSFWfurry #taswelart #refsheet #commissionsopen

“Mr. Hobby Mr. Surfacing Finisher 1500 Black is my boyfriend” - @deerea.rs

This is the future the left wants

santa car schmanta car CTA needs lesbian car

Good morning~今日も猛暑日らしいですよ。いいかげん涼しくなってほしいですね〜 #今日の過去絵

Good morning~🏁 #今日の過去絵

i’m good with like 4 pieces of chicken in my tikka masala but i need enough sauce to aggressively dip up to 16 pieces of garlic naan

surgery that makes you jet engine lubricant

surgery that removes everything but one toe

ohhh i was about to tap my bus card this guy behind me physically intercepted and tapped his card in front of mine and then squeeze past to get a bus seat i decided to sit right next to him and am now painting my fuckin nails

my deergirl oc is pretty obviously based on my girlfriend, just like my mousegirl is based on me. i figure her design out a little more each time i draw her 🥰

heyyy anyone know what guidelines are for halftone patterns re: book printing? trying to future proof some illustrations, i dont have any experience with halftone shading tbh and anticipate it might possibly cause issues

Skyrdle 148 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

one of the fun things i've learned in therapy is that the events i've experienced have warped the character of reality for me to the point where imagined good outcomes lack verisimilitude in my mind, and that powering through as if the future is safe and good is not the same as believing it can be

morning let's get dat cheez