Train tip: if you simply must take a shit, make sure to go to the toilet a couple of carriages down. Then bolt back to your own carriage ASAP and do not make eye contact with anyone. Absolute madness to shit in your own carriage, you have to sit with these people for 3 hours.

If you see this, post some blue art 💙

My favourite hobby is stealing cooler peoples clothes 🥰💕

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

Thinking about emailing the hot stunt guy. What do I say? 'Rig me up like one of your stunt team?'

Someone at the train station is blaring Irish country music on their phone. This might be the worst auditory experience I've ever had.

🦇 HITCHHIKING THREAD #3 🦇 Short trip to the sea today. Quickly got a 1km ride out of town. Next, a hot stunt man picked me up. We had a great yap about stunts, hating John Wick, loving analog film. He doesn't like action films, he prefers Gilmore Girls. Idk if he fw the dolls but got his email. 🤠

Leaving the house and doing my usual compulsive checking and double checking that the door is locked. An auld lad just strolled past and said, 'Make sure it's locked now.' Fuckin' got my ass.

it's not often that we have to keep something as a surprise but i've almost told everyone about this multiple times, we're supporting @jasmine4t.bsky.social in the Academy 2 (Dublin) on November 15th and it's gonna be a fucking rager

boofing my pog bc I'm so based, chat

boofing my pog bc I'm so based, chat

i mean...

who scheduled the rapture on bi visibility day? seems rude.

She Bob on my Ross until I "happy little accident"

New new ring ring 💅

US orders are back on the menu boys! For the love of god please order through my website and not etsy tho! daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com (I am aware shopify ain't good but I don't have the resources or knowhow to transfer elsewhere atm)

There was already a boycott of Disney. They've been on the BDS list for over a year.

🦇 HITCHHIKING THREAD #3 🦇 Short trip to the sea today. Quickly got a 1km ride out of town. Next, a hot stunt man picked me up. We had a great yap about stunts, hating John Wick, loving analog film. He doesn't like action films, he prefers Gilmore Girls. Idk if he fw the dolls but got his email. 🤠

I keep forgetting its legal for me to post my commission work Here's a nonbinary person playing with a dog that i drew idk its a cute piece

Sorry for being a beautiful trans woman!!!!!!!!!

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

see you spayed cowboy

At a smalltown pride and I am very overdressed. One again I am giving Berlin goth kinkster when the vibe is office casual. Some gay lads shouted 'omg queeen' as I passed. Oh boy this is not my scene.

i mean...

Sitting down, taking a break from skating. Random guy just told me, 'Ohhh, you have very beautiful hips!!' Damn. He's outta line but he's right.

the painter's hands

I did this one very Afrovenezuelan culture-inspired piece a few years back and my brain has been telling me it's bad even though I'm sure thats the intrusive thoughts winning #art #venezuela #folklore #horrorart #illustration #horrorillustration

Joys of being a good artist means I can draw myself with elf ears 💕🥰

the painter's hands

Wow so Clara is my old online friend from 10+ years ago! We just happened to find each other again when she reposted my selfie. I had face paint on so she didn't recognise me. Lol. The internet is so small! Anyway she's awesome and a talented artist. Go follow @tropicalbeauty.blacksky.app ✨☺🌹

Oh yeah i do have something that you can call a sona i guess? shes a river dolphin and she grew up in a place that everyone thinks is scary and enigmatic but she just wants to have a soft life and be creative and hang out

104/300 Your help would mean the world it could save my life! Paypal: [email protected] 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid, helpsky #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #trans #BIPOCMA #helpsky

This bitch rly hit me up like hey remember me? and it took me so long cause we knew each other when we were sad baby transes like 12 years ago and we both turned hot since what a queen I love her 😭😭

Jiggle Physics Summer 😘

Listening to Jamie Lee Curtis on Maron and she just said 'Charlie Crisp was killed 2 days ago.' And Maron is like, 'You mean Kirk?' And then she starts crying for 10 mins and talking about 9/11. Lmao girrrl.

Do you like my suit?

I am WAY too hot for my own good in this top yikesss

100 likes on bsky 😴 A single like on letterboxd ✨🤠🎉

Well gang, I finally set up a letterboxd account. Come follow me if you wanna see me write brutal 1 star reviews and glowing 5 star reviews and nothing in between. letterboxd.com/wifescreen/

Is yearning attractive?

Made this for insta but fuck it I'm gonna post it on bsky, too. Any queers with a room in Ireland hmu ✨☺💜

Posting should come from the heart, not the head. Or somewhere deep inside, the intangible soul that cries out to be heard. Or idk the foot, maybe.

Okay sorry these feeld profiles are killing me. How can you be non-binary heteroflexible? Being nb is the gayest shit you can do, man, it's cool as hell. Just cut the umbilical cord and see the TV Glow already.

Back on feeld for 2 mins and I immediately got liked by a guy who says he's gynosexual. I thought it was about pussy but I looked it up and idk I think its worse. I do not understand this world any more, man.

how to train yr gender ✨🌹💕

Posting should come from the heart, not the head. Or somewhere deep inside, the intangible soul that cries out to be heard. Or idk the foot, maybe.

The best and only good think about getting to 1k followers was that I can no longer see when people unfollow me after I post something spicy or unhinged or both. That improved my posting experience immeasurably.

Okay sorry these feeld profiles are killing me. How can you be non-binary heteroflexible? Being nb is the gayest shit you can do, man, it's cool as hell. Just cut the umbilical cord and see the TV Glow already.

Back on feeld for 2 mins and I immediately got liked by a guy who says he's gynosexual. I thought it was about pussy but I looked it up and idk I think its worse. I do not understand this world any more, man.