Rewatching a Kevin Smith film: Maybe... Maybe this time it will be good?

A sex shop in Dublin has had a sign in the window for months saying 'We Are Hiring!' It's caught my eye a few times, but when you look closer it says 'Blackjack dealers wanted for casino in Temple Bar!' I don't wanna be a blackjack dealer in Temple Bar, I wanna sell dildos! You know that! 😤

this is just what happens to boys that play too much final fantasy 7

Take your time, read through the guidelines and go through the survey example, you have til May! Good luck everyone! (wish me luck too cause I'm so nervous) www.gov.ie/en/departmen... #basicincomefortheartsscheme #irishartists

Sorry babe, I have milf seniority by a few months. You've been overruled. Hand over your high waist skinny jeans and the paddle. I'm mommy now.

Est-ce qu’on valide le fit?

A sex shop in Dublin has had a sign in the window for months saying 'We Are Hiring!' It's caught my eye a few times, but when you look closer it says 'Blackjack dealers wanted for casino in Temple Bar!' I don't wanna be a blackjack dealer in Temple Bar, I wanna sell dildos! You know that! 😤

The Mummy (1999)? Sorry. The Mummy (1999)? Sorry.

A bearded guy got on the train with an e bike. He was trying to fix some hard to reach part of the bike and asked if I had a mirror. I said sorry no. He joked, 'I guess women don't carry compacts anymore.' Damn I coulda saved the day if I had mine! I'm always carrying a compact mirror from now on! ✨

she vibe on my code til I *gestures vaguely*

The Mummy (1999)? Sorry. The Mummy (1999)? Sorry.

You're being such a good girl for The Mummy (1999)

I was posting when you were still in diapers. I was posting self-addressed envelopes to myself every day. I was steaming stamps off self-addressed envelopes and resending them to myself in a postal loop just so I could post more than you.

a lot of people unable to post rn. skill issue. post harder.

bsky devs, app in shambles: smh mate its called code switching innit

👏 LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 MUSIC 👏

she vibe on my code til I *gestures vaguely*

bsky is dying, moots dm for my insta ✨

onomatopoeic oomfie

the bsky devs need to stop using claude and instead use the more reliable chipotle customer service chatbot for their coding

No, I actually think *more* AI might solve the problem.

Dance like nobody's watching. Post like nobody's coding.

sorry for spitroasting you on the timeline between two of my posts

I have 7+ hours on public transport today and you're telling me bsky is broken?? What am I supposed to do, sit and think? You want me to sit and think for 7 hours??

If you want to do queer drama, follow this simple guide: Stop. Think. Don't. We have real problems. Stop making fake problems. They are literally trying to kill us, bestie.

If you want to do queer drama, follow this simple guide: Stop. Think. Don't. We have real problems. Stop making fake problems. They are literally trying to kill us, bestie.

All I care about is my band. I just want to make beautiful songs. We have started writing sad songs too. We can do anything. This is my healthiest relationship.

gotta love the guys who follow a bunch of porn/OF accounts, as well as normal trans women living their lives

Wow watched that Weapons movie! What a stinker. Truly the Lost of horror movies.

Real. I cannot stress this enough. But also, and this may be even more important, if you don't tell the hot woman she is funny she will not love you.

Sorry I never trusted JD Vance, even before the heel turn. He should have never played Michfest.

No, no you've got it backwards. My Björk talking to Liam Neeson impression is foreplay, the Goldie Hawn quotes whispered in your ear happens *during* sex.

Got a bit sad and wrote another song. It's so lovely to send a rough voice note to my friend & bandmate and have her reply, 'This is genuinely beautiful!' I'm so happy to have this in my life. <3

All I wanna do is make music with my band. We're so good and we keep getting better. We're working on 3 new songs tomorrow – two horny tunes and one beautiful & hopeful banger.

My tits keep getting bigger. Lads, I'm nearly 40. The floor's the limit.

Nine Inch Noize? They called it Nine Inch Noize?? COWARDS.

Big tiddy goth gf is a state of mind. 🦇💜

Just remembering they announced an Invisible Man movie with Johnny Depp a few years ago. Jaysus lads they did a great job with that one, you can't see the film and I haven't seen him in years. 5 stars, keep it going.

Kit got out of bed to brush her teeth and I spontaneously lifted her up and body slammed her onto the mattress and counted to three like I was Chyna and she laughed so hard I think some snot shot out and she said, 'You're lucky you're so hot.' I know! They lemme hit cos I'm goofy, too.

first gig went hard. in a sweaty dublin basement surrounded by beautiful women. i love my life 🔥💜

Latest mugs

in the Warner Bros Discovery tab, man this feed this sucks

im dick poor but pussy rich

Real. I cannot stress this enough. But also, and this may be even more important, if you don't tell the hot woman she is funny she will not love you.

dreamed i was dating eminem. a passionate lover, but troubled. he became distraught when he misplaced his phone, but i calmed him- we listened to beautiful piano music which on waking, i can only distantly remember, like the perfume of a departed friend. wishing everypony a great saturday

a fancy French cheese called Rôger Ebért

"Hey guys, my boobs are ginormous" *RTs own boob pic* Maybe I need to just be more like Sin...

does this count as a thirst trap? ☺💕

hey chat 😘

pre-opp transsexual (i have not offended anyone yet)