imagining a girl to roll my eyes at (she insists on washing a bra after wearing it once)

this is maybe the most historically consequential "i'm not like the other girls"

i think this is quite a bit dumber than the dumbest things people said at the peak of the dot com or real estate bubbles

public transpo is wild cheap in vienna

was having a drink at the airport bar (ja ja bin eine umweltsau) and as i left the woman across from me said, "excuse me, i just wanted to tell you you have an impressively erect posture. i kept looking over at you and felt ashamed of my slouching"

i dunno which one of these countries seems to remotely have its shit together and which doesn't

i mean this with no malice in my heart but i hope this thanksgiving is somehow the last one

zunehmend erhärtet sich der verdacht, dass die regierung dieses amt absichtlich kritisch unterversorgt lässt

i want to once again emphasise here that this city, stuttgart, which i am mercifully leaving for a bit, smells bad. smells bad in ways that i can neither identify nor describe. they are inventing new bad smells here. disrupting and innovating olfactory offense. dominating the stink-space

pleased with myself and the world that i'm going to vienna for 5 days to visit my beautiful girlfriend

in the salon getting my eyebrows done and an old lady and the lady working on her are complaining about how incomprehensible american english is compared to english english

the same actor/actress playing different roles in the same play, but then slowly it also becomes a different play

capital is nervously eyeying the exits on the AI bubble, looking for the next Bullshit

if fanfic was around when the flinstones was contemporary every single story would be about fred and barney or wilma and betty being gay together

i know i wittgenstein post too much but i would love to see his reaction to the wholesale capitulation of critical thinking facilities to machines whose entire model of the world begins and ends in language, a medium he regarded as intrinsically impoverished

well, this blows, but good that i didn't chance it with my passport several months ago

part of my headcannon is that most people in the sparsely populated, middle or west-but-not-west-coast parts of the US are descended from losers who tried to reach the coast and got tired and scared, gave up

maybe 60% of trans women fall into one of these three types

when i was 19 i met a guy who was a friend of my roommate's brother, kinda sullen and withdrawn, and the brother explained to me later that he used to be super smart in hs, had a full scholarship to vanderbilt, but then got in a car accident and after that was kinda below average intelligence

only girls and women should be allowed to use the internet

classic simpsons is actually a minefield of cheap transphobic jokes but i still think this one is kinda funny youtu.be/fjYT3Egc1CU?...

na endlich!!

think i'm gonna eat a whole bag of gummi bears two days in a row

my career as a cognitive neuroscientist has been me becoming increasingly disillusioned and cynical with my own field and others, while watching a right-populist attack on the idea of science itself, knowing it's wrong and dangerous, but not feeling like we have much credibility to defend ourselves

more than a little embarrassing for us how when chinese people come to western countries they usually feel they need to just pick out a western name for themselves rather than entrust their actual names to us

good opening to a geopolitical thriller novel is the US abandoning and stranding their 10s of thousands of personelle in various foreign countries

threw this on randomly to go put a load of laundry in downstairs but kinda like it. could be developed into an outside look when the weather is a bit warmer

you conspicuously left mamdani out when you congratulated the winners earlier wtf are you doing here you worm

eric adams is either going to have an extraordinarily bizarre life going forward or a really boring one not going to be any in between there

95 was my summer of 69, so can't go along with this. if anything it was the only year that was real

it was a sly, special little gift from whatever god of mischief still roams our world that two notorious fibber politicians (biden, hillary) told stories that sounded 100% like pandering fibs, but were actually true (corn pop, carries hot sauce in her purse)

imagining all of you doing wrestling moves jumping off the ropes slamming onto dick cheney's grave and high fiving each other. the cold, hard ground accepts the punishment in silence

in any historical era other than this one i would have spent my youth as a catamite and my old age as a skeleton

let them fight

cursed thought: 20 year olds ten years from now going nostalgic for mid 20s AI slop

i have lived a full and rich life without ever reading a harry potter book

silicon valley wunderkind pitching to VCs voice: imagine going to a website and it just loaded up without having to click on any boxes

comparisons between the two make me pretty nervous but old school obama was also like this

the gutter racism <-> transphobia tandem is so strong it persists also in some trans people

hOw dO wE wiN YouNg mEn? please note that answers including "building a multiracial working class majority" will be answered with charges of bigotry but answers including "be racist and transphobic" will be welcomed as Hard Truths that Must Be Heard

scoffing hipster voice: dick cheney has been dead to me since 2014

every other photo of merz he has an expression on his face like he just farted and realised he'd actually shit himself a little

die Penisdämmerung

don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about aloof wives/husbands but fwiw i am very much an aloof wife

the CDU loves to loot berlin till it's broke and then spend its years out of power blaming left parties for the fact that berlin is broke

i want to be bedecked in fine jewels and precious metals!!!!

i cannot figure out whether the nyc mayoral election has happened/will ever happen. maybe yall are just going to do this forever idk

the whole idea behind "polarization" is that politically we actually do want the same things deep down. we absolutely do not! there are people who do not even want to share the earth with other people!

the jacket i was wearing here in this bar still retains a very faint hint of smoke, just the exact amount one wants