thinking about a rule of law which both protects AND binds and getting a little turned on

farting with reckless abandon

not digging this baby

a really good bit would be for someone with 300 followers to start selling merch

just listened to "me against the world" (1995) and it's a bit funny hearing tupac reassure his listeners that "after every dark night, there's a bright day ahead of it." can't blame him for not having experienced a northern european winter i guess. most people haven't

sonnenallee, karl-marx-str, hermanstraße, police lights glittering blue, and bridal stores glittering white, like sapphires and diamonds in the night

dr. dre's doctorate is actually in communications and public relations

I think there’s something eggish about finding the most out of the way and liminal spaces in video games. Going to places your not really supposed to be and just to transgress in a very small way

when i played gta iii vice in college i really liked flying the plane around the edges of the world in circles over and over again, drinking beer after beer whilst doing so

mirthful reports are swirling that the prime minister is a "little gay boy." a special commision has already been convened to discuss/celebrate the matter

just remembered when mel gibson got a dui and referred to a female police officer as "sugar-tits"

my hypothesis is that there are a bunch of people who already believed they owed nothing to no one, but only latently. what the pandemic did was force them to go mask off (literally and figuratively), and they've just stayed off since

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your momma's so old she remembers when they put home alone on tv at xmas for the first time and it wasn't even any kind of xmas tradition then it was just a movie which had come out in the cinemas recently that had done well

mirthful reports are swirling that the prime minister is a "little gay boy." a special commision has already been convened to discuss/celebrate the matter

weird but true: bernie mac died during the bush adminstration

keira knightly is a little bit clocky with it?

i'm coming in too hot i better watch TV instead of post for the time being

going to text my mom - whom i haven't spoken to in at least five years and who holds me responsible for murdering her son - that i ruined my appetite eating a whole bag of gummi bears

it's interesting how we are heading toward a world where feet are the only part of the body which are taboo. in 10 years we'll prob start hearing the first feet expletives

i was about to say how funny i find it that the 90s are now what the 70s were to us back in the 90s but it's not the 70s it's the 60s lmao

yeah i do not see why these people cannot just simply chill in their own sub-community on here and get on with their work. block/mute/unfollow are there for all to use

it's bad enough that you waste your time with 90 follower malcontents; don't make others see it too

my resolution for 2026 is to suck a dick. a man's dick

i was eating breakfast once at my wife's family's house at the holidays and her blind, 92 year old father (RIP) said, "i think i'm growing a third set of teeth." my wife flatly asked, "where?" and he pounded his fist on the table and cried angrily, "you always must doubt me!"

my google map stars in berlin are a vast collection of kreuzberg/neukölln bars, university buildings and lecture halls, and trans healthcare providers

was talking with two austrians (female, 40+, no kids) about the other night (being at the table of women talking about babies) and from their reactions it struck me big a divide not having kids is for women in a society like austria, to the the point where cis/trans feels almost like a smaller one

not any sort of type who wants to hear "good girl" from anyone but i am going to bed before 1am, which, wow, crazy

if you are under 18 please do not interact with this account. all my instincts are telling me to feed you a nice, home cooked meal but i can't

i don't know much about the history of vaginoplasties but it's weird to think it was maybe done at least a few times on cadavers first. like some dudes die and their bodies are donated to science and they end up getting post-humous pussies

in some monotheistic traditions their actual bodies would be resurrected. that would be one hell of a surprise

"ronald colbert. 2 score and 7 you lived as mortal man. it is judgment day and your deeds and heart will now be weighed in balance." "yes, ok, but i would first petition the court for an explanation of why i have a pussy now? is this part of the trial or something?"

if you've ever non-ironically used the term "steel-manning" you have never made a woman cum

granted the first days and weeks afterwards you don't expect much, but this is a really shit FFS result tbch

back to the (bad) old days of when your scholarly community consisted only of people within one or two degrees of separation from you or your phd supervisor

the british media love it when they find a working class person who is also awful that they can use as a ventriloquist dummy for their own bigotry

happy winter solstice to the northern hemisphere. the days will just get longer from here on out, and never get shorter again

2027 me: what a beautiful sunset. this beach is a special place an american tourist who overheard me: it's orange like the dang cheeto in chief!! me: that man has been dead for a while now. you can move on. you must move on he slowly walks into the sea with his clothes on

from my balcony i can look at the park inn in mitte, a 45 story building that i bungee jumped off of as part of a bachelor party in 2015, and the bottoms of my feet get all tingly. what a strange, foolish thing to have done

*chorus sings 'holy infant, so tender and mild'* the profane, rough and spicy baby: well I guess I'll just go fuck myself then

after new years i'll go back to stuttgart two weeks and work, then go back to berlin two weeks, and then i'll go down to munich and they will turn my penis into a vagina there

seeing a pregnant woman on tv and getting jealous 👺

this "look, michael jackson the pervert child predator! hahaha! freak!" is such a throwback to a bygone era

back on my bullshit (making oxtails)

the 21st century virgin mary would be a trans woman who got pregnant

why can't you just be a feminine man voice: why can't you just be a weird, reactionary protestant?

just watched a few clips of married with children on youtube for no reason and it's nearly the perfect tonal opposite of scrolling on here

going to tell my grandkids this is what the 80s were like youtu.be/9hMD-Y9-_uc?...

maybe tmi but it's amazing how whenever i'm back in berlin my digestion immediately gets so much better

sure why not. let's make shows out of 8 year old discourse topics. we could do worse