starship troopers (1997)

there is a girl here who is a trans version of marcie from peanuts (peppermint pattie's sidekick) and she's cracking me up constantly

lrt: maybe this will be a thing i put at the end of every post like "moreover ice must be destroyed" it is simply imperative that this happens

the licensing fee you have to pay to fund radio and television in many european countries should be repurposed to fund a no-bullshit, pan-european streaming service as well as a software development collective that offers well-funded, non-profit alternatives to american products

what if garth brooks tried to pull that chris gaines shit now? imagine the commotion

when you take a break from reading a book and lay it on your stomach, fold your hands behind your head and look out the window for a bit. oh yeah. that's that good shit 😏

In woke 2 white non-southern-US-people (or basically anyone for whom 'yall' is not a native part of their dialect) will not use the 'yall of condescension'

i'm not like the other trans girls (has a fine-grained memory of my pre-transition life and spends a lot of time aimlessly traversing it)

i think i used airbnb one time in maybe 2013 and they still email me all the time about changes to their service conditions. move on. it was a long time ago

if you had done that clustering thing on the bluesky user base in 2023 it would have just been a single circle titled "people stuck in a permanent flinch since high school and sex pests cast out from the greater sex pest community for being annoying"

morpheus, staring at neo with his two hands out, singing: "one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small"

having feelings and revelations today which are so exalted they can only be expressed in theological language, so i will not say them here, in this most profane of places: the thought toilet app

trans women who have good relationships with their parents are another species

in the late 90s i was coding a mod for quake and my mapper said he had to quit bc he was hired to make a quake map to promote the film Anaconda (1997). this seemed ridiculous and i didn't believe him but a few years ago i looked it up and he was telling the truth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacond...

visiting @einegeniesserin.bsky.social 🥰

just occurred to me that no matter what now i will at least never be buried with a penis. there's a feather in my cap

they want you to retire at 70 but consider anyone over 45 expired goods something's got to give at some point

laura found this crude impersonation out in munich. pls report and block this is not me

sharing a room with two other trans women - a theoretical physicist and a software engineer. we're not beating the stereotypes, folks

my dear @lalaeta.bsky.social is in town and visiting me 🥰

...no?

the social network (2010) might be one of the most embarrassing films ever made

hospital posting. haven't acquired a taste for it yet

für mich ist in Berlin in erster Linie ein Gefühl (I FEEL SO BERLIN) und erst in zweiter Linie ein verschissenes Drecksloch

i spent nearly 10 years in oxbridge so my degree of epstein seperation is prob 2 or something

there ought to be a term for the type of english native speaker who lards their sentences with cutesy euphemisms, obscure slang, and cheap irony even when talking with non-native speakers

having a catheter sucks but it does let you live out the dream of laying in bed drinking water and never having to get up to piss

never said this out loud before but when ppl are talking about their tattoos i just zone out

i support you all and your tattoos but i've never been able to find them interesting and i've been trying to for decades

my dick when i woke him up this morning and told him he's becoming a vagina today

two things i see over and over again talking to trans femmes about their pre-transition lives: 1) weird, circuitous life paths/careers 2) romantic feelings or relationships with much older women

just remembered my freshmen year in college how i struck out with a girl and ended up chatting with her married mother on AIM on a near daily basis and it eventually got inappropriately intimate wtf was that all about lol

yes this hospital converts penises into pussies and vice versa but bavaria is still bavaria

my hospital roommate whom i just met 2 hours ago came back from the kitchen to me reclining on my bed smiling into my phone and said, "can i just be frank? you are giving off powerful MILF vibes"

a messenger came to job and said, "your daughters have decided they are sons. no longer will they toil in the garden, nor take husbands, nor spend their days of defilement in seclusion. indeed they took up spears and attacked us as warriors; i alone have escaped to tell you"

as he was speaking, another servant came. "your sons have decided they are daughters. no longer will they tend goats in the mountains, nor defend our tents. they adorned their heads in jewelry and their eyes with kohl as maidens, and seduced us with queer femininty. i alone have escaped to tell you"

job said: "the lord has given me sons and daughters, and sons and daughters have i still, the lord has taken away, and in doing so also given. blessed be the name of the lord."

not the main point here but he always had the same attitude in linguistics. his position is that he more or less solved language in the 60s and treated anyone who had issues with it either as stuck in their prejudices or just not smart enough

yes this hospital converts penises into pussies and vice versa but bavaria is still bavaria

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in zugtoilette hab ich gerade zum allerletzten mal im leben beim stehen gepinkelt. das und das allein werde ich doch ein bisschen vermissen

when i was young and i would hear an older person say, "that's none of my business" or "i don't want to know about that" i thought it was a pose; why wouldn't you want to know some shit about people? but now? i get it

reserved in the quiet car, but they sent a different train and put my reservation in a normal car so i'm getting to hear how the people of first class make their money. it's actually SO boring but they love talking about it anyway

so many people in this country vote CDU but if i ever met one i would be shocked and not really know what to do with them

🚄münchen

quit it

ab jetzt kein essen für die nächste 36 stunden 😏

my wife had dinner with a friend she hadn't seen in ~10 years. when she got back she said, "i told her about you" and i didn't ask how she reacted, as i would have a few years ago. it turns out i actually don't care anymore!

there are so many ways to not see posts on here from people you don't want to see them from

sephiroth is not sexy at all despite being beautiful and powerful, because he is self-involved, obsessed with his mother (the Earth) and wants to crawl back into her womb