i will like basically any picture of food people cooked themselves, even if it looks like dogshit

somehow, tiny tim returned

a subtle but big change with going from man to woman is feeling safer the less people there are around to feeling safer the more people there are around

it is a blessing to be in your 40s and still be able to sleep 10+ hours in a stretch. even if it's possibly a depression symptom. sleep is sleep, man. a precious gift. not going to be picky how i get it

the reason for the season

real talk don't think i made any big mistakes this year. been a pretty cool customer, like kenny rogers at the poker table of life

scrolling the timeline and i think a lot of your families should probably be substantially nicer to you!!

joe biden falling into a swirling, space-time vortex. a feeble, "c'mon man" barely escapes his lips before he disappears forever

i hope to mature into a huge bitch eventually

got followed by a scammy looking account and checked his other follows, literally every single one except me was a woman named karen and i started freaking out why i was the only exception until i realised it had locked in on "karen"ina

jeans, white v-neck, black leather fur-lined bomber jacket, high ponytail, pale white foundation, bright red lipstick

isn't this just Reacher?

a trans woman in an erotic pet for a bored married couple scenario but the married couple are donald and daisy duck

lqt: this is getting frustrating and increasingly difficult to ascribe to mere ignorance. if e.g. a black TA was fired bc some 18 y.o. white kid in the class didn't like hearing about jim crow, that would be front and center in every account and rightfully so

People keep ignoring the part where the TA in this story is trans and it is a part of a deliberate effort to remove trans people from public life and it is incredibly frustrating watching it happen over and over again! Details matter!

thinking about a rule of law which both protects AND binds and getting a little turned on

you know how it's always in the last place you look? i just found something in the first place i looked. but also it was the last place i looked.

We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live

i like when i see a pfp that looks like a modern, professional head shot and i immediately think it's someone in the upper tiers of journalism or a famous academic or something but it turns out to be some nobody with a good headshot

have mentioned this before but i just happened to see the simpsons uncle herb disaster car episode a few days ago and it was so disorienting seeing a CEO get ruined for fucking up on a grand, embarrassing scale. real "we used to be a country" hours

every now and then i get a reminder that some of the crazier trans women i follow follow a bunch of even crazier trans women

they should make a comedy slapstick movie about the navy trying to investigate the gay sailor community in the 70s

out of all the professionals, i have the least respect for judges. even lawyers are a better class of people

späti

trans women completely estranged from their entire families RISE UP this is our time 🙌 to shine 💥

Recht schattig in Berlin heute – aber habt ihr mal „Mount Berlin“ in Antarktika gecheckt 🥶? Falls ihr Weihnachten mal in einem wärmeren Berlin verbringen wollt: Costa Rica oder Uruguay sind – sorry fürs Wortspiel – heiße Tipps 🥵. Da entgeht ihr auch dem Weihnachtstrouble.

thinking about a rule of law which both protects AND binds and getting a little turned on

farting with reckless abandon

not digging this baby

a really good bit would be for someone with 300 followers to start selling merch

just listened to "me against the world" (1995) and it's a bit funny hearing tupac reassure his listeners that "after every dark night, there's a bright day ahead of it." can't blame him for not having experienced a northern european winter i guess. most people haven't

sonnenallee, karl-marx-str, hermanstraße, police lights glittering blue, and bridal stores glittering white, like sapphires and diamonds in the night

dr. dre's doctorate is actually in communications and public relations

I think there’s something eggish about finding the most out of the way and liminal spaces in video games. Going to places your not really supposed to be and just to transgress in a very small way

when i played gta iii vice in college i really liked flying the plane around the edges of the world in circles over and over again, drinking beer after beer whilst doing so

mirthful reports are swirling that the prime minister is a "little gay boy." a special commision has already been convened to discuss/celebrate the matter

just remembered when mel gibson got a dui and referred to a female police officer as "sugar-tits"

my hypothesis is that there are a bunch of people who already believed they owed nothing to no one, but only latently. what the pandemic did was force them to go mask off (literally and figuratively), and they've just stayed off since

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your momma's so old she remembers when they put home alone on tv at xmas for the first time and it wasn't even any kind of xmas tradition then it was just a movie which had come out in the cinemas recently that had done well

mirthful reports are swirling that the prime minister is a "little gay boy." a special commision has already been convened to discuss/celebrate the matter

weird but true: bernie mac died during the bush adminstration

keira knightly is a little bit clocky with it?

i'm coming in too hot i better watch TV instead of post for the time being

going to text my mom - whom i haven't spoken to in at least five years and who holds me responsible for murdering her son - that i ruined my appetite eating a whole bag of gummi bears

it's interesting how we are heading toward a world where feet are the only part of the body which are taboo. in 10 years we'll prob start hearing the first feet expletives

i was about to say how funny i find it that the 90s are now what the 70s were to us back in the 90s but it's not the 70s it's the 60s lmao

yeah i do not see why these people cannot just simply chill in their own sub-community on here and get on with their work. block/mute/unfollow are there for all to use

it's bad enough that you waste your time with 90 follower malcontents; don't make others see it too