listening to wolven daughter now and can highly recommend her music to all fans of black metal as it should be (raw)... definitely worth buying on bandcamp!

i make cat noises when i'm bored at home sometimes because i am a normal sensible adult and now i hear through the ceiling that the children upstairs have started copying them

i remember years ago some guy writing a review of a blowjob machine and saying it just wasn't at all a good blowjob and i think today a crap blowjob machine would have tons of ardent defenders insisting it is better than an actual blowjob

developing an ai chatbot that argues with ai bros who want to argue with me about ai so i don't have to

i remember just one dilbert cartoon, where a character gets transed because he was stealing someone else's lunch so they laced it with estrogen, much as the only SNL sketch i remember was 'LA breast and penis'

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

one thing that is kinda hilarious is not being out at work and just taking oestrogen there because honestly who's gonna say 'wait, is that the telltale smell of transdermal sex hormone gel, popular with menopausal and transsexual women' and ofc no one notices anything

there was a joke that the only way to figure out how to do a phd is to do one, and then you've done one already. the same goes for transition, and the same, ultimately, for life

autogynephile bibliophile

chatgpt is super useful! for identifying you as someone i hate if you use it

messed up my shot so ended up taking gel into the office and realised i could put it on a manuscript and then it would be like name of the rose except instead of the readers dying they'd just get forcefemmed

look i know america is pretty crazy now but you can't fool me, there's no such thing as eric adams

watching people show up from X now is kinda like seeing a guy who had short hair and wore a coat and tie all through the 70s suddenly turn up with long hair and flares in 1986

me, looking through a list of dukes of orleans, getting to Philippe I, and taking one look at his portrait: lol that's a doll. funny how guys would just look kinda like dolls back then, my dolldar would be so thro- me reading his wikipedia entry: oh

trans women + 18th-century french dudes 🤝 having like 6 fucking names

America invades Britain to install Andrew as king

thinking about how if you liked tolkien but not harry potter 20 years ago you would get insufferable people rolling their eyes at you for being so old-fashioned but now every harry potter fan is still insufferable whereas many tolkien fans have become cool transsexuals

die alten silberpfeile an der wiener u-bahn immer noch winning an kalten wintertagen mit den heizkörpern direkt unter den sesseln 🔥

in my first year of transition i heard that scrotal/labial skin was the most absorbent spot for gel so every night i'd coat my balls in oestrogen, which felt like the final insult before cutting them off

yearnkraft

my theory is that everyone is either a saruman, a boromir or a galadriel: when faced with the prospect of ultimate power, they desire either to: partake of it by obeying it; to seize it and use it for their own ends; or to be really hot and have everyone want you

yes i was looking at pornographic material on my phone in front of a street-facing window after nightfall but it doesn't count because it was all of me and i was dispassionately reviewing my production over the past few months to determine future priorities in my growing self-expression in the genre

wondering if i should retvrn to no fringe

if you get a ton of blood after an injection, does that mean the e hasn't actually gone in? had that two weeks in a row and now getting hot flushes 😐

having a long, hot bath, a cocktail, fiddling with makeup, cooking a curry and calling my girlfriend feels like a very good way to have spent a cold snowy saturday

i've been transitioning so long i'm now effectively cis now (as in i have a backlog of ugly clothes that don't fit and mucky old eye makeup palettes i can fob off on just-starting-out trans women)

largely in non-drinking mode rn, but feeling in the mood for a saturday evening cocktail. forgot to make ice so just mixed a negroni and leaving it on the balcony for a bit

bluesky is for those i want to talk to, facebook for those i have to talk to, instagram for finding recipe and lingerie ideas

bro up ur bath game. bro u gotta be sudsmaxxing. bro are you even sinking into reverie in the warm caressing waters with a good book yet

i try not to indulge in italian culinary nationalism but as an emilian, knowing bindel hates balsamic has me 🫡🇮🇹

oh ur eating a less acidic diet to combat reflux? based

modifying my bedtime routine so after taking my makeup off i put it on again, only trashier, put my face under the shower for a minute, then go to bed in a party dress so i can feel like i had a friday night out but without the expense or the hangover

after bottom surgery she'll have a lexicunt instead

hey don't call me a 'lady philologist' you patronising sexist prick the term is 'chick with a dictionary'

trans woman: at last! my time machine worked! here, in the ancient world, free of the modern curse of transphobia, i shall accept my due reverence as a chosen one, a prophetess and priestess of the great goddess, Inanna, who r- guys leaning out of chariot rumbling past: HEY FAGGOT NICE DRESS FAGGOT

sneezed! on something from the 16th century

my absolutely first ever experience as a copywriter: unparalleled in living memory, it has given me possibly one of the largest and most historically significant aversion to superlatives since the very beginning of written records

broke: 'trans girl inanna woo' woke: 'gender-affirming theurgy'

it has become so normal for americans i meet abroad who find out i was born in the us to say 'oh shit, i'm glad you got out' and for me to say 'thanks, you too' that it is starting to feel like a standard civility and i get a little weirded out and possibly insulted if it's not exchanged

mein kink ist deutsch wie thomas mann zu schreiben

i did the first online taster lesson of greenlandic language course once and it talked abt how the structure will fuck with your head if you speak a european language. it was taught by a guy and the sample sentence he used was 'arnavunga' which means 'i am a woman'. i wonder how her transition went

university challenge question: which trans artist... me: 🙂 contestant: oh... so... a drag queen? divine? ... divine? me: 🤦‍♀️

basic-ass opinion but dammit the supremes really are so amazing

i should do a 'slutty antiquarian bookseller' photoshoot to mark passing 6k followers on main and post it on main to drop below 6k followers again

it's a shame corny people got so into the whole idea of being a pagan priestess and made it corny by association

when your colleague smashes some huge glass case and your other colleague says 'it was something to do with the mummy', you wonder how much more scooby doo your job can get

i don't know what it is but this is the second time in 4 months on this job a gay american lutheran seminarian has shown up and just chatted with me for a solid hour (not complaining, i love this part of the job)

when you think about it it's nuts that i existed in the past. how did i do that. for so long. can't have happened

'the führer has gassed millions of people, but what about doing something about gas prices for ordinary folks?'

solch unheimliche stille in der buchhandlung ohne meine kollegen, dass ich nicht nur musik spiele, sondern schon überlege, einen radiosender zu gründen und den ganzen tag zu djen. heeyyyyyy du hörst lauras gehirn am nachmittag, und jetzt wieder the sisters of mercy nach einem wort von unserm sponsor