lying next to your girlfriend while she dilates is t4t quality time

gender dysphoria is a phase if you just let people transition

there are two types of bisexual: those who only eat hot chip and lie, and those who never eat hot chip and tell the truth. you meet them on a forest path and have one question to determine which is which

idk why people think john cleese was ever going to be a particularly enlightened person? he's not so great an actor that his most remembered characters - eg Basil Fawlty, or the cowardly, bigoted, hypocritical Reg in Life of Brian - couldn't bear a significant window into his soul

women with large feet the german looking for military in wwii hot shoes 🤝 once it's 43-45 everyone knows you're fucked

British people moving back from Dubai should be taxed at 100% until we’ve made up the difference

every time a trans woman gets her vagina, an angel dies.

guy who can't do things with abandon because he's worried his abandon might be gay

the validation from speaking a language people don't know you speak and listening to them talk about you and it's just 'her' and 'that lady'

turning up at the vatican telling them i've got the greatest relic since the true cross: mary's dilators

*cupping a progesterone pellet in my hands and blowing on it* cmon momma needs a new paira tits

yes, feeling this one

transition timeline (us passport - italian passport)

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in winter you really realise just how much further north berlin is of vienna, but the instant spring rolls around you realise how much more of a southern city it is

oh you're a woman? name five places you could have sworn you left a hair-tie

we're talking about uk local politics and i was remembering the cambridge local councillor who was a massive terf going on about 'big trans warping our children etc' but it turned out she'd written a book about how she breastfed her kids to the age of 18 and how everyone should do that

i wandered, dumbass as some dumbass cloudass cloud

brb claiming tall woman asylum in germany

spending your childhood playing dungeon crawlers prepares you for navigating unfamiliar supermarkets as an adult

taking tranna back home

'knows her way curiously well around munich in spite of never having lived there' as a clocky trait

it is deeply misogynistic that i am on a stalled train when i am not in a mood to drink alcohol

a guy on the platform checks me out, taking in the sights from head to toe and back again. with the confidence of a woman who knows she's in her prime, i strut my stuff on by. i let out a silent yet deeply satisfying fart as i walk past, out of the danger zone once it becomes detectable

the current boring, schlocky stereotypes about trans women ime do not adequately represent the amount and variety of Girls with Views on Theology there are

i don't get how ppl can use an llm to write their emails, something which is either tedious but trivial or mainly difficult bc communication requires subtlety and nuance, but then i realise those saying how great llms are to write emails are largely affluent men, who have no need for either quality

fun fact: i was known as the 'jolly green giant' in school due to being ridiculously tall, fond of joking and would pair hunter-green polonecks with green trousers because i had no idea i shouldn't especially when i was ridiculously tall and the name 'jolly green giant' was right there

the current boring, schlocky stereotypes about trans women ime do not adequately represent the amount and variety of Girls with Views on Theology there are

every now and then i get overwhelmed by a feeling of nostalgia for england and think maybe i could live there again and then i remember the country is absolutely fucked

free drag name: dr martina luder

after spending time hanging around hospital wards with trans men who've just had phalloplasties preserving their modesty by various ways of draping cloth over their crotches, i can no longer look at guys with overlong shirtfronts or long, trailing scarves in the same way again

now i have drafts to save up the thoughts i have with no immediate relevance for moments when i have a cheap desire for attention but my brain is totally empty

when i was at catholic school, a teacher (who was not an ordained priest yet) was rumoured to have a closet full of cunty priest vestments he wasn't allowed to wear, including an anglican bishop's cassock. speculation was he wore them in his cell in front of the mirror. call that *cross*-dressing

i sat around playing that game listening to the midi soundtrack and wondering why my brain would write lyrics to all the tunes which went 'i, i am a wo-o-man, wo-o-man'

vampires: feared and despised. mysteriously youthful in spite of great age. dependent on a substance their bodies cannot produce. elders. ancient internecine feuds. communities of people built around a niche interest in fucking them trans people: erm

when you become a trans elder you get extra hp and new sound effects

as a teenage atheist, ppl would tell me that if there was no god, then they'd be terrified of death and see no reason to act morally. i laughed this off but now we are ruled by a class of men who are unbound by any moral sense and pathologically obsessed with prolonging their mortal existence

kinda messed up frankly that someone took this photo of @lalaeta.bsky.social and i in a private moment

in munich and my dolldar is going a bit haywire just because there are that many more tall women here than in vienna. austria, by contrast, would be a paradise for trans men as it's a nation of shortarses

my spicy take is the andrew thing is not going to hurt the monarchy. if anything, he's just fulfilling the archetype of the failson born for the slaughter, permitted a life of immoral pleasure until the time has come for him to be sacrificed for the return of the light and good harvests

i think her penchant for dominating, masculine violence, conventional beauty, and cruelty would override whatever respect she had for radical self-determination, and she'd be a massive transphobe

she'd at first have been 'gross, but as long as they don't use public money to do it' on trans ppl but around 2016 her husband would transition and she'd go viciously transphobic. in fact it would be the single issue that pushed her from having misgivings about trump to being hardcore maga

one day i will visit munich for reasons not directly related to my or someone else's vagina

gonna get on a train going to germany this evening after heavy snow because i love living dangerously. but mainly because i love my girlfriend

'here's your estrogen, sir. are you aware that extended use may lead to breast growth, impotence, and turning into a chick' 'look i tried sacrificing a cat on walpurgisnacht and that didn't so shit, so this damn well better do it'

i don't know how zoomers can actually make videos of themselves talking. i can only do that if i'm seized by voice anxiety and have to reassure myself

a boy in my primary school came up with a song that went 'butt poo, butt poo. weenie pee, weenie pee. boobs milk, boobs milk.' i suggested he add rhymes and backing vocals and he called me a dumb butt, for he was a purist with a vision. and he was right. the song still sticks in my head even now

my problem with ai is that destroying your cognitive faculties is supposed to be *fun*