i like people liking posts like this but not random accounts digging it up. so i may as well repost it

i have said that as of 2025 i'd entered my yolo arc and that stands

is this post real. is bluesky real. am i even real. will i wake up clutching toto and it'll be 2021 and we're all on twitter no i don't wanna go back to doing <2yrs hrt lauraposting god no

remembering ages ago when i started this alt i actually posted full boobs and pussy a few times and now i would only consider doing that on main just to solidify my departure from academia

'maybe today i'll steal the bactrian curse slab' and other things i say on this job

when you die and stand in front of the pearly gates st peter tells you which of your celebrity egg theories were true

weird realising there are people who have me blocked here who follow me on main. also kinda satisfying tbh

i automatically root for university challenge teams with a doll on them and i am automatically against any that have anyone doing ppe

i know some trans girls who are obsessed with weddings and dream of being a big fluffy white bride and i cannot understand it at all. i think i may have to develop a demeaning medical diagnosis to separate them off from me, a true transsexual

it's cool being the only one in the bookshop sometimes. we never get any customers but if they did they'd have to put up with me. i can do a staring contest with the mummy casing. i can put the cuneiform tablet in the soap dish and see if anyone notices

i think i might be more autistic than average for cis ppl but less than average for trans

reposting for bi visibility day as a statistically largely insignificantly bisexual lesbian

now instead of Dolls Blumen it's TransGourmet on the same spot. don't tell me nothing's afoot here

my wife told me about a crappy romance novel where the heroine was a nerdy girl who works in a bookshop but she has her glasses taken away and just has to sit around and be hot for the rest of her life

if you wore a beret as a teenager, how's your transition going

spiralling. the day must end for a brighter morn

(humphrey bogart voice) they said as a detective i was poly, and every case was a new relationship. but my primary partner was always a bottle of hooch

the original twink death: st sebastian

back to serving hot librarian vibes only more booksellery

i'm not a millenial, i can't even spell millenial

some days you take care of biznis and check task after task off your list, sometimes your achievement is doing the biggest shit ever on company time and that counts too

it was decided this weekend that I'm a Romulan and I've rarely been so pleased with a compliment. they are the hot space dykes of the 24th century

guy took a picture of me on the train just now and although it is validating to be found attractive that is nothing compared to the validation i got from yelling at him for being a creep and bullying him until he deleted it

austria, home of the two genders: sissi and k.u.k.

this weekend marked 20 years since I moved to Europe and 5 years since I came out publicly and it's amazing to think of that time and how unrecognisable my life would be now to the person I was at both of those, and entirely in a positive way

'are you pregnant? terribly sorry, we have to ask as you're in the exit row' lady you have no idea how happy i am to be asked that question

a wonderful weekend with my girlfriend in Stuttgart and now on my way to the airport for work in the morning back to the lesbian grindstone: earning and yearning

yeah bitch!!!!!

Trollinger, trolling you 🎶

the gods have favoured us with one last summer day. @lalaeta.bsky.social and i will spend it in the vineyards of württemberg

airport security examining your diy hrt in a 'stealth' packaging and then handing it back to you

i kept meaning to get a Kraftwerk Trans Europa Express t shirt when I was training all over and now I'm flying I should get some TWA swag

proved myself a stakhanovite at work over the previous weeks so now I'm secure it's time for a fuck off early friday

the twist is brigitte is cis but macron is actually a secret chaser

just said 'don't make no more sense than trying to get your dick back' about an unalterable situation and that's my new homespun midwestern down-on-the-farm version of 'no use crying over spilt milk'

Vienna is not a place where people tend to be super openly queer in public view but yesterday i passed four cute lesbian couples holding hands and today a cute doll sat right opposite me on the U-Bahn, what's going on

real equality will only come when lesbians get two extra weeks off a year and a travel grant

i often think about how when i got really in to having nude or erotic pictures/videos of myself was the precise moment they suffered the biggest fall in their economic potential

tranny tranny tranny-four hours to go-oh-oh i wanna be estrogenated

Laura, offering only the finest hand-reared brainworms, fed on a diet of organic batshit

austria things: for a workplace where our contracts stipulate we'll be fired for drinking or being drunk during the working day, there sure is a lot of beer in the fridge

clocking someone as gay just from hearing the pace of their footsteps. slow down speed queen your gay card won't expire in the next 10 minutes

randomly meeting a guy you knew ten years ago and he's got bigger tits than you

zweigelt frizzante, for the sparkling tranny

every tran in stable, gainful employment is a mitzvah

20 years in academia scrabbling like a rat in a sewer for one of the few fabled permanent jobs and then jump ship to bookselling and have my boss say 'I don't think we need to wait a whole month to the end of this stupid trial period, we love your work, you're now permanent here'

deciding to get your bottom surgery redone feels like going back to replay a game that actually sucked on impossible difficulty just because, but tbh i would really like it done

making cauliflower cheese, queen of english dishes

'hey ya hear about vinny cream? jonny gelato iced him'

i am a kettle of hormones 🫨 you don't need to buy homebrew you can just siphon them directly out of my system and i won't notice