post a game only you remember

just spent 40 minutes cleaning rocks, ama

fucking crucify me but I seriously cannot blame american conservatives for not getting it when their explanation of a nonbinary person is "X"

I wish my car wasn't broken so I could go get more fruit from the grocery store

y'all get hype about "guy who loves his wife" but the world ain't ready for "lady who loves her husband"

kenzi said this would do numbers lmao

fell for it again award

drop an orange

Mine is "Nonbinary nonbinarizer"

people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this

i love my gay dog life

If you can help Lewa find a place or donate, pls do. Fae is very sweet and needs a safe place to live. More info at the link. ✨🌿💚

I wish we would all fucking throw away our clocks and just get up when the sun rises and ho to bed after it sets

born to spend my mornings foraging and collecting chert and flint for toolmaking. Forced to work 9-5 :'(

Lost girls

I seriously need to commit to trimming my hair once a week. it would be so much better lmao

sometimes when things suck a lot instead of just blaming yourself, you need to find a new place to be its easy to internalize abuse, prevailing bigotry, etc… and see it as your failings. Especially if you’ve experienced self centered abusers you may see most bad things as your fault…

everyone gets caught up in wanting to appear a certain way that other people might "like" more than how they actually are and to that i say: be you!!! be weird!!! say the stupid shit that makes u laugh at 2 am when you're making a sandwich in your bedroom!!! the girl for you will love all of it💜

“why are u so tight” i’m sorry. “you make me cum too fast” i’m sorry. “it’s too wet” i’m sorry. “why is it jiggling so much” i’m sorry. i’m sorry.

literally don't remember tweeting this 🦧

drugs r 4 winners

anybody wanna review a cover letter for me?

you should lovebomb your boss

actually, I think most crimes should have this punishment model

you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt

in spanish instead of saying i fart they say "tirar un pedo" which means "throw a fart" and i just think that's beautiful

this one didn't pop off like I hoped 🦧

okay hear me out: if you're charged with hate speech the first time, they take away ur smartphone, if they charge you the second time, they take away your computer, the third time? you go to prison.

born to be a slut, forced into the economic conditions to hide my body and resell it for monetary incentives

we're going to achieve transhumanism and some of y'all will be like "there's no such thing as a transhuman because there's no such thing as a human"

Help out a girl in need

sex is cool RT if you hate sex so I can mock you

Writing poetry is no trouble: with care, sever each ear. Hold one ear to the ground and one ear to the wind. Between them funnel the music of all that has happened.

RTs appreciated!! here's the new link for Lewa is in Distress: tigergaj.vercel.app/02%20Creativ...

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

tmr is injection day and momma's hungry 😌

FIXED THE WEBSITE!! It's with a different provider, so it's a different URL! But I THINK that any old URLs you find can be converted by changing "netlify" to "vercel" and I'm pretty sure it should just work..? either way, here's a link to a new poem I wrote: tigergaj.vercel.app/02%20Creativ...

wishlist my upcoming horse game, SHA BEAST DRESSAGE

*looks at the cheese caves*

Captain Torture

GIRL NO, WTF!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1J...