putting on my crust pants to play deadlock

Fueled by hope & contempt today

i’m going to go bpd in 2026

need the t4t where we r jeff n cyrus from the mountain goats except we explore each other’s bodies

oops my bad i set the hitachi to the 432Hz healing tone causing u to become enlightened :/

sipping from the tree of lies

you fool, i set the hitachi to your resonant frequency, causing you to experience catastrophic failure

being my own boss & starting an inappropriate workplace relationship

they say he’s got an aloof wife

what am i, a toxic person???

i am gonna find the biggest tallest meanest guy on the yard anmd im gonna kick his fuck ass

i’m basically the reason everyone’s fine right now

everyone say THANK YOU FOR NOT CRASHING OUT HARPER THANK U FOR REMAINING NORMAL

smoking devious today

maybe its not my place to say since im white but it sure feels like white trans women shouldnt be making "my culture is not a costume" jokes

they are depicting autism on house md now

dr house is spiritually reddit

i wish my ex gf had come to my folk punk show

centering guitars at guitar center w @hxrper.gay

starting a podcast called wet ones where its just like hot ones but the wings are increasingly wet instead of hot

about the snail thing— i’m sorry

so anyways guys do u think you would do the snail or the money? or is it that you get the money if you do the snail? idk . i can’t remember. what were we talking about ?

*cornering u at a party with big saucer pupils* the snail is sooooo slow. ok? so its just fucking inching along . it’s so small and slow and nothing can stop it. it’s going straight for u but slowly

yoooo sick snail from the slow snail hypothetical reference

i hope this was read with the heavy sarcasm it was intended with

open up that fucking bottomless pit

checking my shemail

I’m just a tasty little man

when the friend group looks like a transition timeline >>>>

phone on dnd & compulsively checking for notifs :))

ask me about my secrets

i don’t careeeeeee *cares*

getting the surgery to replace my balls with a small mouse plushie

tracing an anarchy symbol carefully

walk?

the more i become a wolf the less i care about being a woman

dawg i’m sorry tucking jeans ?????

god inventing poop: hmm lets make it smell bad, for comedic effect

the bassist for this screamo band is so fucking cute im gonna kill myself if she's monogamous

look at my intervention dawg i’m goin to relapse

what am i, a toxic person???

u didn’t get bipped white boy, u got burgled

u have to eat food put the hotdogs in the microwave idc but u have to eat

this worlds a great big pussy just waiting to kill itself

pee comes in many shades.

band name: polycule power ranking

i’m not a transwoman i’m a business, man

cigrat

climbed my first v5 ever everybody say congratulations and kiss me