They threw me into the air and I came back pregnant

Modern Family is like if you watched Friends and solely loved the fact that it had no black people in it.

A wife is simply a woman whomst balls you must crush

Im adjusting your Z position in my mind btw. No big deal.

Do you smoke weed hamburger or hot dog style?

I’ve rigged this post so that when you finish it, you’ll cum instantly or have 20 years of bad luck. Couldn’t figure out the settings. Good luck!

Shark tale is such a ridiculous movie. What part of that had to take place underwater?

Whitney Cummings said Ms Rachel was for 'deaf morons'. Well guess who Whitney Cummings is for? Pedophiles! I guess everyone has different ways of showing their love for kids, huh Whit?

As recommend by @saintzaiya.blacksky.app , my Stone Butch Blues came in! The 20th anniversary edition is actually dedicated to Cece McDonald, a young Minneapolis transwoman of color organizer and activist sent to prison for defending herself against a white neo-Nazi. supportcece.wordpress.com

Not only should trans women make weird electronic music, trans women MUST make weird electronic music

Watch Dogs 2 is a great game until the white guy with dreads

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Everyone keeps mentioning pcp but nobody wants to give me a wet cigarette :/

Girl who is so Dutch when she moans it sounds like gabber

You’re in her chloroplast I’m in her hydrophobic bilayer Know ur place, play ur role

Crazy how this only has 10 plays despite homie producing everything himself 😤

I never know what’s going on or why :)

Imagine getting jumped by a 90s kids and one of em yells “yeah, put her in a Doritos 3D!!”

Help they’ve imprisoned my everlasting soul in the black and white buttons of the original Xbox

Shawty had the indescribable jeans Boots with the blur

getting fatter tits out of spite

for sale one toast never milqued

Shawty has the unfathomable jeans. Boots with the fear

You know what? Fuck You! *erases your gambit settings in final fantasy 12*

I’m jacking it but not any way that is truly meaningful to you You don’t gotta worry about my cum :/

They threw me into the Dark Souls 1 catacombs and I came back pregnant

5 new overwatch heroes and only 2 of them are hot

I’m an all inclusive milf lover. I count pets as children too

watching Iron Chef from 1993 and drinking everytime they make caviar or foie gras

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

is vance slowly becoming more orange or am i going insane

They put his ass in one of these 😂

if I tried to do harsh vocals like this now I’d probably lose my voice for a week lol

Reddit is like if every person you hoped would not survive covid got together in one place

Engineer yelling at me in the background is crazy.. need a new studio asap 💯

Gimp listed as a Photoshop alternative

I’ve avoided even typing his name because I want him to be forgotten. Just like every other pseudo-progressive, I want them unpersoned. No memories, no family, nothing. Removed from society. The world is a better place without knowing he existed.

Fun fact: I had an Italian Opera phase Xanax just won’t let me remember when it was!

"oh yay its finally nice enough out to open my sunroof" FFHHF H GGHGGARGBEL FUJ D

Caring about celebrities is an ick

Putting all my cum into a neat little rasengan and chucking it off an overpass

Just some early Valentine’s Day gifts is all. 💋❤️🖤

if you’re getting upset at a tranny for using the words ts/transsexual/ tranny/faggot, and instead using “people learn from their mistakes” to defend a transphobe misgendering a trans woman, you’re on the wrong side of the fight, check your morals bud.

I’m like if Low Tier God were a black woman

I'm back with more grand theft auto roleplay! Come watch me play as Laura Bee an amateur assassin grieving over the disappearance of her lover which leads her to become a ruthless gangster. Or catch Taryn Kasino AKA Madam Kasino a rising DJ with a dark cultist past. www.twitch.tv/zvrra

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I could never date a bi person. Not because of their sexuality, I’ve just never seen Hamilton.

You mean it wasn’t the black mold, Rowling just really is a pedophile. Wow colour me shocked.

I don’t care how much money he has; a flea cannot be running an entire market