ate chinese food and it bit back (tummy hort)

capitalism is a dead end ideology

love that they gave me a 12 hour route that ends at 7am, right before i have to check out by 11am and drive 3 hours home c:

am i passing rn or is this person just an Ally™️

broke: kash patel is unfit fire him woke: kash patel is unfit let's see what he does tho

i love my puppygirl gf, but every time she sees me, she gets a little too excited and throws up :( anyone dealt with this? i could use some advice. my apartment is carpeted

a little treat will fix me

crashing out at work posting about it in the parking lot the eleanor special

almost accidentally sent nudes to the work chat pls drone strike me

the saddest short story? for sale, one back, NOT blown out

they gave me the easy shit tonight its gonna be a long 4 more days

aack

i need to get shit for a bubble bath its gonna be hotel bubble bath time

work trip sucks yo

hey :3

prep me like one of your meals

i have to travel for work in the morning im not looking forward to that im gonna be in a whole different town for a whole week

zucchini bread is so good tho

Not to get on this person's case but I think this really understates how dangerous the movements we created were to the ruling class, the thing they're reacting to is people fighting the Secret Service hand to hand outside the gates of the White House during 2020 Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

love love love to be given the wrong address for things it fuckin rocks. ESPECIALLY when i have no direct contact with the people there

fuck the pope

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

brownies would go so hard rn

im not even sad rn what do you mean i need to cry

9/10 doctors recomend giving u a fuckin swirlie nerd

my tummy might be my biggest op

The issue of notifications saving some message data is likely not limited to the Signal app, but is a more fundamental friction between secure messaging apps and how Apple stores notifications.

how many mighty ducks guys are in the epstein files, just the one or is there something to unpack there?

you can flatten me into 2d if you really want to

dang i really wish i was gay and trans and hot

i am going to be more brave this year

i need to go swimming this year i need to figure out a swim suit situation

PSA that your phone saves receipts of push notifications so make sure to disable them for apps like signal if you want to make sure the messages cannot be recovered after deletion :3 Stay safe yall <3

ugh

girl who is still sunburnt weeks later

just saw a mouse in my apartment im never going to be able to sleep again

the real problem with lesbians today is that they arent digging tunnels to each other any more

sure you *could* load me into a canon and shoot me far away but *would* you?

dang jeff dunham is in the epstein files :'c

im on a burrito bowl and chips kick

taking the pills that make you a woman and also slowly make your tits bigger

crunch me like one of your numbers

all of a sudden ol bernie madoff doesnt look so bad now does he

one day ill get out of my car out of the parking lot and into my bed

telepports to ur moms house

sometimes youre the bowling ball sometimes youre the bowling pin and sometimes youre greased up reaaaaaaaalllll nice

doing the chicken dance on it

how much do you think it would cost to build a life size replica of shreks hut

wait do they let the pope have magic powers

no one even talks about the piss olympics anymore and thats for the best honestly