what the flip dude

a hot tub would fix me rn

removing my bones and putting them in alphabetical order

twisting myself until i look like a twisty cartoon character or something

im gonna fold myself up into a square or smthng

chat should i start smoking

okay ill bite wtf is maine

amazing digital circus rocks idk why i waited so long to check it out

dude i literally just need a job where im not asked to work 14 hours a day 6 days a week thats it

my dad did mention something about this being a "lifestyle choice" tho so well is relative here

shit has been too chaotic lately and im not sure if its calming down or not

no one ever asks to be crunchatized anymore whats up with that

came out to my dad today i havent spoken to him in 4 years i havent seen him in 8. it went well but when i told him my name was Eleanor he also started laughing at me and told me thats such an old lady name my entire family has now roasted me for picking Eleanor

rip i just disordered poe2

i need to get like good, quality bras

ive eaten so many chocolate covered pretzels today ama

i am facing a problem and i fear the solution will be looking cute and flirting with people about it

girl who totally didnt forget she put her car keys in a different part of her bag than usual and totally didnt spend a half hour frantically searching her workplace for them

im liking this bernie sanders guy maybe he should run for president

trebuchet me straight into the fucking sun you coward

hi btw

my pussy is a river monster

chat what should i listen to on my way home

it’s good to be hot

like i want to be home but i am so tired of driving

i dont want to drive home

reminding my coworkers that everything is in fact bullshit and they are not crazy for being upset by it

at some point i need to get a new job, just to be around people that only know me as a woman.

how can we celebrate pride month if ruth bader ginsburg is still dead :'c

whats up with this chuck schumer guy

wtf is dracula flow

sat on the couch and my dog immediately cuddled up with me c:

you gotta be pissing me

take hrt and then sleep those are my tasks

when the piss hits the fan

im so glad saag paneer pizza exists multiculturalism is so good

a girl and her cold slice of saag paneer pizza

aack

im too lazy to comment gay under every post but it is strongly implied

eleanor stop posting in the parking lot and go home challenge

ive never been to a pride event that has to change

i realized i was trans and i had to do something about it when a podcast i like did an episode about hrt and the host was like "there's basically no consequences for trying it and if youre thinking about it, its probably for you" and now like 3 1/2 years later im a girl

im so tired of working 12+ hour days im so tired of coworkers that just fucking take it too and come to me about how beaten down they are and ignore me when i plead with them to work with me and do something about it. its so demoralizing to see how broken and devoid of hope the average person is.

wait a second im gay

penultimate is a good word

just remembered i forgot my sister's birthday right before her wedding lmfao i suck

he's so cozy

gay people should be allowed to not have to work this month

its top vs bottom but in a brat way not a class consciousness way

transgendher