not very christian of you to be christian what happened to turning the other cheek?

band named “shut up”

going scorched earth on twerps

if i got stuffed into a giant meat grinder would you eat the resulting froggher sausages ? maybe i’m delicious

christians have got to go it’s time to pack it up into a giant meatgrinder

do you mind if i lead a crusade against you

band named “the 2009”

don’t really like veterans but i’m not gonna say no to a free holiday

wait shit was that mean sorry i just thought it’d be funny i didn’t think about how mean it was ehhh i guess it’s not that bad

band named “the puppy shooters”

band named “the hentais”

band named “post-pussy panic”

band named “the frogghershop quartet”

band named “music for weirdos”

sleepiness is contagious you need to be quarantined

if it’s any consolation charlie kirk is still dead

jojolands is gonna have a new chapter this month!!! probably around the 17~18th which is still like two weeks dang

you think

i guess maybe it’s not that weird to have a president that fucks kids wouldn’t be the first time

when you really think about it this is all john lennon’s fault

he has to start more wars to prove john lennon wrong

i think people who play golf should be [redacted]

not true boring people get tortured the most painfully and gruesomely in hell that’s an undisputed fact top experts agree

if you’re both lame and evil you go to boring hell where all the punishments are boring eternity endless slog based

sure i guess if you’re not the one selling guns then it will he someone else that sells them and maybe those people still get murdered sure i get that, but the part i find concerning is that you want that profiting person to be you that’s the part that worries me

i hate people who make missiles and drones because they can be making cool shit like new fun and inventive traps but instead they choose to be boring ass lame murderers like you can’t even have a little fun with it fuck you piece of shit

i tried getting into froggher but it’s like a really shallow pool if you know what i mean

no i meant i was gonna blow your brains out in a blowjob way

getting really into froggher

i’ve been playing arguably too much froggher fortnite recently i like the simpsons map

kid’s birthday party was kpop demon hunters themed i still haven’t seen that movie

ok guy who rhymes we get it you can rhyme

if i found a deserted island full of treasure and gold that made me super rich i would probably use that money to exercise my free speech to influence elections

do people still play among us? i didn’t have any friends or talk to anyone when that game was popular so i never got to play

ok so everyone is 12 years old sure but you’re still debating them? have you ever tried to argue with a 12 year old it’s a pointless waste of time yes i agree it is a little sad that you can’t argue against a 12 year old but that’s why you ignore them and just make fun of them instead grow up

if you enroll in batman school they kill your parents

girls can’t even goop anymore without getting side eyed

mr beast video where he gives 20,000 slaves building his amusement park the chance at freedom if they can win his challenge

do you think if the thing smoked some weed it would chill out and stop trying to assimilate and imitate other beings?

would you still like me if i was a stupid slut? would you still like me if i wasn’t?

liberal white women are causing the fall of democracy and america because they won’t kill dogs

those dogs over there don’t pass the bechdel test kill them!!!

does froggher pass the bechdel test? now i’m starting to get worried and scared that i don’t

kicking dogs is ok if they have a humiliation degradation kink

sorry i’ve been talking a lot about killing dogs lately i watched the thing the other day still a fucking amazing creepy gross banger of a movie also i found out i’m related to kristi noem who is herself kinda like the thing when you really think about it

you should poison dogs just a little bit just enough to check if they’re the thing

please don’t put me inside of a giant bell and then start ringing it; i want to be able to listen to music

gotta go to a little cousin party today hopefully it’s alright and not too exhausting and annoying

can i toll some bells for you

becoming immune to bullshit by injecting it into my veins