chainsawman is on hiatus this week

damn the first episode of moral orel is fucking depressing lol and here i thought shit didn’t get really depressing till like season 2

if you’re a catholic are you supposed to confess to your priest about all the times you’ve pissed and shit because that makes you a vile disgusting obscene person and you need to ask for forgiveness

fuck you if you don’t like cartoon violence i hope you get into one of those big scuffle smoke balls with a chainsaw

if you bite a ballsack what happens? i imagine that it probably pops like a water balloon but instead of water it’s piss

oh i’m sorry i didn’t realize you were a bigot who discriminates against losers

do you mind if i extract your essence

i don’t know what penis smells like

ok i really do gotta sleep bye

absurdity isn’t real you’re just boring

no it’s cool since you feel perpetually guilty and nothing will ever alleviate it no matter what you do then it doesn’t really matter be an asshole fuck it

world where winks are deadly and if you get winked at you die

i’ve still been listening to a bunch of ween like almost exclusively ween this tends to happen from time to time especially if it’s like a band i just started liking or whatever i mean i don’t even need to tell you how many times i listened to station to station imagine that but like for ween

i really do need to be asleep already

do you think if i was thrown into a volcano i’d be a good enough sacrifice for the gods to make the volcano erupt

i could be lowered into a volcano i should be lowered into a volcano would you do me the honor of lowering me into a volcano

the worst part about memory is remembering someone i didn’t want to remember

yeah i’m dumb but let’s try and keep this a secret between us no one else has to know

we shouldn’t let police have helicopters

being lowered into my lil froggher casket

charlie kirk has a wife?? had

no it’s cool i’m allowed to be a loser

should probably go to sleep to make up for the lack of sleep the other night

at any given point in like 2 thoughts away from spiraling i just gotta make sure i don’t think in those directions

he didn’t even show his penis what’s the point

don’t feel bad not everyone can live the froggher lifestyle it’s hard

hey i actually got a win in absolum!! good for me

yeah right i’m not gonna dox myself on some map

it’s always a little funny when someone tries to insult me by calling me mentally ill or whatever like yeah! no shit duh i am aware don’t you think i already know that but what can i say people hate to see a neurotic girl they jump for joy to violently lobotomize you metaphorically with their words

if someome winks at you you need to stab their eye out

nah fuck it who gives a shit

i think tomorrow is a holiday for me so no work

watched drop the thriller movie about a lady who gets menacing and threatening airdrops while she’s on a date at a fancy restaurant, it was fine kind of the embodiment of mid but i was entertained enough i guess

detroiters is really funny

so when does the game start i only want to go to the store once it’s empty

anyways

masturbating to the nerd emoji getting it’s glasses caked in cum

football helmets are like cock cages for your other head which is kinda sick and perverted like children watch football i don’t they should be exposed to cock cages like that i think we need to ban football helmets to protect the children

we need to abolish football helmets

jesus didn’t wear a helmet when he got crucified football players don’t need them either

it’s weird when you’re reading a book and they spell it come instead of cum

do they only sell pepsi at the superbowl? no coke?

i miss when football was only about inflicting head trauma when did it get so commercialized where did the heart go

commercials and sports ew

read dc ko boss battle which is where the big “non dc ip” cross over was happening and honestly it was kinda lame it was way too short was the biggest problem like literally every fight only got like a couple of pages like 2 or 3 max so like they barely even fought each other homelander v superman

especially cause there’s a loud toddler who won’t stop talking and runs a lot

i’m still really sleepy starting to think sleeping after 1am was a bad idea

i’m not even like a real person really

young sheldon really made me cry that funeral episode was really sad

ok it’s like 1am i probably need sleep