apparently some dude’s leg got broken by one of the toros yesterday apparently he was mounted poorly and as he was exiting the little starting area thing i guess the bull bucking slammed his leg on something and it broke

i have been reading so much one punch man today probably an unhealthy amount but hey i’m almost done with it at least

damn i can hear the sounds of the fiesta from all the way over here in the rancho fuck that’s loud lol i mean today is the day though i think they’re probably doing the toros right now i don’t really like that so i didn’t go

all we are saying is give war a chance

suckin and fuckin and beatin our meat that’s the jiggle balls that’s the jiggle balls that’s the jiggle balls cock!!!!!

i refuse to give glory to any king let alone a newborn nepobaby one

it’s about to be 1 am here i shoulf probably go to sleep

people love cracking nuts can’t say i blame them

you know how if your birthday falls at an inconvenient time of year it gets moved around and usually celebrated early ? christians did that to jesus which is why they’re gonna burn you can’t just move the savior’s birthday like that it’s heretical

charlie brown invented christmas as an excuse to be sad

christmas would be so much better fi there wasn’t all this christian and jesus stuff ruining the holiday vibes

it’s christmas now i guess

come on let’s get a little cum on those bones

linus is so wrong this isn’t what christmas is about at all!!! can somebody throw cans of tomato soup at him cause idk what kinda bullshit he’s spewing but it needs to stop

floppy disks aren’t even floppy!!! it should feel like holding a dead wet fish but instead it just feels like i’m holding a square and not even a particularly floppy square

the only flopping i do is the dying fish kind

will you read my new isekai light novel: “oh no my harem is a war crime” ?

milk is evil because dairy queen implies the existence of a milk monarchy and if milk and dairy are ruled by a monarch???! well nothing good has ever come from a monarch only pure uncut evil

i should probably read it at some point

i was supposed to read the christmas carol for a class but then i think i didn’t i saw someone reading at the airport though so that was kinda neat it’s cool people still read it i guess

ok but seriously if you woke up tomorrow morning and found out that the ghost of christmas future made elon musk blow his brains out, like that would make you believe in christmas miracles wouldn’t like you’d have to believe in santa at that point even if it was a drug induced hallucination the

“at least diddy didn’t get a christmas miracle” don’t be so presumptuous!!! the spirits can accomplish a lot on a single night when it’s christmas anything is possible

they shot john lennon for saying the n-word idk maybe we should bring that back

becoming an alchemist so i can learn how to transmute plastic into uranium

making nuclear bombs out of cleaning chemicals

will you please let me scam you out of $60,000 dollars

i beat hello kitty picross so now i’m doing twiglight princess picross

the worst part of the nativity is that they totally retconned jesus’s origin story in order to cram it into the q4 holiday shopping season

if you were santa claus would you kill people? i feel like he probably would kill parents who abuse their kids if only he was real

british people invented measuring your penis and feeling insecure about it

ebenezer is a stupid name it should have 2 ee’s it should be spelled ebeneezer scrooge like how the spell weezer; highkey hate british people so much like put the calipers down and learn how to fucking spell

you know who else was a christian? that’s right! ebenezer scrooge

i wish we could get the christians out of christmas

christmas never feels like christmas

wait a minute what the fuck what’s with the epstein switch up i thought he was cool ?

anyways back in the house now, i get no service or internet going down to where the fiesta is so i can’t really post while i’m down there

they also had a drink named pitufos which is spanish for smurfs it was blue i didnt get it causs i got full from tacos and quesadillas

i had a fresa colada down at the fiesta which was like a strawberry milkshake with vodka and a pineapple wedge on the rim of the glass it was pretty good the strawberry milkshake part made the vodka part taste not as bad also had a hot dog it was ok

how much money are you burning on the froggher pinball machine

so this is christmas?

what’s that thing sonic says? cum and burn?

santa claus is better than jesus which is why we should rename it to clausmas

anyways still reading one punch man i’m on monster association arc, that’s what my cousin kept calling it anyway, which is apparently what one punch man season 3 was supposed to animate and did it poorly or something like that

make christmas secular or pagan i guess maybe that could be fun

anyways whatever i guess

on well fuck don’t think there’s anything i can do about it at the moment unfortunately but luckily i still have internet access so just gonna keep the games i’m playing and archive everything else for now until probably until i go home and have access to my computer and adapters and stuff

guys my switch isn’t reading my micro sd card i’m gonna cry

but if i don’t count my chickens before they hatch how will i know how big to build my chicken coop? like if i wait until after they hatch then like it’s already too late those baby chicks are gonna need a coop to live from i’m not gonna have the necessary amount of time to build the coop by then

hey i think stretching has been paying off my back didn’t hurt as much today when i woke up

wait i kept reading it as epcot is it not epcot?