cards are fake

i can believe james woods as a scumbag yeah i can definitely see that

going back in time to the set of bedtime for bozo to assassinate ronald reagan but i fuck it up and when i return back to the present i’m in an alternate reality where ronald reagan’s brain was implanted into the body of the chimpanzee to save him and he’s the fascist ruler of the entire world

they keep shoving malcolm in the middle down our throats

fusing 2 spiders together to make the world’s first 16-legged spider

i don’t want to be mean but that’s like really fucking stupid dude

i guess maybe now is the time to start rereading chainsawman

scumbag twerp james woods

does anyone want to be my boyfriend who fucks me?

ok goodnight bye

i don’t think i slept well last night hopefully tonight is better

honestly therapy last week was like pretty rough and i’ve been feeling incredibly low since then and got another appointment this tuesday

at some point i guess i do actually need to go to sleep

please stop labeling me i don’t really like that

anyways sorry i really should go to sleep

it still sucks sometimes that this is me at my “has made years of progress towards my mental illnesses” like this is the best i’ve gotten so far and that feels like a bummer even though i can recognize that shit was way worse before

anyways should probably go to sleep i guess

i guess i just don’t get it anymore

i don’t want to be rude but i don’t really want to fuck your pussy sorry

you never get any spam messages about getting less sex

while i appreciate the blind support the fact that it’s kind of impossible for you to know any of the specifics that i didn’t mention makes your support and the positive spin you’re putting on it feel a bit disingenuous cause like you kinda don’t actually know and i’m sorry if that kinda makes me

i don’t know if it’s possible for me to not think i’m stupid

started hating myself

the sun comes up and i’m all washed out is this what deaner was talking about i don’t think i’ll ever return again my friend

DO YOU EVER WALK ALONE (do you ever walk alone) LIKE A DRIFTER IN THE DARK (like a drifter in the dark) SEEKING OUT WHAT ISN’T THERE (seeking out what isn’t there) LOOKING ONLY FOR A SPARK like a drifter in the dark like a drifter in the dark like a drifter in the dark like a drifter in the dark

AND THEN PERHAPS IN LOVE YOU’LL STAY (perhaaaps in love you stay) OR FALL AND GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS (fall and go your separate ways) STILL SEARCHING FOR A SPARK (still searching for a spark) LIKE A DRIFTER IN THE DARK

FROM A GIRL WHO’S ALL ALONE (from a girl who’s all alone) MAYBE SHE’S A-DRIFTIN TOO (maybe she’s a-driftin too) LIKE A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT (like a shadown in the night) WAITIN JUST TO MEET WITH YOU

DO YOU EVER WALK ALONE (do you ever walk alone) LIKE A DRIFTER IN THE DARK (like a drifter in the dark) SEEKING OUT WHAT ISN’T THERE (seeking out what isn’t there) LOOKING ONLY FOR A SPARK

you gotta stop fucking the fish dude that’s not what the aquarium is for

i mean someone has to marry their cousin i guess???????

people are mad about the steel ball run situation

my stomach kinda hurts 😖

divorcing my husband cause his vocal stim is “yummy yummy bleach” and he says it all the time and now are kids kinda want to drink some bleach to see if it’s actually as yummy as he says and i keep asking him to say something else and the kids keep having temper tantrums because they want to taste

ouch

do you think i’m stupid in a bad way

that’s why i chose to not be real

i’m not even a cumrag 😔

getting the pitchforks and knives out to attack the teenage mutant ninja turtles

the teenage mutant ninja turtles are fake and i don’t mean it in a fictional sense i mean that they’re some fake ass bitches

if i was a bowling ball i’d get my holes fingered all the time

i feel lukewarm at best about bowling

is the king of the losers still a loser or do they achieve winner status by being the king?

omg i’m almost at 89k posts do you think that makes me more of a loser or less of a loser?

will you still like me when i’m a loser

i mean the bible says that the losers will inherit the earth it’s written right there for everyone to see

do you think a gun kinda counts as a motion control device?

boomers are cringe and evil but boomer shooters can be pretty fun if they’re fast enough

it’s not a crime to be loserphobic

i’m bigoted against losers sorry