I told my therapist yesterday that I was about to cry but then didn't. I felt bad about it after because i think that's probably their equivalent of a comedian having a bad set.

I wish i realized a long time ago that i could just get ffs and not pay the bill. What are they gonna do? Ruin my credit? What credit? Lol

Therapists should be allowed to hit you when you're being bad.

Girl who forgets to clean her mirror cuz she keeps getting distracted by how hot she is

Sometimes i get really concerned that the ppl that put "heteroflexible" in their bio have no idea that we're all laughing at them.

Loose lips suck dicks

Oh great! I found out one of my neighbors is a trans communist and now i have to report her to The Bureau of People I Would Kiss.

I'll NEVER forgive the WOKE LEFT for what they did to dinosaurs smh

I want to love you like an animal 😈

I've been a fan of David Lynch for one million years but I've never watched Inland Empire because i hated the idea of having no new films from him to watch. Anyway, i think it's time i finally watch it.

Horny clowngirl posting to get back to my roots lol

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One thing ppl forget is that the stuff we see we only know about because it's filmed or there were witnesses, but it gives the impression these instances are isolated cases when so much more happens in the shadows. The stuff that's filmed is just the tip of the iceberg. Same for "regular" cops too.

Do not show me a clown girl. I will cum.

Never underestimate the power of piss and cum

Ppl keep inviting me to things when the snowstorm is supposed to hit. What are we going to do? Chase each other through a hedge maze with an axe??? Sure, count me in! Fuck!!!

Last 4 watches. Movies are cool.

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Therapy and medication is not a long term solution. If they really wanted to fix me they would prescribe me "ICE agents and billionaires being guillotined."

I love my wife. Idk how someone so cute and wholesome married my hedonistic messy ass.

It seems like the ppl in charge rn are evil in an unprecedented way. Traditionally when ppl do evil stuff they convince themselves they are actually doing the right thing. These ghouls want to wipe out civilization and they know it's evil and they think that's so cool and based. I hate it.

My girlfriend needs to get topped and keeps acting annoyed that I'm the one that's going to have to do it cuz she only knows me as her stupid lil chew toy. I feel like a Dragon Ball Z character hiding their true power level lol

Waited over an hour in urgent care for them to be like "lol we can't do shit. What do you think we are? Doctors??!"

I should be allowed to censor wordplay in my feed. I do not consent to that.

I like my bangs when they're short but also feel like it makes me look like a barista that says stuff like "would you like some pronouns with that?"

Dikiest 😈

Girl who is healing from a concussion

Gagging on it sloppy style (A gas station chili cheese hot dog)

Lately it seems like everyone i meet on apps that says they're into kink or feral end up being kind of vanilla and tame, but ppl i meet involved in underground music scenes dont say they're kinky and end up being super fun freaks in bed. Hmmmm.....

Goodnight to all the ladies who are up doin spells n shit

I don't think im asking too much to say I would appreciate it if everyone on here would stop posting horny stuff until i can finally have sex again. Thank you! 😊

I'm recovering from a mild concussion because i found out a dollhouse i was using to make a short film had carpet beetles in it and then i bumped my head while taking it to the backyard. My life is a joke lol

Men are so soft these days. I miss whenever all men were Brian Eno.

It's so weird to me when ppl are shocked that someone with a big following gets called out for being a clout chaser, liar, charlatan etc... when it just seemed obvious the whole time. Im so glad i grew up before social media brain rot madness. It's so depressing.

Fed Ex is useless

You can tell the writers for Stranger Things used Chat GPT to help write the script because the show is bad.

It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people

this completely horrifying. ICE is a domestic occupying threat against us all

My impression of liberals after watching someone get shot with a bazooka point blank: "you should sue!"

Im getting really into Gregg Araki films so sorry in advance if i suddenly start saying "bitchin" a lot.

Girlfriend that knows you need to get fucked so she cums in your mouth and laughs at how desperate you are. (True story 😓)

Had to cancel all my slutty plans cuz i woke up sick today. This is worse than 9/11.

Im very normal actually

Im starting to get more active in organizing my community into running a train on me.

It's funny to me when ppl in the kink community act like you need to take classes or something to be a good dom when really all you need is basic human empathy which is something you cant really teach (drops mic)

Im becoming the breadwinner in my relationship through porn and SW. Now when my wife sees me being ridiculously slutty i get to say "look this is my job!"

When i tell ppl i like being called dumb and stupid it's not just fun degradation. It's lowkey kinda true lol

yuri frotting #hi3rd #kiana #fuhua #fuki

Just had the most fun feral violent sex with someone who said "yeah im not that kinky" when we met then when i confronted them about it they said "yeah that's the art of war" 🥵

Simpin aint easy