Look, I've been mulling it over for a long time now. The decision was not easy, but this is my Star Trek dream blunt rotation. What's yours? I decided not to include the doctor from Voyager cuz he's a hologram and would prob not approve of smoking weed.

Back on my bullshit youtu.be/paM_PtBALoM?...

🩸 remember: your Domme comes second; the bit comes first

Thinking about the 2nd time my dad got out of prison and was like "it was different this time. Everyone in there is bisexual now." Funniest moment of my life prob.

Im gayyyyyy

The face I make when i need to get fucked vs the face i make while getting fucked 😛

Full video here. I love being hot and having sex. onlyfans.com/2082866882/l...

God knew i was too evil to be trusted with a big dick so they made me a bratty fag girl instead.

New porn out on #onlyfans. Go buy the full 16 minute video now if you want to watch me get my dumb lil brains fucked out by Ruby Cruise (not on bluesky) #t4t #porn #transporn #nsfw

Me at the hospital about to get diagnosed with incurable nymphomania.

I feel like im in Oceans 11 every time I steal fancy cheese from the grocery store.

Need to get spit roasted by 2 trans girls that talk about me like im not even there. Would fix me.

"making it" is a scam. Have sex. Do drugs. Watch cool movies. Play videogames.

I had a follow up appointment for ffs and breast aug today and i cannot get enough of my surgeon telling me im hot and have great tits while looking at me like a piece of art they created 🥵

Big news: Dick Cheney is dead, im hot, and this isnt a costume. Its just what i look like now. Merry Christmas.

October spooky movie watches. Lemme follow you on letterboxd so i can watch all your favorite movies and steal your soul.

In heat. Send hot bullies. Pls and ty.

Im so embarrassing prey coded that pretty much anyone could prob grab my neck and i would prob just go all 🥺

Do guys in backwards hats know that they uhhh....look like that??

Im a pick me when it comes to fucking pumpkins. Im always telling cis ppl "im not like one of these pumpkin fuckers. I just drink piss like a normal trans girl" then they nod in solidarity.

Im still trying to cope with a transmasc dude that's 2 years younger than me sent this to me yesterday. I had to respond and be like "sorry, i have no culture."

Missing: Monster Whereabouts: Graveyards Last seen: Mashing and smashing If you see said monster, kill on site!

I better not see any spooky pumpkins tomorrow or I'm gonna flip out.

Ppl should tip, buy my content and hire me more. I like having money ngl. New porn coming soon btw 😽

Im going to be a fucktoy for Halloween (Buzz Lightyear)

I have hit a point where i let casual hookups film me with their phone cuz i don't really care tbh. What are they going to do? Show someone how hot i look while giving head? Oh no! That would be sooo awful.

You should be allowed to redo your 20s if you spent them doing stand-up comedy. That shouldn't count.

When my friends get mad that a band they like is starting to use AI i like to flex by saying "see, this is why i never listen to music."

Why am i always attracted to my drugs dealers? Also why are all my drug dealers so hot? Wtf??

Being good at karaoke is really embarrassing actually.

I need a girl with avoidant attachment issues to make me cry and beg. I'm very normal.

I deleted the selfie i posted cuz i did not get breast augmentation to be out here posting pics with no titties in them. I apologize to my fans and promise to do better in the future.

Last night me and my gf agreed we actually hate each other and would prefer to be enemies that plot against each other and fuck evil style. This is romance to me 🥰

Im too scared to carve pumpkins. What if i cut into the pumpkin and it turns out to be cake??!

Editing a porn im in while horny is like going to the grocery store hungry cuz either way im going to cum and have a cute lil snack after.

Hell seems chill

Look, it doesn't matter if you're a top or a bottom. At some point in transition you're going to have to take in a few puppygirls. I dont make the rules.

Im on the market for hyper sexual trans cuties in their 30s that wanna take turns killing each other. Hmu 👉👈

(In the voice of Jim Carrey in The Mask) "Somebody fuck me" (Im sorry)

Getting really into sex lately. It's kinda fun ngl.

Dyed my hair yesterday to look gayer. Lets all fuck in a graveyard.

Im bombing hard at the zoo. I keep saying "where do we go to see the lesbians?" None of my friends are laughing. I've said it 3 times now.

I have work to get done so i put my sub in the basement, set them up with Animal Well, and cuffed their feet together so they cant walk up the stairs and bug me. I'm very sweet 😋

Last night on the way to a queer party thing my friends decided to stop and eat in chinatown and then we got too full and went home lol. Do not eat in Chinatown and expect to still want to go dancing after. Lesson learned.

I never sound more femme than during and right i get fucked well. If i can just do that 24/7, no voice training necessary.

I believe there should be a law against having a shot in your movie or show that displays the cover of any book from Albert Camus. Enough is enough.

The economy is so bad I started setting my phone to grayscale again. I cant afford colors anymore.

Girl who had a fucking exhausting day 🥰

My wife cant talk cuz she is recovering from voice surgery. I just told her i sucked milk out of the tits of the girl that fucked me recently and she gave me a thumbs up and i laughed so hard lol

I would like to have less problems. Pls and thank you 🙏