Im gay

Growing up poor makes you do weird stuff as an adult. The first time i bought good peanut butter i threw it away because i saw there was liquid in it and assumed it went bad.

Art is subjective most of the time except when it comes to folk punk which is quite bad. Fight me.

Reporting back. I did not go dance. I ended up adopting a pathetic little pet trans girl and made her crawl around on a leash. Someones gotta do it!

Going to try this new thing tonight thats never been done before where i drink alcohol and dance. Will report back.

you guys ever hear of the band nine inch nails

I dont care if they never came out or anything. I think we should be allowed to claim brian eno as trans art like c'mon.

Okay im gonna need kamala harris to fuuuuuuuck offffffff for real!!!!!!

Had the cutest freakin date last night so sorry if i post bad for a while. I don't need the likes anymore. Thank you for understanding.

Go to the traveling anarcho puppet show, they said. You'll love it, they said. You def wont stand around checking your watch and questioning the taste of your friends, they said. They were wrong

Ppl always talk about sucking dick for coke like its morally debased, but im worse because i suck dick for cum.

Making sure everyone knows im a good person by saying "no conscious consumption under capitalism" as i club a baby seal to death.

It's always so funny to me when someone who is like 20 years old hits me up on an app saying they want to dom me. Like wtf are you even gonna do? Tie me up and make me watch you play Fortnite? Lol

I need right wing ppl to know that i would be so triggered if someone killed the president. It would make me cry. Please no one do that or i, a leftist, will be very upset!!

Anyone wanna manipulate me and make me trauma bonded to them? I dont mind. Dont have much else going on. Could be fun.

Continues to be fucked up that you can't say "I legit mistakenly thought this cis girl was a tgirl at first" and trust that it'll be interpreted as having a positive connotation. It's a complement! The "one of us" chant is only scary if you hate the circus freaks!

Call your senator! They're very lonely and want to know what you're wearing.

I love telling ppl my Barry Manilow necklace is Marc E Smith. It def looks like him if he never did speed.

Got the terf haircut. I love harry potter now.

Today a friend asked me if i have read a book that i have not read. Is it acceptable if i consider this an act of violence??

Oh hell yeah

What's up with adults celebrating or even just acknowledging Easter? This is new to me. Will need time to process the world not being what i once knew it to be.

The best song of all time has already been created and it's the Cyndi Lauper cover of "When You Were Mine" by Prince. No more songs are needed anymore.

Ppl who do guitar solos during their show should be treated the same way we treat ppl that masturbate in public.

Finally started watching Star Trek: Enterprise and now i think i need to murder whoever greenlit the opening theme. Wtf were they thinking?

New type of headache just dropped that will ruin your friday night. Do not recommend.

I cant stop thinking about Wednesday night after my show when i was outside in the rain under a pink moon, dressed like a clown, making out with a trans girl I've been crushing on while we tease and bite each other. My life is pretty cool sometimes.

"first of all you have to understand-" Im gonna stop ya right there. I have never understood anything in my got-dang life! I dont even know where i am right now! Nothing makes sense to me!! I'm freaking out constantly about how confusing everything is!!! Capiche??

Word on the street is that the past is a grotesque animal. Huge if true.

I started using vegan shampoo and believe it or not, it tastes just as good as my regular shampoo.

I just booked a show in Baltimore and the booker apologized for one of the acts on the lineup being cis lol. Should i move to Baltimore?

Why are there suddenly so many subs in my life that want me to dom them? What is happening?? Im the weakest girl I know! Getting dommed by me is extremely humiliating but sure, why not? Lets go 😈

If you see this girl around philly, it's on sight! (for lil gay kisses)

(Godfather voice): You come to me on my daughters day of trans visibility?

If you're trans, i see you! Im watching you! Im in the park with binoculars studying your every move and i think you're really cute.

Feeling a bit odd realizing how well my band would prob fit in at the gathering of the juggalos. Would absolutely do it if asked tho.

Who wants to be my next limerent object? Now accepting applications.

Watching porn on my phone while it's set to grayscale just like they did during the great depression.

Something I've noticed after years of going to shows is how oftentimes when a band is extremely unhinged on stage they are really friendly off stage and normal indie type bands are much more likely to be insufferable jerks.

I love living in a city that has seasons. Winter was rough yeah, but now the snow has melted and all the sluts come out of hiding to do sex on each other. It's beautiful.

Trying to convince my wife that we should take acid and watch bio-dome.

I will never need antidepressants as long as i have the youtube playback speed setting.

I learned an important lesson last night. Sometimes the only way to shut up a trans girl that won't stop talking about industrial music is to make her give you head.

Im tempted to watch a bunch of wallace shawn movies after finding out he's a communist in his interview on truanon. Hell yeah!

Girl who quit weed and cigarettes and excessive drinking but is still a fun sl*t (i quit cursing too)

They're blasting Highway to Hell at CVS. Im so scared!! I dont want to go to hell. I want to buy vitamins.

If you take someone home and they dont have a poster of the 1974 hit film "Female Trouble," do not fuck them. (This is specific to me)

Met a girl on an app that started off our chat talking about literature and keeps making jokes about how she loves Dick in reference to Philip K Dick. How do i politely tell her that due to this I'm going to kms?

(Twisted Sister voice): I WANNA FROT! (Im sorry)

I ate hard boiled eggs for breakfast while listening to Billie Holiday's saddest songs. I'm doing great!