Drummers are the funniest type of nerds to me. They're like "the way i bang around on stuff is so fuckin rhythmic, you have no idea!"

Flirted with a twink in a punk band last night by asking if i can try on a shirt at the merch booth then just taking my shirt off and doing it in front of him. Am i flirting correctly??

Toured a new place to live and there were NIN posters and a trans girl with piercings and purple hair. I really hope they come with the apartment.

I noticed recently that all my friends have been calling themselves "t4t" but idk what it means. Does it mean you're vegan or something?

Fine, I'll bite! (Chomp)

Im going to organize a sex party at my place and invite over all tops then be like "oops. I have no idea how this could have happened. Im sure we'll figure something out!" 🙃

Im gonna get all healthy and fit but not because it's the right thing to do. Mostly just cuz im bored.

I asked my therapist if it was weird that when i hook up with ppl i let them record it with their phone and they said "nah that's chill" lol

Im a faggot the same way transmascs still say they are lesbians. We exist!

Making up for my small dick by having a BIG heart 🥵

Might fuck around and eat dinner.

Injection day (heroin)

Check out my cool earrings. Very neat!

Thinking about trying out sex but im kinda scared. What if i cum?

Bdsm aftercare meal called sub drop soup.

I kind of love how over the last 10 years discourse has shifted from "cuck is the most insulting thing you can call someone" to "cucks are based and neat. Me and all my homies are cucks."

Im about to start making more porn again. I look way too cute while getting fucked and giving head to keep it to myself. New vids sooooon 😸

Trans girls are always saying stuff like "anybody who hasn't seen themselves as a category on a porn site needs to shut up!" Which is an absurd thing to say to transphobes because British actually is a category on PornHub.

Girl who is finding herself in the predicament of getting owned again. Many such cases.

The Scary Movie 6 trailer makes me want to unleash a teeny tiny bit of poison gas in the movie theater.

Can i come over and stare at you like this?

2 weak brats in an ongoing power struggle whose only motivation for exercising is to beat the other one in wrestling.

Apologizing to my gf this morning for trying to make her listen to Pink Floyd The Wall after we fucked. Saying stuff like "i havent heard this in forever. It's actually really good" while she says "im tired!" Im sorry.

David Cronenberg's Crash Bandicoot

Im going to start calling myself a relationship communist.

Im cooking beans but like in a hot way. (Im fucking the beans)

This is what i look like

Just got back to philly from baltimore and i couldnt be more glad i decided to move to the northeast instead of the northwest when i left Texas 2 years ago.

This is what i look like

My wife just called our cat a faggot lol

Sorry i cant make it to the function. I'm too busy eroticizing my demise.

One time i had a co-worker that was so funny i asked him how he thinks of everything he is saying and he told me he had just been repeating Katt Williams bits the whole time.

Cant stop saying "people are under a lot of stress" after rewatching Twin Peaks: The Return.

It would be so cool and neat if someone decided to put their fingers down my throat. Just a silly lil thought i just had.

Jar Jar Twinks That's all i got. Have a blessed day.

Trans girls are gonna flip if they ever find out about this

I hate how much of a hater i am which just makes me an even bigger hater 😓

Im on your timeline. You can't escape me.

I cant do a before and after transition timeline cuz i dont want ppl to find out i used to be Krusty the Clown.

Im on your timeline. You can't escape me.

Do yall think im weird? 👉👈

woke on the streets, chud in the sheets

Some of y'all are barely queer ngl

Ppl keep saying my band is a noise band which is wild cuz we legit think we're doing pop music lol

When i say trans girls are magical it's not meant to be cute. They keep casting spells on me and doing their little hexes and it's actually really fucked up and evil.

I think it's okay if an artist is a little tortured. They should be especially if the art sucks.

My sexuality these days is less based on gender or sexual orientation and more based on if you seem like someone who could land a kickflip.

I think if you have c-ptsd and adhd they should just combine them and call it "really fun in bed" syndrome. I suffer greatly from this.

The trans girl defense contractor thing is obviously vile af but i also hate that im being forced to watch stand-up comedy crowd work clips. Bad all around really.

Im retiring all my relationships with normal ppl. I don't have time for it anymore. 3:02 AM is the most appropriate time to post this.