Transferring more tales to digital knowing im just giving myself even more screen based work

Pretty sure a majority of my favorite recordings from the summer were made while I was kinda drunk lol

Its too bad the most annoying boomers staked their claim to liking Hendrix

Im not letting my child get the company flow vaccine, no matter what el-p said

passing as nonbinary (this is a joke take it easy)

My coworker is cooking his brain, man

For all my sharps loving ppl 14g needle thru upper lobe

Hey, at least I can get stimulants again today. It's not all bad

Twirling my hair and giggling while someone overshares their fantasies with me

I have dapression

Someone occupy me for 2 hours please

Big business is Keeping me down

God gives his strongest soldiers the darkest assholes

Does not seem to matter how much I sleep i never feel rested

Theres a couple both in raising canes shirts arguing on the train

Doing 60s dances in my apartment

It's all rotten

Pacing

Someone give me something to do i cant spend all of Friday night pacing

Im very happy with a lot of what ive recorded the past 3 months, but im having a very hard time condensing it all into something that I can share

it’s important to share your finest thoughts with your closest friends

On a classic best show bit kick

Jon wurster saying that the first Ramones album sounds like it could be made by idiots of the future kills me

You gotta start shoppin for a coffin

Im always thinking about coffin talk

Im sandblasting your semi gloss sheen

i love my wife @rhododendronwitch.bsky.social

*at a fancy restaurant not understanding anything* excuse me i need to go powder my asshole

Its the dream of every rock band to have a hit album with cover art of either a toilet or a woman's butt

There should just be a shot i can get every 6 months that makes me normal like remicade for fidgety bitches

They turned me into a bloody tambourine

3 hours till freedom

Going gene krupa on the pussy

Can't even buy black market pills anymore what a shithole country

Soyfacing when a post references route 22

I cannot focus at all man I hate it i hate it

A guy on the train asked me if I was a boy or girl and I said girl and he said oh good I need help with this job application?????

The spread of polo shirted dad beer bellies you can observe on the 7 train after a mets game is something

Something attractive about me is that I have never been in a group chat

My Bloomberg terminal taught me it was ok to be weird