set of the year

album release show look

just heard a very douchey metal bro outside the venue for my album release show go “oh, are they showin tony shalhoub on the tv right now???” he unites us all

my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming. crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...

i’m one hulahoop tournament victory away from greatness

the world needs to heal. it needs another vince vaughn jon favreau buddy comedy about being sad and gettin pussy

my favorite breaking bad scene. the show holds up so well

#JustListened @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social put out a new album today. It's DarkWave about feelings of inadequacies, internalized doubts and the associated emotions. There are a few glimmers of hope and healing in this that tell a complete story. Very good work! Highly recommended!

pants: the jackets of the legs

masterpiece

no other movie oscillates so perfectly between “this is the most genius thing i’ve ever seen” and “this is stupidest thing i’ve ever seen,” often in the same joke

celebrating my album release by watching kung pow: enter the fist for the third time this year

very gay thank you section on bandcamp for my new album featuring lots of people i met through here who have brightened my life and expanded my world, don’t ever let them tell you online isn’t good sometimes. ily all so much and i could have listed like a dozen other people very very easily!!!

whenever i put a new album out i give it a full listen at midnight and since it's "out out" i don't have any of the "oh god should i change x/y/z" self-doubt i do beforehand and goddamn, my new one is the proudest i've ever been of anything i've ever made

my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming. crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...

i'm using magic shoes to leap to the moon

the lung damage joe camel must have done to the furry community cannot be overestimated

they descend upon me with knives in the night but i’m too good, too quick, too smart to be caught like that

my favorite breaking bad scene. the show holds up so well

me at my album release show tomorrow:

i saw a pink bronco in traffic and now all i can think of is a thought that feels too powerful to speak: “gay oj”

just realized after tomorrow i’ll have dropped 3 full-length albums in 18 months. never doubt me

dropping at midnight y'all

i'm at the airport and everybody's carrying me on their shoulders to my plane after i told the tsa agent that the only bag i packed is "this one right here" and grabbing my crotch

scientists brought a penny to life and that little copper abe is very upset about the way we've been treating its kind

so excited for my new album dropping, so excited for the release show to celebrate it, so nervous about belting out in falsetto live

they should give me a title befitting of my grandiosity

i hope you guys all have your moderation settings turned off because i have an announcement.... the government can kiss my ass!!!!!

be proud of your height, bono!!!

i’m sitting over a dunk tank full of mysterious glowing green goo at the evil scientist fair

reminiscing about the time i met a pretty popular synthwave artist who just made my friends and i go to a dumpy strip club with him in orlando lol

zuckuss was a ladies man, dengar wasn’t. i don’t need george lucas to tell me that

for many years a cybernetically enhanced gorilla has made my life a living hell, and do you hear me complain? yes, every day

[frantically dialing a payphone and my friend picks up] i need 27.47 USD and 113.91 AUD, stat!!! and i don’t even know the shipping yet!!!! no i can’t tell you what it’s for, just trust me!!!!!

new york, turns it back, on italians

starting a change dot org petition to rename beer kegs tallest boys

the sudden death of dick cheney should remind us all that life is very fragile — so send those texts, make those calls, reach out to that friend. you never know when you won’t be able to

losing my fucking mind seeing an article about my show www.orlandoweekly.com/music/orland...

toilets used to naturally grow hair on the tank lid like a head. you’d hear somebody say “i’m gonna be late, i’ve gotta go brush my toilet’s hair.” and it would be an accepted excuse. but they bred the hair genes out of the fucks, and now your toilets are bald. a bald land of bald porcelain. bald

bob saget is back and ready to shock you!!! you thought the dad from full house couldn’t swear and be crass, and then you thought he couldn’t return from the dead!!!! guess again, fuckhead!!!!!

you’d better put on sunglasses — because the future is bright

i still can’t believe christian bale died

just shut my eyes and i’ll pretend i’m a star. new album friday

i'm so hyped for my new album to be out friday. it grows on you. the songs i've done live have felt effervescent. it's cliche for any artist to say "the new album is my favorite" but legit, i think made to fade is the most my artistic voice has been brought to life yet. save the damn date!!!

i’ve had many plane engines from miles up drop onto my skull and my body and my all in my sleep. it’s not bothered me one bit. so i don’t get what donnie darko was all mopey about

i was fed to a fire but my body refused to burn

i still can’t believe christian bale died

i should be the only billionaire. i’d be funny instead of malignant and everyone would enjoy my wacky exploits

GOODBYE penis chainy, may Cunt Ropy replace u in this life!