Not to be political but we should put these people in the ground and grind them into dust

I just get so upset thinking about all those masked ICE agents coming home to an empty apartment after a long day of work turning on the news and seeing all this hatred and vitriol it must feel so lonely one wonders how they carry on without harming themselves—perhaps even ending their own lives?

it rules they created a whole new job in ICE for guys who are too fucking stupid and violent to be cops

my mom remarried so we celebrated both Jan 6 and September 11th growing up

Donald Trump presenting Elon musk with the presidential Medal of Honor for winning the AI CSAM war everyone is cheering

look at this cunty little deer

what kind of health insurance does jair bolsonaro have

when I see someone post something I disagree with

is it nice to argue online which is the most toxic social media website does it feel good do you enjoy doing that

papa was a rodeo,

happy anniversary

Heading back into the office for the first time in 3 weeks

one of our brave war fighters was involved in a kinetic incident associated with the discharge of a projectile from his own weapon to his groin he made the ultimate sacrifice see you in Valhalla brother

I need to eat a pizza that kills me

Chuck Schumer: (glasses dropping lower and lower down his nose until they fall down over his mouth and perch impossibly on his chin) my republican colleagues *inaudible*

Sunday Scaries boss fight

throng of people all taking selfies in front of starry night so no one can actually look at it very cool

it’s all very bad of course but can’t help but enjoy that they set up an ad hoc mar a lago sit rep room which tweet deck capabilities behind the buffet table where a pot roast has been slowly desiccating under the yellow orange glow of a heat lamp that has been running continuously since 1987

“grok draw up a post war plan for Venezuela. be specific. less than 500 words”

hey this is crazy

on a personal note, as a resident of sunset park, not super excited about the distinct possibility that the kidnapped president of a foreign government is gonna be detained down the street

flow chart of every action taken by the Trump administration Step 1: we do this thing Step 2: it’s based/libs cry Step 3: ??????? Step 4: profit

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

launching a petrowar while oil is in the beginning of an unstoppable decline in importance

…nice argument however I have already depicted you as a suffering, clenched-jawed Eric Adams and myself as a jubilant, laughing Bernie sanders

couldn't think of a single compelling reason to keep my twitter account so I finally deleted it

Bill de Blasio was slightly critical of the nypd so they kidnapped his daughter and he spent the rest of his term doing whatever they wanted

Mamdani getting sworn in on a Quran is gonna legit drive 1000s of people to extreme psychosis and death

I did this and I can report it’s very good (my stomach exploded) and he should absolutely keep taking that shit

baby new year bursting through the chest of the old-man-previous-year like a xenomorph

can’t wait for the new year when everything will be different

finally back in Eric Adams New York City the final 48 hrs you’re legally allowed to grind for your shorty city where dreams are made of

EXCLUSIVE: Zohran Mamdani to be sworn in at Union Pool in Williamsburg Brooklyn a historic site the mayor elect sees as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration

sometimes I think thank god I’m old enough I’m over being a petty bitch about dumb superficial shit and then I see those stupid fucking neck pillows people wear on the plane and think how I would die before I wore one no matter how uncomfortable I always am on the plane or how much my neck hurts

brushing my teeth? life slop

Kirkifying everyone in my Christmas photos all my relatives hate me

Donald Trump has been bitten by a zombie infected with the “rage virus”

special agent Donald Trump is about to crack the Epstein case wide open

barfing into a deep fat fryer

watching inland empire on the bus on my iPhone full volume no headphones

oh yeah? could a so-called “slop AI” do this (shows you something incredibly evil and/or stupid)

coming back for more food after puking in the bathroom

at the end of the day you really have to respect how fucking dumb and cringe she is

boiled rat from the sewer

loading tiny tim into the EVA

hit the grinch with my car awful start to the holiday green shit everywhere he ran right onto the highway