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fear not my court mendicant has concocted a pungent unguent to help maintain the balance of my humors and prevent foul maladies such as the rotting of my bodily flesh , of which I definitely do not suffer from
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beautiful stunning thank you
about 6 hours ago
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it’s actually a bite from one of the infected but I don’t feel a thing the doctor said it’s like nothing he’s ever seen before one of the worst bites from a human he’s ever seen but I don’t mind I feel incredible I’ve actually never felt better in my life
about 7 hours ago
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examining trumps bloated nude body and taking notes when I observe unidentifiable marks, wounds, and structures
about 7 hours ago
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about 7 hours ago
Wetting Yourself 27
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SIR LOOKING ROBUST AND HEALTHY SIR
about 7 hours ago
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Imagining all the “war fighters” watching hegseth speak and suddenly realizing with complete clarity that they are completely fucked
about 11 hours ago
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AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY iPhone I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND place a trade on IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST bet
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about 12 hours ago
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re: platner as someone who grew up in massachusetts a really good rule to live by is whatever happens in maine is none of my business
about 24 hours ago
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just saw a tiny old Chinese lady with a pompadour
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Give Me A Two Person Blowjob, Please - 72 Person
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finished a 2+ year curse of strahd campaign d&d please clap
1 day ago
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Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost greeting the dead troops at the gate to the afterlife (hell)
1 day ago
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RIP (rest in posts)
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1 day ago
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Looking good sir!
2 days ago
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it’s pretty cool how Schumer in particular is the absolutely worst guy to be in charge of the opposition for everything happening under Trump 2 more than anyone else just perfectly not suited for the moment
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at this point I don’t think there’s any possible way to deny the simple fact that Israelis preferred target of violence are the most vulnerable and in most cases, ideally, children
2 days ago
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Americans saying “we will be greeted as liberators” with the same tone and affect as British hooligans announce “it’s coming home” every World Cup year
2 days ago
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it’s all very bad of course but can’t help but enjoy that they set up an ad hoc mar a lago sit rep room which tweet deck capabilities behind the buffet table where a pot roast has been slowly desiccating under the yellow orange glow of a heat lamp that has been running continuously since 1987
about 2 months ago
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about 2 years ago
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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predator killer drone operated by grok ai dropping a bunker buster on a random school bus because it says “American trans llc” on the side and it registered as an enemy combatant
3 days ago
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showed up 20 minutes early for a doctors appointment (steepling my fingers) now we wait
3 days ago
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Jeff Sharlet
5 days ago
I'm really pleased with this: My students interviewed my former writing professor from decades ago, Michael Lesy, about Wisconsin Death Trip, and looking at photographs as a method of survival in dire times.
slowcivilwar.substack.com/p/believing-...
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Believing is What Keeps Me From Blinking
An interview with Michael Lesy, author of Wisconsin Death Trip, on how to see suffering without turning away
https://slowcivilwar.substack.com/p/believing-is-what-keeps-me-from-blinking
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Keep consolidating I’m torrenting
4 days ago
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on one hand zohran is very charming and a talented politician but on the other I think any phone scam operator targeting senior citizens could successfully defraud Donald Trump within the first 30 seconds of a phone conversation
4 days ago
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tapping the sign
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4 days ago
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really love to have navigate a quirky website to find a very specific thing
4 days ago
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4 days ago
Girls Peeing Everywhere
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5 days ago
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just straight up did a scooby doo style wipe out on some black ice my legs turned into a blurring pinwheel and then I momentarily went horizontal in the air before crashing to the ground
5 days ago
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no judgement but if your child becomes a cop you have fucked up immensely as a parent
5 days ago
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cops are the whiniest, most thin-skinned losers in all of American society and it’s not even fucking close
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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there’s only one reason to watch Trump state of the Union and I don’t think it’s gonna happen tonight
6 days ago
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anyways remember this? still extremely funny what huge fucking baby losers these guys are
6 days ago
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this man assaulted and nearly killed several brave New York City police officers and you think that’s funny?
6 days ago
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several nypd officers were injured during the course of their duties in a kinetic incident involving pillows of unknown origin in an altercation between individuals gathered for the purpose of “NY Pillow Fight” this is dangerous and unacceptable behavior and will not be tolerated
6 days ago
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Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
6 days ago
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mayor mamdanny must denounce and imprison the snowball violence against police Americans or he is no better than isis or Hamas
6 days ago
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This is the neutral good version of the Tyler the creator how the fuck is cyber bullying real tweet (which is ofc chaotic neutral)
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6 days ago
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Day after the storm : overall people did an amazing job of shoveling their shit everyone who didn’t tho you all are FUCKED because the foot of snow is now compressed into 3 inches of demonic ice
7 days ago
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traveling back in time to yassify baby hitler
7 days ago
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been telling my wife all about the the lady who I saw piss on the train today I keep bringing it up for the past 24 hrs but she still hasn't taken the hint
7 days ago
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just had to have "the talk" with my father (everything on Facebook is AI slop)
7 days ago
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Can’t wait to see Ben affleck spilling this all over himself
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8 days ago
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holding kash’s little legs so he can do a keg stand
8 days ago
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oh no I’m Irrelevant because I’m posting on bluesky not Twitter jokes on u I’m a middle aged man I’m irrelevant anyway
8 days ago
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8 days ago
Kash Patel: this is what we do baby!!!!!! ::spraying miller lite around the team usa locker room:: Savannah Guthrie’s mom: hellloooooo i’m dying
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Bryant park pure gym has fallen
8 days ago
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