they tortured someone to death

woke up this morning with "roland the headless thompson gunner" stuck in my head again youtu.be/RpTCjFxCckM?...

"With my tax plan this murderous blight on society will still have the wealth of a small nation state" I don't want to hear that. I don't want this guys wealth to be largely untouched. If we're doing this we're doing this.

they should break this website permanently. free us

Tired: bluesky is dying because people wont suck off centrist neolib parasites Wired: bluesky is dying because every 3rd time you try to log in the website is completely broken because morons who run this place coded it with AI snake oil

The Manger Babies' faith has been rewarded!

smdh

There are people who have dedicated careers or even just their personalities to downgrading Steph Curry as a basketball player. What a bunch of dorks

Steph Curry. still decent.

gas pump ahegao posting

JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me

JOHN BROWN: if I burn in righteous hellfire so be it. But I believe it is my sacred duty to cleave you in two with this here blade. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUYS: being impolite to the police is the main problem in the country

Jack Black in “the cable guy” looks exactly how zoomers dress now

Showing up to an arson festival with a hat that says "no fires"

oh really did a senior us official say that?

not sure i understand why this trader joe’s cherry cola prebiotic soda needs agave, cane sugar, stevia and monk fruit

It’s missing a “secure the perimeter”

🙄🙄🙄

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

ALL GOO, NO EGG

this tree of liberty is awfully thirsty but I’m out of ideas

Why is it that everybody with a John Brown pic in their avi is a centrist dork?

need the ai bubble to burst if only so every fucking ad and billboard in sf isn’t for some bullshit ai sales product

🎶Out on the field today I saw a Grateful Dead roadie and his son ball shag🎶

one of the ball boys at this giants game is an ex dead roadie and the other is his son lol

i want trump to kick it while im at a valks game tbh

beer and hot dog stadium vendors should be paid more than CEOs

/Joanna Newsom voice

feels like 120 degrees out here in the bleachers

found @joshposting.bsky.social

We are excited to announce Midis for Minnesota, an upcoming crossword pack by Minnesota constructors. Proceeds will support immigrant families in Minnesota who have been impacted by ICE activity. Pack will be released in late April. A preview puzzle by Zhouqin Burnikel is available now.

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

"The metric of deciding who is a legitimate target 'in effect counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, according to several administration officials, unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent.'” from an article on US drone policy post-9/11

Nickelodeon | Nick News (2020) | December 15, 2021; 7:30pm

Jesus emerging from the tomb and dabbing triumphantly

I found the 1 game Cueto & Lincecum pitched against each other. youtu.be/RjEtQzHlO20?...

I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”

imagine a world where children were respected and we gave a shit about them

Make that 4 now - Arizona getting palindromed by the same score

Weirdly I've grabbed three of these in this tournament and they've all had the same score

San Bernardino County is home to some of America’s most desolate places, some of which are completely abandoned. “Worst” doesn’t even encompass the post-societal decay on offer.

turned off the giants game when he started making this face at me

again if this counts as reading a book I read a hundred books every year via Wikipedia synopses

giants better get their shit together for the game tomorrow since im gonna be there