from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from: [email protected] to: [email protected] wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

It should not be hard to run against the guys who want to ban advil. Elder millennial bloc alone.

Epstein emails are written like this

this quote from Lula is one of the most dangerous things a politician has ever said, because every time i read it, i immediately crave a piece of picanha and a cold beer more than anything else in this world

Literary Chinese for Pedophile Rulers: 嘉靖壬寅年，宮婢相結行弑，用繩係上喉，翻布塞上口，以數人踞上腹絞之，已垂絕矣。 In the ren-yin year of Jiajing, palace girls conspired to commit regicide by strangling the Emperor with a rope, gagging him, and getting several girls to sit on his chest to suffocate him until he was nearly dead.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Email signature of a psychopath

bluesky says i can’t say how i really feel about this man but i’m thinking it loudly

lmao Amy Schumer wiped her Instagram of everything but a “look at me in a nice dress” post. Pathetic.

A “posting strike for Sarah Kendzior” could finally be the addition by subtraction that gives this website the juice it needs

(dr manhattan voice) it's 2015. i'm reading a sarah kendzior post against my will. it's 2025. i'm reading a sarah kendzior post against my will

found the target audience of this article

Obviously these people are, on a literal, factual level, insane. But it's interesting to think about this in terms of what it suggests about the actual function of bus fares and similar user fees: to keep undesirable people out of public spaces.

If I had evidence implicating the federal government and their rich enablers in a global scheme to sexually abuse children, I would not release that evidence in a series of strategic lore drops like it was an ARG

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

We just need to overthrow the systems we have and get kind humane politics in place so I can spend my online time doing kremlinology about klay & Megan thee stallion being secretly married

We stand on the shoulders of giants

free BART marketing idea: "we don't have waymos in the transbay tube"

Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference

This why this man shooting like garbage right now and I’m not mad at him

The democrats “Protecting bill Clinton and his legacy” c2025 as a motivation for protecting the sitting American GOP president who is overseeing military occupation of US cities w masked secret policy, concentration camps from shared connection to best friend King Pedophile is a great USA final act

I take it all back!!! UTF-8 was a mistake! A miiiiiistaaaaaake!!!!!

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Updating the "everyone is 12" theorem to add "everyone is 12 and can't read"

Oh is a lightsbowl happening

The government getting economic data from DoorDash is a thing I would dream about and then go “wait was that real or in my dream” around 2 hrs after waking up

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

🎉 lost by less than 30 points 🎉

it’s fuckin dweeb night across the nba with all these military themed halftime shows

Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

paying tribute

what in the 1940s is this weird ass halftime show at okc. it’s giving christian burlesque

"As of February, 5,671 inmates were on waiting lists for educational programs, highlighting the demand that far surpasses DOC’s capacity..." virginiamercury.com/2025/11/11/q...

"horse and pony are essentially the same word" oh my god america is stupid to it's fucking core

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

i totally get why people fangirl over timberline lodge now. we used to make shit in this country!!!!

Palestinians and those who study Palestine and those who sympathize with Palestinians need not apply

i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape

typical library conference in 2025: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and AI; egg bacon and AI; egg bacon sausage and AI; AI bacon sausage and AI; AI egg AI AI bacon and AI www.cni.org/events/membe...

When UC issued the TPM policy, it was obvious that it would be used to silence protest and dissent on campuses. A cardboard bug to protest racists and fascists coming to campus is now “felony vandalism” is evidence that the Free Speech Movement is just campus marketing now and not our values.

hm. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_kni...

On three-cueing...damn. Ow

ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web" bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first