There are lots of good songs but only a handful of perfect ones.

I only was told to stop shouting once when he asked for a show of hands on who thinks everyone who came across the southern border since 2020 should have to go through the legal process. My loudly asserted response was that they were fucking arresting people at hearings.

Here we go

Let’s get dressed cute and then go yell at our congressperson

Linda would like all y'all to know she's being very brave about the storm happening right now.

Basketball? Never heard of her!

Skirt steak. Pants chicken. Leggings salmon. Jorts turkey. Sweatpants lamb.

Not on Wagon Wednesday!!

Gonna start a grain transport business and call it Haulin Oats

some lessons you only need to learn once

There is an ocean of incredible Rickey Henderson stories, but my favorite will always be when the A’s accounting department couldn’t reconcile cash by $1 million and it was because Rickey had earned that as a bonus and framed the check instead of cashing it.

if Bayern somehow score another goal i will post full feet on main.

Kvaratskhelia cooking Bayern down the left wing. Usually when someone from Georgia is going this fast it's on Interstate 75 behind the wheel of a Hellcat

A PSG player being sent off would give this second leg a delicious amount of spice.

140 seconds in and PSG are up 1-0 6-4 on aggregate

it’ll probably take me months to get from my house to the theater to see the new Odyssey movie

Jane Fonda’s favorite ex-husband has passed away at the age of 87.

I did everything right and still slept terribly! Couldn’t get temperature right. Awful lucid dreams. I demand to speak to the sleep manager. (It’s me.)

In bed. Skincare done. Bob Ross on. Cricket feeting. 🥰🥰

Absolutely go see the thread replies to this for more. 👏 All that's probably missing are the theme appropriate Elysium/Hereafter (just bc not in the format). 😉

No thoughts. Only vibes.

You said forever now I scroll alone past your skeet

Honk louder. I’m listening to Michael Bolton’s ballad version of “Captain Jack Sparrow”

It will never make sense to me that VAR can check whether something is a penalty or not while completely ignoring the obvious error of giving a corner instead of a goal kick.

Jan Oblak has been Atleti’s keeper since 1989

Beans #beans

Why’s it called "buying stocks during intercourse with a woman" and not "inside her trading"

I try to not engage with Data Center Discourse (most of which I wholeheartedly agree with, btw) but I do think there’s a distinction that’s lost when referring to every data center project as an “AI Data Center” regardless of size, intended use, or jobs/economic impact in the immediate area.

AWWWOOOOOOOOO

Just give the ball to Julius and let him play bully ball.

Conley with a DAGGER

WHAT IS THIS A FOURTH QUARTER FOR ANTS

The two high set with Edwards and Randle at the free throw line is so hard to stop

Juan Travolta

Finally someone I know

Does anyone need anything

[Shows up to the Met Gala in a Darryl Strawberry jersey] Oh that Met

did not see myself arguing about progressive income taxes with my COO on an otherwise normal Monday, and yet here we are.

I’ve watched this probably ten times today. Everything about it is beautiful.

Rudy is a tenacious fighter who’s always stood up for what he believes in even against overwhelming opposition. Like so many visionaries he is mocked and diminished by pundits and anonymous online trolls alike, but I hope in this most daunting hour he can pull through like he has so many times.

[My brain on a very serious work call in which I am expected to contribute] I QUIT THE TEAM BUT BELIEVE I’M BALLIN WANT A VERSE PUT UP A STACK OR QUIT CALLIN

I just saw a dance video on TikTok that I might not ever recover from

Threads can actually be fun if used for its intended purpose (streamlined reddit)

I was gonna ask for directions to where your mom lives, but nvm. I found it.

Happy May the Fourth to the best Super Bowl commercial ever aired youtu.be/qpL_DcT6ko8?...

When you just Need a snack Know that God's Got your back Reggiano

When you just Need a snack Know that God's Got your back Reggiano

Neither team can skate away disappointed. I thought they played so well together even if it was a little awkward to find the right angles.