My hand is looking veiny as heck

Hey @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov See below. I voted for both of you. Do your jobs.

I could eat a falafel right now.

Left voicemails for Ossoff, Warnock, and McCormick this morning, all saying the exact same thing: if every member of this administration isn’t impeached, then Congress has abdicated its responsibility as an equal branch of government, and the Constitution is effectively moot.

Up late and down bad

Get to espn if you want to see a fight

Sure looked like that wake DB went right for the leg.

WAKE BABY YOU GOTTA BLOCK ON THE XP

It's gotta be hard for noted turf science school Mississippi State to play on this shiny green no padding indoor outdoor basement carpet tonight.

Refuses to let me love on her.

CBS News is less useful than turn signals on a BMW.

* stare at the blank page before them * open up the dirty window * let the sun illuminate the words that they cannot find

getting your car first date clean is a nice way to be productive and reset the mood if you have some free time

We have now moved onto “I Can’t Make You Love Me“ by Bonnie Raitt. Just speedrunning feelings today.

When Lane calls her "Kim" and not "Coach" in bed

At my old Starbucks in the city and no one recognizes me :(

I feel bad because my brother in law is having a tough week at work and personally and I am systematically dismantling him in our chess game.

"Just following up on that project we discussed in early December."

🎶 it's Friday, I'm in love 🎶

Ole Miss is undefeated since Zohran Mamdani was sworn in.

I better see this same energy and commitment for Texas State and Rice in the Armed Forces Bowl tomorrow.

What a dang day of sports

WHAT'D I TELL Y'ALL

Lol they're gonna get one more play

There is still time to fit one more dumb in here.

Too much time?

All PI offense remains undefeated

That was Cristobal-esque

🎶 first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Westside when we ride, come equipped with game 🎶

When they're out of Peppermint Zyn

That guy who scored for Ole Miss is a 35 year old with a mortgage.

Georgia seems to be finding success in the slowest possible counter plays run behind 850 pounds of angry lineman and tight end.

Again I will never understand using a timeout to save five yards on first and ten in the third quarter. Who cares about five yards!! The timeout is infinitely more valuable late in the game.

Austin Mack is really sticking his neck out for Alabama.

"Just following up on that project we discussed in early December."

My entire hall at Virginia Tech was from Pittsburgh, and this describes them all perfectly.

Nobody's talking about this, but I think it's notable that Alabama is a traditional powerhouse while Indiana has a very limited history of football success.

The lads defended absolutely brilliantly. Roefs was massive. A point against one of the best teams in the world. Still unbeaten at the Stadium of Light. #safc

Me Texas Tech 🤝 Not scoring in 2026

Why would TT not decline that penalty?

The end zone continues to be lava in Miami.

Remember that you can measure 2026 any way you want - daylights - sunsets - midnights - cups of coffee - inches - miles - laughter - strife

Taking submissions for 2026 resolutions to add to my list (have more sex and euchre than I did in 2025 (none))

turn your alarms off if you had them on, beloveds 💋