[Through gritted teeth] usa usa

Oh boy

Henderson just kilt that ball.

A quick math shortcut to figure out how many games are in a single elimination tournament: you need enough games for every team to lose once except one or, put another way, teams in field - 1 68 teams -> 67 games 💫 the more you know

Bros reunited

This Purdue kid can ball but his beard shape is unsettling.

When someone asks what my family is like

The horrors persist, but so do I.

Respect to Latin American airports that make you walk through the duty free mall to get to the gates.

This breakfast with “chili sesame drizzle” is liquid molten hot.

This game has graduated from dumb to INCREDIBLE

OH MY GOD AUSTIN REAVES

I don't understand Nikola Jokic. That pass from the right sideline to the left corner is just unreal.

This Lakers Nuggets game is so incredibly dumb (complimentary)

Me after posting the stupidest possible thing on here and getting the first like.

Search your camera roll for hell

With Gatorade out of a camelbak

Fairy tale shit.

Max Bowman was born 5 and a half years after Arsenal's last title

Store pup, Anglican church, cute lil cars on St. Barts

My haiku review of St. Barts: A whole island built On people with more money Than any kind of taste

✅ everything in French ✅ tiny truck ✅ driver smoking a cig

She's a 10 but celebrates pi day in Europe on the 22nd of July

Thinking about her.

Being on a boat in the Caribbean does not make me wish I were rich and could have a boat here. It makes me want to play Sid Meier's Pirates!

If I had $100M I would just buy a lower league soccer team instead of a yacht but that's just me.

they scheduled a 9 a.m. massage for me, which I’m sure will be lovely but feels very early

I'll put on a real shirt but I draw the line at tucking it in

Another company happy hour to be asked if I drink and the answer is "I do drink just not around y'all"

This is how I access Bluesky

Snack time

One of the first things I ever put in the wild 🙂

Tom Goggliotta

Sitting out on the balcony looking up and out at the stars. Crazy to think that they are light years away and yet we're made of the same stuff.

Hooting. Hollering.

“Crime. Boy I don’t know.”

Everywhere should have complimentary champagne imho imvho

sorry for wanting to keep you alive. I’m mostly just looking out for the shareholders.

New title of my autobiography just dropped

Special shout out to the guy wearing a powder blue Kruk jersey with Mexican flags patched all over it.

I have seen an alarming number of Phillies jerseys walking around San Juan

Dawn

Delaying coworker interaction as long as possible.

Everywhere should have complimentary champagne imho imvho

Did not have Beautiful Driver on my bingo card and yet

I worry this joke went over a lot of heads on instagram