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Mr Sunshine on my Goddamn Shoulders John Denver

It is worth noting that Pulisic was defending where Trusty would have been if he had two working ankles.

If you had told me we'd have six points from the group stage I would've taken it 100 of 100 times.

Well shoot

Right in the zendejas

still in the weeds an hour later, i am making muffins asbestos i can 💋

If he had scored there I would've lost my goddamn mind

If anyone asks you to explain offside just point to wherever Tim Weah is and says "that's offside"

Sebastian didn't Flounder

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PUT WEAH ON THE RIGHT

They've got a flat back five. Why are we funneling everything to the middle by inverting wingers?

The straight girls in the group chat

If Joe Scally has no haters then I and all of my ghosts are dead.

Welp

2 worlds 1 cup

What if we made an entire team out of Weston McKinnies

DELCO'S OWN AUSTON TRUSTY

WOOOOOO

YEAH BITCH USA USA USA

Should've made a boooooiiinnngggg sound

(ross, if he was a web developer) we were on a <br>

My birthday is coming up in 11 months just FYI

Love 2 get texts from my niece

On a work call, I said we’re completing a remediation project “asbestos we can” and not one person laughed.

That is me and Maria on the corner thinking of ways to make it better

This Ecuador 4-4-2 where the fullbacks push higher than the wingers is chaotic (complimentary)

If you get fouled and score a goal it should be a +1 where you get a shot from the top of the D

Tori Penso has been great in this tournament, but that was a *bad* missed foul on Germany's goal and I can't quite figure out why VAR didn't help.

Work break

You have fined your last young cannibal

You’ve millied your last vanilli

When it comes to air conditioning discourse, I think everyone needs to cool it.

On a work call, I said we’re completing a remediation project “asbestos we can” and not one person laughed.

Another Linda timeline cleanse

10:46am and I’ve already eaten both of my snacks.

I have to monitor this nonsense for my job and even I need to tap the sign for myself today doing what you can in your lane is the most important thing to stave off feelings of helplessness AND make actual change for the better

My adoptive hometown

not Naz Reid NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Impressive array of warning lights on my neighbor's 1926 Kia Sorrento

PM Dawn maybe could’ve written King Lear, but Shakespeare never could’ve written “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”

Petey nighttime checklist ✅ wake up at 3:15 to go out ✅ vibe walk around the backyard for ten minutes without doing anything ✅ walk through the only muddy part of the yard ✅ throw a fit bc I had to wipe his paws & he hates being touched ✅ wake up at 3:45 to go out ✅ pee ✅ walk through mud again

SCOTLAND NOOOO

PM Dawn maybe could’ve written King Lear, but Shakespeare never could’ve written “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”

Could not figure out who Lucas Paquetá looked like, then it hit me during the national anthem

Expand fuckin MARTA