Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
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Find me at Whole Foods, bitch. Atlanta-ish
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Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
12 months ago
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SCOTLAND NOOOO
about 3 hours ago
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PM Dawn maybe couldâve written King Lear, but Shakespeare never couldâve written âSet Adrift on Memory Blissâ
about 3 hours ago
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Could not figure out who Lucas PaquetĂĄ looked like, then it hit me during the national anthem
about 3 hours ago
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Could not figure out who Lucas PaquetĂĄ looked like, then it hit me during the national anthem
about 3 hours ago
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Expand fuckin MARTA
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about 9 hours ago
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about 10 hours ago
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I saved so much money on food that I could afford to finally finish that basement.
about 11 hours ago
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Damnit. âStudio (Age) 54â was right there.
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about 11 hours ago
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Motivation to work is so low that billionaires are designing submarines just to get near it
about 12 hours ago
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Prime Day review: 6: not prime 24: not prime 246: not prime 624: not prime 2026: not prime 6,242,026: not prime 2,462,026: not prime
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about 13 hours ago
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Cutting out lines for my friends
about 13 hours ago
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Yes I have always been a huge Colombia fan
about 22 hours ago
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1 day ago
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sOcCeR iS sO bOrInG
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UP IN THE AIRY KANE
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1 day ago
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GHANA WHAT YOU DOING BB
1 day ago
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Ghana playing 3 deep and England Kirk Cousins-ing their way down the field
1 day ago
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OY ITâS ARRY KANE
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âI learned that the laws of physics prohibit anything from moving faster through space than the speed of light with one exception: space, itself, can expand even faster than the light it contains.â âOkay great. Did anyone have any lessons learned specifically related to the project?â
1 day ago
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huck mason
1 day ago
oh my god
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Guy at work just did a rare triple "circle back" describing the progress on a project heâs working on
1 day ago
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They say sex is like riding a bike which makes sense because I have not been on a bike in a while.
1 day ago
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Linda timeline cleanse
1 day ago
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Imagine creating AI Teddy Roosevelt and him being so pissed about it even in death that heâs waiting for you on the banks of the River Styx just to deliver an afterlife-altering ass beating.
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1 day ago
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Prime Day review: 6: not prime 23: prime 236 (euro style): not prime 623: not prime 2,026: not prime 6,232,026: not prime 2,362,026: not prime
1 day ago
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Listening to Bushâs âGlycerineâ while picking up poop in the backyard.
1 day ago
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Genuinely cannot wait to talk to my Puerto Rican work friend just to hear him say Giannis Antetokounmpo.
1 day ago
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Damn man there are two whole hours between 6:30 and 8:30 to get things done before the world comes alive.
1 day ago
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My favorite thing About my favorite thing (the moon) Is that it makes me think Of my second favorite thing (Your butt)
2 days ago
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Made a sappy post about my dad and forgot to post my favorite father's day thought
1 day ago
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If you are in line to be traded for Giannis Antetokounmpo STAY IN LINE
2 days ago
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WHAAAAAA
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2 days ago
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My favorite thing About my favorite thing (the moon) Is that it makes me think Of my second favorite thing (Your butt)
2 days ago
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Starting to wonder if Messiâs comp isnât actually Michael Jordan but Wilt Chamberlain
2 days ago
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Iâll never forget the second half of the champions league final against Manchester United at Wembley. Messi was 23, but it was obvious that he was the best player on the field and the best player in the world. Ferdinand and Vidic couldnât stop him. Carrick and Giggs couldnât catch him.
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2 days ago
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When I think about Messi and his career, I immediately remember this team. It still is unbelievable that they ever lost a match.
2 days ago
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And again
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2 days ago
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Reports of âMessi bad nowâ may have been premature.
2 days ago
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They're widening a road near the house, and this morning they dug a Big Hole. I really want to go see the Big Hole.
2 days ago
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Keir Starmed
3 days ago
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âHold up, Iâm doing a drug deal out behind Walgreens.â The pharmacist in the drive thru: đ
3 days ago
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Missing him today but feeling thankful I had the best dad I could've ever asked for. The best gift he gave me was a front row seat to watching him love my mom and my sister. I aspire to his patience and kindness every day.
3 days ago
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Missing him today but feeling thankful I had the best dad I could've ever asked for. The best gift he gave me was a front row seat to watching him love my mom and my sister. I aspire to his patience and kindness every day.
3 days ago
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If the Saudis are lucky this will end up a manita. If not it could be 7 or 8
3 days ago
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cargo shorts imply the existence of truckstop pants.
3 days ago
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This butterfly has never once skipped leg day
3 days ago
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Meet me at the nursery for an asskicking or a Japanese Maple.
3 days ago
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On this Father's Day, please remember that a joke turns into a dad joke when it finally becomes apparent.
3 days ago
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This would make an incredible father's day gift if you're in a bind today.
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4 days ago
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