ain’t told a joke in my life

the year is 2006. my country is at war. I’m going to an emo show tonight. the year is 2026. my country is at war. I’m going to an emo show tonight.

🎶 my man, my man, my man, my baby my baybay 🎶

in light of this CMS announcement, a plug for ADW Diabetes, which is where I found the most affordable diabetes supplies when I was paying fully out of pocket for my cats’ glucose monitoring, syringes etc. Code LC5 used to take 5% off at checkout; still might. www.adwdiabetes.com?gad_source=1...

someone sensed me seething, approached me like this, sat down, and tooted thanks, bud

no fate painful enough. no hell hot enough.

breaking glass for emergency vibe reset: golden puppies and proud mama

Kevin came back at 9:27—standard Montana workday starts at 8—and immediately resumed parking lot patrol

a formal invitation @brigit.bsky.social

the audacity to walk into a public defender office and request our assistance narcing on people parking in our lot lmfao

the last best place’s finest for one and two: huckleberries and thimbleberries

I do not know how our sweet baby angel tech providers handle a single training of a bunch of lawyers without literally biting someone

greetings from orbit

to the man standing in the coffee hut drive through line with a light jacket, a cigarette, and an empty ceramic mug in this 8° wind chill you dropped this 👑

thinking so fondly of this while listening to LOVER GIRL

I, too, would look this smug if I were this perfect

someone cut me off but they had this sticker so they are not only forgiven but also blessed on their journey

The Percocet & Stripper Joint

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

HDYGH, All Things Considered? Bill Siemering, the creative mind behind National Public Radio's vision statement and its iconic afternoon show, talks the path from a one room schoolhouse to beginning a radio program that would become a cultural touchstone. open.spotify.com/episode/3oT0...

Roses are red Stem held between teeth I ordered us takeout but it's

I have been worried sick all week about Winnie’s checkup today only to be told she’s literally getting healthier with age thanks to changes we’ve made 😭

the way I am SCREAMING

happy friday!

feels like we’re all emotionally or physically hungover, resulting in poopy vibes here, have a pic that makes me laugh every time I see it

Lots of cool non lawyer jobs too! www.fd.org/employment/v...

if you ever wanted to be a federal defender, boy howdy do I have good news for you. everywhere is hiring fd.org

he lo

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Y’all remember when Jeremy Shelley changed his jersey number to 5 after the BCSNCG in which he scored 15/21 points? I sure do roll tide

BREAKING: I finally stopped crying

Okay I hate the de aging shit but Dr Ian Malcolm streaming love island was specifically targeted to me

mew and persian tied for 1 btw

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the way I gasped in delight when he had the original Puerto Rican flag my heart is overflowing for everyone who saw themselves represented and loved tonight ❤️🤍🩵

CHINGA LA MIGRA 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

ticket resolved ✅

I am DELIGHTED

I am bored. Bring me the bunny.

happy mandatory girl dinner to all who observe

Buzzed! At the art auction

if you see me outside when the new juvenile is playing, no you didn’t

“There’s a LEAK” just went platinum in this house 😭

saw aurora irl and backpacked gunsight pass with a night at Sperry Chalet, the latter being harder to book than anything else I’ve tried in my life

I need to retract the positive things I said about golden retrievers’ intelligence the other day. Russet just swallowed a dental chew nearly whole, like a python

Judge Blackwell dropping banger after banger in this one

I had just gotten done saying it was a Kong toy and should last longer than usual when I heard a ripping sound

Of course, when you are arguing against toddlers representing themselves in immigration court, you may have gained an inaccurate view of your own skills.

there's something better past all this, pic is related