Look at this. Incredible stuff.

dying at the airplane repo man wearing a phillies city connect hat

The radio host said Hakeem Jeffries should "get [his] cotton-picking hands off of Virginia" And this Republican congressmember, Jen Kiggans, enthusiastically replied "That’s right. Ditto, yes, yes to that” Retire bitch

Y’all say hi to the newest member of the extended Shuthound pack, now happily residing in Memphis

Genuinely funny that Alito just wrote a whole opinion making clear that the only thing Republicans have to do to gerrymander Black people out of electoral existence is say "this is about politics, not race," and then this genius is like CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THAT DISTRICT??

Me studiously preparing to record the new longest episode in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social history

it's Sunnymas y'all

another perfect Fullcast ™

boy howdy, watching who decides to fall for the Kiffin thing *again* sure is something

Disappointed (but not surprised) to see the edges of where NPR’s reporting on Andrew Morse stops. Hope somebody paints a fuller picture of what happened at the AJC before he scuttles back to his comfy New York enclave!

You want Black women to do the socio emotional moral and value work of this country ... but you don't want to compensate them ... you don't want to empower them... you dont want to platform them

Hey if you’re looking for the Worst Vibes in the World I found it for you

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Unexpected Edmund Fitzgerald related social takedown:

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

before you reply with a correction to someone's joke consider "making your own joke to tell literally any other person"

if you’re not a sports person and have never gotten to Remember Some Guys: this is what it’s like

Buddy Carter has the only campaign ad narrator who remotely understands the assignment, which is extra funny since Buddy Carter himself sounds like Lil Gideon

lol, got me

POWER MOVE

Walt Disney visiting the "Sound of Music" set:

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

I think I saw Sex Garden supporting Gnome Ban at the Water Rats in 2003

Happy Mother’s Day to the reason I’m like this

Happy Mother's Day!

Meanwhile, Paige is on hour 3 of doing the dougie at a gospel brunch

Sometimes people will really surprise you! This is not one of those times!

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

“Violence may not be the answer, but it’s an excellent lesson plan.”

Imagine being a normal human at the Sesame Street beauty shop and having your muppet stylist ask if you want your eyebrows done or your upper lip waxed. I'd be upset.

A very Happy Mother's Day from all of us at CPSC!

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social love the image in the @newap-georgia.bsky.social email. Long live MSPaint.

Every time someone states what ought to be, people rush to the mentions to explain that it won't happen, and now I am talking to those people, and I want to be very clear: YOU are the reason it won't happen. Every time you say that you are taking energy away from "should" and reinforcing "is."

I have no illusions of getting it back, but my stolen iPad Air (2023 model) had a light pink base and apple pencil with it. The serial number is D6PPFVQC6K I'm trawling FB marketplace but if anyone ever sees an iPad Air with that ^ serial number for sale second hand, I want them to know it's stolen

Man, I wonder what Bigfoot is up to right now.

Was briefly hesitant to add this to the pile, but credit where it’s due: This is how you write a headline

save the bees

I am so close to running for office just so I can insult people I don't like on national television.

The thing about Rick Jackson is I don’t even think he’d be useful if milled into a paste. Very crumbly. Zero nutritional value but not in the fun way

darby fallin

why don't you just say "I want a bunch of people to quote tweet me because ive got the Sickness." i don't demand that other people tell me their insane opinions. i put the work in. i follow and befriend insane people and i harvest their delusions naturally

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

Gillespie Florists off 10th and Raceway in Indianapolis continue to honor my mother AND provide a safe arrangement for the Noble Senator should he attempt to eat it. Again.

Mom lives in rural Ypsilanti but the local shop in town still delivered. Even threw in some peonies to celebrate their anniversary since they got hitched in the Ann Arbor peony garden

im sorry, aggie has a pitcher named FRESHCORN

fuckin a right we are, let’s see em

We did THREE THINGS this week at @channel6.bsky.social, hello free subscribers, you get me yelling about why The Odyssey movie probably got the very horny main character all wrong channel-6.ghost.io/trl-i-am-hau...

Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.