Wait this is the extended version 😂

Our job is for each of us to find our lane and fight like hell to help them lose as quickly as possible in order to save as many lives as possible.

this is also why I am on here talking about books & art & generally entertaining folks with my chaos anctics. this is not a brief period of resistance on the path to resuming normal. while I hope life is not always quite this frazzling, this is my task for the rest of my days. joy & spite.

Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

YOUR TATERS ARE TOO MASHED, BRO, YOU HAVE TO STOP

@kleinman.bsky.social lmaooooo

There is a tremendous opportunity for a brand new generation of media outlets to rise up right now because many news outlets that spent decades painstakingly building their credibility are seeing it torched by bootlickers with incredible speed.

Also, the culmination of Jeff Landry’s NOTICE ME SENPAI campaign being that he’s getting shipped to the ass end of the Earth is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

It’s actually amazing how many frauds are on this list lol

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

given it a lot of thought over the past 15 minutes and I’ve decided watching Emmet Otter on anything larger than a 16” screen is inappropriate. Alice Otter is unsettling at this scale

men what is preventing you from

making myself emotional imagining what it must be like for him to know he never has to be out in the cold ever again

LOL "Bari killed this meticulous story because it was unfavorable to the Trump administration" is literally the story they're giving to their stenographer

It looks like it's been scrubbed from every official 60 Minutes page now. It's only a 30-second promo but here it is if you didn't get a chance to see it.

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social forgot you were in this

(in an otherworldly rasp) THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL

Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way

Solar noon shadows in Anchorage on the winter solstice.

Had what could have been a hilarious mishap with the nephews in church

Just for that, we're doing three G5 playoff teams next year. Keep crying and we'll make it four - Pete Golding ascends into the ranks of coaches who have more playoff wins than Lane Kiffin - A&M/OU meltdown contest - Ferris State and Iowa Western, heirs to Saban's throne - Master Chief is here

manos hands of fate prequel

Visited my brother at his new house and I thought we had found some weird shit while renovating but it appears he’s got me beat

thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social for the knowledge that the famous idaho potato bowl on monday shows the date of the game in french fry form on its website

It is time 😌

I’m just glad we all agree that Duke should’ve been in the playoff

Merry Christmas Louvre of Bluesky, I still believe in you

Indeed it is, its the most important 40 for 40 of the season open.spotify.com/episode/4vC1...

everybody hush, service is starting early this morning

You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth I would cry to

Congrats you “own” the Raiders One the worst teams in the National football league And what did you do all this for? Who you sharing it with? Gone and cry son

I’m vomiting colors I didn’t know lived in me

showtime at the appalled STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/Wcx3dZ... LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc... TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS

I’m in favor of right wing influencers challenging real boxers to beat them senseless. Never been a boxing fan but if this becomes a trend it might change my mind.

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

the zoom out was 🤌

well that’s festive

can I say something

tulane averaging 8 yards per play in the first half before just losing the war of attrition is not really a good reason, to me, to boot G5 teams. where was this when UGA slaughtered michigan and TCU, or alabama put ____ in a chokehold, or LSU scoring a million on oklahoma. this is what it is

i dont even get slandering them for getting killed when 1) first half was just the nature of high leverage plays imo. open field performance was almost identical but redzone was a disaster 2) there are rarely competitive CFP games in the first place. even when it was 4 teams! its the same thing

Oregon uni roulette comes up STRONG tonight

FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there

🫡

It’s an epidemic

Welcome to the second year of casual CFB watchers leaving the TV on ABC, assuming the FCS playoff game is the big game, while the FBS playoff game on HBO dot info or whatever must be the relatively minor one Here's the neat part this time: They're right

Redacted Centerville, SD

We got the Elko fist in the air right as going into the half 0-0.