Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Democrats need to win the comment war on AllRecipes dot com

What absolute fucking idiots lol. Good for them.

Pachapo, the mascot of the Japan Swimming Federation, is a spherical water goblin (kappa).

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Hey man do you mind if I repeat your own post back to you only not funny

MY FRIENDS: have you heard the Good News news.utk.edu/2026/03/26/s...

“Yeah, I’m thinking you’re up” — Sunny, in a note-perfect John Wick impression that somehow still sounds like Janice from the Muppets, every morning, forever #hiSunny

I have the stomach to say one more thing: as meaningful as what students saw in response to their protests (repression) is what they didn't (US shifting away from support for genocide). describing this as *their* failure as opposed to the supposed adults in the room is a joke and not the funny kind

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

they are about to do something so stupid with troops in the middle east that it is legitimately hard to watch

Fetterma’am

absolutely the fuck not, sis

“Where are all the campus protesters?” Fucking El Salvador, probably, because of people like you

why do they call it the Atlantic when none of the writers are sharks or anemones

We need to be making more noise about how we will, if trusted with power, use the arm of the state to claw every time back and, where possible, put oathbreaking scoundrels like Flynn in prison.

Unassailable tbh

Yeah, unpopular take but the fact that different people take different meaning from art is not its failing but its purpose. Part of what makes art art is that the audience completes the work in their mind. If you deny them the option, however holy your intent, you've made something other than art.

he’s more slick of a liar than rfk jr., but he’s still entirely full of shit

I have thought a lot over the past couple years about him pulling into an imaginary parking space between Mulkey and BK, and then just exhaling a four-minute sigh before he can even get out of the car

Here's the first cut of our story with a gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/t...

Spencer made these, don't yell at me

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An Englishman tried to fight Reacher. Also, when you become a billionaire, what will you buy just to ruin on purpose?

HELP

JOHN KENNEDY: Well, Ted, we gave it the old college try, but sometimes it don’t matter how good you are at milking cows or fighting bulls if what you’re doing is fighting cows and milking bulls TED CRUZ: [checking Texas weather forecasts] the hordes mustn’t obstruct my terminal

nothing but respect for our first woman president

Bitch?

Show’s up

hashtag unitary executive

it is fascinating to watch this bill all come due at once. pickle-brained Discourse Types convinced themselves she had mass appeal because they personally liked her brand of bullshit and never understood that the propaganda that works on them is not broadly appealing.

something to always ask yourself before you end up doing that: “did you forget this is a grown ass man?”

Gonna be wild when a recession hits and they're still not hitting their numbers taskandpurpose.com/news/army-en...

It’s always a good time to read this book, but now more than ever.

My hot take is that James Harden would’ve had a better career if he had gone to a place like Cleveland or Salt Lake City earlier

this is my district, i voted today, the Democrat was outspent literally and this is not an exaggeration 10x to 15x by the Republicans who were running TV ads every 15 minutes of the county sheriff saying the D candidate was a literal criminal while the D campaign couldn't even afford yard signs

Never unmute the post, you were always right the first time

look I don't want to count my chickens or downplay the extent to which the right has fascist aspirations. but if the GOP had an unassailable, undetectable election rigging strategy - or the juice to openly do the detectable kind - you do kind of suspect they would've started here

So far in 2026, Democrats have flipped legislative seats in: Arkansas New Hampshire Texas Florida (today) That adds to their 2025 gains: Dems flipped seats in Iowa, Mississippi, & Pennsylvania specials, plus in New Jersey and Virginia's regular elections. GOP has flipped 0 seats over that period.

Oh FUCK this

another perfect Fullcast ™

I’m at ICE HQ

Baby bear tax 😍

i’m working on a new persona called The Joke Doctor. when someone who’s never heard of me posts a joke i’ll reply with “The doctor is in…..” and then rewrite their joke by replacing its subject with a word it kind of sounds like. then i’ll sign off the post with “Fixed it for ya……”

You're not a Hufflepuff, you're 42 and supporting a TERF

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hey how bout you suspend that shit forever Delta