Look the thing is I bet that blend bangs

do it, Lane, people will tell you not to but you should do it

Jimmy Sexton's finest work. Greatest agent of our time.

Counterpoint: LA in November is infinitely superior to State College at basically any time of year

It’s 2025 and David Byrne doing “Life During Wartime” live still whips youtu.be/PNmcF6eRE7w?...

"Urban elites in Tulsa" is a great microcosm of the contradictions in US politics

"Yeah, I'm going to a better party down the road in like 30 minutes, but I thought I would just hang out here and drink one or two more cold ones"

Oh he's 100% the guy that knocks something over and makes a terrible mess that ruins the vibe. Then when everyone else is helping clean up he sneaks out.

Lane Kiffin cannot leave a single thing like a normal person. He's probably terrible at exiting parties.

Dude what why

IT HAPPENED

I agree, take down Bo’s statue, not sure what this has to do with KenPom, but sure

Regardless of what happens today

It’s a little amusing to press them on this.

HOW DID SHE FORGET ABOUT THE ENDING

This is why every American sixth grader reads Where The Red Fern Grows, about which I am still mad

Letting Iowa score 40 in 46 minutes is 1,000 in normal points

My dad called an audible and is making ribs for his first Thanksgiving without my mom, the defense is in shambles

Michigan is beating Gonzaga by what now

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Good lord

This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me

Find me a better-delivered, more chilling line in movie history than "Sie hatten keinen Namen. Ihr Name wurde ihnen weggenommen von Schweinebauern und Schneidern"

Also the pacing will be faster than “sleepy sloth”

I’m so sorry Michael Shannon but you have to play John Brown

You let pecan pie absorb the safeties and sweet potato pie is open down the middle for six

A big part of MAGA is admitting that Rage Against the Machine was right about everything, like how Elon called his super PAC The United States of America, Inc.

I said there were no Chargers fans in LA and it turns out I work with one so I guess that’s 4?

if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.

My mom loved "The Harder They Come." Loved it. One of her favorite movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnUK...

This later inspires Ivan's final showdown with the police after he'd turned to a life of crime:

R.I.P. Jimmy Cliff In The Harder They Come, Cliff's character Ivan sees Sergio Corbucci's Django in a crowded Kingston theater...

the New York Times is also not why I think Jar Jar Binks was bad

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

for some reason "DOCTRINES AND COVENANTS 132 IS SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC DON'T YOU THINK?" didn't catch on

The best turkey recipe I've ever used came from Buzzfeed. www.buzzfeed.com/alisonroman/...

Based on this rubric I can only assume Philadelphia is in flames

Scott Frost is everywhere to those with eyes to see

I think about the People's Front of Judea scene from Life of Brian and how it's the most (only?) accurate comedic portrayal of leftism in Western mainstream media.

I think about Contrapoints noting how some leftists don’t want power, they want to critique power on an almost daily basis

We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.

We’ve reached the “Jake Butt tries to save Mike Locksley’s job” portion of the game.

Punching someone wearing a helmet remains among the dumber moves in football.

ole miss job is now spoken for

MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where a benevolent but strong magic man made a *winks* Jellicle choice to help those in dire straits... TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

The Daily Mail is IN HELL