I don't trust biathlon because I don't trust anyone who can steady themselves with that much adrenaline pumping thru their body

I haven't seen "Love Story" and you don't gotta hand it to Ryan Murphy BUT... Everything I'm hearing is consistent with stuff said in the book "JFK Jr." So I don't know what they're talking about the source material being drom something centered around Carolyn

Zone 1 and Zone 2 insisting that smoking weed (their entire personality for the contest) should count as drinking in a drinking contest. So many zone 6 and 12 all-stars from previo seasons

6 is four states doing an intervention on the one state that carried the team in a worrying fashion

If you do a brand deal with a 15-year-old very clearly on gear, anyone should be able to rob you (My algo is hell)

Oscar the Grouch is the only monster at the Olympics who completely understands the Norwegian skier who walked into the woods and has been yelling at everyone questioning it for HOURS

Ooh, what hot stove is this?

My Instagram once again kicked me over to 22-y/o who is gonna drop dead from top much gear and not enough access mental health treatments. Your BP shouldn't be almost two BPs of healthy people

They should make one round with bobsleds that have steering wheels so I can see what happens when the line is perfect

Damn, my cat is cleaning herself loud as hell. Girl, stop smacking your tiny lips!

Me: I might like to ride in a 4 man bobsled. That's a thing you can do! My PT and Ortho: *PT pulls bullets and ortho loads gun* Not gonna happen

Bad short track ice explained: www.instagram.com/reel/DU1ShwZ...

We watched the Winter Olympics during PE in elementary school, so...same thing different decade.

Horrifying day on Instagram (Too many hairless cats)

If you’re wondering how close today’s monobob race was over 3 1/2 miles of sliding, the IBSF has this handy image for you. Elana beats Laura by a few feet, and Kaillie by about a sled length.

It's early but I feel like I can be confidently pessimistic about this state's racial inequity being worse than it was before and no one doing shit about it 👍🏿

Remembering when Elena Meyers Taylor revealed there's a sled maker who refuses to sell to black pilots and that Team USA had one of those sleds in their garage and she'd refuse to drive it if it ever came to that www.nbcsports.com/olympics/new...

2/3 of the monobob podium is over 40 *cries in old head*

OLD HEAD MONOBOB SUPREMACY

Put the Olympic sports in alphabetical order and put the live events first. Please. I don't have the cognitive function to try to figure out what your algorithm wrongly assumes I want

Texting everyone who has the password except 1 person I don't speak to in an attempt to figure out who needed to 2FA code. Ah well, must've been the 1 person. Hate that for you but the silent agreement ended when I didn't get the 2FA for netflix

Following 200k? On this app?!

Not the Americans inventing the tush push in speed skating

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Everyone 30+ at the Olympics

Canada, right before giving the stone an extra nudge 📸: 🇸🇪

Me, agreeing the the judges' deduction on that triple salchow

Bitches, leave.

I hope they bring back some of our favorite judges for the figure skating gala. Let Jezebel Dabois do some exhibition judging!

Based on this alone I can say with absolute certainty Chris Quinn is a bad editor, a worse leader and she certainly dodged a bullet

We need to discuss how fun Laila Edwards' mom is. I'm switching my life-long allegiance from Vancouver to whatever team her daughter ends up on (hopefully Vancouver) www.instagram.com/reel/DUt2j2S...

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Proud to announce pre-orders for my fake coffee table book, "Chat, am I trippin'?: Messages from Minnesota to the Black Group Chats 2020-2027" * Beautifully annotated messages in full color * charts of how all these people know each other * A detailed timeline of lying to ourselves about Ferrari

I love when there's local drama about local influencers and I do not know who the fuck y'all are talking about. I feel normal and alive. I'm online but clearly not that online. I still have a fighting chance to make it out of the trenches!

Hey, could the weird dorks over here stop telling us what the weird dorks on Twitter are doing. A few caveats: - Unless it is intentionally funny - Non-white people said that - It is information about another region of the world under reported on here

People on the internet thinking black people in MN collectively strategized to largely not be frontline 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 People in South Minneapolis weighing in on why North Minneapolis is like that politically: A fundamental misreading of the situation that could easily be resolved by asking

Your 40s is just overstanding why older people are always talking to each other about their ailments and, unrelated, why your grandparents were always like that about current events

Stewie? What do you mean you're going overseas?

ICE running hot near my preferred DMV place 🙄

My instagram is now winter AND summer Olympians sad they didn't have a Valentine's date

It is wild that that for AT least 1000 years a Smurf stork brought male Smurfs to the village and then one day Gargamel decided to make a lady Smurf to trick them and destroy the village. Just kill the stork, dumbass

Aww man, Henrik was at the games but DNS. I think he had a concussion. Bummer. Anyway, please enjoy his photo and then scroll the thread for videos

So...what are we doing for 2nd Black History Month (March)

I hope the Paralympians are at their training camps preparing to be just as messy as the Olympians. I know their curlers have the spirit

TFW you see Canada at the hog line and you know the camera operator

Driver charged after travelling more than 100 km down Highway 17 on missing tire - A commercial truck driver and his Manitoba-based company face charges after OPP say he travelled more than 100 kilometres on Highway 17 with a missing tire.

This story made Swedish news so it doesn’t seem to just be some random redditor making it up lol www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/...

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

Losing it over Sweden running a spy operation at the hog line. Incredible drama at the Winter Olympics ca.news.yahoo.com/2026-winter-...

I just watched a video where a barber told his clients that he was going to be moving away. I'd rather watch 50 divorce videos. So much devastation