Jane Eyre Conditioner
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Award-winning author of Swords of the Austro-Hungarian Empire
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I remembered a dad thing from this year: a fellow swim class dad asked if I had ever seen This Old House. I pointed to my t-shirt, Silva Bros Construction, the firm of the show’s host.
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Calling all dads: hunt for the red October is available on YouTube.
about 18 hours ago
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you're misunderstanding, they don't mean window units, that is how the 1997 classic Nicolas Cage movie "Con Air" was advertised in the UK. a nationwide airing of Con Air on all networks for the entirety of the summer, no matter how cool that movie is, it will not bring ambient temps down
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Carin Ruff
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For perspective, this is equivalent to what I earned as an assistant professor fresh out of grad school 25 years ago in a rust belt city where large houses in nice neighborhoods near the university cost $150k.
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probably about time for me t opick up another book about Boats, or Oceans.
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Concerning the dangerous chess game between Death and the human condition. In which the emperor plays chess against death and loses.
4 days ago
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I deserve a snack, or some type of treat
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Museum of Twitter
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Jacob Pomrenke
4 days ago
100 years ago today, a mysterious woman in a white dress showed up in the dusty desert town of Douglas, Arizona. She was Sister Aimee McPherson, the celebrity preacher whose kidnapping had made headlines around the world. And then things got … weirder:
jacobpomrenke.com/black-sox/ha...
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Hal Chase and the Plot Against the Preacher
This article is scheduled to be published in the June 2026 issue of the SABR Black Sox Scandal Committee Newsletter. Hal Chase, left, a gifted first baseman known as the “Black Prince of Base…
https://jacobpomrenke.com/black-sox/hal-chase-and-the-plot-against-the-preacher/
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Lizzy Lawrence
4 days ago
EXCLUSIVE: Eli Lilly gave compassionate use access to retatrutide, their unapproved powerful obesity drug, to a 79-year-old man in April. The application was arranged by a top doctor at NIH, and cleared by the FDA.
www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...
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Eli Lilly gave extraordinary obesity drug access to a 79-year-old patient. Who was it?
Exclusive: STAT has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA allowed a 79-year-old to gain extraordinary access to an experimental obesity drug through the agency’s “compassionate use” program.
https://www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/eli-lilly-unusual-weight-loss-drug-trial-compassionate-use-retatrutide-trump/
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After Caddy took a few tumbles on the stairs we’ve stopped letting her use them unsupervised, but I think she’s gotten confused about her role. If I forget to touch her to guide her up or down, she pauses on the stairs and waits, looking at me, as if she is supposed to guide *me*
5 days ago
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A screaming comes across the sky
5 days ago
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New lid for Father’s Day
5 days ago
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Saw tonight’s sunset, and now I’m understanding all those prehistoric sun cults. Powerful stuff! If I leave enough metals with the Druid perhaps it’ll rise again tomorrow
9 days ago
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artie the strongest man in the world lookin ass
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9 days ago
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I love the sickos who wear a band’s shirt to that band’s concert. Love you freaks
15 days ago
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my buddies: im going to have fun at the concert tonight me: okay im cross referencing song frequency and setlist placement for both this summer tour and this particular venue and here is what i think the setlist will look like tonight based on statistical probability
15 days ago
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Jesse Felder
16 days ago
‘Share prices generally rewarded higher capex outlays until essentially the end of 1999; the divergence in the first quarter of 2000 foreshadowed the ensuing bust.’
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Aww, David Hockney.
15 days ago
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Tim Hodgson
16 days ago
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SimpsonsQOTD
16 days ago
"Yo, paella man, wing one up here!"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
16 days ago
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
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Allyship: price trivia had a question that required knowledge of Major League Baseball and world war teo. I blacked out from excitement but had the right answer
17 days ago
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This work event has karaoke and I want to sing Killing In The Name Of
17 days ago
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Composters be normal taking about composting challenge IMPOSSIBLE
17 days ago
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I noticed we needed a countertop under the toaster, so I got some sustainably harvested mahogany, planed & sanded it, joined, glued, sanded, dyed, gel stained, and shellacked it.
18 days ago
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Lol (from When The Sea Came Alive)
20 days ago
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Summer is for reading world war two histories next to the pool
20 days ago
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prime time crackervision
over 1 year ago
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prime time crackervision
over 1 year ago
38. what do i do
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Thinking about the bog bodies again
22 days ago
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noticed phish is in the neighborhood soon, thought about it for a hot minute, decided I'm way too old to put up with that kind of crowd.
22 days ago
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Mad respect to the tee ball kid who is only practicing how to hock a loogie. Someone who truly understands the fundamentals of the game.
23 days ago
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If I sit perfectly still while watching tee ball practice maybe I can make my brain go perfectly smooth
23 days ago
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Winning the lottery would fix me
23 days ago
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I want to go home and take a nap.
23 days ago
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Jerad Walker
24 days ago
North Carolina grocery stores hit different
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eduardo
24 days ago
I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.
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in which I list the concerts I've attended, as they come back to my memory:
24 days ago
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Local dads who only know each other through their wives are getting ready to go to Dave Matthews band
25 days ago
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thinking fondly of when the local paper sent a reporter to my soccer camp in 1998 and I was asked how I thought the US would do. I told them I didn't believe in the team and then got upset when they didn't run my quote.
25 days ago
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Dream report: I was present for Dave Matthews Band unveiling their hit new single “Graveline,” which is a song about the mechanics of dinosaur wings.
25 days ago
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thinking about asking for a pushbroom or pitchfork for fathers day, could use either around the yard
26 days ago
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The Screens of Pete and Pete
27 days ago
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A guy who uses his bottle deposit money to gamble on penny stocks
28 days ago
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taking the kiddo to their first Hokies game this autumn 🦃
29 days ago
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I don’t know what to tell you bud!!
30 days ago
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What people think the 90s were like vs what they were actually like
about 1 month ago
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Livin La vida porcha
about 1 month ago
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I’m all about that porch life
about 1 month ago
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