New Mexico-Minnesota is a FANTASTIC uniform matchup, holy smokes

That, to me, is preposterous. Northwestern consistently winning bowl games, things of that nature.

[in a deadpan normal speaking voice in the very back of whatever room the press conference will be in] whyle kittingham

Kyle Whittingham has never lost a football game.

happily taking all of my christmas decorations down the morning after we did it, joe

Merry Christmas, everybody

Bro are you even cozypilled? Are you even tidings coded right now? I'm over here Yulemaxxing, bro. I'm in my Holly Jolly Era

I'm Regular Sized Tim and I also did not die Just for the record

FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM

the michigan cotton candy stealing commercial gets funnier and funnier the longer the athletic department's clownshow clusterfuck continues

Quietly backing away from my Outlook inbox like I have just constructed a house of cards on a blustery day and now I will spend the rest of the afternoon hiding under a pile of coats, hoping that everything will somehow work out

Louisville's Football Teethbird on the helmets whips ass

[taps sign]

My Christmas wishlist is both unattainable for practical gift-giving/receiving purposes AND pathetic. "An apartment with my own storage locker in the basement" style shit. Let alone laundry or a dishwasher (Ownership is frankly out of the question, likely forever)

ffs loins

this is not me being a grinch but i will be elated when i finally stop seeing this stupid-ass ai coca-cola commercial (until next year's edition of course, which will be worse) in stark contrast to the 30-year-old m&ms "they do exist" commercial, which is an annual delight and joy

TIMELINE CLEANSE Mom’s new puppy, a Boykin Spaniel she named Kirby

anyway i've only played the game for a couple of hours and haven't even beaten the first boss but Hades absolutely rocks hog the character portraits and voice acting in particular are fantastic

there's just something about the Bears playing at home at night that feels correct

the AAC map commercial is better than the BIG map commercial send poast

more than a week for me but Hades is on sale in the Nintendo store for like eight bucks and Hades II is in for a modest discount for the next couple if you're almost always intentionally late to games (guilty)

Dread it. Run from it. The Aggies rollercoaster arrives all the same.

and we still have two more cfb games PLUS packers-bears today

oh no

and here comes the ref show

famous idaho potato bowl ass game

YES HAHAHA YES!!!

BOOO POINTS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nevermind this game fucking rules actually

The Mouse is now at the level of dogshit bottom-tier Big Ten Network coverage of straight-up missing plays from scrimmage due to coming back late from commercials terrific

i knew AS A HOLY CERTAINTY that Miami was gonna come away from that punt return with nothing due to a missed fg and didn't think to poast it a couple minutes ago as proof i have brought shame on this, my hater's house

ahahahaha these offenses are stinky balls

has anyone ever seen Mike Elko and Paul Chryst in the same place at the same time

oh good it's mcdonough bitchiness levels OVER 9000

SWEET JESUS THE KICKER CONTESTANT IS MAXIMUM AGGERZ STRAIGHT OUT OF A CLASSIC THUJONE MS PAINT COMIC

Fine, I will be Michigan's head football coach.

i simply would not have blown a 17-point lead

Welcome to What! Is! A! Catch! where the rules are made up and the precedent doesn't matter

this has been a very #collegereceivers game

now to simply repoast everyone's "lol deboer to michigan" takes from 45 minutes ago

oooh a $25 gift card 🎶 i'm in the money 🎶 just two more work days remaining in this stinkin' year and i swear to god if i get even one single email with two-thirds of the staff out of the office and/or offline,

he puts the lotion on his skin or else his hands will bleed again

Get in that Auburn store.

personally could have done without the music BUT hell yeah fuck yeah

Give him the Mannheim Steamroller, Charlie Brown!

I read American Canto and I think it’s wonderful. haha jk

perhaps a couple of postseason exhibition showcases of american collegiate tackle gridiron foot-ball will soothe my jangled nerves

stellar annual performance review as usual (FIGJAM) but no mention of any kind of merit increase, bonus, or whatever me, to 2025's remaining work tasks: