WORST RULE IN SPORTS STRIKES AGAIN

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Due to protected bike lanes construction, the bus stop that was just outside my apartment building has been relocated to about 100 yards down the street Looks like I have no choice but to become a Republican-voting, diaper-filling Nazi in the wake of this outrage

Columbia just ate up fully half of the first quarter on an 18-play opening possession to miss a field goal College football is the best sport in the world

Black Mercedes with a license plate that just says CLOUT. 10/10 Chicago no notes

My barber recently bought a house in Munster, IN and while he isn’t trying to talk me into doing same, he’s also not not trying to talk me into doing same

Little dude in here getting his first official barbershop haircut. Dad is nearby but letting the kid do his thing in the chair with the little booster seat that goes across the arms. What a nice Friday treat to see and be a part of

more like rayban givens send poast

Insane that one person was responsible for so many all-timers

there are worse songs to want to listen to several times in a row than Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Opting out of Thanksgiving and Christmas entirely this year, I think. Might buy an indoor wreath from a local vendor on 12/1 or so, maybe a candle or two. Otherwise, no, not doing any of it

i live in the best city in the goddamned country

Thanks to the Illinois’ massive investment in transit, Chicago has a bright transit future, with the dawn coming next year: —50% increase in every-10-min bus routes to 30 citywide —8-minute midday headways on rail lines —24-hour Orange Line service (Red & Blue already have it)

Despite my complicated relationship with the place, I do get a tiny little thrill, as in earlier today, when I'm asked about my work history that I started my career at the University of Michigan and there's that little approving frown of, Oh, shit, this dude's for real

maybe we ain't got culture, but we're eatin' regular

Gregory Bovino will do prison time. Not nearly enough, and he will get off early and light, but he will see the inside of a prison cell and receive the Trump "never heard of him" treatment

just said "get bent" in a department meeting about the org's leadership RE: using my personal cell phone for official business not directed at anyone, mind, but yes i am skating on thin ice and no i don't give a shit anymore

lmao get absolutely fucked, ICE

when it's michigan's bye week again

GET IN THE HOLE, SLUGGO

two hearted kinda night

ok so tonight it's northern illinois-toledo in toledo and the weather is perfectly perfect autumn evening but THE POINT IS,

an hour commute each way the same week of the autumn time change how did i manage to do this five days a week (Michigan Ave. at dusk is spectacular for the holidays, even to someone like me)

ahh yeah here he comes, big d, alan dershowitz himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

Now to simply never hear about New York City politics ever again.

booty had me like

while you're all cheering "GO MAMDANI!" or "GO SPANBERGER!" i'll be cheering "GO MIDWEEK MACTION AND THE RULE OF FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[sitting on the witness stand, my voice quivering and shaking, in a barely audible whisper into the mic] sandwiches

simply q is it good when your entire department at work is in near open revolt against the organization's CEO and the things they say and do

[replying to ozymandias] I looked on your works thirty-five minutes ago.

something something obituary with great pleasure

Take a look inside Diner Grill, the tiny eatery that’s kept stragglers fed for 88 years: blockclubchi.co/3JFooqq

It is November. Time to put this album back in heavy, daily rotation

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everyone sucks this year that's da shield parity we know to love and love to know

DOINK

feeling like pets feel right about now ("IF NOT DINNERTIME WHY HUNGRY FOR DINNER")

alright that’s enough of that I think

the creator of the google vanilla ice cream phone commercial deserves to be beaten with a rubber hose while the song from it plays at rock concert decibels

did Big Gretch sign a bill outlawing offense for the state's football teams or

Supersonic!

Revenge Of The Bosses includes college football athletic departments, I guess!

Loins got bodyclock'd by the time change, eh

freakin' blueberries i give up

what the fuck are the packers wearing today

[price is right failhorn dot wav]

when is game 8

THIS IS THE SEASON THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS SOME FRANCHISES STARTED PLAYIN' IT NOT KNOWIN' WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE PLAYIN' IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE