more like crapture send poast

hahahahahaha there's a Ravens fan in the building "Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!"

y'all i cannot handle the Lions potentially being consistently good not when i have spent my life living and dying by college football saturdays muh heart muh soul

i don't know how Dan Campbell walks when he's carrying church bells around between his legs

TROIT LANS?

"let's get physical" instrumental while highlighting offensive line play fantastique football broadcasts, nfl flavor have been terrific thus far

Last team with possession wins?

I believe Nebraska ran a very similar play to score a TD against Michigan in 2011 yes remembering this makes me an insane person

MORE SUN FOR THE SUN GOD

erotic drive

Baltimore seems like such a dirtbag, scumbag city like Detroit (complimentary) I must visit someday

Derrick Henry is preposterous.

Executive order outlawing Ohio State University forever. We begin bombing in five minutes Executive order changing the Pledge of Allegiance, national anthem, and secondary national anthem (America the Beautiful) to Dead & Bloated by Stone Temple Pilots

we're about six days from the zoomers bringing back fucking icq Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Riot Fest was a reminder of why I picked up a guitar in the first fuckin' place.

OK. So it’s the day of the Autumn Equinox. That don’t impress-ah me much

ope Dreaded Telltale Postnasal Drip Sore Throat

Green Day blew by absolute fucking balls off. Jesus got shit almighty

The walk to Riot Fest is exactly like a walk to a football stadium except everyone is wearing black rock and roll shirts instead of team colors

ZVADA THE INCONCEIVABLE

lmao

ZVADA THE MERCIFUL

Cannabis and pipe tobacco. Every geriatric millennial in Cook County is here

fiot rest

Put your fucking phone down. We are interacting in person, I do not need you to show me something on your screen.

We have hung out for the last like 27 hours (there was sleep in there he crashed on my couch) and we yet have three full days of music fest yet to go with other CFB commentariat friends old and new I. Am going. To die.

“How Soon Is Now?” is about cumming

when you nut but she keeps suckin

hanging out with Graas in person all you all are jealous

FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM

[extremely i don't even own a television voice] i don't listen to podcasts

“I could have retired five years ago but I’m a workaholic and I love what I do!” go fuck yourself boomer god almighty

god damn we need that october-december stretch of "football literally every single day for like nine weeks" and we need it bad

guess again binch

[extremely paul simon fifty ways to leave your lover voice] just hop off my nuts, Gus just get off my dick, Rick

Sitting quietly at home doing low key work after having been held hostage in a large group setting for a day and a half. Exhibition of introversion/extroversion in its purest form

Was in workshop from 8 am to 5 pm without any kind of breaks other than running to the bathroom. A working lunch is not a break fuck off. Help

esprit de korn

15-6 is a poopy score

toosh poosh

please end in a tie please end in a tie please end in a tie

Eliminate Placekicking Drop Kicks Only

Brian Daboll: Turbofired

my primary CFB and NFL teams each put up fiftyburgers this weekend pretty good

how's that super bears super bowl campaign coming along, chicago media

detroit rock city bumper music >>>>>>>>>

troit lans i am begging you to wear silver pants again