[sending a lengthy nigh-incomprehensible email with six separate tasks for six disparate projects] Thoughts?

bud the only drafts i want to hear about are the freaking Cold Ones the bartender will be pouring for me at happy hour

now to simply try to remember what the heck it is i do, exactly, when it isn't football season

Jay getting a Super Bowl ring is going to drive his dad even more insane

absolutely love this for Pats fans

Punters Is MVPs Too

oh boy here we go

annnnnnnnd now a crypto ad hammer sell everybody we're at the peak for a decade and Dot Com Bubble 2 is tomorrow

that does it i'm chucking my phone into lake michigan and bringing my goddamn typewriter to the office

digital de-aging trend bad

Noted Coward Mike Vrabel

[nodding sagely] two touchdowns but missed both xp attempts, of course

Ricky Martin?!

this is awesome i am entertained

ah, a four score lead

annnnnnnnd now a crypto ad hammer sell everybody we're at the peak for a decade and Dot Com Bubble 2 is tomorrow

HEY GUYS REMEMBER THE NINETIES

“Don’t forget, you have to work tomorrow” - Microsoft/Windows ads

folk's if i wanted too see and here, singing toilet's, i would just take a lookk at what those freaking CLOWN are doing in CONGREFSS!!!

hopefully the greatriots are back at 4-13 next season

nice try, pepsi never ok

i would simply wear normal sunglasses

both teams averaging fewer than five yards per play in the first quarter big ten west ass super bowl

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back-to-back ai commercials oy

Atrocious uniform matchup.

god damn, Brandi Carlile

Green Day for the kickoff and Man In the Box for the Seahawks player intros good start

so glad i got to see those cats headline Riot Fest might be a top ten show for me

oh man were they told to completely cut the "the representative from california has the floor" part from holiday dang

thinking about the variety and quantity of ridiculous sandwiches that will be made and eaten today and i think that's great

Big Game Bgunday

"Wow, I forgot how much I like watching the Winter Olympics" - Me, A Dumbass, Every Winter Olympics Going Back To 1994

i know not who this figure skater is but i enjoy his costume is giving Vigo the Carpathian

slopestyle's rad

at a glance, the pet-food-in-a-bag slop looks indistinguishable from the $26-before-tax-and-tip lunch slop bowls in city centers across the land and wait hang on i have a business idea formulating

sorry i'm sorry but every time i see speed skating this is the first thing i think of

homeboy was dehydrated

if they don't light the thing with a giant cigarette what are we even doing here

"I now declare the 2026 Winter Olympiad, how you say, 'mi scusi'"

🤌🤌🤌

what on earth is happening

jerkoff dunce vance

when is the italian metal band segment

this segment looks like it was shot like a soap opera and it is emphatically not my tv settings

snowlympics more like

hit new tv show about soggy middle aged men in petty office spats called Pleated Rivalry send poast

[extremely the police roxanne voice] landlords, you don't have to put in the boob lights

just reflexively threw up the horns alone in my apartment when the solo hit

friendly reminder that post 5 pm sunsets are officially back 🌆