The Sudafed has kicked in and MJF is gonna be on the Adam Friedland Show. Everything's coming up Milhouse.

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...

Georgia fuckin rocks man

THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

bitch, bye

A little love for the Moon today

I just the other day started paying attention to the Artemis 2 mission and dang if I'm not super dopamine rich from reading stuff like this. Decent people in the news! What a concept!!

Speedball is so damn fun to watch. TK better know what a treasure they are. Can't wait for an inevitable world title run. #AEWDymamite

The best weekly political commentary now comes from the crowds at AEW Dynamite.

MJF attacking Mike Bailey from behind is so fitting for political symbolism. AEW is the only American pro wrestling promotion where America is properly looked at as the villain that it is.

Main event time! #AEWDynamite

What a rollercoaster, man

I could go for Dani Luna vs. Willow. #AEWDynamite

I'm not gonna get my hopes up but I really hope Willow's opponent is who I think it is... #AEW

ur weekly reminder that you should check out brody kings band GODS HATE if you like punching the air and being tough as fuck 😤 #AEWDynamite

this show has been about kenny's pussy guts for like 2 years

HIPAA Violation Jones over here. 🤼

I won't say anyone's feelings about Jericho aren't valid because I've ridden the fence about him for the last couple years. I think I just have a soft spot for him since I still remember his Smackdown debut. I suspect this is his final run and if so, I hope it's a good one. Welcome back Ocho. 🤼

Kenny, shirtless for his contract signing. A man of the people 🤌 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Now back to your regularly scheduled bruv beat down 🤼

I was having issues signing in to my aew and what a face to see when it worked lol 🤼

Man this blows. my expectations were high bc I watched the last one with my nephews and enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.

This is how we get the RAM back

Alternatively you can read a good book like M. R. Leonard's Pilgrims and then fuck some couch cushions.

Sucks that the library is closed. Love the reason, though.

happy trans day of visibility

i have a consult fur my orchie scheduled fur june 3rd! most cost estimates ive seen put it at anywhere from $2k to $3k, which is a bit more than i can afford. if you'd like to help, anything u can spare would mean the world to me! rts appreciated if u cant! ca - $skyblue424 paypal - @skyb424

Trans people are people. They deserve love, care, kindness, humor, friendship, and the world, much as every human does. Happy Trans Visibility Day to my trans friends and may we work toward a better world for you to thrive in. 🏳️‍⚧️

Trump: (flips a switch that immediately starts flooding the room full of piss) This is good, actually. Piss has a hydrating effect on lungs, so it was a good decision I should be awarded for.

It's my birthday so for dinner we're getting halal from the food truck that follows me on IG and likes all my anti-Israel stories! 😋

I love posts that don't apply to me. My dad is 1st generation American and hates Reagan.

Goldin wrote her first book (1976) about urban slavery in the antebellum South. She was one of a cohort of "cliometric" historians who used quantitative methods to shed light on the history of slavery.

In a bit of amusing local news: the organizers of our towns No King's Day protest yesterday thought it would be a good idea to invite the ICE-collaborating sheriff who is also in charge of the crumbling, lice and rat infested jail. It went about as well as you could imagine. youtu.be/qQQyHmCG0Uc?...

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

We need to get a whole lot meaner to bootlickers and genocide funders tbh

Please stop spreading this rage bait. The quote everyone's angry about, about "crappy identity politics," is not from Weir.

Bought tickets for my husband and to go see my family in California here soon! It's been 3 years since I've seen them 😭

this is going to be more embarrassing than any of us can possibly imagine and I cannot wait

Look! It's... Me?

AEW has the best fans. The sickos are unmatched.

who wanna be hunted

Did you find... Love?

No, Claudia Sheinbaum is not sending oil to Cuba again. She dodged the question like she always does. I’ll be the first one to hand it to her when she does but this is just a lie. I’m not sure David Adler actually knows Spanish at this point.

We never stopped doing human sacrifices.

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

Speaking of things to look forward to: this native passionflower that I put in the ground a few years ago has re-emerged! Spring is springing! #Passifloraincarnata #maypop

John Lithgo-Fuck-Yourself