Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day on Twitter being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.

🚧Happy Killdozer Day🚧

I made nopalitos con chipotles en crema for lunch. The chipotle crema came from Rick Martinez's SALSA DADDY. Think spicy creamy almost queso dip that's so good you could drink it out the saucepan.

We love a big safe bear

grok is this true

"I'm calm, I went to therapy. I'm good." - Mercedes Mone talking to herself. Girl, good for you. 🤼

Ad nauseum and yes I know it costs extra ☺️

In the middle of a unit almost entirely about sheep’s milk cheese, Duolingo remembered it’s June.

This bumble is absolutely carpe-ing the diem

The best part of Lio's gimmick is that this really is the natural evolution of the cryptobro gimmick he debuted with. #AEWDynamite gofund.me/930f87d5c

AEW vs Audio production remains the longest running feuds in wrestling. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Dynamite starting hot as hell let's go! #AEWDynamite 🤼

me screaming, crying, not dying: SUCKING GUTTERS! SUCKING GUTTERS IS THE WAY! LET US SUCK THEM

you better believe i immediately opened a tab and typed that shit in

anyway, listen to wrestling podcasts led by women and queers and weirdos today 🥰

My 'No Death!' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.

Bring back saying someone won teh internets for an exceptionally good post or reply.

So fucking excited to see I Love Boosters!

Prove it and run a candidate who doesn't run away from "Democrats are for they/them" attack ads

Every day I beg the lord to stop subjecting me to news of graham planter and every day the laughter from above gets louder and louder.

Idgaf what a Trump 2024 voter thinks about anything & I never will.

Becerra's response is carefully designed to be compatible with the UK Supreme Court's ruling that "trans people existing in single sex spaces is a form of discrimination" he is clearly open to the UK Labour strat of smiling and using progressive language while banning trans people from public life

Happy Pride to queer authors.

No one pulls capers anymore smh

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And hamburger to help before I sleep, And hamburger to help before I sleep.

post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL June

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

The Kristi Noem Clash

dog refuses to become a narc and takes a job in conservation biology. dogs are the best

Yeah, it’s less the amount of time and more that they shoved it to the point where most people have turned off

CHRIST Shida ate that chair #AEWCollision

Yes Dear and it's not even close.

Jack didn't know they were filming him that's just how he shows up to every show #AEWDynamite

IT'S ALLIE AGAIN YESSSS #AEWDynamite

AEW needs to be at least 20% sillier. That disposable camera shtick was great #AEWDynamite

#AEWDynamite 🤼

I knew that fit looked familiar lol. #Batman #AEWDynamite

Philly singing the song of my people! #FuckICE all day, every day!

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

CHICKEN SHET CHICKEN SHET CHICKEN SHET #AEWDynamite

I don't bow for any man, Max. That's reserved for Bayne. #AEWDynamite

SOURDOUGH JACK + ROOT BEER + TWO TACOS.

🎼 poo-poo pee-pee in the hoouussee toniiight poopin' peein' just feelin' alriiight 🎶

Does Rush know Lio isn't a duende? #AEWDynamite

DOYLE RULES #AEWDynamite

WHO BETTER THAN CAGE #AEWDynamite