The huge, vast tent:

“Bill Clinton is in the news again. Didja hear about this?”

everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will

Someone's gotta make a horror movie like Escape From Tomorrow at Mr Beast Land before an inevitable incident shuts it down for good.

they should invent a kind of putting your phone down and going to sleep that you can do without putting your phone down or going to sleep

Some traditions never die over there.

@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.

🤭🤭🤭 #AEWDynamite

Hallmark Christmas movie where Hawk Tuah girl was taken away from her idyllic snowy mountain village for hawking a shitcoin and upon release finds a Ben Shapiro type figure became mayor and desiccated the town because snowy Christmas is too sexualized and to prevent the townspeople from getting wet.

Love that android was once seen as a utopian free software project and now Google will bless you with the ability to do *a little more* to your own property if one of their execs has a good enough ayahuasca retreat. Godspeed to the FSF's libre phone initiative.

KYLE #AEWDynamite

Orange Perma Pocket ouch

Danny your poor butthole

Repost this if youve ever felt personally victimized by Wheeler Yutas presence #AEWDynamite

AËW

I need to catch up on my renters insurance which is $35 currently. It has be to paid by Friday or it'll be canceled and that would be a lease violation. Next check isn't until the 21st and just had to cover an overdraft/gas/snacks for kiddos. $danirockasota V: djamiempls

unfortunately I have been convinced, wrestling appears to be good

I forgot they're going to have Flair on. I always assume he's dead unless told otherwise.

i’m gonna need wheeler yuta to bring out a plastic bag for ric flair #AEWDynamite 🤼

Tell me what I want to hear Hanger. STEEEEEEL CAGE AT FULL GEAR.

Lol TK backstage flipping the light switch up and down 🤼‍♂️

HOBBS TRIPPED THE BREAKER BY GAWD

I like that in kayfabe Hangman might get broken in half because Schiavone couldn't say no to participating in a Halloween prank.

Great opener and a fantastic Blood and Guts. The women knocked it out of the park. Bravo! 🤼‍♂️

Mina busted open makes me feel the same way I'd imagine if I saw Ms. Rachel smoking a cigarette.

I AM THE TABLE

SKYE GON FLY

I'm excited for old men to wring their hands and worry about the dear little ladies watching at home when ALL OF US are absolutely UN-FUCKING-HINGED in happiness for these women kicking ass, beating the shit out of each other, and being hardcore as fuck. This is AWESOME. #AEWDynamite

Dear bluesky safety. When we say women’s blood and guts it’s a wrestling match please don’t ban us 🤼

Bloody Guts!! #AEWDynamite

White Monster Hot Toddy

Dream datura blunt rotation.

I still think people who block post replies and quoteposts need to nut the fuck up and listen to me whether they like it or not

I am Pluribus-pilled. It has reddit overanalyzing screenshots like it did with Breaking Bad. You've done it again Vince!

KaZaA for president

Tired: which OS do you install Wired:

RFKubuntu Linux

M&ms should have hair. Bald candies make me think about death

Now they wait for us to get over being mad about this latest betrayal, so they can build our hope back up with "we'll fight" and do it all over again.

the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business

Super late Dynamite catch up. Joe calling Schiavone a Georgia Peach brought me a lot of joy.

when one of my posts flop

ready for the quinceañera

Hallmark XMas movies are the opiate of the People.

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