Hate it but at least there’s an upside if they lose now

SNAP is a corporate welfare program!! - It enables big retail corporations such as Walmart and Albertsons/Safeway to pay their employees less; - It externalizes the costs to the taxpayers; - Then the same retail chains make money by charging SNAP at retail prices and keeping the profits.

Hewwo

I’ve been online so long while my partner has not that I need a white board handy when she asks, “What’s so funny?”

FRENCH vanilla?

Always look forward to hearing what Mr. Ham has been into

Reading the latest Platner thing and we're heading this direction theonion.com/silvio-berlu...

here's a vanilla ice cream cone that wants to kiss

🏳️‍🌈😘 theknife.bandcamp.com/track/full-o...

The Flintstones theme song

what are some other great films that have a chicken jockey sequence?

why is there an expiration date on my salt? you’re a fucking mineral, stupid

Cet

Yard work: DONE ✅

Feels like a good night to start the Pasolini box set. Gonna watch Accatone Never seen it

Everywhere is Portland now

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

He’s on here and his stuff is great: @kevinbparry.bsky.social

literally this

getting a little better at radishes

Getting home late from a social thing but watching Harakiri until I get too tired

Oof, Guillermo del Toro absolutely roasting Gutierrez with subtweets over on X-Twitter... I can't even imagine. I hope the money was worth it.

If you've been following the Lego theft thing, this is pretty interesting

working on some new shapes for coat hangers

This gets published but no one will fund my rock opera MANDATORY METALLICA about a dystopian future where it's illegal to not listen to rock music.

amazing this is not a skit

There is a distinct overlap with this and the people who end up going crazy because AI tells them they're a genius. Like at a fundamental level there is a yearning a lot of people have to be want to be exalted and special, and tbh I think a lot of that is probably related to capitalist alienation.

Proud and thankful of everyone in New Jersey doing the hard work this week

The wonderful actor Keith David is set to be honored June 4 with the 2,847th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, in the Motion Pictures category. Guest speakers: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, Lynn Whitfield, John Carpenter, and John C. McGinley.

it’s not gravedigger, it’s the lobster one

One of my favourite posts ever purely because of @elsplice.bsky.social take on it in the replies 💕

Every time I see something about the Loveland frog, I think about my uncle who once dropped acid at the river bottom, saw a human sized frog wearing tennis shoes, and got so scared that he abandoned his vehicle and literally ran home.

A friend noticed Light in the Attic is selling an AI-generated album on its website. "This is likely the first fusion of music-generating AI and vinyl...Melodies created by cutting-edge technology are carved into vinyl." Surprise: it sounds fucking awful. Really gross, LITA!

"I Am Frankelda" is coming to Netflix on June 12. A Mexican stop-motion feature film by Arturo & Roy Ambriz (Cinema Fantasma).

The Kars4Kids singers have dropped out of the Great American State Fair

drew the pillsbury doughboy from memory

may have accidentally infected my work computer with malware taking a 'which sailor moon character are you' quiz anyway, i'm sailor venus

peas from the garden 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢😊

music.

Listening to either/or cause it’s been a year or so

you can’t go get eggs??

i actually like it

here's a slug riding a hula hoop as it rolls down the street.

Feel like this ends wit E. Jean Carroll getting more money

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