JRCG night comes to Portland, Oregon

Cool I.C.S. right now

reading up on the ski jump guys' dick acid situation and i think they should just let them use jet engines this is embarrassing

when I saw the teaser image, i knew i had to click (short 🧵)

here's a cloud making a crash landing— oh no!

fav things in the kid rock video: 1. kid rock struggling to take off his jacket mid-song 2. not a single audience member able to move in time with a beat that is basically paddy-cake paddy-cake

[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!

The audible groan I made when I read "headquarters_67"

"WHO LAUGHS LAST?"

here's a baby triangle

Watching The Witch (2015) Never seen it

Dem leaders, like: We’re standing up to this corrupt administration and we’ve negotiated an agreement that ICE gets to murder no more than three people a week

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

So I'm a dumb idiot and stuff but it seems like local officials could pass some zoning laws to make sure ICE isn't using random warehouses as detention facilities, r? Like kinda hard to imagine most current zoning would allow it

here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away

garrison keillor

Kristen Stewart's run as the coolest person alive remains unbroken

here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away

Reposting (and please share!) since we have to move soon and moving is not cheap🙃

Finally watching Sing Sing

The worst Jonathan Richman song

they just did a tribute to catherine o’hara at the westminster dog show right before the terrier group ❤️😭

using my business smarts to turn my raw milk farm into an organic ecoli farm

pink pony club but it's a weapon

here's a grape flavored nine iron

Sometimes I read things about Stancil and I think, man, maybe he has a mental disorder but I think it might just be Being Online

At a fun restaurant

"I would like to cry about it and have a nap, your honor"

This one was my first movie credit (I did some little flash animations for it)

67 years ago today www.youtube.com/watch?v=dffF...

here's a grape flavored nine iron

How do we stop hearing about what Ricky Gervais thinks? I can't think of anyone less relevant The Office was 23 years ago When he gets in the Guinness book of world records for saying the most stupid things in a row maybe that will be news

Would recommend everyone learn a little guitar. If you merely learn the G, F and A minor chords you can strum one of the best songs of all time. Good for lonely times and high times smog.bandcamp.com/track/river-...

Huge win for Oregon and the world 🫡

I think making sure every ICE agent has a body camera is a good idea especially if, for example, the cameras explode all the time

“Jeffrey’s— Jeffrey Epstein’s island” 👀

they never made a Dig Dug movie but it seems like he led a really interesting life

💰💰💰heated coffins💰💰💰

e-mail stands for epstein-mail

Quite a kicker here @nikobowie.bsky.social

here's a flying rowboat! wow! #science

who's ur fav groundhog?

6 more weeks of soup

This engagement bating asshole is posting fake quotes from a “satire” site and he locked replies when someone called ‘em on it.

The numbers on that Texas state senate seat flip are wild.

woke up early to celebrate february

GEORGE MARTIN: Would you like one, Paul? A Maryland Cookie. PAUL: Er no George. I'm a bit busy, y'know, making The White Album. GEORGE MARTIN: Might be good name for your Honey Pie song. Call her Maryland Cookie. PAUL: I'll keep that in mind. GEORGE MARTIN: Do. RINGO: I would like a Maryland Cookie.

We need body cams for rich people They can’t be trusted

Heading to the cat show I’ll have a full report later tonight