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#dogsyoubelievecanspeakenglishbuttheykeepitasecret
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Hate it but at least thereβs an upside if they lose now
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Willow ααα’
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SNAP is a corporate welfare program!! - It enables big retail corporations such as Walmart and Albertsons/Safeway to pay their employees less; - It externalizes the costs to the taxpayers; - Then the same retail chains make money by charging SNAP at retail prices and keeping the profits.
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Iβve been online so long while my partner has not that I need a white board handy when she asks, βWhatβs so funny?β
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PAM!
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FRENCH vanilla?
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Always look forward to hearing what Mr. Ham has been into
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Reading the latest Platner thing and we're heading this direction
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Silvio Berlusconi Gets Penis Stuck In Wine Bottle Stuck In Prostitute
https://theonion.com/silvio-berlusconi-gets-penis-stuck-in-wine-bottle-stuck-1819590203/
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here's a vanilla ice cream cone that wants to kiss
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Brendel
about 12 hours ago
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The Flintstones theme song
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what are some other great films that have a chicken jockey sequence?
about 17 hours ago
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why is there an expiration date on my salt? youβre a fucking mineral, stupid
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Cet
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Yard work: DONE β
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Cool Sasha: The Animation
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Beast Masturbator Prayer | TCGS
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WynZ5AHz3yk
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Feels like a good night to start the Pasolini box set. Gonna watch Accatone Never seen it
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Everywhere is Portland now
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David_j_roth
2 days ago
Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.
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Heβs on here and his stuff is great:
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Face plant
2 days ago
literally this
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getting a little better at radishes
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Getting home late from a social thing but watching Harakiri until I get too tired
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Milli Beau
4 days ago
Oof, Guillermo del Toro absolutely roasting Gutierrez with subtweets over on X-Twitter... I can't even imagine. I hope the money was worth it.
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If you've been following the Lego theft thing, this is pretty interesting
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working on some new shapes for coat hangers
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Rob Wesley
3 days ago
This gets published but no one will fund my rock opera MANDATORY METALLICA about a dystopian future where it's illegal to not listen to rock music.
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Guillotine Hunger Force
4 days ago
amazing this is not a skit
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Rory Blank
4 days ago
There is a distinct overlap with this and the people who end up going crazy because AI tells them they're a genius. Like at a fundamental level there is a yearning a lot of people have to be want to be exalted and special, and tbh I think a lot of that is probably related to capitalist alienation.
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Proud and thankful of everyone in New Jersey doing the hard work this week
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David Daniel
5 days ago
The wonderful actor Keith David is set to be honored June 4 with the 2,847th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, in the Motion Pictures category. Guest speakers: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, Lynn Whitfield, John Carpenter, and John C. McGinley.
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itβs not gravedigger, itβs the lobster one
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4 days ago
One of my favourite posts ever purely because of
@elsplice.bsky.social
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over 2 years ago
Every time I see something about the Loveland frog, I think about my uncle who once dropped acid at the river bottom, saw a human sized frog wearing tennis shoes, and got so scared that he abandoned his vehicle and literally ran home.
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Marc Masters π΅
4 days ago
A friend noticed Light in the Attic is selling an AI-generated album on its website. "This is likely the first fusion of music-generating AI and vinyl...Melodies created by cutting-edge technology are carved into vinyl." Surprise: it sounds fucking awful. Really gross, LITA!
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TOKYO MIDNIGHT
Beat Flickers is an artist project in which topliner SHO resonates with cutting-edge AI, reconstructing the sparkle of 1980s city pop for the present day. The 1st album "TOKYO MIDNIGHT," released in F...
https://lightintheattic.net/products/tokyo-midnight
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Catsuka
5 days ago
"I Am Frankelda" is coming to Netflix on June 12. A Mexican stop-motion feature film by Arturo & Roy Ambriz (Cinema Fantasma).
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The Kars4Kids singers have dropped out of the Great American State Fair
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drew the pillsbury doughboy from memory
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may have accidentally infected my work computer with malware taking a 'which sailor moon character are you' quiz anyway, i'm sailor venus
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peas from the garden π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π
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music.
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Listening to either/or cause itβs been a year or so
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you canβt go get eggs??
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i actually like it
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here's a slug riding a hula hoop as it rolls down the street.
almost 3 years ago
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Feel like this ends wit E. Jean Carroll getting more money
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Dark Horse Workers United
6 days ago
Want your voices to be heard? Sign our petition here:
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