Friday night Movie night Gonna watch Le Samouraï Never seen it

I believe in my heart that Taco Bell will be okay

Jimothy can’t look up. But I could pick Jimothy up one night and raise him into the sky and tilt this raccoon ever so gentle.

Every time I see this I think it's so funny they gave them the X-Files lighting

Jimothy can’t look up. But I could pick Jimothy up one night and raise him into the sky and tilt this raccoon ever so gentle.

just dropping by to alert you that no one has looked as good in the Criterion closet as Camila Mendes

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So the Strong Boy now has an interest in Marvel characters after he was introduced via a friend's video game. We've showed him a couple movies but I'd much rather start him on the comics. Where would you start? (He seems drawn to the X-Men and Avengers at the moment)

They're good shirts!

Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer

i’ve been in restaurant and farm management and knew enough to know that “taco bell lettuce” meant some big producer’s lettuce. so when ppl were also saying the grocery store deli and mcdonald’s & other big chains i knew it had to be taylor farms. but most ppl wouldn’t, they have no reason to know

Controversial but I think we should still be outraged by national scandals even if there are a lot of them

The only election interference happening in this country is coming straight from the White House, and no amount of pathetic late night rambling from a failing, fading president will change anyone’s mind

lol at anybody you're-not-my-mom-ing the air quality alerts yeah get on out there, cowboy, it's flavor country

🕯️Trump gets the special diarrhea during his address🕯️

what's the brush on top of his helmet for?

Guy who only knows a little bit about The Odyssey after watching the Nolan trailer: So they call him Homer cause he wants to go home?

When the fires were bad in Oregon, we used an "airlock" system where we'd keep the interior door to our sunroom closed at all times and exit through the exterior door if we had to go out. So the smokey air would stay relatively contained to that room Not an option for everyone, I know, but it helped

catastrophic fatality

not sure what this means but look out i guess

🎶Western Toads🎶 (to the tune of Pets Shop Boys’ "West End Girls")

Quality toad content here www.opb.org/article/2026...

gonna start talking like this to my boss

What’s your favorite way to fall asleep? 1) Lizard Style 2) Turt 3) Actually Dead 4) Mummy Style // never sleeps

going to miss the world cup

I know we’re all going to go to work tomorrow and stop at grocery store or whatever but this is the damned apocalypse we’ve been told about for decades

New Jim Croce just dropped #AT40

idk. Trump putting his face on a piece of currency that has been absolutely dead on arrival every time it's introduced seems fitting

Can't imagine being a little kid in school and you're having a hard day and the other kids are giving you shit and your teacher is a fucking robot Or you're having trouble figuring something out and need extra help Just cruel

My boyfriend once subbed in a sex ed class and the kids threw dildos at him. I’m sure something 200 times worse will never happen to a robot sub.

the ultimate powerless substitute teacher just dropped

it's crazy that a team can be ahead and then the other team scores more goals and they win

Wow

soccer but the ball is as big as the players we can call it big soccer

can't believe i almost missed the swan boy about lights camera jackson

Nancy 7/15/26

Huh youtu.be/XNYj8R1Aq3s?...

Critics are saying The Odyssey

at least now as a nation we’ll be able to confidently spell diarrhea without looking it up

This is a trick we’ve been using to keep the earwigs from eating our dahlia blossoms. Looks silly but we get perfect cut flowers

Might run for office and my only policy proposal will be every woman in America gets to shoot one guy of her choice

I got the put my jeans through the wash with some paper in the pocket blues

Holy shit

Modernism! perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/track/modern...

Trump take edible vegetables

They tried doing permanent daylights savings in Russia and people started killing themselves, mental disorders rose and everyone was generally fucking miserable

Don't even think about fucking with us

here's a triangle's passport photo