man, I luv junk food

Jump scare

doing more food prep than Thanksgiving today fucking stupid lol

A good strategy for Seattle would be to try to keep New England from scoring more points than them, OR try to score more points than New England

look at the pro-billionaire protest yall

Just dropped $20(!) on a Covid/Flu test and having terrible thoughts like, ‘this kid better have Covid’

EEEEEEEEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY @eehouls.bsky.social !!! You’re the BEST!!!!

Keep JD Vance the fuck off my television

Friday night Movie night Gonna watch Night of the Hunter Never seen it (don’t yell at me)

I wonder how many people are going to law school now for revenge

Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...

billionaires should not exist but im about to become one

We are at 230 shirts sold so far! This is *only* available today and all proceeds go to rent relief funds for folks in East St Paul, MN who have been impacted by the federal siege in Minnesota: bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

im of an age where i have to post this

yeah, I'm blocking the pro-AI writing professor thank you v much

Doing art badly is good and sacred

billionaires should not exist but im about to become one

Overheard coming out of the show last night: Oh man, I can't wait to sue a Waymo! (supposedly they arrive in Portland soon)

JRCG night comes to Portland, Oregon

Cool I.C.S. right now

reading up on the ski jump guys' dick acid situation and i think they should just let them use jet engines this is embarrassing

when I saw the teaser image, i knew i had to click (short 🧵)

here's a cloud making a crash landing— oh no!

fav things in the kid rock video: 1. kid rock struggling to take off his jacket mid-song 2. not a single audience member able to move in time with a beat that is basically paddy-cake paddy-cake

[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!

The audible groan I made when I read "headquarters_67"

"WHO LAUGHS LAST?"

here's a baby triangle

Watching The Witch (2015) Never seen it

Dem leaders, like: We’re standing up to this corrupt administration and we’ve negotiated an agreement that ICE gets to murder no more than three people a week

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

So I'm a dumb idiot and stuff but it seems like local officials could pass some zoning laws to make sure ICE isn't using random warehouses as detention facilities, r? Like kinda hard to imagine most current zoning would allow it

here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away

Kristen Stewart's run as the coolest person alive remains unbroken

here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away

Reposting (and please share!) since we have to move soon and moving is not cheap🙃

Finally watching Sing Sing

The worst Jonathan Richman song

they just did a tribute to catherine o’hara at the westminster dog show right before the terrier group ❤️😭

using my business smarts to turn my raw milk farm into an organic ecoli farm

pink pony club but it's a weapon

here's a grape flavored nine iron

Sometimes I read things about Stancil and I think, man, maybe he has a mental disorder but I think it might just be Being Online

At a fun restaurant

"I would like to cry about it and have a nap, your honor"

This one was my first movie credit (I did some little flash animations for it)

67 years ago today www.youtube.com/watch?v=dffF...

here's a grape flavored nine iron