Thinking about a voting block of people who recognize and despise motion smoothing and the connected politics of that stance

No good posts from me today It was a travel day

Share your favorite black n white movie

if anyone is interested in putting doug in their street fighter style game, you need only ask

Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like Buddy Holly, oh oh and I'm smashing down your door. I don't care bout the constitution anyway. I don't care bout that.

here's doug, the sentient floating baseball bat that's always angry

I think robot MLB umpires would be cool as long as you had to feed them baseballs the whole game. Like after each at bat, you feed them the ball and they shred it and say "zzzt— yummmm" They should also be allowed to fist fight the managers

I'll save you the click 1. Rice 2. Rice eating ants 3. Army of spiders (to eat ants) 4. Rival army of spiders 5. Spider web eating slugs 6. One large frog 7. Larger frog 8. Snapping turtle 9. Coffee grounds

wow, so sad how no one was good enough to be raptured the lord rejected us all and turned his gaze from earth forever

💰bite-size hotdogs💰

Everyone please be on message tomorrow: 1.The Rapture DID happen 2. NO ONE was good enough 3. God said on the news that was our LAST CHANCE let’s all have a great day

Everyone please be on message tomorrow: 1.The Rapture DID happen 2. NO ONE was good enough 3. God said on the news that was our LAST CHANCE let’s all have a great day

here's a cheez-it that went stale and became a host to ancient evil

/ looks directly at the camera /

Bird, noticing the sun hitting an angle on the horizon that kicks off their instinctual need to fly south: SON OF A BITCH!

putting on my 'too cool to rapture' shirt to give the boys down at the pool hall a laugh

just bit my lip real bad so i've decided to never eat again enough is enough

I asked myself: why is anyone watching this? what good could it do you? I was wrong this is amazing imagery

Pickled jalapeños (canned) Pickled red onion (fridge style)

you guys

While we were watching this last night, our kiddo had left on his toy walkie talkie and it picked up a random signal. So during a particularly intense part the walkie squawked and scared the living shit out of us

Rewatched I Saw the TV Glow I love movies

Everyone post a Batman!

now gavin,

Friday night Movie night Gonna watch Dog Day Afternoon Never seen it

thanks for putting up with me while I made these, gang

It gets stupider the longer you look at it

Finished s1 of Murderbot last night. It was fun, I liked it

should I do some more refrigerator ads today? they were kinda fun

This reminds me of how the Enron scandal was blown apart by a financial journalist asking such radical, anti-capitalist questions as "Where are the profits actually coming from?".

I think we're going to watch The Explorers with the Strong Boy tonight

thinking about becoming an antihero

That's AI in action, bb!

Kat is still out there fighting four hours after this. I'm just fucking livid.

I want to point out something very cool & admirable: Tropical Fuck Storm have different openers for just about every show of the tour. They’re giving bands like us a chance to reach new audiences, play big stages, & are really helping up-&-coming bands. That shit is RARE & so very commendable ❤️

'yes, you too can get shot through the neck' homerun, bound to work

for context for this thread i made

So how do we buy ads on the fridges?

national day of remembrance for my underwear that was losing its stretch and went in the stinky garbage passes the senate

🚨 TIM ROBINSON CHAIR COMPANY TRAILER ALERT www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0lD...

big meeting with the mayor today to go over my proposal to replace water fountains with hotdog dispensers

personally I care way more about this than jimmy kimmel but hopefully people who care about kimmel realize how it’s connected to mahmoud

Gotta call my sister who works in DC government but never ever watches the news and has no idea what is going on day to day and ask how it’s going with her

“LET IT BE KNOWN THAT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY TRIUMPH THE INSULT “COMIC” A BIGTIME UNFUNNY AND FRANKLY DANGEROUS RADICAL OF THE LEFT WHICH WANT TO THE DESTROY OUR GREAT COUNTRY. HE CAN NO LONGER POOP ON ANYTHING UNLESS HE WANTS A NICE LITTLE VACATION TO A BULDING IN THE CITY OF VENEZULA”

thank god comedy is legal again

It’s time to revisit the teachings

Just had a vision of the FBI interrogating Robinson trying to make him confess that he’s antifa and he repeatedly laughs and responds with something they have to search on google with ‘slang’ added at the end

Remember gang, do not give him the secret location of central antifa headquarters in Utah

guess it’s all up to this guy now