Americans are so self-absorbed thinking that anyone actually gives two shits about them when the really enemy are British tourists.

Incredible stuff on the timeline

PLATNER RECOMMENDS PEOPLE WATCH COME AND SEE AND HE’S STILL TRYING TO SAY HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A TOTENKOPF WAS OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

Super Nintendo Chalmers Johnson. Is that a thing?

I don’t see Night Court anywhere on this list

UW-Madison cops used to come into the coffee shop where I worked right when we opened and I was the only one working, order like 4 pour overs, and then dump half and half in them. They are history’s greatest monsters.

Dear Mr. President, there are too many Uptowns, Highlands Park, please only post these locations followed by the city name in parentheses so I don’t get confused.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Neneh Cherry ranks among the catalog artists I've played most since 2024. Her first two albums still sound fresh, crisp, and fun. And she hasn't stopped. Happy birthday. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2024/10/18/g...

How does an InkJet Printer stack up against Vincent van Gogh? Take our quiz.

more like Magnum P.U.

lol Iran called the US the Great Satan for decades and the first thing they did was a mass slaughter of children and an indiscriminate execution of their religious leaders… pretty sure their predictions were dead on

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

People (parents) bitch about the time change but I say EVERY weekend should have a bonus hour added to it. “You can’t just add an hour every week without consequences, stupid.” You can if every Wednesday loses the hour of 3-4 PM, NOW WHO’S STUPID

Shame about the women.

Women women women women women women women

Happy International Women’s Day

I’d call the old guy in this Canal Street Uncle Junior but 90% of elderly Italian men look like that

The idea that it’s important that we all watch people dying on our phones in order to fully understand a crisis or absolve ourselves of privilege has to be my least favorite take of the last 10 years.

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

It’s important for me to stay in halfway decent shape because I never know when I’m going to have to pull myself through a kitchen window after locking myself out of the house

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Every time I go to LA I hope that I’ll run into Weird Al but it’s always just someone I saw in an episode of Justified once

Iditarod 2026 via drone. 🐕🐕🐕

What marketing to millennials now looks like

You don’t have to type on a keyboard to prompt me to say dumb shit

I need the first 13 seconds of this clip on a 10 hour loop

So many things about Titanic annoy the shit out of me: the dialogue, the Revlontastic makeup, and recently I learned that US health laws strictly forbade the mingling of passenger classes so the entire premise is bullshit.

I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.

If you need some cheering up I highly recommend listening to this album. “It’s Raining Men” isn’t even the best song on it.

they’re just begging for a car chase

You mean our modern warplanes that are always flinging themselves off aircraft carriers?

Dudes Rock

bravo

l m f a o

I know polyamory is a perfectly fine, even often banal lifestyle but I’ve been seeing a mini glut of articles and advice columns where people are in miserable, icky situations and no one is like “hey, it’s not for everybody!”

Branch manager branching out

Markwayne Mullins is a Key and Peele East-West Bowl name

Markwayne is a pseudonym that comes from the word steamboat captains would traditionally call out when they needed a journalist bodyslammed down into the dregs of the Mississippi River.

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

Must’ve been on his way to Marnie’s Ranch

🎵EVERY VERMIN DIE NOW🎵

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The best fitting jeans I ever owned were from Delia*s

You're dooming. The cat cafes are unionizing and you're dooming.