The success of Night Of 1,000 Kates (Kate Bush tribute showcase) bodes extremely well for my Night Of 1,000 Jackées idea

others’ expectations are not the rubric against which I grade my own projection is not reality it is safe to be seen it’s my life, it only has to make sense to me

There should be mandated reporter protocols for kids who are “a pleasure to have in class”

News used to be better

Inconvenience is entire albums getting deleted from my itunes every time I got a new phone

I know what he means about dying a thousand deaths.

I think it's unhealthy for one's greatest ideological aspirations to be hoping the bad things happen quietly and politely enough that you can tune them out for a couple years. Trump isn't a freak aberration, he's a direct result of every administration since at least Nixon.

I can’t wait to go back to Melbourne so I can be an insufferable snob about coffee when I get return to the USA

This is no way to live

The use of “czar” for a government executive really reached an absurd peak the other day when I read someone’s position was the appointed “anti-semitism czar” which well yeah he usually was

It's the freakin weekend

People are like “don’t buy new clothes for vacation” but nothing makes you realize that you don’t have enough clothes like going on vacation

JD Vance trying to dunk on the pope

We threw a birthday party for Alfred the Sonoran Desert toad. She turned 19 years old today!

do it now, do it today

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

The story of my life

Today is Octidi the 18th of Floréal in the year 234. Floréal is the month of flowers. Today we celebrate basket of gold.#JacobinDay More information on basket of gold

I might be one of the last BFA student who had to print everything out for workshops and by the time you got to 400 level everything was so long you had to have the copy center do it for you and they’d give you your copies back in a box

Ted Turner was briefly so destructive to film preservation that the GOVERNMENT created the National Film Registry to keep some films safe, then Turner was like “fine! You like preservation so much, here’s a channel that just shows movies unaltered for 24 hours!!!” and it was the best channel ever.

[Meredith Brooks voice] 🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch / I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch / I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch / I am a fucking bitch

A friend of mine had an “Unsexy Party” in college and some of the costume ideas on the flyer were beekeeper, LARPer, and Judith Light

Now this is the Met Gala content I'm here for... Yes, it's the Ball Without Billionaires 👠🔥

Bad Bunny is Colonel Aureliano Buendia in 100 Years of Solitude 2: Solituder

I haven’t seen anyone mention M.I.A.’s tinfoil clothing line so here we go ohmni.com

Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

*taps earpiece*

Cat a l’orange

I hate California Uber Alles bullshit

Recently learned that steppe horse riders invented pants. We should thank them every day.

Kaimaru, a Kai Ken dog in a shirt decorated with local fruit, is the mascot for the southern Alps of Yamanashi Prefecture.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

This is how I hang out with my little sister. (^･ｪ･^)

The president of Cornell:

Don stole the Quizno’s rodent concept from Ginsburg after visiting him in the long-term care facility on Long Island where he resides in 2002

Peggy: Wait, Don, "Mattress" has eight letters. We can only use 7 digits for the number, so it'll be M-A-T-T-R-E-S. Don:

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

No one has ever poked the bear like Walt giving these people an excuse to Make Some Signs

Logan Square, Avondale, Wicker Park

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

Related 15th anniversary

The way dude on the right is checking them out

Niche complaint but I’m starting to suspect I’m the only librarian in my whole college system who knows how to use LibGuides correctly and it’s starting to piss me off!

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

fondly recalling Biden's Presidential Commission on the Supreme Court of the United States and its 300-page memo which advised, more or less, "Keep on truckin'" www.presidency.ucsb.edu/sites/defaul...