*Al Pacino voice* She’s got a great ass!

In the old days when we were open until 1AM, Myopic constantly got calls asking if we had a glory hole. I'd always regretfully say no, then properly crank the shit out the Dicks' "Saturday Night at the Bookstore" in their honor www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z48...

And I’ll fucking do it again

If you’re doing an autumn Gilmore Girls rewatch please pirate that shit

Trump is going to designate IKEA a terrorist organization.

Incidental shot of the coolest dog in the world from FOXES (1980)

I’ve got a controversial take and it’s that regional chains should stay regional. Stay the fuck out of Wisconsin, Buc-ee’s

They should call the attorney general Pam Blondi since she’s basically Hitler’s dog

😔

Yeah, I bet he is!

I think gen z needs to shut the fuck up about how sex in movies/tv is bad, and yet every time I re-watch a Game of Thrones episode I think that they might have a point

writing "self defense" on all my ammo just in case anyone ever asks me any questions that are already answered by the ammo

Are there any instruction librarians on here whose brains I might pick? Is this like yelling into a void? Hello?

Historic ‘causes’ of #Autism

This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation

Appointing James Hetfield to head the CDC and announcing breakthrough research proving a correlation between lifestyle and deathstyle.

The bar for evil right now should be very high and yet I think people who say bananas are bad for you are some of the most evil people in the world

ANITA BAKER KICKS ASS!!

Together these make up my "okay but maybe legacy media NEEDED to die" Roman Empire

We undertake lots of serious historical research, but this may be the most important of all: what in the *blue hell* was the “Hobbledeegobbledeecastle” in the Crystal Palace North Tower Gardens? Even this 1910 programme doesn’t know (The one from 1908 simply calls it “The funniest thing on earth”)

Very few people attended his funeral, too. He was an ugly moron and his butt smelled and he liked to kiss his own butt and no one liked him.

you guys

which nosy neighbor called ICE on someone to settle a dispute? this has that stank all over it

This lady is talking so slowly for someone with only 2 days left to tell us a lot of important stuff

I having a feeling that many of the dummies who order Charlie Kirk’s signature mint tea and honey drink at Starbucks take one sip, are totally grossed out, and immediately go back in the drive thru for their usual venti iced white chocolate macchiato

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Spartacus (1960) dir. Stanley Kubrick

I was feeling extremely anxious and tense for seemingly no reason but then realized it was because I was listening to the Thomas Chatterton Williams episode of @ifbookspod.bsky.social

Johnny Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, and P.J. Soles in ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL(1979) Dee Dee was BOTD in 1951

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Right after Katrina my credit card info got stolen and someone used it to donate money to the Red Cross. The lady from my bank seemed mad at me when I said it was a fraudulent charge.

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

Something I learned recently that I can’t get over is that the cinematographer of Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan also gave us Cool As Ice

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

A reminder that if you don’t have to reveal your workplace on social media just don’t do it. Don’t use your real name either. And birthdays should always be fake. Ok have fun!

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

happy birthday, monty

my friend Darren said all AI sounds like Crow’s Rutherford B. Hayes report; he’s right

Stop calling me a depression girlie and an anxiety baddie, it’s a serious medical condition!

The reason affluent media people are such suckers for “civility” is that the actual content of most politics has no real stakes for them personally. If you want to find these people’s true political feelings, mess with their money.

Yes but then again: Jim Crow was a minstrel character, California was named for a mythical island in a hit book, Lenin took the title of his breakthrough pamphlet from a polyamorous romance novel, and the American revolutionaries couldn’t stop quoting and stealing lines from a 1713 play about Cato

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

right wingers do mass shootings every day but as a leftist i'm supposed to answer for every 20 year old portland barista who thinks white people shouldn't make dumplings, do i have that right?

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

Nah I’m good