you may have noticed there is suddenly extra protein in everything. this is the government attempting to get us jacked. for war

Watching a TV adaptation of Madame Bovary with commercials is pretty ironic

Just thinking about how much I appreciate @billcorbett.bsky.social and remembered the time Crow hired Ortega to cater Servo’s first communion

I see chicagoans blatantly wasting cheese, just like they do on their pizzas

Weather as usual, any exposed flesh goes blue before falling off.

Always a shame to see supposed leftists rooting against America’s only community owned sports team

Me to the worst posters on this site when the British exodus arrives after they ban X, The Everything App

what’s my @itschristmastown.bsky.social moppet ranking?

throwback to a brighter day

I have verified that Keith Porter Jr’s father created this GoFundMe and is asking to support his grandchildren

No need to worry, Obama will make sure they play 👍

Don’t know what’s going on with football really but it sounds like Indiana is destroying Alabama like it’s one of their academic programs

gotta be some use for this at some point

At ANTIFA headquarters, the long dormant banana phone begins to ring ring ring ring ring

ICE killings in the news cycle feels a lot like cases of COVID in February 2020... first it was just one and two cases and then it was the only thing left to cover. we will see how this post ages.

I'll be thinking of you & your PROBLEMS.

I just got home from New York, where my dad violated the city’s “leave celebs alone” rule to drunkenly talk to Brian Cox. He was really nice about it.

Somehow this is the exact sequence of words that makes everything feel slightly less horrible

I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture) It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.

Chuck Schumer search history: -kente cloth lowest cost Amazon -ice Minneapolis lady black? -white women traditional wear -white women kente cloth?

Reminder that ring cameras turn data over to ICE. So smash ur ring camera, then go meet your neighbor in person and talk to them about doing the same.

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

"All these people are getting divorced because of you." www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYX1...

This is what happens when you elect a guy who actually bikes instead of a guy who double parks in a bike lane sideways.

This remix...

“Uh it’s Bolsonaro… yeah I’ll take his vitals, he’s a pain in the… HI JAIR, HOW ARE WE TODAY?”

and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month

what the fuck is a bingo list

I don't want to kinkshame (I am lying, I want to kinkshame putting hooters on the Animal Crossing dog) but if you have a comical sex hangup and you also intend to be very public with it, please develop a thick enough skin that you don't utterly melt down over "why though"

I hope he keeps acting and stops making music

I love walking around Greenwich Village bc it’s full of historic buildings and Midwest basics

On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

This is the shit I’m here for on Bluesky dot com.

23 episodes of Lost a year is a bad thing actually

Our Indigenous Advisory Panel often notes notes that in Pocahontas (1995), Chief Powhatan was Wahunsenacock, leader of a confederacy, not a single tribal chief, and that Pocahontas wasn't his daughter. They also note that in this scene, John Smith is 27 and Pocahontas is 11.

Neil Breen ass response

pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”

The "no worries if not!" opposition party.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison