Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.

I also had no idea this was a Canadianism, but I've definitely picked it up via hockey osmosis.

We are one week away from the return of the Turkey Fiend. defector.com/i-have-creat...

I'm basically never not thinking about Wolf Hall so when I saw the Holbein portrait of Thomas Cromwell it was like worlds colliding defector.com/the-eyes-hav...

I don't know how to make it stop

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Obvious spam but the post office should actually sell mystery boxes.

Servicey! defector.com/how-to-watch...

Imagine having a medical emergency in a room with the highest health officials in the country—best place for it, right?—and it turns out the most qualified of them are RFK Jr. and fucking Dr. Oz

Love this guy. defector.com/wilbur-huckl...

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated. It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is. music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

Hell yeah Phil

The bus is free now if you recite the Shahada

This playlist over the glum crowd is kind of beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8h...

Who voted no on the map, show yourself, I just wanna talk

I’ve seen enough of the Rangers offense

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

Local politics here usually have more of a “please don’t tell anyone how I live” vibe, so tonight’s a nice change.

No relation but she's a good blogger too

I can't wait to claim my birthright: cyberbullying Mayor Mamdani. Comes with the job. We got BDB's ass, we'll get your ass too!

I'd never heard the word "decussate" in my life and now it has appeared in the last two books I've read, from different authors. This means something.

Pretty sure my cat goes through the entire Kübler-Ross model in the hour before wet food is served.

Sticker game goes hard

There is something deliciously illicit about seeing the trains from above

I'm really happy to have had @keithparadise.bsky.social back on the site this week, with another banger.

Work chat currently derailed by some absolute FOOLS claiming that "Scary" and "Terry" rhyme.

I promise to all Americans that I will never apologize for or cover up my Metallica tattoo

Fun(?) mayoral election fact. Mario Cuomo lost *three* separate times to Ed Koch in 1977: in the Democratic primary, in a runoff because neither got 40 percent, and then finally as the Liberal Party candidate in the general, despite most powerful Dems urging him to drop out.

Energy Drink Thoughts: The brand Lucky has really grown on me in recent months, even despite having to read the founder's insane origin story on every can.

Cool website by @albertguillaumes.cat showing station maps of most European and American underground stations (nice colouring of TfL axiomatics). stations.albertguillaumes.cat

I am going to obtain that apple cider slushie or die trying defector.com/the-giants-w...

If today's your first day on Bluesky you should know we're all Yankees/Giants/Knicks/Rangers fans here, and have an unusual fondness for early-aughts nu-metal. Sorry but them's the rules.

Balancing my delight and shame at only now discovering Charles Portis defector.com/the-blog-of-...

New Sabaton album this week? Sure, I'll keep drinking that garbage.

I'm rereading 'Jurassic Park' for the first time in probably 30 years and it still hits.

Here's a hockey preview for you! It's concise, comprehensive, and objectifies a lot of men. defector.com/whos-hot-and...

I doodled it

Having visions of the summer of Drury/Gomez, except, you know, not a total disaster

Overheard, large muscled man to impossibly tiny longhaired dachshund: “Please shit, princess.”

We kind of take it for granted, but Neil Armstrong fucking up his quote at the big moment is like a top 5 funniest thing to ever happen.

This is legal as long as he dies

"As you can see, I am not a crank." defector.com/name-a-28-ye...

The iPhone calculator app lets you see your history and it’s pretty humiliating

I just read 3,000 consecutive Neal Stephenson pages and my brain has that slightly woozy affect that comes from exiting a theater after the sun has gone down.

I feel sort of done dirty by Silksong (I was fine with Hollow Knight's difficulty but this is just sadism) but I know my beloved Hades will treat me right.

Real Entenmannheads know fall is the best season

"An astonishing 95 percent of the 7,130 eligible MLB players were remembered at least once. Judging by bWAR accumulated in the 2000s, the most productive MLB player who went unremembered was Reese Olson, who has 4.4 bWAR at time of writing."

Lefties are radicalized by financial emergencies or institutional failures. Righties are radicalized by people being mean to them online.

They should bring back Julio and Marisol … love to know what they’re up to these days

Still hits so hard