everybody getting spice bags next year

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

rory woke up this morning and remembered something he wanted to have on the masters dinner menu

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Euphoria beetle was completely zoinked out with its head shoved into the flower and refused to move even for this bee, so the bee had to patiently climb around him

Chicago Pope and Pizzaballa catching up on all the JD Vance news

the thing about mets ownership/management wanting to treat the franchise like a business is that I feel like I can treat them as a business now too and rather than get all worked up over them struggling I'll just turn to something else until they do better or whatever

unicum fridays with viktor orban

they should paint little people on the side of jd vance like he was a ww2 bomber

hate that it had to be you, jake

it's not my bag, baby

This book is fucking wild. One of the best horror novels in years — different vibe than LIBRARY AT MOUNT CHAR but a shared wtaf spirit. I’m ride or die for @keithrosson.bsky.social now.

the thing about AI techbros and creativity to me is that they are in an industry that has clearly delineated right and wrong ways to do things and wish to impose that on everything, meanwhile in writing or whatever I don't care what decision you make, I only care that *you* make it

One of the core problems with all the economic coverage right now is that everybody's talking about the gross numbers, but if you actually look at just who's propping up the consumer economy right now, it's basically people making over $250k, and everyone else's spending is shrinking.

“We want to destroy the humanities as a field, we only want people working vocations, we don’t want you thinking, speaking, writing for yourself.” Is, once again, a Saturday morning cartoon villain’s plot.

41 degrees out and I might hold off a little bit this morning smh

maybe the cardinals should take this svanson guy out idk

dems should nominate the pope in 2028

we took the kids to a 9am showing of super mario galaxy and when yoshi appears on screen a kid down in front said “that’s yoshi”

This machine kills fascists

who on earth is maureen dowd's readership at this point, how do new york times opinion columnists have more job security than supreme court justices

saturdays at thrifts are a mess because they're full of wannabe resellers staring at their phones and looking up comps and whatnot and then there's insane pricing on some stuff but still scored a pair of vintage oakley titanium juliets for six bucks today

just finally read "last chance to see" and think douglas adams would be chuffed about this, hope arab and his dog are doing well

been reading a bunch of japanese horror and horror adjacent and by far the creepiest book I've read so far—including "ring"—was "convenience store woman" which I read in one too-late sitting last night

good morning (on a trial basis) www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgn...

pretty sure I can’t keep doing this so I might be checking out for a while

Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.

g’d’mm’t m’ts

we had four years where we didn’t have to wake up and immediately check the news to see what new nightmare the president has threatened to inflict on the world every morning and 77 million people voted that we should have to do that again and I will never get over it

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

do I think mike malone can win at north carolina? sure. would I rather have seen them hire, like, dante calabria or antawn jamison or somebody? yes.

jörmungandr: "i wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

at least the mets moved their start time up so we can get one more in before apocalypse and whatnot

I keep forgetting, are we supposed to take him literally or not

*artemis II checking social media and trying to turn the boat back around*

jake paul don’t listen to the woke haters. it will be completely fine for your career if you wear blackface

overcast, in the upper 40s, looks like it rained a little this morning, anyway I should go ride soon before global thermonuclear war or whatever

one of the messed up things about endless online debate culture is that there is actually no need for everyone to agree on everything, like man if a festival wants to make kanye the headliner in 2026 they can go right ahead, I'll just be sure to never support your shit

i think the number one problem with social media, and i think the first platform to solve this will make a trillion dollars, is there's no way to yell "Hyah! HYAH! GIT!" while making feinting little charges at people who you've already spooked but not yet routed

Ah yes, the for profit healthcare system and c suite execs implementing hospital policies and procedures that save them money but harm patients in the process. You hate to fucking see it.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

good morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Ro...

finished “breasts and eggs” tonight, tremendous book. not sure what to read next, just picked up a copy of “thebes at war” today so maybe that.

goddamn knicks/hawks was one of the best nba games I’ve watched in a while

if this is the end for bluesky just find me on strava I guess

Early story on the Bulls cleaning house (lots more to come):

Was thinking I gotta start posting less but now that the decision has been made for me by the site eating shit I don't like it.

wat