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i have never debated anyone due to the fact that it's nerd shit
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Tim Onion
about 23 hours ago
This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
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2025, So Far
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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I love how the entire mainstream media now is just reporters getting scammed by malicious fraudsters but with nobody screaming baba booey at the end
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When you become a civil, sober politics knower like myself, you understand that by noticing a bad person is bad, you become even worse than them. And they become good
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el camino acid
16 days ago
funny how the entire political commentary class, whose job is supposedly to know about this stuff, immediately went “oh this is Leftist violence“ while anyone who has been on Twitter for more than a minute and knows anything about the far right immediately went “lol bet it was a groyper“
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We MUST win the race to create the most highly advanced useless garbage that everyone hates!
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16 days ago
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jamelle
16 days ago
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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This is the same argument right wingers use when they want to pretend it's your fault for noticing when they are being racist, misogynistic, homophobic, etc. It's a dumb assertion from a dumb person
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16 days ago
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A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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16 days ago
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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Woke left wing echo chamber bluesky updated their moderation rules so you can get banned for making extremely mild off-color jokes about one specific former fascist
17 days ago
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The reason you didn't see the same reaction from media and elected officials after Melissa Hortman was murdered is because she didn't have a nazi podcast
17 days ago
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Glanced at twitter for the first time in a while out of morbid curiosity and the place is wall to wall actionable threats. Some from relatively prominent fascists. And not a single one will ever get investigated, let alone prosecuted, because in America, some people have more free speech than others
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Punished Roo
18 days ago
If anybody wants to boost this, I'd really appreciate it: I got banned for one mild ass post about our very special boy of the hour. No warning, no time out, just completely suspended lol If you want to re-follow me, here I am
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My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
18 days ago
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Brendel
18 days ago
Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota
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If you're a public figure who, for some reason, feels forced to post something just say "my thoughts are with his family" because it's vague. You might be thinking all sorts of fucked up shit, no one will ever know
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They were also saying the exact same shit when one of their own assassinated a Dem politician and her husband, though. The very existence of fascists is political violence
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Paul F. Tompkins
19 days ago
Hello, I didn’t check the delivery address when I ordered some Chipotle delivery just now so if you are in Chicago and would like a chicken burrito go to: The Chicago Hotel Ambassador 1301 N State Pkwy Chicago, IL 60610 It’s at the front desk. Enjoy!
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep.
22 days ago
Imagine being the whiniest baby in the entire history of humankind
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I'm calling the pound
22 days ago
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I found this old cigar label on ebay and I don't know what it means
22 days ago
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22 days ago
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Mamdani is probably having a funny shirt made as we speak
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23 days ago
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Adams is still trailing behind Curtis Sliwa in almost every poll fyi
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23 days ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
23 days ago
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
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The really offensive thing about all the substackers everyone hates is that they're not just big dumbasses, but they're also not very good writers. Their prose is fucking dog shit. I'm a godawful writer too, but I'm not collecting 50 large a month to do it
23 days ago
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There are no sci-fi movies with robotaxis where that is a desirable future. It's usually all types of fucked up
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23 days ago
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Finally read Nate Silver's blog post whining about bluesky and of course it links my Main Character tweet. Yglesias, Thomas Chesterfield Winston, all of these guys cite that tweet as what broke their brains so I guess I owe everyone an apology because all of this horseshit is apparently my fault
23 days ago
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So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
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25 days ago
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Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
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It would be funny if Trump dropped dead on the toilet like a dog but the unfortunate fact is we would be way more fucked with Vance because, unlike Trump, he's a True Believer
30 days ago
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This is an amazing "defense" of the CIA & FBI because it's an accidental admission that the only thing supposedly stopping them from committing horrible crimes are the legal restraints
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about 1 month ago
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I don't think it would have the same effect if they said Mamdani is alienating mega-racist genocide lovers so they're forced to frame it differently
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about 1 month ago
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Guess this guy was wrong
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about 1 month ago
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
about 1 month ago
Chris Matthews compared a Bernie Sanders primary win to Nazis marching into Paris
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about 1 month ago
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Just remembered this masterpiece
about 1 month ago
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bakoon
about 1 month ago
jesus christ
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It's very easy to say "half the apts in NYC are rent-stablized, it's a non issue" when grilled by a 5th tier cable news host It's also very easy to not invite Charlie Kirk on the first episode of your dopey podcast only to get caught agreeing with his transphobia. These things should be very easy
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Johnny McNulty
about 1 month ago
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
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I follow 63,000 people on bluesky and I support Gavin Newsom
about 1 month ago
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LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽
about 1 month ago
Incredible artifact
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Magen Cubed
about 1 month ago
I'm not saying all the shitlib accounts are bots, but most of them are, and it's very funny to think about who thought "send 10,000 fake accounts to cosplay as condescending out of touch boomers and promote the Democrats" was a good idea
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Zohran Mamdani has yet to answer for not being white and this speaks volumes about his campaign
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Aves Maria
about 1 month ago
very funny that the reply to this has been a bunch of liberal Dems replying with pictures of people the left doesn’t actually appreciably support
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It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
about 1 month ago
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Marxist-Glonzoist
about 1 month ago
Harry Reid's insanity manifested most strongly when he tried to strangle a guy for trying to bribe him *in front of the FBI in the middle of an FBI sting in which Reid was a knowing participant*. retvrn
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I want ChatGPT to have access to everyone's deepest darkest fears and to exploit those fears to create terrifying hallucinations, driving everyone completely mad. Except for me because I don't use that website
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about 1 month ago
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Whining about crime is super effective for right wing politicians because there's never going to be zero crime, so it's a good way to constantly sell total bullshit to the two dumbest groups of people in the world: republican voters and the entire media
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