Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny

All rules should have some reasonable exceptions and I believe you should be allowed to issue credible death threats to people who consistently make bad posts

Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile

Every night at 7:30 pm I have a double espresso and can't fall asleep until 2am but tbh I'm unlikely to stop doing this

Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic party, some guy who 95% of people couldn't pick out of a lineup and the other 5% don't like him is

Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

If the republicans go back on their word they will look like untrustworthy hypocrites, which is a thing they definitely care about

I remember one time on the Stretch and Bobbito show somebody said they saw Kool Keith on the subway reading a book called MEGABRAIN

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

New York City is great in many ways but "hosting large family gatherings" isn't one of them! When we moved out of the city, our families started traveling to our place for holidays a lot more often.

After whining for a few minutes Kevin finally gets to his actual pitch, and of course it's the same thing every tedious right wing debate bro wants from every high profile left winger: He wants Mamdani to come on his podcast so he can generate revenue from it

It's awesome that they're probably going to tank the entire world economy for this nightmare tech that no one actually wants

Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day

People are already starting to flee New York

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Thank you Phillip for volunteering to be Bluesky's "Dumbass Of The Day"

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

Say what you will about the optics here, but this ad is going to play extremely well among huge racist assholes who live upstate and cannot vote for NYC mayor

Setting aside the fact that republicans still haven't scraped enough brain cells together to figure out what a tariff is, Abbott also doesn't realize he's saying he's going to punish right wingers by making them pay a fee to run away from NY

I definitely wouldn't have thought this yesterday but as of right now I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of everyone at the Bass Pro Shop in Odessa Texas by myself

Chuck Schumer has like a 22% approval rating, it's perfectly fine and maybe even beneficial for him to stay the fuck out of it

Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit

Andrew Cuomo picks up another big 11th hour endorsement, my neighbor who calls the police on anyone who parks on the street in front of his house

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

I've been saying this for years but then my building had the old gas lines repaired and I stopped saying it, not sure what that's all about

According to most conservatives, none of the three NY mayoral candidates are actually white because Cuomo is Italian and Sliwa has been on the subway

Personally i didn't think there was really a need for a 2nd debate but Cuomo didn't have enough time to say all the insanely racist shit he planned for the first one so i understand why they had to have another

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

There are a lot of esoteric nazi-related symbols that I probably wouldn't recognize but I'm extremely suspicious of all the people on here claiming they didn't know what the SS death's head was before now. It's arguably the 3rd most recognizable nazi symbol, if not #2

god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate

I sincerely apologize for getting a nazi death's head tattoo, but in my defense, i got it while i was getting drunk with a bunch of other nazis at a nazi tattoo parlor

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

Curtis Sliwa was the original right wing guy afraid of the subway. But he actually did something about it! Something goofy, but nevertheless..

I'm gonna watch that Doctor Who episode where Julian Glover has 6 Mona Lisa's in his basement and has to steal the one hanging in the Louvre so he can sell them all

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

I usually roll my eyes when people complain about social media being too NY centric, but it looks like these are a bunch of New York maga grandpas visiting Denver for the Giants game. And then a random kid wearing a Yankees hat decides to fuck with them. So I guess I understand now

You can only hold this belief if you also believe that fascist morons have something of value to add. But they never say anything interesting or insightful or even anything grounded in reality. Fascist discourse exists only to promote fascism. It has no other value

Why would you tell the newspaper that your wife left you because you bought a cybertruck? And why are we not getting articles from her perspective instead. I bet she's doing great now!

If you didn't know republicans were racists in the 1990s, that's because from your POV they were at an acceptable level of racist. There was enough breathing room for you to maybe deny it in public. But yeah, today they just have swastikas hanging up in the office, that's harder to deny, fair enough

Couldn't get a pic in time, but i saw one of these assholes with like a 5 ft wingspan by the bronx river today and I wish all birds around here were this big

Man on the left looks like he writes for a 1930s pulp magazine called Astonishing Tales of Ephebophilia

Kind of amazing that the photo Politico used of one of these folks -- the one who made a joke about gas chambers -- is from an event that Politico sponsored last summer.

The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

There should be a negative follow button like a thumbs down that creates a 2nd bizarro feed of people you hate. You're welcome

All but like 50 are total garbage

A lot of people who are barely sentient themselves believe that AI chatbots are sentient and I think that's beautiful

The only time dollar coins have ever actually been even remotely useful is when the treasury fucked up big time and let you use a credit card to buy them at face value with free shipping. People bought a ton of them and got an insane amount of credit card points then returned them all to the bank