Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern

I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

it has come to my attention that not everybody knows that this setting exists

Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you

megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash

im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters

An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

The people he's talking about here have charisma levels somewhere around the Mariana Trench and it would be fucking amazing if they tried making tiktoks

I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison

The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

Why would I hate-read anything? We are only on this planet for a limited amount of time and I'd rather spend mine doing things I like. Plus, I'm not into body horror

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter

It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes

Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares

Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny

All rules should have some reasonable exceptions and I believe you should be allowed to issue credible death threats to people who consistently make bad posts

Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile

Every night at 7:30 pm I have a double espresso and can't fall asleep until 2am but tbh I'm unlikely to stop doing this

Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic party, some guy who 95% of people couldn't pick out of a lineup and the other 5% don't like him is

Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!

If the republicans go back on their word they will look like untrustworthy hypocrites, which is a thing they definitely care about

I remember one time on the Stretch and Bobbito show somebody said they saw Kool Keith on the subway reading a book called MEGABRAIN

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

New York City is great in many ways but "hosting large family gatherings" isn't one of them! When we moved out of the city, our families started traveling to our place for holidays a lot more often.

After whining for a few minutes Kevin finally gets to his actual pitch, and of course it's the same thing every tedious right wing debate bro wants from every high profile left winger: He wants Mamdani to come on his podcast so he can generate revenue from it

It's awesome that they're probably going to tank the entire world economy for this nightmare tech that no one actually wants

Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day

People are already starting to flee New York

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Thank you Phillip for volunteering to be Bluesky's "Dumbass Of The Day"

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

Say what you will about the optics here, but this ad is going to play extremely well among huge racist assholes who live upstate and cannot vote for NYC mayor

Setting aside the fact that republicans still haven't scraped enough brain cells together to figure out what a tariff is, Abbott also doesn't realize he's saying he's going to punish right wingers by making them pay a fee to run away from NY

I definitely wouldn't have thought this yesterday but as of right now I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of everyone at the Bass Pro Shop in Odessa Texas by myself

Chuck Schumer has like a 22% approval rating, it's perfectly fine and maybe even beneficial for him to stay the fuck out of it

Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit

Andrew Cuomo picks up another big 11th hour endorsement, my neighbor who calls the police on anyone who parks on the street in front of his house

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

I've been saying this for years but then my building had the old gas lines repaired and I stopped saying it, not sure what that's all about

According to most conservatives, none of the three NY mayoral candidates are actually white because Cuomo is Italian and Sliwa has been on the subway