If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

This is how real Italians eat pizza back in the old country

I don't really talk about the nazi tattoo dunce all that often because i don't live in Maine and neither do you

The easiest jobs to replace with AI are execs because AI is remarkably good at doing nothing useful and being dumb as hell while pretending to be the most special smartest boy in the room

The new AI rolling stones song is fucking godawful. I don't remember if it was Baudrillard or Marshall McLuhan or Philip K Dick who predicted all this shit where everything is a poor simulation, but i do know that it sucks

When he gets booed he says the same shit these guys always say: "You dont like AI? Too bad, we're going to force it on you" I've never seen that happen with any other unpopular tech. You dont like 8 tracks? Too fuckin bad, we're going to destroy your records & cassettes and force you to use 8 tracks

May 13th 1984 was not a Friday. There is no debate. Case closed. End of discussion

Everything else aside, lecturing the head of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha about the innate superiority of the Anglo-Saxon race could actually be a pretty good bit

Being shitty to journalists is one of the top political causes on this site, so yeah I think doing that exact thing will probably help your cause

Was accidentally on the discover tab and the whole thing is about Hasan Piker lol. Sorry that everyone in the genocide fan club thinks he's bad, but stop clogging up the internet please, thanks

One of my favorite types of guy is the guy who thinks everything in the world only started becoming political immediately after he started getting brainwashed by right wing propaganda on youtube

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

Never heard anyone in my entire life say this except him. Seems to be a case of "local shlub sees academic journal for the first time in his life & encounters an academic term." Beshear can go stand in the corner with the rest of the whining involved population

This guy's face is very much in the uncanny valley

Disgraced newspaper still caping for disgraced governor

I do not support the troops and i'm happy that they're forced to eat dog food with giraffe tongue and carrots

Say what you will about nerds, but back when only nerds made websites, they worked. You'd fire up your computer, go to a website, and it was actually there

and this was before this latest one! bsky.app/profile/myri...

Has anyone calculated the chance of a J6er being convicted of sex crimes vs the general population? It's gotta be like 10,000% higher

If you livestream your entire life being a detestable asshole i'm surprised you're not constantly walking into fists. Everyone knows where you are at all times, be thankful most of them are busy with their own lives

I don't think I've ever seen wikipedia entry that just says (person) lol. That's very strange to me. Clavicular (some guy)

Yeah but look what happened the last time everyone stuck around to hear Charlie Kirk speak

Whenever a politician's texts get leaked

Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up

The Sarah Connor Chronicles

“how am i supposed to post 100 times a day?”

This fuckin guy's not even a Never Trumper, he voted for Trump in 2016! He's a Sometimes Trumper!!

I have decided to open the strait of hormuz. Enough is enough already. If you want to go into the strait of hormuz, i won't stop you

This is the dawning of the age of Albanians, the age of Albanians

I'm still thinking about Eric Adams turning Albanian

Polls from 2014 said the top republican contenders were Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush & Chris Christie

What would you do if you were dating someone and everything is going fine but then they decided to become Albanian

I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian

Sorry to be a downer, but we are definitely living in a parallel bizarro universe created by Large Hadron Collider experiments in 2015

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

Columbia suspended, expelled, and retroactively revoked degrees in proceedings that were so arbitrary and capricious they were overturned by a NY state judge. Literally the only evidence Columbia submitted came from sealed records of dismissed arrests—records that Columbia shouldn't have even had.

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

My life has been enriched by the magic of books, not sure what Iran means here though. Probably the same thing

He misunderstood when trump told him you're like a son to me

Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen? Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening

To be fair though, if you've ever changed your profile pic you are essentially a completely new entity in my mind and you have to start over from scratch getting in my good graces

They didn't even bother trying to get some right wing nitwit who would inevitably fail miserably, they just sold off the time slot as if it was an infomercial

This site is slow as shit because the holier than thou leftists are using up too much precious data dunking on nerds instead of quietly listening and learning

They're commissioning the world's top scientists to print the text of the First Amendment on a single atom and releasing it in Trump's general direction

Trump definitely didn't write that "Praise be to Allah" post, it sounds nothing like him. Also, he's dead. He died after being poisoned by Iranian operatives who infiltrated McDonald's. RIP

You can't complain about toxicity driving people away from here until you can explain why the NY Times created a separate account solely dedicated to getting dunked on

Sorry this guy fell out a window and died (RIP) but the phrase "Daily Wire action film" is hilarious to me

I dont know why people are leaving this app but some of the most utterly repellent people on the planet think it's because of you, actually