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i have never debated anyone due to the fact that it's nerd shit
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Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this
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Evil degenerate beings inhabit the cavern world of the inner earth and they use ancient advanced supertech to torment the minds of innocent surface dwellers. And the CIA killed JFK
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Never heard anyone in my entire life say this except him. Seems to be a case of "local shlub sees academic journal for the first time in his life & encounters an academic term." Beshear can go stand in the corner with the rest of the whining involved population
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Parker Molloy
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This guy's face is very much in the uncanny valley
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Disgraced newspaper still caping for disgraced governor
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5 days ago
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I do not support the troops and i'm happy that they're forced to eat dog food with giraffe tongue and carrots
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6 days ago
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Say what you will about nerds, but back when only nerds made websites, they worked. You'd fire up your computer, go to a website, and it was actually there
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Pablo Hidalgo
6 days ago
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ryan cooper
7 days ago
and this was before this latest one!
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Has anyone calculated the chance of a J6er being convicted of sex crimes vs the general population? It's gotta be like 10,000% higher
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7 days ago
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If you livestream your entire life being a detestable asshole i'm surprised you're not constantly walking into fists. Everyone knows where you are at all times, be thankful most of them are busy with their own lives
8 days ago
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I don't think I've ever seen wikipedia entry that just says (person) lol. That's very strange to me. Clavicular (some guy)
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8 days ago
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Yeah but look what happened the last time everyone stuck around to hear Charlie Kirk speak
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8 days ago
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Whenever a politician's texts get leaked
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8 days ago
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Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up
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The Sarah Connor Chronicles
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10 days ago
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10 days ago
“how am i supposed to post 100 times a day?”
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This fuckin guy's not even a Never Trumper, he voted for Trump in 2016! He's a Sometimes Trumper!!
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10 days ago
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I have decided to open the strait of hormuz. Enough is enough already. If you want to go into the strait of hormuz, i won't stop you
10 days ago
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This is the dawning of the age of Albanians, the age of Albanians
12 days ago
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I'm still thinking about Eric Adams turning Albanian
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Polls from 2014 said the top republican contenders were Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush & Chris Christie
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What would you do if you were dating someone and everything is going fine but then they decided to become Albanian
12 days ago
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I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian
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Sorry to be a downer, but we are definitely living in a parallel bizarro universe created by Large Hadron Collider experiments in 2015
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13 days ago
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Blue sky nice ghost
13 days ago
God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks
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Max Kennerly
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Columbia suspended, expelled, and retroactively revoked degrees in proceedings that were so arbitrary and capricious they were overturned by a NY state judge. Literally the only evidence Columbia submitted came from sealed records of dismissed arrests—records that Columbia shouldn't have even had.
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Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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My life has been enriched by the magic of books, not sure what Iran means here though. Probably the same thing
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15 days ago
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He misunderstood when trump told him you're like a son to me
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15 days ago
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Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen? Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening
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To be fair though, if you've ever changed your profile pic you are essentially a completely new entity in my mind and you have to start over from scratch getting in my good graces
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16 days ago
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They didn't even bother trying to get some right wing nitwit who would inevitably fail miserably, they just sold off the time slot as if it was an infomercial
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16 days ago
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This site is slow as shit because the holier than thou leftists are using up too much precious data dunking on nerds instead of quietly listening and learning
16 days ago
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They're commissioning the world's top scientists to print the text of the First Amendment on a single atom and releasing it in Trump's general direction
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17 days ago
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Trump definitely didn't write that "Praise be to Allah" post, it sounds nothing like him. Also, he's dead. He died after being poisoned by Iranian operatives who infiltrated McDonald's. RIP
17 days ago
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You can't complain about toxicity driving people away from here until you can explain why the NY Times created a separate account solely dedicated to getting dunked on
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18 days ago
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Sorry this guy fell out a window and died (RIP) but the phrase "Daily Wire action film" is hilarious to me
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18 days ago
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I dont know why people are leaving this app but some of the most utterly repellent people on the planet think it's because of you, actually
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Brandon Friedman
18 days ago
Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English
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18 days ago
We have the pinky toe amputation coming up in a few weeks, and I haven’t got a written estimate yet but the verbal one was $2500. I deleted the post but my pay got restructured in the past month and made everything even tighter than it already was. So I’m still taking help if anyone else wants to.
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alyson “end the BBC” greaves
19 days ago
Shirley Manson transforms from a urinal into a Shirley Manson and immediately stabs a guy in the eye with her own finger, 11/10 show
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I think bluesky's growth problem is caused by the people always complaining about bluesky's growth problem. Nobody likes a Negative Nancy
19 days ago
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Been rewatching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-9) and it's interesting from a 2026 perspective to watch a show where the premise is just "let's go find everyone making AI and assassinate them"
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gg
20 days ago
my soul has left my body
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One thing I like about social media is if someone tells you to take a long walk off a short pier, that is regarded as a real and serious death threat
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You're not really allowed to complain about vibes when you show up to a protest in your JC Penny suit. Plus you sucked on 90210
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25 days ago
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This is not a real thing, it's just how normal people's faces look when they hear about the new york times
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27 days ago
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Ever since the schools stopped teaching cursive writing, our nation's graffiti has been in decline. Today's kids couldn't even do a simple throw up, let alone an end to end burner. As governor, I will close the graffiti deficit
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