The peasants can eat liver & onions while this guy is feasting on the finest cuts of raccoon

Please show some respect for the pedofascist president

This is of course the same tired right wing bullshit from Newsom because no dem politicians are spending much time on pronouns. It's a thing that republicans pretend and a thing dem politicians say when they're pitching to republican voters

Nobody actually needs to know what's going on here. I almost never know what the hell is going on and I post about it anyway. I just guess and fill in the blanks

I still don't care about posting on an app that has "growth" or "relevance," i just don't really feel like hearing what fascist pieces of shit have to say about anything, that's pretty much it. Plus, it's like a winter fuckin wonderland outside, go worry about that instead

Fuckin snowin outside

Just found out that Cosey Fanni Tutti is dancing in the video for Sylvester's 'you make me feel mighty real' ?? which is crazy to me

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

It seems that the wretched kool kid leftists have once again noticed that I am a deranged moron. And they have noticed this fact in the most nefarious way imaginable: by reading things I have posted publicly on social media

However, luxury items that I don't really need but keep me placated are cheaper than they were like 150 years ago, so there's 2 sides to every story

I think anyone would be excited about innovative tech that's useful or solves a problem. Want your dishes clean with less labor? Dishwasher. Want to make calls when you're not home? Mobile phone. But why would you want an invasive computer program that lies to you and kisses your ass?

That the main liberal position seems to be “only complete and total loyalty, no critical thinking is allowed” should actually worry people.

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

I think a fundamental divide in modern dem party politics is between people who want to change/influence candidates & people who want to change/influence the electorate. One of these tactics seems much fucking easier imo

Business opportunity: App that recruits people with low credit scores to shop for you

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

Was about to mock this, but then I realized that when the Key Food down the street from me cuts the price on unsold rotisserie chickens by 75% after 8pm, that's where I want to be seen

Happy Valentines Day to the worst idea anyone has ever had on Bluesky

Fake jobs can be replaced by fake tech, yes. Better learn something useful quick like how to snake a drain

Libertarians tried to warn me about Trump but I didn't listen

i just saw de blasio at a cafe and couldn’t think of something funny to say and right after i left realized i should’ve asked him how his groundhog day was goddamnit

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern

I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

it has come to my attention that not everybody knows that this setting exists

Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you

megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash

im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters

An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

The people he's talking about here have charisma levels somewhere around the Mariana Trench and it would be fucking amazing if they tried making tiktoks

I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison

The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

Why would I hate-read anything? We are only on this planet for a limited amount of time and I'd rather spend mine doing things I like. Plus, I'm not into body horror

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter

It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes

Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares

Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny