thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Better Call Saul is so funny, the explanation for Mike being incredibly good at crime is because he was a cop in Philadelphia

I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"

Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?

from the emails, I’d assume epstein’s whole job was just introducing rich guys to rich guys

JCO has really been having a good time lately, and you just love to see it.

These emails between Michael Wolff and Epstein strategizing on how to help Woody Allen’s image in the wake of Dylan Farrow’s CSA allegations are just stunning.

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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

the etsy witches must be cleaning up today

No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.

my general weekend vibe

To the MAHA women wearing cats eye glasses: my culture is not your costume.

Tragic. We are failing these men.

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.

Michael Shannon in a top hat? Say less, dawg.

Donald Trump has pardoned former Army Ranger Cameron Poe, convicted in 1989 of a federal manslaughter charge in Mobile, Alabama. Poe served 8 years in federal prison and was paroled in 1997. Today’s pardon restores his military rank, giving him access to his Army pension and a military burial.

When mom says no more Halloween candy but you’re already polishing off the last two tootsie pops

Richest nation in human history

The pitch-black comedy of the visual of a Kennedy immediately fleeing when someone's life might be in danger

veep was a documentary

if Subway has any courage they will hire this man for advertisements

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Series of hedge fund guys who live further and further away from New York demanding through the press that Zohran debate them

i need gavin newsome to stop texting me

I spend an inordinate amount of time getting yelled at by a cat.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

Love a KLF reference

Primary them all and let god sort them out.

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

gimme that cuomo news

I’ve seen enough.

Me in about 12 hours, watching some of the worst people ever fully crash out.

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

seasonal depression, right on time

While gutting healthcare for regular Americans, the president personally intervenes for the Dilbert guy.

I must have seen the OG Halloween a million times, but I still find something new to appreciate every time. Never get sick of this one.

“Lonnie Elam probably won’t get out of the sixth grade.” Laurie Strode straight up cooked that child.

It’s the spookiest month (the one where you are scheduled to eat a stressful meal with your entire family).

Haven’t been this interested in what a Karjenner had to say since Kylie posted on IG about chemtrails like 10 years ago.

When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”

i strongly encourage the white house to make vance the face of their shutdown defense, i cannot think of a better man for the job, this defense is flawlessly persuasive, keep it up

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

And yet no one had shit to say when Christopher Moltisanti referred to his cousin Tony as his uncle.

I don’t know how you can top the genius casting of Richard Dawson in the original Running Man