do go on …

Michael Jordan reportedly leaving the season opener early

Thinking about all the Free Press links CBS employees must have been Slacking each other over the past few weeks

a huge sign of overconfidence is letting Miller talk on camera. a uniquely revolting presence in an administration of sentient red flags.

Glad Carmella got to break off a piece of middle-age David Strathairn. Good for her.

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t go to law school.

Sorry, but I'm not taking lessons in tolerance from the self-proclaimed "LGB without the TQ" crowd. Try another day.

I’m starting a book club with this couple reading over my shoulder on the train

best family trip since january 6th

That poor waitress at the Lisa Barlow lunch

Wish we got to see audience reaction shots

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

an executive order making the super bowl halftime show a dan bongino podcast live show

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Literally two mass shootings by vets with foreign combat experience and some pretty clear untreated PTSD in a single day, good thing our entire counterterrorism apparatus has been redirected to landscapers and enby teenagers

Terrible mayor, but damn if he isn’t having the time of his life. He’s gonna be chasing this high forever.

the beating heart of MAGA: an alcoholic sex creep reality TV guy who now runs the military whining and sniveling that people don't respect mass murderers enough

you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds

"gentlemen, i've called you to an urgent meeting today to announce ..."

Good for GWAR. Glad they’re having a moment.

The alphabet is complicated. Some letters are good, but others are evil. G has a little mustache

i gotta take away my cat’s food in a few hours cause he’s having his teeth pulled in the morning, and i have no illusions on getting any sleep tonight

"boyfriend Bill Belichick" is a deeply cursed compound phrase

50 large in a Cava bag. That’s the detail that really sings.

In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now the White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration

Monsignor Jughead

*stepping out of a time machine in 2007* I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

I think I found Carmen Sandiego

lol new clown car just rolled up

So interesting to see what constitutes “celebrating.”

CBS officially the Walker Texas Touched By An Angel network. Right down to the news division.

Creating an AI Wallet Inspector app

Thank God they found the guy because Dan Bongino hasn't slept in 48 hours. Now he can focus on opening that restaurant where the waitresses are hot but also Christians. And selling that ATV he bought two months ago, cash only.

seeing tributes and eulogies that can only be described as fan fiction

Sadly, the mass shooting at that school today is going to get swallowed up by the death of a man who had no sympathy for them.

Don’t forget to leave a vial of weaponized anthrax out for Colin Powell tonight.

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

the fact that trump used to own a modeling agency feels particularly relevant at this moment in time

There are gonna be college classes taught about this campaign.

They’re calling it the most coherent PR strategy ever.

major shoutout to the guy reading the pulp wikipedia entry as he's leaving the pulp concert

They’re calling it the most ironclad argument ever.

Seen out and about in Chicago.

what if we call it the department of gwar

It is the funniest fucking thing how this doll actually looks

Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...