mark greene driving around hawaii listening to todd rundgren 😢

Robocop vibes

love Gumby’s lost-in-thought face.

That “musician” chyron under Jesse Solomon’s name is doing some work.

As usual, Pinhead stuns at the Met Gala.

Alicia Carmody’s brain should be studied by scientists.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

Would love to read a deeply reported feature on the how and why of the collapse.

No, I don’t wanna call my dad! Do you wanna call your dad?

Totally not the point, but I can’t help but picture Marc Corrigan when Ackerman starts lecturing on the Roman Empire.

Important to note this is the knock-on effect of now mostly Europe-based pharma companies flatly refusing to sell the US their murder drugs and rather than take the hint they just keep coming up with more barbarous means of killing prisoners

I can’t stop thinking about the time this band played live on Nickelodeon. The network censored “beer” from the lyrics but the name was fine to say on air.

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Something that really crystallized the culture’s unhealthy relationship with celebrity for me when I was a kid was watching that lady outside the courthouse release one white dove for each not guilty verdict at MJ’s trial.

Fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish. They move to Berlin and record albums with Brian Eno.

New: Kash Patel's FBI launched an unnecessary raid on the home of a former Capitol Police officer, based on Jan. 6 conspiracy theories from right-wing media outlet The Blaze.

The more beat-up Ken Cosgrove gets, the more I’m attracted to him. Don’t know what that’s about.

This shot will never not cook me

This is what we’re calling sex tourists now?

The Butthole Surfers are culture

That Friday feeling

Wouldn’t hate it if Adam Ant joined him onstage either.

If Leo is soft on crime, then who were the law-and-order popes?

sebastian gorka's probably crying his eyes out on his huge pillow

Can we get some of that energy on this side of the Atlantic?

[scientist looking through microscope in disbelief] mother of god... it's... it's a reverse milkshake duck

Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated

Very thrown by the desire by a small cohort to circle the wagons around Eric Swalwell, a guy I would never expect to inspire such devotion.

"what do you want them to do?"

This one takes up a quite a bit of real estate in my head as well. That and the fact that he mentioned wanting to retire in Golan Heights. I think it was the same interview.

Looking at all the hiking and mountain-climbing photos dudes post on Hinge in a new light after learning what an “alpine divorce” is.

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

A good rule of thumb is to not trust anyone who refers to themself as a futurist.

Imagine dying overseas because Rob Schneider successfully lobbied for a return of the draft

If there’s one thing the stock market shows us it’s that people with lots of money will believe anything.

gorgeous

when mom starts a group chat

Behold a pale horse, and the Rider’s name was DEATH, and HELL followed with her

and that’s all (mueller) she wrote, folks!

Trump bringing Bette Davis energy to Mueller’s passing.

Will always remember March 18 as the day Craig Conover referred to himself as “an empath.”

Everyone's getting their jokes off about this, which is fine. But instead of goofing around, I won $300,000 on Kalshi by betting that there'd only be one provably barefoot person in a photo of seven crypto freaks. Enjoy being poor.

Unintentionally alarming passage from a book about managing adult-onset ADHD.

Can they give Wagner Moura a special Oscar for being hot?

/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Girl Dad"

Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...

I am this cat’s owner yet every day this cat owns me.

I want Jennifer Tilly’s life.

Helluva way for the president to refer to dead soldiers — soldiers killed in a war he started. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...