r.i.p. Alan Greenspan, met Ayn Rand when he was 26 and went on to make the most incredible mess of the U.S. economy based largely on her insane theories www.theawl.com/2011/04/when...

As a writer I can only aspire to create a single sentence this dense with implied horror

Kind of feels like Robert Pattinson is doing a little homage to Martin Short in Clifford in the awkward wedding portrait scene in The Drama.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

if only someone had helped the Hamburger Helper before it was too late

good luck winning a popularity contest against Mamdani in NYC, Markwayne

Obsessed with the Economist putting a chart on Instagram showing that the social security trust fund is vanishing at the same time they are running their cover story about how to protect themselves from Gen Z socialism

when you check her drivers license

I love my fun uncles.

wu-tang clan deserves some credit

I’ll always treasure my parasocial relationship with my fun uncles Ernie, Kenny, Shaq, and Sir Charles.

Shout out to the guy on Tinder who apparently forgot to update his bio after that “solo journey through Thailand.”

and Whitey's on the moon

I hope Timmy C is staying hydrated

Go Knicks

Manifesting an L.A. Guns song from 1987 called "Roku City Woman."

I swear to god this is real.

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Kindred spirits

Absolutely shocking how easy this is.

This just sounds like if University of Austin decided to have class outside and/or catering.

hey man is everything ok? I noticed your gritty, unflinching civil war drama—a masterpiece of action, acting, production design, and cinematography—had a discordantly lush synthpop soundtrack, recasting our nation’s greatest tragedy—and triumph—as something to simply dance or shop to

how many toilets are they installing on the white house lawn next to the octagon?

blanket apology to my neighbors for all the hooting and hollering I did during the last 10 minutes of the summer house reunion

You’re a good sport, just kidding simmons

It seems to me that you lived your life like a candle or some shit

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

Garfield tried to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi no fewer than 300 times and yet Nermal kept showing up for work every day, defiant, never complained.

dnc autopsy: we live in a society

dnc autopsy: in conclusion, america is a land of contrasts

The Hold Steady's @franznic.bsky.social testified before Congress Monday about Live Nation, calling it "the epitome of the kind of monopolistic power that antitrust law was created to address"

Denvis

heaven’s getting another angel 🥹

Had no idea Mr. Feeney still gets down like that

If there’s one thing a Bravo editor’s gonna do, it’s cutaway to a dog looking befuddled amid a raging argument.

Brian Eno in this era was also getting laid so much that he suffered a collapsed lung

*Paul Verhoeven explodes in the distance*

you can Eleanor Rigby like solidly 75% of this headline

Carter sometimes gives off Buster Bluth vibes in his scenes with Gamma

Sir Charles will always have a place in my heart for speaking out in support of trans people during that bad faith, astroturfed bud lite smear campaign

Would’ve loved to have seen this

Elon Musk (Richest Man In World With A Life Nonetheless Devoid Of Anything Resembling Joy) Still Upset About Lady Ghostbusters

This would make for a great one-act play.

the fact that the average person just does not give a half of a shit about trans people and what is being done to us daily (and what is being threatened) is really really really starting to wear me down. just total apathy, even from the people that purport to care

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One day I’m gonna cook without burning myself.

Would love to see Alicia Carmody’s unedited confessional footage.

Shoutout to the guy on Hinge who listed his FICO score

Dr. Susan Lewis going to see Orbital.