this is what every Tool song is about

Voting to confirm RFK jr only to get got like this. Woof.

Happy posthumous birthday to Rob Gretton, a live wire of a talent manager who was played with brash glory by #PaddyConsidine in the #movie 24 Hour Party People. Check out our episode on that film with special guest @maggieserota.bsky.social here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

guy who can't get ice to let him in the door of any facility despite technically being their boss: "i'm going to make them watch and comply with so many hr videos"

Many happy returns to the Queen Bassist herself, Patricia Morrison - born 14.01.62

🙂

Oh sorry, I haven’t been online that much tonight, I’ve been forced to help organize a safety patrol at my kid’s daycare, because ICE stopped by today.

Maurice DuBois would never.

Happy birthday to Bernard Sumner of #JoyDivision. Biopic: A Podcast Story talked about Joy Division, #NewOrder, and the Manchester music scene in our episode on the #movie 24 Hour Party People with special guest @maggieserota.bsky.social. Episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Tfw

I’m old enough to remember when winning the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.

tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children

spare a thought for the corporate comms department

Very cool of Zohran to get sworn in on the Ghostbusters 2 set.

Happy Q1, everybody. Let’s have a productive quarter.

Don’t know what her last words were, but I’m sure they were racist as hell.

[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON [tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ

Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.

Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year

Curious to know if there’s been a spike in views/streams of The Insider lately.

If your teen drama was airing episodes in fall 2001, a PA had to find a Troop to stand behind your cutie headliners or everyone would think The WB hated America

Great to see Doktor Avalanche had a career after The Sisters Of Mercy and joined Starfleet.

Very weird feeling waiting for the president to announce an illegal war based on total bullshit that they made up right in front of our faces on TV, almost like I've lived through this moment before

oh, we know.

oh my god!

Ah, yes. The “Adam West”

I would really like to see more Ds speaking up to defend her. this is ridiculous and horrific.

This mixed metaphor is killing me.

logging on

Jeff Epstein? The financier?

Halle Berry telling gavin newsom to his face that he's a misogynist piece of shit is extremely satisfying.

Reading that juicy new book everyone is on about.

Oof. Been there, buddy.

Curious to know what Cheryl Hines might be thinking right about now.

"911, what's your emergency?" In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

That theme song has lived in my head for decades

Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Better Call Saul is so funny, the explanation for Mike being incredibly good at crime is because he was a cop in Philadelphia

I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"

Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?

from the emails, I’d assume epstein’s whole job was just introducing rich guys to rich guys

JCO has really been having a good time lately, and you just love to see it.

These emails between Michael Wolff and Epstein strategizing on how to help Woody Allen’s image in the wake of Dylan Farrow’s CSA allegations are just stunning.

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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

the etsy witches must be cleaning up today

No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.