Maggie Serota
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Twitter’s Maggie Serota. Writer. Frequent podcast guest.
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Tis the Season, Bitch
On classic '80s horror movies and my inability to relax under any circumstances. There are stills from horror movies in here, so content warning if you're squeamish.
https://open.substack.com/pub/maggieserota/p/tis-the-season-bitch?r=axyp&utm_medium=ios
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Maria Bustillos
about 12 hours ago
r.i.p. Alan Greenspan, met Ayn Rand when he was 26 and went on to make the most incredible mess of the U.S. economy based largely on her insane theories
www.theawl.com/2011/04/when...
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Kay Orchison
about 23 hours ago
As a writer I can only aspire to create a single sentence this dense with implied horror
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Kind of feels like Robert Pattinson is doing a little homage to Martin Short in Clifford in the awkward wedding portrait scene in The Drama.
2 days ago
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leon
2 days ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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born miserable
8 days ago
if only someone had helped the Hamburger Helper before it was too late
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Philip Bump
12 days ago
good luck winning a popularity contest against Mamdani in NYC, Markwayne
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Lydia Kiesling
11 days ago
Obsessed with the Economist putting a chart on Instagram showing that the social security trust fund is vanishing at the same time they are running their cover story about how to protect themselves from Gen Z socialism
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Chris Jackson
12 days ago
when you check her drivers license
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I love my fun uncles.
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12 days ago
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wu-tang clan deserves some credit
12 days ago
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I’ll always treasure my parasocial relationship with my fun uncles Ernie, Kenny, Shaq, and Sir Charles.
12 days ago
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Shout out to the guy on Tinder who apparently forgot to update his bio after that “solo journey through Thailand.”
12 days ago
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Math
13 days ago
and Whitey's on the moon
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I hope Timmy C is staying hydrated
14 days ago
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Karen Geier
14 days ago
Go Knicks
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David_j_roth
17 days ago
Manifesting an L.A. Guns song from 1987 called "Roku City Woman."
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Justin Baragona
20 days ago
I swear to god this is real.
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Jordan Grimes
21 days ago
This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever
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If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
22 days ago
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Kindred spirits
23 days ago
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Tim Onion
24 days ago
Absolutely shocking how easy this is.
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This just sounds like if University of Austin decided to have class outside and/or catering.
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26 days ago
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mark leidner
about 2 months ago
hey man is everything ok? I noticed your gritty, unflinching civil war drama—a masterpiece of action, acting, production design, and cinematography—had a discordantly lush synthpop soundtrack, recasting our nation’s greatest tragedy—and triumph—as something to simply dance or shop to
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an evan
27 days ago
how many toilets are they installing on the white house lawn next to the octagon?
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blanket apology to my neighbors for all the hooting and hollering I did during the last 10 minutes of the summer house reunion
27 days ago
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You’re a good sport, just kidding simmons
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27 days ago
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donni saphire
29 days ago
It seems to me that you lived your life like a candle or some shit
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Waffle 🧇
30 days ago
Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.
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Coach Finstock
29 days ago
Garfield tried to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi no fewer than 300 times and yet Nermal kept showing up for work every day, defiant, never complained.
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dnc autopsy: we live in a society
about 1 month ago
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dnc autopsy: in conclusion, america is a land of contrasts
about 1 month ago
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Stereogum
about 1 month ago
The Hold Steady's
@franznic.bsky.social
testified before Congress Monday about Live Nation, calling it "the epitome of the kind of monopolistic power that antitrust law was created to address"
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The Hold Steady’s Franz Nicolay Testifies Before Congress About Live Nation Monopoly
Earlier this year, Live Nation Entertainment and Ticketmaster reached a surprise settlement with the Justice Department in a major antitrust case — a deal President Donald Trump reportedly pushed for,...
https://stereogum.com/2499345/the-hold-steadys-franz-nicolay-testifies-before-congress-about-live-nation-monopoly/news/
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assbutt
about 1 month ago
Denvis
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heaven’s getting another angel 🥹
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about 1 month ago
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Had no idea Mr. Feeney still gets down like that
about 1 month ago
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If there’s one thing a Bravo editor’s gonna do, it’s cutaway to a dog looking befuddled amid a raging argument.
about 1 month ago
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Hollywood Steve Huey
about 1 month ago
Brian Eno in this era was also getting laid so much that he suffered a collapsed lung
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Daniel Carlson
about 1 month ago
*Paul Verhoeven explodes in the distance*
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DJ Boozy Brunch
about 1 month ago
you can Eleanor Rigby like solidly 75% of this headline
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Carter sometimes gives off Buster Bluth vibes in his scenes with Gamma
about 1 month ago
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Sir Charles will always have a place in my heart for speaking out in support of trans people during that bad faith, astroturfed bud lite smear campaign
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about 1 month ago
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Would’ve loved to have seen this
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about 1 month ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 month ago
Elon Musk (Richest Man In World With A Life Nonetheless Devoid Of Anything Resembling Joy) Still Upset About Lady Ghostbusters
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Mark Yarm
about 1 month ago
This would make for a great one-act play.
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mattie lubchansky
about 1 month ago
the fact that the average person just does not give a half of a shit about trans people and what is being done to us daily (and what is being threatened) is really really really starting to wear me down. just total apathy, even from the people that purport to care
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Amy
about 1 month ago
HELLO MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY!! And just in time for spring and summer, arguably the best seasons in New York—and this book has a lot of great things to do!
bookshop.org/p/books/roug...
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Rough Guides City Stories: New York Seasons
Check out Rough Guides City Stories: New York Seasons - <p><strong>See New York with Fresh Eyes - Your Year-Round Companion for Curious Newcomers and Return Visitors Alike.</strong> Forget what you th...
https://bookshop.org/p/books/rough-guides-city-stories-new-york-seasons-amy-plitt/03b5b6a8e05c2e10?ean=9781835295151&next=t
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One day I’m gonna cook without burning myself.
about 1 month ago
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Would love to see Alicia Carmody’s unedited confessional footage.
about 1 month ago
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Shoutout to the guy on Hinge who listed his FICO score
about 1 month ago
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Dr. Susan Lewis going to see Orbital.
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