Everyone's getting their jokes off about this, which is fine. But instead of goofing around, I won $300,000 on Kalshi by betting that there'd only be one provably barefoot person in a photo of seven crypto freaks. Enjoy being poor.

Unintentionally alarming passage from a book about managing adult-onset ADHD.

Can they give Wagner Moura a special Oscar for being hot?

/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Girl Dad"

Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...

I am this cat’s owner yet every day this cat owns me.

I want Jennifer Tilly’s life.

Helluva way for the president to refer to dead soldiers — soldiers killed in a war he started. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

No bigger buzzkill than Don Draper backstage at the Rolling Stones

“Slurs filled a chat” is a beaut

heyyy sorry i didn’t get back to you i was listening to The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe a regular amount of times

Imagine getting iced out in favor of a dude named Markwayne. Devastating.

“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.” just might be the most craven thing I ever heard

Bravo men and their ayahuasca retreats

aughts revival getting way out of hand

The people leading the U.S. war on Iran are a former “Fox & Friends” guest and a former “Fox & Friends” host.

What if a lovable kitten gave a speech instead? We’d all be watching that with a delighted smile

I’m sure it’s a good sign that Trump looks like he was embalmed before walking out onstage

kash patel should have been secretary of partying

It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

also one of my favorite “drop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in “heat”

[PRIVATE MESSAGE to any Hollywood bigwigs reading this and looking for movie ideas] “Inventor of the QR Code” - Opening scene shows a person inventing the QR code - Rest of the film is a flashback to how the person invented the QR code The rest writes itself. Let's get this into production ASAP.

do not skip ahead to "cars" on the NIN/Numan vid! "Metal" is a great song! get hip to Gary Numan's whole catalog!

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

VP Sideshow Bob

Good to see Stefan Urquelle doing well

watching the commercials like

why is this redacted?

This is evil

I wrote about the Epstein Files and the (incredibly unhealthy) need to monitor, to bear witness. lithub.com/finding-the-...

When you’re an extra for a single scene in an episode of E.R. but you want to make sure to really show off your Misfits t-shirt.

The emails of powerful groups of men colluding to discredit survivors are going to gnaw at my soul for a long time.

Got my Cuomos mixed up

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

When Naomi Campbell is in New York.

She’s always at the scene of the crime.

i keep saying this. and besides the logistics, publishing news with zero institutional protection when crusading antiwoke grifters are now being supported by the highest levels of government feels very risky, to say the least

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Sign me up!

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somewhere along the line, the appeal of a video podcast hosted by david brooks was wildly oversold

love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing

What did I do to deserve another Dave Roth banger

Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006

Me when people say they like the winter months