what is he taking to make him look like a roadie for KD Lang

Great to see a full-page ad in Le Devoir condemning Canada's military spending.

when you have a stubborn dog, most of your time with them is fighting them on their right to end their life in the dumbest ways possible

It’s so cool how we’re only “playing god” when it comes to allowing people to have kids via medicine or when folks want to affirm their gender and never when we decide who gets to be detained without a warrant, die in prison, who gets to have medical care, and which kids get to eat today

No shade to this woman, but on RHOC when they mention Kiki Monique by brain pictures Coco Montrese

schwupps ginnypale

but only one screams before you see him

the guy who stuck to the bit and his phone went flying

Sometimes I feel weird being unmarried around friends who are right up until I get a series of DMs from one of them complaining about their husband being a bonehead about something the wife should just be able to do without a negotiation

Just got an email from the vet’s office offering a discount on urinalysis. Like it’s an impulse purchase on Temu.

A place with that many armed citizens should never have a hungry child

When you have a good night on the wheel and Temperature comes on in the car

Three some stuff. Only got pictures of a few

We noticed your Vril from across the room…

every time Pee-wee wears his Buc-ee's sweater, someone clocks it and has to talk to me

maybe you should threaten him with your wife driving a boat

I love gentrification because now you can pay 3 grand a month to live in a shoebox inside the building that used to be Toronto’s sweatiest gay club

What’s the dog scared of today? A group of ballerinas from the national ballet school crossing the street lol

Where else are you even going to see someone exit a location like this

You know why could have ended scarcity? The money people keep pissing down the pan on ai investment

People love to make fun of me for watching Real Housewives but where else are you going to see a complete melodrama on a boat where it’s revealed someone’s husband was cheating “and farting the whole time while making out?”

We didn’t have pottery last week on account of it being Halloween but this week it’s back on and it’s with the kooky lady from the summer class subbing in lol

Le Creuset… Le Creuset… why for you so much I have to pay? 🎶 (sing it to “Jesus Christ Superstar”

I will eat the corner of a yoga mat in his honor

This should be the way. They basically did this at my pharmacy because I wasn’t eligible but they had serum going bad and they called everyone who lived in the same postal code who could come to the pharmacy on short notice and when I got there they said the same thing

I had to empty my kitchen cupboards on one side so they can get into the wall for some repair and I stock my pantry like someone is going to have a bus break down in front of my house full of hungry people who will only eat freshly made cucumber kimchi and zaatar roasted chicken Lolol

Yes

Oh well excuse me lol

That lady who used to lipsync to Trump really didn’t have a pivot to anything huh

the only way to win at the casino is to cash out when you've maxed your winnings

Hey generally what happens in a society where you stop providing food and everyone has a gun they know how to use?

did Tan France get a facelift?

sorry

worked so hard on a deck template i need a shower

I’m sorry to say but I’m elbows up for only this specific thing

Is there a way to lay out slack so that you don’t lose a bunch of shit you want to see in favor of a bunch of shit you never care about? Sound off in the comments

I’ve made a lot of bets on strategy in the past 2 weeks of work that are all coming together this week and it feels good man

Regular Vogue sucks so fuckin bad and it’s insane that they shuttered the only extension of their brand that did anything truly decent

Chongqing TikTok BF/Hong Kong Instagram GF

Make a biscoff cookie butter protein shake already you fuckin cowards

if there was ever a time for corncob tv...

in conclusion www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTkL...

I hope they serve hot shit in hell for Dick Cheney

has his best friend been forced to apologize on tv yet?