Trump ruining the SDNY’s prosecution track record by losing this one in court is going to be wild

Ok heated rivalry has gone too far because why am I explaining shaving videos at The Sailor to a nice lady who reads like 140 books a year

I think it's less about the oil and more about looking like they're defeating their "communist bête noire" because they've been dining out on calling it their exemplar of communism for years and they have the built in "drugs" excuse

he's truly a dipshit

Know your terms: 1. Doll 2. Brick 3. Don’t do it little girl 4. CREATURE

idk man this seems like a bigtime ad for BRICS if there ever was one

why is a wedge salad catching strays here lol

me and the boys when the thing finally happens

world leaders better start reading up on Fidel 'The CIA Tried To Assassinate Me 600 Times & I Died In Bed' Castro's strategies and tactics

somebody put Jackée Harry and Niecy Nash in a TV show already please

when I get too into saying grace at dinner

"what's Carney supposed to say?" I don't know, maybe something actually cool and good?

I've got about twelve Clavins' worth of weird facts in my brain at any given moment. why would you try to argue with me

bitch the call is coming from inside the house

there is not a thing on this earth you could say to me that would make me think liberal politics are smart or good or right, so absolutely stop trying please. we're on some no gods no masters shit over here

please stop saying the dumbest shit on earth to me about canadian politics. I know you can't just buy a newspaper on the street from a box anymore but library cards are free and can prevent you from getting your ass handed to you by me

he's not though. I accept your defeat.

also Carney is absolutely socially conservative. Firstly, you can't be fiscally conservative and socially liberal as a policy. You're prioritizing who dies. Second, his first act after being elected was to remove key cabinet positions, notably the offices for disability and gender equality

you're wrong on a few fronts here: Carney is not competent. Arguably, the Mulroney government were more competent because they were in power from 1984 to 1993, and they won the second Conservative majority in history at the time and they did one successful thing- the South African boycott

back in my day, you had to get a whole teen on the TV crying about babies being thrown out of incubators to gin up your pretense for war. We used to be a real country.

you didn't need to tell me that. It shows. Have fun living this weird fantasy where Mark Carney isn't a fucking conservative ball bag

folks there is no pottery until the 16th so it's going to get weird

you were the one that made this false dichotomy and I told you to stop saying dumb shit to me. Go watch Andor

no. that's my fucking point. He's being a fucking conservative just like he was when he expressed sympathy for Charlie Kirk. Do not say any more dumb shit to me

we're going to get that Ocarina of Time remake the day WW3 breaks out and I'm gonna be really mad about it

I'm not fucking doing this. We're talking about someone who expressed his sympathy that Charlie Kirk died when literally not doing that was an option

Mark Carney is Stephen Harper in the streets and Neville Chamberlain in the sheets. GET MAD FASTER PLEASE JESUS CHRIST

did you think Mark Carney was not going to take it up the hoop once again? that's a skill issue at this point. HE FUCKIN SUCKS

went on a whole tear of listening to live dj sets from Justice

it's 2026 and all the ghosts are horny now and that's fine because everyone is depressed and they don't want to leave their houses

sorry but the first rule of horny ghosting is no snitching

well sure, he's got them big titties

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

i'd rather be a communist narco terrorist than a conservative

This is why you have to care about policing and the military and why there are no good people in those institutions because the institutions demand the sacrifice humanity for capital. Ok thanks. Fix your hearts or die

I have just confirmed that Mike Sorrentino is on Air Force Two headed to Mar-a-Lago and he doesn’t know why either

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

pants of unknown provenance

Jack Ingoff New York, Northern Arrival Manifests, 1902-1967

ok please don't spill the secret of our government subsidized porn to americans

this is so much funnier if you have the private school bsky labeler

Know your terms: 1. Doll 2. Brick 3. Don’t do it little girl 4. CREATURE

I will probably never cook anything this woman makes but I will watch every video she does because she seems nice and has a nice voice. They went 2/2 between her and the Food Wishes guy.

tell it to the judge, buddy

Sorry but points to this guy for his description of blood as soups

His cars literally killed children and it barely made the news

were the early 2000s less racist or were you literally a child then

losing in court to a bear because he went to school with Johnny Cochrane

the goal was to be like The Rooster in the "have a fuck it bucket full of candy in your home" and not "thinking redneck shit all the time" and maybe she and her brother can have a think on that