ramen is a Grocery Outlet go-to because it doesn't really expire, all that might happen is the flavor packet solidifies but u know what, chuck it in boiling water and you're good to go when you hit a deal like this, stock up and you can eat like a king for a good long while

I found the most cursed snack chip of all time at the grocery outlet

'Northern Spring' (1969) Brent Wong

proposed democratic party meme: old man says "Call an ambulance...." *collapses to the ground* "....FOR ME!" *coughing blood, groaning*

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

Ernie Bushmiller predicted social media decades before the Internet existed

Everytime mark cuban shits out some dumb post about how we can fix healthcare/the post office by making slavery legal by another name it should be legal for me to fire a cannon at his house.

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

Tremendous depiction of Ben Franklin here blog.money.org/coin-collect...

LOGGING ON

start the day off right with a good Torb game #overwatch

Clara Jeffery lol

🔔There’s only 1 hr left to interact with the Entity outside town! Don’t miss your opportunity to follow them out into the foggy marsh

the calculation is even if democrats win big, what will they do? the Biden administration provides the answer: not much so the GOP spends a cycle on the outside looking in, excoriating Dems for being do nothing commies, then retakes power

don't blame me, i voted for ED-209

Wash it down with a nice refreshing can of corn milk.

I built the costco house for the cats

LIL MAN [playing a driving game]: GET OFF OF MY WAY. GET OFF OF MY WAY. IM PLAYING GAMES

Ironically, we are directly next door to an AA group but they fuckin hate us lol

I found the most cursed snack chip of all time at the grocery outlet

Whenever Ken Starr returns to the news, it's fun to remember that one deputy investigating Bill Clinton (and Vice Foster) was ... Brett Kavanaugh! Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett. Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!

Ernie Bushmiller predicted social media decades before the Internet existed

I remember when these giant babies got so mad at de Blasio's mild criticisms they went "on strike" and stopped enforcment of minor crime; when no one noticed or cared, they quietly started up again

Quin Yang

playground basketball, blocked a guys shot so hard I dislocated my shoulder & freaked out bc I could not lower my arm, fortunately one regular was an EMT & herded me over to the parallel bars and popped it back in I was all "fuck yeah let's ball!" & he was like "um NO, that is a serious injury!"

driving to the store past a block of houses that Do It Up for Christmas and one of them is already activated - hell yeah buddy light that shit up WE NEED IT

I like how the Instagram feed is 80% "suggested for you" accounts I wouldn't follow if you put a gun to my head

practicing self care* *driving to the store, buying a party sized bag of Nacho cheese Doritos and housing them in the parking lot

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this absolutely whips

PSA

this worked well enough that I made enemy DPS swap Pharah two maps ina row 👍 #overwatch

new music from my favorite & most opaque #shoegaze scene, China, where every time a band releases a new song I am overjoyed to know they're still out there doing their thing Shanghai's RUBUR with 'Tender Ruins'

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

DKFM has been doing a fine job tipping me off to obscure, excellent bands & there's no icky moral aftertaste like with Spotify #shoegaze

had a friend in high school who snapped during an assembly, stood up in the middle of the principals speech and howled at banshee volume IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT before marching out and I gotta say, not much has happened in the intervening decades to contradict him

John Carpenter 📽️

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

I said it during his first term and it's only grown more true: any major network could bring Trump down by offering him an open mic and two hours of prime time to explain himself to America

Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?

He mentions Epstein twice in this post. Lmao. It's like that scene from Fawlty Towers when he keeps saying DON'T MENTION THE WAR and ends up goose stepping around the lobby

'The Walnut Tree in Benevento (the Witches’ Sabbath)' - Giuseppe Pietero Bagetti (1816) (just popped up in the Public Domain Review's latest newsletter, so why not!

congratulations to country music, a genre so antithetical to evolution and originality a machine can crap out a #1 song

I love my city.

lol he'll ya she got her money's worth gj everyone bullying these goons into issuing a statement

It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.

Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

as much as Tony Bourdain was right to disparage Costco Rotisserie Chicken, it is simply the greatest food value available- several meals worth of chicken + a vat of very good stock for $5.99? please and thank you

time for liberals to start asking themselves why the Democratic party, confronting a historically unpopular, pedophile president, is completely unable to resist his agenda