every time i drink water i feel like i’m doing something noble for the kingdom

when u think of a banger

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

If the outcomes aren't the most important thing, it's not even politics. Politics is literally about the outcomes. What he's describing here is cosplaying.

hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.

billion year mortgage on my Sea Org cabin

remember that any senator not loudly calling for Schumer's head is happily playing their part in his Kabuki theater 'resistance' and is your enemy as much as he is

playing @dkfm.bsky.social on the living room stereo via the Roku? it's more likely than you think!

this is literally never not accurate

just showing off some stances

the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option

A sickos.png so huge it blots out the sun

daydreaming

I should do a meme of that exchange in 'Manhunter' between William Petersen's Will Graham and Brian Cox's (goated) Hannibal Lecter with Graham as a shitposter and Lecter as a political consultant-

an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over

politically obsessed weirdos are permanently apoplectic that random shitposters are better than they will ever be at political analysis and prediction

A Say’s Phoebe on a barbed wire fence #birds

Researchers have known for a long time that you can quickly spot when the fix is in by looking for statistically implausible numbers of games ending exactly one point under the spread.

More Pills For Tomorrow at The Shoegaze All Dayer at Strongroom London.

Faceless Kiss at the Shoegaze All Dayer, at Strongroom in London. A very blissful way to start the day...

LOGGING ON

full disclosure, my beautiful large cheesy baked son gave me acid reflux, and is currently grounded in the fridge to think about what he did

I will never apologize for a post

"oh shit people don't like our nazi CEO, quick let's remove all the branding from our cars, THAT will fool them!" is an all-time brain genius marketing move, every time I see one of these de-branded piles of crap on the road it gives me a chuckle

oh my god

cruddy day calls for the Totoro cup

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

current mood

Celebrating Ann Reinking on her birthday with this astonishing Jack Mitchell photo. Annie was elegant, intelligent, hilarious, bawdy, ferocious, silly, empathetic, and deep as the ocean. 💔💜

This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.

Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script

at the Indiana Dunes they have the fox that said "this edible ain't shi-"

the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option

"my premiums went up 2000% after Dems reopened the government" is the only thing anyone is going to remember

everything stinks, but please enjoy the highest quality jpg of the Stoned Fox I have ever seen

actually the GOP reached its current ascendant position in American politics by "fighting for fighting's sake" and opposing every Democratic proposal as a bloc even when they had no hope of defeating it, hope this helps

in an abstract way it's funny how democrats held firm when SNAP was cut off but folded .5 milliseconds after one senator had their flight delayed

WE HAVE A NEW WEBSITE This has consumed around 4 months of my life. We've rebuilt the business from the ground-up. New site, new backend, new customer experience, new platform, new everything. we spent two years flailing, having no idea how to run a business. now...we have more of an idea.

not -wholly- endearing to see all the "trust schumer"-posters deleting all their takes from yesterday, but it is entertaining at least

Monday morning

Moderate Liberals finding 'the left' collectively guilty of murder because they didn't clap hard enough for Tinkerbell, unmoved by the closing argument "it's just a flashlight"

during this day of political turmoil and failure, please spare a moment for the real victims of this Democratic betrayal: 'moderate, reasonable' lib posters on Bsky being forced to pretend their parties total surrender to fascism is Actually Good and just Smart Politics

Thanks to eight senate dipshits, these jokes are now you're only affordable health insurance options.

anyone who believes this shit has already lost their life savings to the wallet inspector the democratic party, as a whole, does not give one shit about you, or me, or anyone with a net worth lower than the party Donor Threshold

leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea

I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.

the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry

gotta log off for my mental, bbl.