me: Donnie did you miss us while we were gone to dinner Donnie:

/ EXCUSE ME / WAT? / VALEN WAT DAY? / VALENTINES DAY? / A SATURDAY / & WAT / EYEM SORRY / A NASTY BIRTHDAY DAY? / WAT?? / POTENTIAL 4 SICKLY WARMTH? / U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

*nodding*

i haven't been playing as much Moira as usual bc she is frankly not a great matchup into the new heroes, but friends....it is once again Fat Coal Friday #overwatch

This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.

when whenI swap Brig bc everyone else is ignoring the Doomfist murdering the entire team: I am not here to HEAL, I am not here to DO DAMAGE, I am here to land my whipshot on Doomfist and then flail his ass until he goes away! #overwatch

Patrons saw today's comic an entire day early over on patreon.com/bransonreese. Who knows what forbidden early comics and bonus content awaits you?

I don't pay attention to the boom & bust cycle of (game) is DEAD!/(game) is BACK! but going by the general vibe online & the fact that logging in often involves waiting in a queue, I'm gonna say #overwatch is definitley back

you try to ult jetpack cat? you nanoblade her like a mercy? oh oh oh! kidnapping for genji!! kidnapping for a thousand years!

iTs iMpOsSiBiLe tO hAvE a NuAnCed cOnVeRsAtIoN aBoUt AI oN hErE

I've reinforced the mental heath benefits of my dumb little walk by listening to @dkfm.bsky.social bc nothing compliments nature like #shoegaze

hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty ko-fi.com/gothfemme

"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"

Reminder I have an art acct and the last few months of stuff I’ve been posting is an upcoming thing me and @aaronmfking.bsky.social are working on

happy galentine’s day 💜

happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate

if someone can come up with working adversarial garment that fucks with smart glasses, to almost any extent, I will not only buy it myself but promote it religiously ideally something that does lasting damage, but even compromising certain functions is better than nothing who is working on this??

hux extends The Paw of Greeting

a new cartoon, for the romantics among you www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

big upswing in Pro Gavin Newsom content today, looks like his latest cashapp payout landed

fuck yeah slime

Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.

choose your fighter store edition

"be like Mike Tyson" the rapist who blew a huge fortune and let Jake Paul beat his ass for a payday? Who bit off a man's ear because he was losing a fight? of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1

i would rather be the weak link on a good team than the best player on a bad one #overwatch

Filming delayed on the Toy Story set. One of the actors tore their potater cuff.

posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked

happy birthday Peter Gabriel, BotD 1950

*nodding*

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Good job putting the white dude who hasn’t won an election yet front and center

every time some tech addled dumbass opens their yap to defend 'ai' it only reinforces the fact that it should be completely banned for the good of humanity

this wonderful scruffy little creature just lives in our house with us

no chuck it's definitely a Republican problem and begging them to solve it for you gets us nowhere

if they didn't want people indulging in reasonable speculation they should have stopped his widow from making out onstage with JD Vance and going on a DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD tour to celebrate lol

this recidivist is once again using House Brand Golden Curry as gravy on leftover mashed potatoes ✊✊

never unfollowed the Dallas Fuel on IG, so today I learned they signed Emongg as a content creator, very cool one of my favorite OWL franchises + one of my favorite Overwatch streamers have teamed up

Me, trying to get people to invest in Campbells Soup: it’s moon soup, they eat it on the moon

The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.

Almost all people in power are writing dangerously unhinged and ridiculous fictions.

When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else

‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.

Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:

The response to Elon Musk’s CSAM generator seems like the best yardstick now for how law enforcement leaders today would have responded to Epstein in the 2010s.

*techbro considering the dumbest most juvenile bullshit you've ever seen* Important....revelatory....will define the next decade of human evolution....

they know they are monsters, and know they deserve to be punished

better a cow than a fascist

if the winter Olympics had an event called 'wiping out' i'd be a six time gold medalist

Mug check mug check

ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk