me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

Flags at World Cup games are played out people should be waving their national cigarettes instead

I can only do like 10 hours of full power work a day before I turn into this guy

not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

Band of Brothers-style limited series based on the BodyBuildingForums argument about how many days are in a week

rogue ai

🚨 The Prisoner complete series coming to Criterion Channel in July!!! 🚨

linkedin promoted ads are eldritch

Me to bad posts

My face when I see the fish

She's doing the strip tease for the folding chair

please do not say microgenre to me

RFK says I’ll never write a poem but check this out There once was an old man named Kennedy Who had the most unsettling energy He worked out in jeans While he ate raccoon spleens And had a brainworm as a frenemy

All autistic people are exactly the same (we share a single ego like an ant colony) and that's why we're gonna en masse reenact the last ten minutes of Weapons (2025) on this prick

The orb guy in the latest posting of UFO records at war dot gov should have reached out to someone like @apicasefiles.bsky.social instead of the FBI, lol.

she is emotional about not getting early dinner she is escalating

LISTENING TO IT WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS IN THE EVENING LIKE THIS REALLY DOES LET YOU APPRECIATE JUST HOW INCREDIBLE OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT IT REALLY IS. I DON'T AGREE WITH THE RECORD COMPANY BASICALLY TRYING TO ERASE HER FIRST TWO RECORDS, BUT LISTENING TO THIS I KINDA GET IT.

When I'm bitching about my job

Girl who just spent an entire day watching every Jackass film back to back: wow that looks like poop and pubes

oh so now a guy can't even get a little cunty for the camera. and on pride month

TIL that Kenny Loggins has a trans son and that he is a super awesome and supportive dad.

having a hideous martini

First edit of the full milky way arch last night around 3:15-4am. 26(!) sky shots and foreground shot at blue hour. Right now you can get an EASY milky way arch shot around 11pm, but i started driving at 11am yesterday and hit an EASY 3 hours of traffic, so had to rest. Glad I did :)

gay pride transforming into gay wrath

YOU GET IN YOUR LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR AND FIGHT

The gaslighting, inaction, and betrayal is abusive in and of itself 💔

One of the things about the Lauren Southern story is that her reactions after being raped by Andrew Tate aren’t unusual. A lot of people think, maybe subconsciously, that they’ll never be raped. A lot of people, maybe subconsciously, blame victims. Unlearning this is key to combatting rape culture.

Current mood

I 🩷 this David Hockney collage of Billy Wilder.

This guy fucks

What a joy it is to walk into a marathon screening of all the Jackass movies and the first thing I see is Wee Man and Preston eating popcorn out of a Wee Man statue's skull while Dave England pretends to jack it off

SPENDING SATURDAY AT THE GOOD KIND OF MARATHON THE JACKASS MOVIE MARATHON!!!!!

That three-clawed lobster is a bargain

No seriously they're stuck in a shit pub being yelled at by Fatboy Slim

they should hire me to shoot those letters off that building

Got some new boots and my favorite shoelace website has a "I DON'T USE AI" disclosure. Based Ian. www.fieggen.com/shoelace/

you can fit every trillionaire in the world into a single wood chipper

2 more hours until work is done

We gotta control gun guyz

Gave a bj to an oracle, call that a seer-sucker

What now?

Hockney

Elephants are crazy smart

ppl keep asking what my favourite 90 day fiance clip of all time is so here it is

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Down at the Grebe Factory interviewing the new apprentices for the Western Grebe Taxi Service, I'll thread in stills/video as I process them As a primer, here's THE BEST WESTERN GREBE MATING RITUAL FOOTAGE OF MY LIFE Warning on this thread: too cute for doom Skip to :41 for just rushing. 🪶 🐣