4 hours into the workday and realizing there's 7 more to go

These increased student loan payments are really harshing my "trying to save up as much money as possible cause da even greater depression is coming" vibe

Having to advocate for your own controlled substance mental health medication is absurd. I basically have to convince a rotating group of strangers that I am both functional enough to be trusted with powerful drugs and also dysfunctional enough to absolutely need them.

Years ago my sister got her cats this fancy chicken wet food and had it in a bowl in her fridge. i made the worst the chicken salad sandwich ive ever eaten with it and once a year my family still gets together to roast me about it. They can never find out i actually made 2 sandwiches and ate both

Brother, I’m living it

Me, watching the dinghy he's in float aimlessly into the vast pacific garbage patch: pioneer time bitch

Here I go again on my phone

Confessions from a sandhill crane colt: Ugly mom was doing the best she could with what she had (chopsticks and a sock). #wildliferehab 🪶

10 pictures is bourgeoisie decadence, frankly 4 is generous, as an editor: obviously you should be able to say it in 3 but for the sake of thumbnail symmetry I usually go with the 4th as a tag. 10 though get the fuck outta here

Clearest audio of Trump being booed at MSG in NYC for the NBA Finals between the Knicks and Spurs:

Friend waiting to get in to MSG reports that when the motorcade rolled by Trump was waving out the window to “the loudest set of boos I’ve ever heard”

My flow? Orinoco

I went to the tiny curling rink and nobody knew you

heritage models museum in river hebert, NS. models of long-gone buildings from the town built by one guy. didn’t get many other pics but this is one room of the school, the “ship railway” (unfinished system to portage ships via train), and a tribute to the guy who introduced ice cream cones to town.

Made some goofy friends on the trail

obviously i dont think anyone should have to live in constant fear of a madman emerging from a crowd to blow them away. i just think some people should live in constant fear of entire crowds surging as one, swallowing them whole and leaving no recognizable trace. like a sort of immune response 😀

Off the cob

I found a list of slang from the 30s. A rich/important guy was called "a big butter and egg man" and I'm going to start saying that immediately

You know what time it is, Graham! Time for a six pack and doing donuts in the Hannaford’s parking lot. Rock, flag and eagle brother 🍻 🚘

Had too much fun yesterday/last night so it's slow going this morning time to get RIDDICK

Happy Memorial Day weekend, everyone. Make sure to kick off your celebration by listening to this 1986 "McDonald's Breakfast Radio" cassette and enjoy the sounds of… Breakfast Scat!?!?

🧃 + 🕰️

Ruh roh

Yelled at enough people at the bar and subsequent house party about it so NW for the like 50th time

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

Accidentally wore the employee uniform to the circus museum

This is 1000% correct. We can not abide a society that puts jobs on a higher a pedestal than pussy. it is unnatural and must be stopped

THE COLORS

Life goal: Get a plaque this good

DR SEX / SAVIE

When it's Friday.

calling women who take allegations of domestic violence seriously “HR ladies” is a way to diminish the power we have worked so hard to gain and make women feel annoying for caring. i hope women in this category know it is never annoying to care.

Every time I’m depressed and I post about it there’s like 5 trans women who text me ‘bro are you ok’ and I’m not exactly the best ally to have in the world but I’d murder any politician to save one of them. Just stapler to the head clue ass murder I’m not joking.

Leaving Winona Ryder’s house because all she wants to do is bone and I have better things to do

Once again thinking of him

that is a VERY old donut

模型は自慢したり比べたりするものではなく、見て楽しんだり作って楽しむものだと思います…🤔✨️www #鉄道模型 #Nゲージ #鉄道ジオラマ

この第3種踏切からの十勝岳もクリアに見てみたい

A few shots from the Persepolis print we screened last year for Women’s History Month (a whole weekend of Strictly Brohibited programming). Revisiting this on the big screen with a more expanded worldview (after first seeing it in college), such a memorable and impactful experience. What a loss…

He is gonna prove aliens are real but not the way people think lol

two fantastic hats among a few others I acquired at the dump today

でんぶ、つぶら子、それが好きな色？それとも好きな味？ 　#青空おやつ部 #甘党部 　#キリトリセカイ

Platner: turning an axe over and over and over in his hands, staring at nothing, drooling and mumbling about murder like Jack in The Shining Dems: what are you lefties complaining about? Don't you know our idiot hick constituents love to beat women and heil hitler? Be pragmatic, PLEASE!

A good bit was when he claimed to be a law professor when he just occasionally teaches a legal writing course

Skeleton I left in an alley in East Van

The exploit: 1. Change your IP address to the target's geolocation and tell the support you've been hacked, asking them to send a reset to attacker email 2. No step 2. Meta's CISO immediately resigned. Gergely had inside contacts: the code was written by AI, reviewed by AI, while tokenmaxxing

I saw Goody Proctor with her straight boyfriend at pride