announcing my new Nerdcore Hip Hop Mixtape series

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Getting my wife booty shorts that say "BARREN" on the butt. Getting myself a shirt that says "SHOOT'N BLANKS" on the back. Both articles of clothing have looney toons characters on them

Someone found it lol

ripping insane donuts in my truck all over the lush verdant grass roof of a hobbit hole

I’m not telling anyone how to live their lives but I was just scrolling and I saw a photo of a polycule of three big buff bears and tbh if that was me, if I was a big buff dude sharing my life with two other big buff dudes I would get into coordinating outfits so we look like a Warriors style gang

Macready was shockingly well behaved out at breakfast! The 30 minutes of sprinting at the dog park directly beforehand helped but I think the possibility of goat cheese is what sealed the Good Dog Behavior deal

The face of a criminal who pushed two full grown humans off the bed from the center so he literally had the whole bed to himself at 4am

Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment

Remember the reason for the season

i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world

Excellent gift from @caylen.bsky.social plus bonus snoozing Cowboy tounge

Soviet New Year's card from the World War II showing Ded Moroz (Santa Claus) decorating his tree with Nazis, 1942

Do NOT call our dogs the Blowjob Brothers

I just saw someone say that @mcuban.bsky.social has killed himself. Apparently enough people on here told him to do it, and he took the plunge. May be a rumor, of course. Let me know if you have any details, please! If true, it would certainly cast a pall over this year's Christmas celebrations.

Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus

got reminded of this today. merry christmas to the squirrel squirter

to all who celebrate!

A break in the rain inspired a long morning walk to The Lodge, the locale of my tiny town's extravagant Christmas market. On the way there I paused to admire the view and turned back to find Macready pulling a drowned rat (including entrails) out of a flooded drainage ditch. Merry Christmas!

When you go on a cousin walk with me and that shit's LOUD loud

Merry Christmas from Gabe who clearly saw his new fluffy dog toy as a rival and buried it somewhere in the garden and we can’t find it. He shows no remorse.

Please watch this video it's so fucking funny it kills me every time to just watch this fucking dude activate goddamn psychic powers he seems to think all human beings possess. An absolutely exquisite 52 seconds of your time

Merry Christmas from the flaming plum begging not to be eaten

have a *white* christmas

Mr. Cuban, I'm a professor at Yale School of Public Health. Here's a paper published by one of my colleagues in the top medical journal evaluating the Medicare for All Act, which would not only get us there, but would save $450B per year. Happy to discuss! www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Finally tracked this down- apparently the english dub was remastered in 2014 so it's on youtube. Christopher Lee voices half the cast and holy shit is this movie gorgeous. (questionable use of racial stereotypes and at least 1 slur, but go in expecting it to have Not Aged Well lmao)

i think the site’s most needed feature is toggling reposts for individual accounts. i’d probably follow more people if i could do that

he now fully realizes that the rain coat not only means he’s not getting rain in his ears, but he’s like 10 times more charming to strangers while wearing it

Macready says good morning (the cold storm means someone is EXTRA cuddly)

A risk of WHAT??? archive.ph/TkFhZ

It's windy!!!!!

Polish poster for EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)

David lachapelle is so good at photographing dance case in point

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

You know he's a 50 year old newbie cause he can't hide this for shit, like bro don't be grabbing your nose and swaying side to side like the crack head you are, act like you've been here before! I will never respect anyone that can't pull off looking not zooted while obviously zooted

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

Macready being a perfect baby angel while meeting one of my very best friends for the first time, a Christmas miracle

i always look back on this email as predictive of where she was heading

human wasting away in Margaritaville

Human artistic creation rules

Sage advice. Joan Blondell and Katharine Hepburn in DESK SET ('57).

More than almost anything else in life, I wish I was there to feel the fjords and caress the castles with Rick Steves

Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

In Father's Office the first date happening next to us involved a guy in an unironic jacobin sweater saying "it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" so hopefully this flick lives up to that level of entertainment

It is so absurd. One of the hardest things to teach about history is that like during the medieval period there were no "guards" that acted like police, that inns didn't actually exist, at least in the way we would recognize them, and that you could stay at a way house for free.