Polish poster for GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH (1971)

i guess they were so excited that the mcrib is back that they didn’t learn how to properly redact documents

Cinema

Hey, it's my print debut for National Geographic! This fall, I got to accompany folks from the Fort Worth Zoo on an incredible adorable mission: releasing tiny Texas horned lizards to new lives in the Hill Country. (You will want to click on this one, trust me. The photos are adorable.)

You ever seen the dad from Christmas Story in 1950

I agree, Lucy Liu.

The instrument that one would use to measure this level of failure is called a Bariometer

Bari Weiss: a real bust

I’m not mad about it, just seems nutty to me

Just saw someone selling my sold out zines for crazy prices on eBay

my dad is apparently part of a Facebook group called "woodburning stove owners of america" and one of his favorite activities is to scroll through the posts and judge people's stove setups

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers

lol he big mad in my replies now that was fuckin fast

santa's workshop is a vast landscape of lumbering fleshy machines exchanging fluids through a network of veins, just visible through the earth's translucent skin btw

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public

There is a dire shortage of new fogies in the world right now. If don’t do something about it, there will be no more old fogies. We need to educate the youth on the ways of fogeyism before it’s too late

you will be visited by three spirits

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

2025 was really hard for me, thank you to everyone who left a nice comment or word of encouragement on my art, who became a patron, who commissioned me or shared my work! I appreciate you <3 my 2026 resolution is to work harder and be a better person! Ily all <3

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE is great, an unimpeachable classic. But I prefer the original ending. youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A?...

I need to share this with someone

Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.

*growly voice* "I'm ACHILLES"

BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

Only three more sleeps till Christmas.

dems still doing everything not to use "these people are weird" in a campaign

this is great and more campaigns (and politicians generally) should follow suit what are you actually gaining these days? what’s your audience? you aren’t actually reaching voters on twitter, so it’s basically just press outreach, and there are more effective ways to do that

Marcel Marceau spent the Occupation in hiding & working in the Resistance. His first big gig was performing for 3,000 troops after the liberation of Paris in August 1944. In 1946 he had this portrait made at Studio Harcourt.

Our friend Mykel used to write porn novels for $130 a pop in the 70s and 80s. Tonight, I talked him into bringing some to the pub and was not disappointed.

Good morning! ☕ 💕 🎞️ On Ralph Fiennes's birthday, we're revisiting his performance as the debonair concierge M. Gustave in Wes Anderson's exquisite caper THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (2014).

Thrifting was weak this morning but my buddy kicked me down this packet of Bowie fan club material from 1976

Two new designs just added to the CURVY collection: artofcoop.threadless.com/collections/...

really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

Maybe my favorite BadFaithTimes.com blog on how *nothing* in the 2020s makes sense to someone who grew up in the 80s and 90s: badfaithtimes.com/nothing-make...

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

imagine making two of the greatest sf movies of all time & then devoting the next 30 years to this horse shit. because it IS horse shit! the first one was horse shit & i don't need to get kicked in the head by a horse a second time to confirm the first blow was deeply unpleasant

There's not even one working model lmao

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Fellow kids, ATOMIC BLONDE absolutely rips

Look at this thing. Everything my little basset hound, Ladybird, does is adorable.

Two new designs just added to the CURVY collection: artofcoop.threadless.com/collections/...

LOL "Bari killed this meticulous story because it was unfavorable to the Trump administration" is literally the story they're giving to their stenographer

It is soooo normal for a country to have a TV news report about its gulag system removed from the broadcast

Outstanding! @thejoedante.bsky.social visits the @severinfilms.bsky.social Cellar and it’s as great as you’d think it would be! youtu.be/iAfr0_1XV5Y?... @trailersfromhell.bsky.social