okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

ok i know i've been doing a lot of Amazing Digital Circus posting the last few days, but that is no excuse for all the bullying "you're totally a jax lmao" DMs i'm getting because i am clearly a zoobl.

TADC video explainers ignoring obvious thematic motifs to hunt for secret coded messages in the background:

Drop 3 recs for the #transrightsreadathon ! 1) The Divine Flesh by @drewhuff.bsky.social 2) Corrupted Vessels by @flameswallower.bsky.social 3) Shadows Over Ravenkirk by @itsviviactually.bsky.social

i don't usually like to break kayfabe by posting boymode pics, but I think I actually look pretty good in this shot of me signing some books at Ruby's Books (very cool store!) in Folsom, CA!

The Amazing Digital Circus is a pretty smart show, but, boy, every single person who makes ADC explainer videos is an absolute dullard who can't pick up on obvious themes & motifs b/c they only know how to hunt for secret messages like an 80s christian looking at the proctor and gamble moon logo

michael ian black experiencing the most relevance since VH1 stopped doing those "hey remember the 80s" specials

YES! YES!!!! SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT :D :D :D

this one's a wild ride!!

getting mad at someone for snarking me but then noticing that they have "warning! occasional snark" in their bio. well. i was warned 🤷‍♂️

i still support the orph system

Eventually Trump was going to run up against someone who noticed and cared that his word means nothing

Just learned that Barnes & Noble Rewards and Premium Members get 25% off all pre-orders from March 24 to March 26! Premium Members get an additional 10% off! Great opportunity for hungry readers to pre-order a copy of my very good upcoming folk horror novel QUAINT FOLK now! 🤔🤔

Hot people love moonflow! 🖤

wet weird and dry weird, together in one package!

man, do you think george w bush will die soon? he's not in the news much these days so we all kinda forgot how much we hate him, but fuck him

Walked in on the wife peeling and eating a block of cheddar cheese like it was a banana, and i'm gonna write one of those "I never thought it would happen to me" letter to penthouse 👀💦

This is a long shot, but a professor friend is teaching a class on sex and gender and is looking for recommendations for an appropriate book to assign for class reading. Anyone out there who knows of any good options?

Hot people love moonflow! 🖤

This is an amazing digital circus stan account now.

How bout that amazing digital circus huh?

I'm extremely high and watching an explainer video for the Amazing Digital Circus ep. 8 and I'm, like, wow. this guy is stupid. usually being high makes me think any dumb thing I hear is real SMART and DEEP, but this take? This take is stupid

shit, it turns out that it's REALLY good XS

@projectionedge.bsky.social why is kevin in the amazing digital circus?????? 👀

the entire chiropractic industry of maga rip-off artists can only exist because americans have been taught to be ashamed of sitting right because it might make it look like your ass is sticking out.

oh, i'm kinda liking this digital circus show. between this and helluva boss, i guess i'm entering my midlife hot topic scene kid phase

I could be mistaken on this, but i feel like Jordan Peele made up "white supremacists love milk" as a joke in Get Out and then real life white supremacists just started running with it? Now they're all "you know that thing that's movie code for being weird and off-putting? yeah we do that 😎"

I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

A classic! XD

Both of these figures e ist in the fisher price little people universe, so if the one on the left is a dog, then is the one on the right... just puppy play? Is this a Pluto and Goofy situation? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

A whole lot going on here

Should I get the Homegoods lesbian birdhouse? 🤔

Hot people love Moonflow! 🖤

They're renaming Cesar Chavez Day to Farmworkers Day, and it's a real blow to all the local frat guys who traditionally celebrate by wearing a sombrero, poncho and big racist fake mustache while playing beer pong on the front lawn

looks like fragging is back on the menu, boys!! :D

four books that answer the eternal question "what if literature was... good????"

Every story a banger!

Quality literature!!

truly a missed opportunity that the horror writers association website doesn't turn your cursor into a little blood dripping skull. the finest web design of 1997 and yet they dropped the ball on that one!!!

friend sent me this old photo of me from when i first tried growing out my hair. ahh to be young again!

i saw him last night, he was apologizing for the noise saying he could keep it down if you want, it was fine, whatever you want is fine by him, it's not a bother at all he was a one eyed one horned flying purple people pleaser 🎶

Hot people love Moonflow! 🖤

we have the power XD

the fact that the washington post can only rouse itself to care about the violent depersoning of yet another whole class of people because "prices might be higher" is pretty fucking gross

should i watch the amazing digital circus 🤔

i'm glad tim went solo. eric was really holding him back.