Honorable mention goes to Moonflow for being TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL 😎👍

Love "Clap for the Wolf Man" and "My Baby Loves the Western Movies" as exemplars of the "I got cucked by my girlfriend's media consumption preferences" microgenre

Moonflow slithering in to become one of my favourite reads this year. Gloriously fucked up fun filled thrill ride. And the names were just spectacular. Reminded me of the Ridley plays I used to be obsessed with. Whatever @bitterkarella.bsky.social writes next I will be there with bells on.

Writers posting "i only use AI for brainstorming/editing/research/etc so it's actually okay when I do it!!" LMAO why are you confessing crimes? That's literally how you get caught!

I've been trying to read outside of my traditional, safe SFF bubble recently. Got recommended this by someone with generally great taste (hi @f-shep.bsky.social) and it didn’t disappoint. Its got an unashamedly blunt and fun narrative voice. Smashed through it in a couple of days. Delightful.

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

absolutely pathetic abdication of responsibility

the tagline for this movie is wild but also, having seen it, really oversells how important the woodpecker costumes are to the film as a whole

yessss!!!

that's feminism and trans people occupy the tip of the spear. if we are possible then everything becomes possible. if we are free then you are free. the alternative is control, patriarchy, fascism. a world that is dictated to us on someone else's terms. if we are not free then neither are you. help

High praise for Moonflow!!! 😜

This administration’s primary goal and guiding light, from trans care to vaccines to genocide to food stamps to the environment to to to to, is killing children.

Check it out! I spoke with @cheetos.bsky.social of Psymposia about Moonflow, and the intersection of psychedelics, transness and ritual magic that informed my writing! I ramble a lot with BIG HIPPIE THOUGHTS in this XD

CALL YOUR SENATORS THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT A felony? For saving people’s lives? Are you fucking kidding me??? (I just know Durbin’s gonna vote for this piece of shit So bombard his ass with calls)

getting on the intercom to call the rainbow coalition of kids that I keep on retainer: Clue Finders™, I have a very important mission for you. I need you to find out what the largest land mammal is... and i'm not talking about George! (george is the fat member of Clue Finders™)(pause for laughter)

nice work if you can get it

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i aged about 20 years in 6, but I also finally got some style!

Damnnnnn, high praise!! 🥰

Thank you so much @bitterkarella.bsky.social for choosing CHASERS for one of your favorite horror books of 2025!! Due to the publisher closing, the book will be out of print for awhile at the end of the year so get it now while it's available! gizmodo.com/sci-fi-horro...

that's right, baby!!

Good times coming!

lol he's so mad

this guy is lib desantis - a complete loser who will 100% fizzle the moment he has to leave the protective reef of california politics for the wider ocean, and the only reason anyone's deluding themselves otherwise is cuz they're clinging to "I NEED A SAVIOR, ANY SAVIOR, AND I RECOGNIZE THAT NAME"

I just watched the Jim Carrey grinch movie and, I gotta say, it's surprisingly okay. I last saw it like 20 years ago and I remembered it being unmitigated garbage, but it's completely fine actually. Totally acceptable holiday kids' fare.

genuinely the most deranged film i have ever seen, happy holidays!!!

people on this website pretending that the Grinch is fuckable and Goofy isn't. truly this is the out of touch echo chamber they warned us about

That's right!!!

Moonflow (2025) by @bitterkarella.bsky.social

last few years have really revealed that the average dullard has completely forgotten the point of primaries, if indeed they ever understood them. i knew people who watched the 2020 democratic primary debates whose reaction was "why do they all have to disagree??? they're tearing the party apart!!"

i feel like i'm looking at an actual, literal demon

i was asked to contribute my thoughts on best horror of the year to this Gizmodo list of 2025 in review. Obviously, my thoughts are correct. lmao just kidding there's too much good stuff, really hard to narrow it down 🤪 gizmodo.com/sci-fi-horro...

this is me with the new kitten

Wildly imaginative while being full of amazing humor and bouts of wild violence, this book delivers. It’s a frenetic romp through a dark forest full of old things and an awfully fervent cult. This story has so much heart. Sometimes fucked up heart. Stop taking so many god damned mushrooms! 📚🩸🍄

"the idiot boss blew a lot of money on a new useless toy, and now it's your problem" is a universal employee experience, but the "BASED ARMY EPIC STRONG!!!!" cadence is a special treat

every time i see a group photo from one of those terf meetups, they all look like sackville-baggins hobbits

Must be a day that ends in Y!

people can't read, they can't watch videos, they just want that calvin and hobbes robot that puts knowledge directly in their brains

i can't pretend to understand the military mind, but i kinda feel like using hegseth's face really misreads the room

The worst thing we've ever watched? @bitterkarella.bsky.social joined us to discuss the nadir of clown porn, THE PERVY THE CLOWN SHOW. Hear the whole episode free at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/144267...

I gotta admit a certain grudging respect for Paypal's absolutely unhinged dedication to deadnaming. It's impressive!

that's how to do it

This is your chance to speak up for the trans books and authors you’ve enjoyed this year! Whatever your faves were, please add your voice to the voting process Short list nominees and winners are decided by fairly slim margins, so your votes make a big difference in whether books get noticed!

HOT TAKE: the quack industry of chiropractors flourishes because americans refuse to solve their back problems by standing with their butts out because they're afraid it makes them look gay

We need a new fat Lenin to take down this obesity tsar

pair them together like a delectable balsamic gazed filet mignon with a fine, full-bodied cabernet sauvignon 😘👌

feel like there should be a grinch for every holiday

Arguing in a discord that the grinch is NOT fuckable. An emotionally stunted narcissist animal abuser who is intolerant of other people's religious and cultural traditions? BIG YIKES 💅

enjoy, you lovable perverts! 🤡🎉