we need a generation that can care about people around them and real humans lives more than they can care about political factions and teams. we need a generation that can form politics based on how an issue impacts them more than how an ideology has defined their life.

praying for the strength not to hate these hylics as they are in their early cycles and know not what they do empty boats clogging the harbor

*after getting raptured* wait shit this is just kenoma again

dog PLEASE rapture these insufferable motherfuckers

i should learn how to use contour

a goth woman could come up to me on the street and put a collar on me and id just be like yayy she owns me now and id follow her home like the happiest dog in the world

ok goodnight fuckos i love you

women 6ft+ are fun to leg sweep and topple. theyre too busy foraging in the tops of trees to see me pouncing in for the ankle pick

out: submissive and breedable in: walkable, mixed-use

*sigh* this trampoline is fun but it's not what i meant when i said i need to bounce on it

how about walkable free-use urbanism

rotating him in my mind

This kind of Smart, Walkable, Mixed use bottom surgery is illegal to do in most American cities

they're gentrifying your penis at the city planning council meeting

everybody hop on the train we're appointing a transsexual counter-pope

VC investor who goes to a kink convention cause he thinks impact play is an Effective Altruism thing

If you ain’t ever had someone who will bark into your balls on command you ain’t ever lived

his sissy name is Mist Romney

(thick missouri accent) ALHAMDULILLAH BROTHER ALHAMDULILLAH

I'm like the Michael Jordan of sucking toes

Large Language Cool James

up late in bed with my cassette deck radio waiting to record a certain song by these two for unspecified reasons

VC investor who goes to a kink convention cause he thinks impact play is an Effective Altruism thing

explaining impact kink to an american: okay so imagine a smashburger

I'm not a sexual deviant incapable of getting off normally!! You're just not punching hard enough!!!!

Girl who's not quite sure what kinks she has but she's 99% sure there should be punching involved

( ten minute video about a chaotic golden retriever on lake tahoe )

the trains don’t run anymore

anyway goodnight fuckos i love you 🐕

girls reading tarot will be like- "ok you got the 14 of tentacles, the blood forest, and the miniature statue of David made out of snuggled hash. that means you're gonna have food poisoning soon"

need to get waterboarded by a girl who tells me i'm pretty when i'm scared

🎶 i crank 2 hogs in the morning i crank 2 hogs at night i crank two hogs in the afternoon it makes me feel alright* 🎶 *desirable

nextbots are so fucking funny man. this is like a childs peekaboo game but for running from the archons. insane.

did some art

sartre: we're running out of philosophy ideas. give me anything at all camus: uhhhh shit... fuck. uh. what if sisyphus was actually enjoying it the whole time sartre: that's dumb. foucault: *snorting a line of coke* what if the age of consent was 1

@hattie.meangirls.online i:m gonna have a beer from the fridge

doing my voice exercises so i sound fish yelling for help as i'm dragged into an unmarked government van

i got punched in the face at a reel big fish show and now my tits bounce when i walk

if my sister gutting me like a fish with a filet knife is wrong then i don't wanna be right

lol their website is down

*opening health insurance coverage documents* *cntrl-f "gender"*

if you like it put a collar on it

ngl this goes for pretty much anyone- if you've got heavy balls and that kinda spendin' money hmu expeditiously

i would let Sebastian Gorka nut down my throat for a hair transplant

his sissy name is Mist Romney