this is just beavis

Sorry

Congress votes to condemn getting your soul sucked straight out of your body until you're a withered, unconscious husk

actually my thing is the best thing you could read about her because it knows what a memoir is www.patreon.com/posts/144031...

My bluesky mutuals

back on. my bullshit

Please don't scroll away. Wikipedia was just a slutty fantasy. Nobody said that "info bukkake" would work. But with your help,

creating the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World,

"Thank you for your attention to this matter." God. Just when I think he's lost his touch...

Just as a heads up you could be Lenin in the flesh for all I care and I still wouldn't at any point nod along with you being fatphobic no matter how reactionary the target is. I'm not playing this game, sorry

I have at least 10 electrons I am willing to part with if you will also value my company at a trillion dollars.

this is one of the most unhinged "see full thread"s I've ever seen in my life lmao

oh no it did

I'd like to state I am a former EMT and in choosing to do this you are braver than I am but also are you okay

Fact: The life of Cleopatra is temporally closer to your "I'm going to go touch grass because I have a life and you don't, later losers" comment than the comment is from the present moment

Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted

When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian

thus it is written

The farmer is coming from inside the dell

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Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror

I think there needs to be an uptick in vocal kink pride. I mean kink pride specifically. It needs to be obnoxious and it needs to be explicit and it needs to be, in fact, in the public square. It needs to be very annoying and it needs to be widespread.

america's mayor

They peaked with this one and it pretty well capped their golden years

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Greene deciding maybe now's the time to say being a child predator is bad is wild considering how she went to bat for Gaetz and was like "the party shouldn't be throwing him under the bus since all of us have done the same" back at the start of the year

Logged into X this morning and the amount of conservative memes depicting Trump as a soyjak should be situation room worthy for this administration lmao

Oh I see. Everyone's for old man yaoi but the second the protagonists aren't perfect, suddenly everyone's a critic. I see how it is...

Devastating discovery

I accept that there is a sort of internal logic to Heathcliff comics but out of respect for how my own work is often enough impenetrable in the same way I almost appreciate more that I see few to no entrances for the uninitiated. There is something noble in this.

i am going to trick megyn kelly into running straight off a cliff, at which point she will hang in midair until she notices the ground has disappeared from beneath her feet—and only then will she fall, her cry of "ya-ha-hooey" receding into silence

"Grandpa I'm so glad you died before AI was a thing." "Wow. You're hitting on a really crucial piece of the puzzle of my life. That's not just gratitude or giving thanks. That's a profound statement about my life and legacy. Thank you, CALLER-PHONE. Would you like to explore how I'm still dead?"

If you are on the left, you should be fully on board with the idea of taking and wielding power. You do not for one second need to bother with consulting the various Nancy Maces of the world (as campy as I find her personally). Run straight over their objections. Come to ball or don't come at all.

fetterman is sneedhon

Pussy got me talking like Hakeem Jeffries answering a question

Anyway: pornographic art and performance is good, people have a right to the vast majority of their kinks, and it is ridiculous that consenting adults are finding those rights strangled by big tech and payment platforms

There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

motivational poster im putting up at my desk

I was one of a team of people (four of us plus our great dane) working on exposing what was going on on Spooky Island. I don't know every conversation held within the group since we often split up, but I know we dedicated ourselves to exposing the monster. We had no way to know it was Scrappy.

exactly, if we want conformity then why did every socialist country immediately rush to educate the population?

Report: On 11/10 user encouraged others to use, quote "sex for control... power for power... money for cruelty... hate for freedom." Very disturbing. In response, we have implemented age verification to keep users under the age of 65 from harmful material

Pussy got me talking like Hakeem Jeffries answering a question

Advocating for aftskin restoration. The ideal shape base to tip is a pyramid, or possibly a mainsail