science is my dad

i have and will only ever read one book. that book? devious vows: a mature ya age gap enemies to lovers dark mafia paranormal romance (dark wolves #2)

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

but actually though lol here’s the thing: the strike/suspension/ban system here remains a mix of calvinball & whose line is it anyways rules & until we figure out what is going to trigger this, some of us continue seeing how close we can post to the sun for the sake of learning the boundaries

Rating system for movies: 2 - Lenin would love this movie and also hope everyone who likes it gets shot 1 - Unworthy 0 - "You're being kinda toxic right now" "I hate fandom! I hate fandom! I hate fandom!" (Shotgun blasts from behind a Paris Is Burning poster in a window)

Suck my dick Neil Gaiman. There was a period of about a decade, maybe & change, where I read the entirety of Sandman at least annually. Now you couldn't get a single quarter from my hands if they were coated with crisco and you had a pair of pliers.

Meditating deeply on the act of crafting someone's MKUltra trigger phrase and emerging with "I don't like Wicked because it convinces people to shoplift from Sephora"

What if Method Man transitioned and named herself Brianna Wu Tang

MODS ARE UNFAIR AARON IS IN THERE STANDING AT THE CONCESSION PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION #FreeBoof

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

the new james bond should have a 2.5 inch dick. just a regular, chill dude with an above average size. not crazy, but more than enough to please any woman he saves. trust me, it’s enough. more than enough.

Blasted in the face by rock salt checking one profile only to see them talking about Former Doctrinaire MarxistTM (that one Lockhart girl) and the only person responding to some megathread of hers is one guy with a Big Lebowski movie. That movie is Citizen Kane for reply guys

It's fucked but every time I see photos of Juniper Blessing I think goddamn girl your hair game went hard, I'm more of a sort of dark blonde but I get jealous of cuts pretty close to hers, hers went really hard. A week ago, she could have commented on this or some local post or anything else. Fucked

I think “overheard political conversations in public” posts are among the lowest genre out there so forgive me in advance, however I did hear a truck guy exasperatedly call Trump the f slur while pumping gas just now which is something to consider

This actually feels really good when done correctly

Trans Texans (or anyone else) moving to Seattle, as a lifelong Seattle resident & trans woman, please if there's any way you can um. How to say this. Like swarm the place? Please do. Choke this fucking place. Not a joke at all in any way shape or form.

a 19 year old trans woman was killed by being stabbed 40 times at UW in seattle Washington I don’t wanna hear anyone talking concern trolling shit about white trans women in “safe states” overreacting at what’s happening in the United States

America is absolutely the great satan. The people of the world should **hate** the US. They can and often do, though not as frequently as they ought to. Sure, when I underwrite "death to America" I mean it as a state entity but a bias against Americans individually isn't so bad.

Caves of Qud

This is an act of genocide plain & simple

as first reported by the seattle gay news: www.sgn.org/story/166221...

Funny to me to see "well, unless the men were gay" trotted out to try and paper over the iceberg-sized holes in the hull of male socialization. If you told me you don't really know many trans women any louder, I'd get temporary tinnitus

seeing ppl discussing "male socialization" in regard to trans ppl. not sure what instigated it, but here's my best online essay on it (with a bit of “Trans Masc vs Trans Fem” discourse as a treat): on Medium: juliaserano.medium.com/on-male-soci... & Substack: juliaserano.substack.com/p/on-male-so...

We were once cis men, apparently, so we need to be routinely punished for literally everything they’ve ever done, because lord knows none of these people that call us men would ever actually confront cis men over all the shitty things they do.

Dario and Sam at the first meeting

LIBERALS ONLY QUESTION! NO TANKIE ZONE!!! It's 2032. President Newsom got his zipper caught on a podium during a press conference about repealing presidential birthright requirements, and due to poor timing got sucked into helicopter rotor blades. Who gets your primary vote, Hasan or Zohran?

A lot of people don’t know this but aleister crowleys dick tasted like green pennies

lesbian whodunnit call that Wives Out

as a great man once said, I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee

jdpon don said NO treats

Please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up

Since I get the feeling this may be pertinent, it's worth reminding the audience beforehand that this is not my first time at an occulture rodeo, or lack thereof.

Every time I see that announcement I see the bit at the end and I forget the rest of it. The entire thing just becomes this image in my mind

At some point we are just going to have to come to terms with how graduation speeches are, more often than not, a kind of punishment

This is "some trans women are really still men" in different terms. That they are referred to here consistently by their demographic & framed wholly in terms of how their gender informs or fails to inform their actions leaves little room to doubt the target here: the legitimacy of their womanhood.

I wish! This sort of talk has been going on forever, it never amounts to anything, there's so much already invested in Seattle logistically, but the extent to which city council is bought & paid for is repugnant. I wish I could slam the door on your asses! Show em what we do with hundreds round here

a monad is like a gun

🫡 Only respect for MY president! President JDPON, we stand at the ready to charge through the volcano and into the Ayatollah's secret lair, sir!

JDPON Don

No one ever says “homeowners are never satisfied” or “police officers are never satisfied.” This rhetoric is reserved for groups of people constantly being infantilized.

The entire “never satisfied” thing is only rolled out for communities that people insist shouldn’t be participating in public life in the first place.

lmfao

His mind is incredible. What an Amadeus

That’s my prednisent, JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a world where the machines can instantly learn any move just by watching a 2002 flash animation of a stickman, and human's brain's are all made of the computer, can one man who is really a robot with extra fingers ON PURPOSE LIKE IN GHOSTING THE SHELL NOT A MISTAKE jack into The Mantrix?