A lot of libs are really relishing the thought of Graham getting sodomized in hell

The people who say ‘don’t speak ill of the dead’ know they’re getting a preview of how they’ll be remembered

Just found footage of Lindsay Graham's last moments.

Please god stop taking our big beautiful senators, there are other branches of the government you could be decimating

*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"

Lindsey Graham dead today, chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane

honestly: it's a minor miracle anyone in their natural constituency even considers them viable anymore. they abetted a world historical crime. gleefully. smugly. defiantly. their apparatchiks rounded up kids who spoke out against it. let people throw literal munitions at them at UCLA. stunning

Look, stop imagining complicated conspiracies to explain things in the US government. These are deeply, deeply stupid people who can't see beyond their immediate desire. The simplest, stupidest answer will always be correct.

They should invent a ‘big’ Italy

Recently spent hours with Mitch McConnell talking and not talking

Looks like you just yubbed your last nub

Graham Platner’s aides and underlings all getting matching Nazi tattoos so they’ll always remember this hard-fought campaign

This is what’s left of Mitch McConnell but it’s ok, he voted for this

Ok ok, I’ll run for the office of Maine senator

They’re really smurfing our smurf up

USMNT Still what I see when I see that:

I keep seeing USMNT and all it means to me is that the ninja turtles got their citizenship I guess

I’m creating an even deeper fake

Thankfully all the microplastics are still free

When I get automatic replies to work emails letting me know you’re on vacation

When they hit you with the fluoride stare

Happy Second Day of Gettysburg to all who celebrate

If there’s one thing we know about fascists, it’s how much they hate to be hypocritical about anything

Presidents used to be taken out by cold milk and a bowlful of cherries

Any crime attributed to ‘antifa-ism’ should be countered with a classic ‘boys will be boys’ defense

These millennials these days think they get to cancel noise! With their headphones!

Amazon literally buys its way into primary schools to replace education with amazon job training and shit like this is how americans pretend that they care about education

White boys love to celebrate 250 years of their imperial project

My face when I’m trying to show people how normal I am and not on ketamine all the time

What’s the most uncomfortable cuck chair you’ve ever used?

Dabbing at the sweat on my forehead like a Southern dandy

It must be so cool to have a job where you just make up some bullshit

Mayor Mamdani, begin the executions in Central Park!

Have you heard the Good News?

Actually, the first trillionaire was @maltyhops, sorry if this offends

LITERATURE FACT: JRR Tolkien based his evil race of Orcs in the Lord of the Rings trilogy on the killer whale, also known as the ‘orca’

Getting “We The People” tattooed right above my crotch

Hell yes

every few weeks you should post or rt something fairly disgusting to scare off timid followers & keep the herd strong

How much is $1 trillion worth once the economy collapses

Much like Capone, Trump will be undone by the reflecting pool

Putting on my “THESE COLORS DONT RUN” t-shirt right after trumps Iran deal was signed

Pennsylvania is the Canada of the South

Despite what your ‘clever’ friends might tell you, “Jablowme” is not actually a surname that anyone uses

This is some kind of kink thing right?

Selling the Trump reflecting pool water to rubes for its rejuvenating and restorative powers

Oh man oh man oh man

Adding Cory Booker to your super secret cabal of conspiracy doers makes me think you’re not really being serious

Someone has sabotaged the reflecting pool by dumping the last of the earths supply of Ecto Cooler into it

Please think of me more as a savior who happens to be white