Even after all that, nobody cares about Charlie Kirk. Just poof and he’s gone. It’s honestly astounding just how little martyrdom he acquired

Stealth is now woke, the enemy needs to know you’re coming so they can cower in fear

I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.

Let the man design his own ships!

ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced

Redd Foxx knew

A gritty WWI shooter where you have to deal with trench foot

feeding my cat some freeze dried chicken so he can pretend he’s on a space station

When the president deputizes right wing thugs their violence is no longer classified as terrorism. So of course it looks like left wing violence is increasing. Extralegal right wing violence is now just policy. ICE is shooting pepper balls and kidnapping people as I type this.

‘Brilyn Hollyhand’ is a hobbit porn name

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

Making everyone go back into the skeets office because in-person collaboration is absolutely crucial for the shittiest posts

livvy rizzed up baby gronk the new drip king

Living with the person you’re planning on marrying is necessary so that you become acclimated to the quantity and the utter rankness of their fart

Antifa escalator

Flensing knives and bloodletting are gonna come back in a big way

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This might be an unpopular take, but I wish we had the same level of outrage for people being disappeared as we did for Jimmy Kimmel. Two-thirds of detainees held at the concentration camp in the Everglades have disappeared. No record of them anywhere… Is it because Kimmel is white?

What I think when I read your skeets

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

I would take a bullet for the homies, as long as I did not suffer any lasting damage or die from said bullet

You think the Christians are disappointed about the non-rapture? Imagine how I feel, I figured they’d all be gone by today

The trans/anti-ice bullets are pretty much the same as Israel claiming everything is Hamas. They know that you know it’s bullshit, but what are you going to do about it? All the biggest dipshits will lie to your face with glee

Sorry, but the only thing I’m writing on a bullet casing is “LIGMA”

🎶I'm a bitch I'm a lover Fuckin bigfoots? Hell yeah brother🎶

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

darmok and jalad at brunch

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

creating an AI charlie kirk so the church congregation can receive his final message: “Pee is stored in the balls”

The US military was not ANTIFA in WW2 and I really wish people would stop pretending they were.

I’m sitting in standstill traffic on 422 because someone got raptured in one of the cars ahead of me

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Were we supposed to register for the rapture?

The solution to autism is more autism.

As a lifelong democrat, my peanus hortd so bad

There’s so little work for scheming viziers anymore these days, very sad!

at my funeral i want pyrotechnics, merch sales and my wife listed as "CEO and Chair." i want all the weirdest freaks on earth there auditioning for expanded roles at court. keep my parents and any actual friends far away please

It’s tomorrow!

"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

UNPOPULAR OPINION: push doors are inherently superior to pull doors, I don’t care what you say

No but seriously where are the hundreds people that disappeared from the monstrosity of the so called “Alligator Alcatraz”? Why aren’t people talking about it? I can find very little and it’s from weeks ago! Are we at the disappearing phase of this horror?! www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The president of the company I work at just asked me if I saw any of the Kirk memorial yesterday and if I was familiar with his story

Rest in piece Charlie Kirk. You will be mist

Other people in other countries get to actually form meaningful socialist and communist parties AND vote for them again meaningfully but here we have bipartisan support for saying everyone who ever died in China was killed by communism

"Call an ambulance.... but not for me."

The rapture already happened. so if you're still here reading this post, hate to tell you, but you didn't make it.

The majority of the US would not pass a standard Voight-Kampff test

“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!” Explain these then: