When I grow up I want to be poorly working drunk like Pirro and still paid a lot of money

I love this. It's so technically correct that people are losing their shit in the comments because it doesn't involve THEIR niche interest.

they're called ICE

Well looks like we’re at the Catholic persecution stage of our authoritarian government just like clockwork

bUt HoW aRe YoU gOnNa PaY fOr (insert marginal improvement in quality of American life here)

And people said we were overreacting when we warned them of Concentration Camps.

Pretty sure Trump ran for president because he was tired of fucking little girls and wanted to fuck everybody else too.

If I die before my cats, I want to be taxidermied and made into a cat tree

Sometimes I wonder if interstellar space is littered with the corpses of all the people who invented time travel but didn't account for celestial movement

I say we go back to the old days when a nation's leader literally led the troops into battle.

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He said he would release the Epstein files. He hid them. He said no foreign wars. He started one. He said he’d lower prices. He raised them. He said he’d cut federal spending. He raised it. He said he’d fight for the common man; he’s raked in billions. How dumb can MAGA be?

See BS Energy News: Generator connected to spinning corpse of Thomas Jefferson breaks 500 megawatts output. "We play him an endless stream of Trump interviews." #satire

This is the thing - plenty of us told everyone this is exactly what was gonna happen- that it’s literally an ongoing coup & THE plan was to get rid of anything accountability wise AND he & the regime IS looting all of OUR gd $$. Why TF suddenly ppl noticing and sayin blah blah blah ?.. smh

I've decided to pronounce Pedophiles like the name of a Greek philosopher so certain people don't realize im talking about their dear leader.

It's amazing that all these "evil" countries we've been invading coincidentally also have oil reserves.

I knew those Musk cult bros stole our social security information. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

At first I was surprised that he didn't call it the Strait of Hormel, but then I remembered the spoiled baby has never held a can of chili in his life.

Breaking news

Supreme Court’s Gay Marriage Ruling Faces New Threat - Republicans just can't let go of their bigotry. www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...

WaPo can go fuck itself.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn’s The Gulag Archipelago, describes an 11-minute standing ovation for Stalin where the first person to stop clapping was arrested and sent to the Gulag

I have a concern that much of military leadership in this country knows if the orange fascist is impeached they'll be tried for war crimes, so now the military is loyal only to him. This may be a problem if congress ever does their job.

If the government is dead set on passing legislation targeting a very small minority of the population, why can't it be billionaires?

I know with everything going on in the world, this is a big ask, but if you can help save her sight, we would be grateful. gofund.me/05d39390b

con·cen·tra·tion camp /ˌkän(t)sənˈtrāSHən ˌkamp/ noun a place where large numbers of people, especially political prisoners or members of persecuted minorities, are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small area with inadequate facilities, sometimes to provide forced labor.

dead people with no legs are walking around and eating the dogs and saying sir save america please

🎶Pump up the cam Pump it up While the hump is plumping 🎶

Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."

This is an escalation by DHS. Six US Citizens and permanent residents are now home after being held over 30 hours at O’Hare, transferred to Broadview, and moved across state lines. Community pressure got them home. So many more do not have that support.

The "Trump doesn't know the difference between seeking asylum and people in mental asylum" trope remains undefeated.

A couple people have donated. Thank you ever so much! We still have a long way to go before tomorrow.

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space

HTTPS is a lame indicator for a secure site. It should be a (.)condom

Dear Lord, navigating health care SUCKS!!!!!!!

Crapé diem: shitty day

Four...three...two...one EARTH BEEEELOOOW US, DRIFTING, FALLING!!!

DOGE kills more Americans.

Wonder how long until maga declares trans people have wmds and start bombing us

This woman has been in America for over 5 decades. She came to the US as a toddler after being adopted by a US Air Force officer. The regime wants to deport her to Iran. A country they’re intent on destroying. They want to send her to her death.

Two days before scheduled eye surgery, the wife gets a call that she needs to pay $300 co-pay for each eye. fml

Coloradans! Let's show some support to our local Senators to get this across the finish line! www.denverpost.com/2026/03/03/c...

olive oyl: popeye, help!! crude oil: stfu, ya skank [annnnnnd, send 👻]

Maybe his master gambit is raising gas prices so we cant drive to the polls to vote

*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message* Sending out an sos ...sending out an sos ........sending out an sos

If you sub for your surgeon, every surgery is bottom surgery

Not quite the same thrill.