this is a commercial for condoms

one ICE agent shoots Renee Good, and another ICE agent refuses to allow her medical treatment, and now we find out that the poor woman laid there alive for 8 full minutes before bleeding out. That my friends, is called MURDER.

Local iCE guys taking the day off

Posted 2 hours ago by SomaliSnaps on ig. ICE in Minneapolis are beating this man. Don’t even care they’re being filmed. They’re laying on him and he’s saying he can’t breathe in Spanish and another man is telling them in English. Both agents have their faces showing.

“It’s history, you know. You can either run away from it or you can actually face it and just accept it and try to do better, but the fact that they are going to erase this, this is outrageous.” www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

We should call him President Peach since he apparently bruises like one.

Fake alt text is worse than no alt text. If you just put A in the alt text, you're the A Jfc can we just try to include everybody?

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If you live where it doesn’t freeze and it’s going to freeze make sure you leave at least one faucet on at a dribble, especially if you have a second floor bathroom, do that one.

That’s just a regular size lectern btw.

So Vance says “if you know of a Sexual Predator, tell us where he lives. We will go get him” 1600 Pennsylvania There you go JD. Go get him.

Weather reports that say ‘here’s what the models say’ are frustrating. Nothing against stylish and attractive people but I’m far more interested in the point of view of the meteorologists.

So this is the "worst of the worst" the Trump regime is talking about:

We're going to take off like Apollo I

"...In fact, our economy is going to soar like the Hindenburg"

jd vance on the titanic painting a chaise longue

instead you sink it

Nothing's going to change unless we stop sanitizing the news. They're not "detentions" - it's kidnapping by unidentified masked thugs. They're not "Detention centers" they're goddamn concentration camps.

Read.

magic 8 balls having “try again” as an answer is crazy like oh i’m so sorry for asking you to do your one and only job

pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions

Her: You forgot our anniversary again. Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.

Trump, the man stealing a trophy from a woman.

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Showgirls with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" The Little Mermaid with Big Naturals

If it's not Trump, I'm sure he'll invade Anaheim

Common features of advancing dementia include: - irrational fixation on particular topics, objects or ideas - emotional looping (being stuck in anger or other emotions around one topic) - rigid routines - becoming stressed or angry if things are not done 'their way'

Trump is being told “No. Fuck off” by Denmark, Greenland and most of Europe, and he’s losing his shit. And people struggle with believing he’s a fucking rapist?

Of course we're going to keep shit posting through the fall of civilization. It keeps us from facing the crushing dread of the inevitable all at once.

E.T. the Exra Terrestrial with Big Naturals

America: You have a fascist dictator. You have a secret police. You have concentration camps. What's it going to take?

How much you wanna bet he invades Iceland because no one will explain the difference?

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.

Mark Carney's speech is now only the second most acute analysis of where the world is at right now:

Disney on ICE

Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.

NATO was there for the USA after 9-11, when it invoked Article 5. Trump's WEF speech is a total insult, as always. #Davos

Amazingly, this is actually true. And it was done to solidify Denmark’s claim to Greenland.

Orange girls are very special. Do it! Help her.

Holy shit. This thread is like that movie Speed, except real and scary — and thankfully there was no bomb.

who are you talking to

"You didn't get me a 'World's Greatest Dad' trophy so I feel no need to be a good dad and will just whip you with a belt now." This is not about a dad.

lederhosen implies the existence of soonerhosen

Kinda funny that Trump thinks "asylum" means other countries send people from insane asylums, and a) this is real life, not a ham-handed Idiocracy-type satire, b) he has surely been corrected several times but is incapable of updating his priors, & c) most media politely agree not to mention it.

I get Cyndi Lauper songs stuck in my head time after time