Auntie Social
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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Look, I don't wanna say he's a player, but he's been inside more mouths than a Denny's spoon.
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Garrett M. Graff
about 12 hours ago
We donโt talk enough about how weirdโjust weird!โit is that so many GOP and admin officials spend so much time just standing around the Oval watching Trump do stuff. All of these people have jobs! Sometimes important ones! But just being the awkward backdrop of the Mad Kingโs rantings matters more.
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Dak
about 13 hours ago
I taught my parrot to say, โHelp, Iโve been turned into a parrot.โ The authorities are involved. No regrets.
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karasocial relationship ๐
about 15 hours ago
has anyone made a joke about how trump's new idea "puts the ass in passport" no? ok, well there you go then
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Dread Pirate Zed
over 2 years ago
misophonia, n.: an intense aversion to hearing other people eat Japanese soup
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I guess he did run it exactly like one of his companies
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If Ross Gellar's sister had misophonia, a harmonica could harm Monica.
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si oppington
about 18 hours ago
time traveler: I can't believe I made it back to just before the Rampaging Sex Robots With Super Covid era me: ... sorry, the what
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about 18 hours ago
me: he said we donโt need the oil that goes thru the strait of hormuz he said we have all the oil we need here so why are gas prices so fucking high then, huh ? and donโt say what you always say my gynecologist: what
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I would be angrier at someone that took a baseball bat to my car than someone who accidentally bumped it while parking, so yeah.
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McSpockyโข
1 day ago
Trumpโs DOJ is suing NJ to let ICE agents wear masks & skip identifying themselves during arrests. After masked feds killed two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis? We learn secret policing is the priority. America 2026. ๐
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Trump administration sues NJ over law limiting masks for cops, ICE agents โข New Jersey Monitor
The administration argues the new state law limiting when law enforcement can hide their identities improperly regulates federal officials.
https://mcsp.short.gy/lVWX
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In this era of reboots, they should make the $42,516,695.28 Man
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BronSays
1 day ago
Max and Israel Makoka Were Waiting for a Hancock High School Bus. ICE Took the Brothers Instead.
www.mississippifreepress.org/max-and-isra...
Another horrible act by ICE...
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Max and Israel Makoka Were Waiting for a Hancock High School Bus. ICE Took Them Instead.
ICE detained Max and Israel Makoka, two Hancock County high school students who were waiting for a bus when agents arrested them.
https://www.mississippifreepress.org/max-and-israel-makoka-were-waiting-for-a-hancock-high-school-bus-ice-took-the-brothers-instead/
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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FROVO
1 day ago
TEACHER: are you sure you know what comes after abc? ME: yes def
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Connor [REDACTED]
1 day ago
This regime is trafficking children, I guaranfuckintee it..
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McSpockyโข
2 days ago
CBS heavily edited tRumpโs 60 Minutes interviewโ40 min down to 13โto hide chaos. The raw footage shows him rambling, lying about โzero illegals,โ exaggerating his CBS lawsuit ($38M? Try $16M), & dodging basic questions. This is the guy "running" our country. Unhinged and unfit.
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Trump's CBS 60 Minutes Interview: What Aired and What Was Cut
On Sunday April 26 President Donald J.
https://mcsp.short.gy/LzC2
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probablyRob
2 days ago
Oh no theyโre going to take all their money and not pay taxes on it somewhere else!
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Sarah Thurmond
2 days ago
We are never going to know if any of these boats actually had drugs on them, are we?
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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy โฎ๏ธ๐จ๐ฆ
2 days ago
From the president who brought you, on Aug 9, 2016 at the rally in Wilmington, N.C.: "If she (Hilary) gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks, ... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐ฐ ๐ ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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James Comey indicted over seashell photo that officials said threatened Trump
The former FBI director posted a beach photo last year that shows shells in the shape of "8647," which Trump allies portrayed as a threat against the president.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/james-comey-indicted-seashell-photo-officials-said-threatened-trump-rcna247022
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Adam Kinzinger
3 days ago
Is the president going to stop going to MMA fights since they canโt be held in the ballroom? Is he unsafe at the fights? Is he going to demand an arena be built at the WH now? Orโฆ. Is this just about using this bad thing to justify another stupid thing?
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karasocial relationship ๐
3 days ago
"just a little stroke here... and another stroke there, and now there's a happy little accident" -the JOI of painting
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Scalawag Jack
3 days ago
For those looking for a fantasy franchise that doesn't fund hate, Sir Terry Pratchett was the best. If you're not yet familiar with Discworld, remedy that situation today.
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Semiotic Stochastic Image Ltd.
3 days ago
Who called it โblood alcohol contentโ and not โthe DUI decimal systemโ?
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Why so much hate for a simple tourist visiting a hotel?
3 days ago
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The Onion
3 days ago
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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karasocial relationship ๐
4 days ago
introducing brotassiumโข, the potassium for men
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karasocial relationship ๐
4 days ago
scream of wheat
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geist
4 days ago
Hey. If you have a few bucks, please consider helping Marla out.
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4 days ago
I'm a bit like Nanny Ogg, I always have to stop and stare at bananana to make sure I've got it right "Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped"
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SeaTea
4 days ago
When I was a kid I lived just a hop, skip and a jump away from my elementary school. The neighbors referred to me as "that odd little boy who's always hopping, skipping and jumping."
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i'm just patrick, deep down
4 days ago
am i too late
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La Femme Fatali
4 days ago
I can't get over how in every one of these videos, it's only the men being protected. All of the women are left to fend for themselves, all of the "important" people are male. It's all I see, and it's intentional.
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Trump keeps bringing up Obama's middle name because he thinks it 'proves' he's Muslim. (not that it would matter if he were) By that logic, Trump hires prostit... wait I think I know where he got his logic.
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Dan ChickHolla
4 days ago
I always get mixed up, is ceasefire the one where you do your donโt kill 14 people
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Peoria Bummer
5 days ago
The DC gossip ghouls who interview Republicans after school shootings want everyone to be somber and respect their trauma.
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Olive ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
6 days ago
Federal Public (and televised)Executions are being planned by Trump and his administration.
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gene rayburn
6 days ago
Our President really doesn't like black people. If it were any more apparent, he'd just be saying so.
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A Quiet Place, the Musical
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6 days ago
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The French Open is just regular tennis, but with tongue
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Nate's Myth
7 days ago
went foraging for mushrooms and some guy jumped out from behind a tree to fight me for them. yep, Morel Kombat time.
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Caroline Bartman
7 days ago
Rheastat: When you are regulating the number of rheas
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George Pete Caleodis
7 days ago
Rep Corey Mills says he will not resign from congress over sexual misconduct allegations. Come on, people, heโs a Florida Republican - if it werenโt for sexual misconduct, heโd have no conduct at all.
#JokesFromLastNightsShow
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Diedrich Bader
7 days ago
Republicans Had an Earth Day Plan to Limit Species Protections. It Flopped.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/c...
When you canโt even own the libs
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Republicans Had an Earth Day Plan to Limit Species Protections. It Flopped.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/climate/house-vote-endangered-species-earth-day.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
7 days ago
I thought there already was a full blockade? Is this a Double Secret Extra Full Blockade? With Electrolytes?
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Most confusing sign ever... Free tampons: no strings attached
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Simeon Pundit
11 months ago
Mother Nature is being very clear with you all about climate change. But youโre not fucking listening.
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No wonder this asshole bankrupts everything he touches. He doesn't understand basic math.
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Wisconsin averages 25 tornadoes per year. We had that many last week. Go ahead and tell me climate change isn't real -preferably while standing in a field in WI
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Nate's Myth
8 days ago
a french child dropped off a whole stack of Le Parisien on my doorstep. I said "I didn't order this delivery". he replied, "it's not delivery, it's des journaux"
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