Who would have guessed that we’d be sadly nostalgic for the ‘but still some adults in the room’ batshit crazy shenanigans of the first Mango Mussolini term?

I have an interview next week for a volunteer position that I really want but I haven't been interviewed in a really long time and I'm pretty sure I am going to show up to the interview like "how do you do, fellow adults?"

one thing ive thought for awhile is the messaging around clean energy has been atrocious “what if you never had to pay for gas again” feels like it would resonate more than “we need to bring CO2 levels down”

Trump sure seems eager to starve the poor

I didn’t think Kathy Hochul had a shot at being re-elected but this probably changes things.

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

The President's disinterest in a man collapsing in the Oval Office makes sense now that we know thanks to @ddiamond.bsky.social that he was an Eli Lilly patient and not an executive, why would Trump care if someone who he can't railroad into giving him a piece of their company has a medical episode.

It's the first Friday of the month, which means we've gone 2 months now without a jobs report. For Trump, this is a feature of the shutdown, not a bug, since private surveys show the job market slowing dramatically. But without official data he's able to keep lying about it.

I was clearly at risk of missing this. #Wordle 1,602 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You’ll fight me tooth and nail? Suit yourself. I’ll be using knives and guns.

If it feels right it’s probably bad for you.

I’m going to start calling hot dogs “American tacos” because that’s exactly what they are

me: *hits the sack* the sack: ow

I tell everyone born in this century that the Internet used to run on coal fired computers, and you had to wake up at 4 AM to start the fire if you wanted to be the first in the chat room by sunrise

It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening

Been thinking about what is so intensely off-putting about these two and I think it’s that they’re miming fun instead of being fun and the uncanny valley of that seems hideous

“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut

I'm not one to brag, but I totally got out of bed today without coaxing.

“The billionaire class has sought to convince those making $30-an-hour that their enemies are those earning $20-an-hour. They want the people to fight amongst ourselves so that we remain distracted from the work of remaking a long, broken system.” -Zohran Mamdani

The more we hear about the Comey case, the tariff case, & lest we forget, the sandwich being thrown case, the more these asshats prove to be totally incompetent fools. That alone may save U.S.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”

The man who has never shopped in a grocery store his entire life says prices are down.

How are we going to explain to future generations that rich people got so mad at being made fun of on social media that they decided to bring in fascism for everyone.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

We need Nuremberg trials for Trump administration officials and ICE/Border Patrol agents.

it does seem like there’s a major—though potentially fleeting—opportunity to invest in left-wing media. more than a million people in the most populous city in america just enthusiastically elected a democratic socialist and the world is watching. putting $$ towards left media rn is good business.

I always find it interesting how the story changes when a lawyer gets to court. They can say anything they want outside of court without accountability but the rules are vastly different in court where you can get seriously penalized for lying.

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

Remember DNC, it doesn't matter who you run, Fox news will call them a socialist. You could endorse the corpse of Ronald Reagan and their first segment would be "Extreme socialist Reagan picked by Soros to destroy America" Stop caring what fox news says, and listen to your base. It clearly works.

One bit of solace I have is that Musk will never say, write, think, communicate, or post anything even remotely within the realm of being funny. Never. Not a single time. And it eats at him every day.

Unprecedented corruption

It’s bad!! On several levels!!

I’ve done a ton of crazy, stupid, and regrettable things. But never even in my most questionable moments have I ever found myself in a place where the ‘DO NOT ATTEMPT’ disclaimer for the dogs driving Subarus ad was necessary.

They said leave your problems at the door, I’ve been stood here for hours, I just hope they come back for me.

No offense, bro, but your vibes have been less immaculate lately

Hello panda garden. I'd LOVE to visit your garden of pandas! Oh....I see. You're a restaurant. Then I'd like to order one panda, medium rare

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Feels like no matter how much daylight we save, the darkness still persists.

I don’t understand how Trump lost so much ground from a year ago after spending every single day making people’s lives hell while raking in $3 billion in Qatari bribes through his crypto coin

Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Justice Jackson a gun

I know you’re all sick and tired of hearing about New York City, but here’s what our mayor-elect is up to, while here is what our most important newspaper is up to.

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have loved to see the Senate refuse to vote on constraining presidential authority to wage war against fishing boats he doesn't like

Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.

RFK JR reacting to an emergency first aid situation

one day soon, all of the Republicans who manage not to flame out from this will be pretending the problem was always just trump, that they only went wrong because the voters let a fox into the henhouse, or some other narrative bullshit equivalent. They'll pretend they were always against him, and

Let them eat ballroom