The Volatile Mermaid
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Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman. I’m from N-E-W Jerz
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Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
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You know Trump is going to take that as a challenge, right?
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Trump: Where’s my African American? Oh.
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about 1 hour ago
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We should probably stop letting pedophiles have islands.
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If literally anyone else other than Trump or someone who works for him posted this they would lose their job immediately.
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about 6 hours ago
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2026’s official slogan is “It gets worse.”
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It’s like every possible bad thing possible is happening this year and it’s only February
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about 21 hours ago
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Rex Huppke
1 day ago
This is fantastic. STOP GRIPING ABOUT FOOD PRICES AND PRAISE ME YOU LOSERS!!
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“They rigged the second election because if I didn’t win I would cry and poop my pants.” This isn’t just an admission, it’s an embarrassing admission.
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1 day ago
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“We didn’t just murder American citizens, we’re also very good at murdering foreigners on boats.”
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1 day ago
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*Benson and Stabler exchange concerned looks*
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2 days ago
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I honestly don’t know how
@atrupar.com
does what he does every day but I’m damn glad he’s doing it.
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3 days ago
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Out: Slipping a woman a mickey In: Slipping a woman medicine to treat an STD
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3 days ago
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Kashana
3 days ago
If you need a revenge novel for Black History Month, I’ve got you.
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If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.
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He destroys everything he puts his name on, it’s like the Kiss of Death.
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Frank Conniff
6 days ago
Must be weird to be in the White House Press Corp, to gaggle in the briefing room or travel on Air Force One and respectfully ask polite questions about economic issues and foreign policy to a child rapist.
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This is heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time.
www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
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'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.
https://www.jta.org/2026/01/30/united-states/jewish-seniors-rally-behind-their-caregivers-as-350000-haitians-are-set-to-lose-legal-status
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I saw that the Melania movie had a 6% rating from critics but 98% from viewers so I read some of the viewer reviews lol
6 days ago
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Catherine O’Hara was iconic in every single role. One of my favorite, slightly lesser-known, was Carol Ward in Six Feet Under.
7 days ago
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I will support whichever Democratic presidential candidate promises to punish everyone in this administration in the most fucked up way possible.
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ICE - Incel Cock Energy
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“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that.”
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9 days ago
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Well they’ve already publicly executed a man and a woman so the next logical step would be a child.
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9 days ago
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Since when are “Miller and the President” two different people?
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10 days ago
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If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.
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Bye Fel-ICE-cia
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“Lots of people support ICE.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
11 days ago
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If this is the shit ICE is willing to do in public while the world watches, imagine what those fuckers do when there aren’t any cameras.
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Aaron Rupar
12 days ago
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They’ll probably kill someone else to distract us
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12 days ago
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The reason Republicans always think people on the left are paid protestors is because they can’t fathom the concept of empathy.
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Jaynie’s Got a Bun
12 days ago
The same people: let’s put an armed teacher in every elementary school classroom
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Witches stand up
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“Why would you bring a gun to a protest?” Pal, there are people who bring AR’s to the grocery store and you’re totally cool with that so maybe sit this one out.
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Aaron Rupar
13 days ago
The Star Tribune reports that federal agents "attempted to order local police from the scene" where a man was shot and killed by feds this morning, but Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara refused and "instructed his officers to preserve the scene."
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Live: Man shot and killed by federal agents in south Minneapolis this morning, police chief says
A video appears to shows federal agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him.
https://www.startribune.com/ice-raids-minnesota/601546426
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Matt Oswalt
15 days ago
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
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Checks and balances would be great but at this point I’d settle for checks OR balances.
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This is fucking terrifying
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15 days ago
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Scrolled past this really quick and legit thought those were Klansmen in hoods behind him.
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Wild how being anti-pedophilia is a partisan issue.
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Aaron Rupar
15 days ago
New in PN: American embarrassment. Global pariah. "Donald Trump sounded like a fascist dictator suffering from a brain bleed during his speech yesterday at Davos. It was a national embarrassment even by the lowly standards of modern American politics."
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American embarrassment. Global pariah.
Trump's Davos debacle marked a new low.
https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-davos-speech
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Idea: Pedophile island but there’s no children, just pedophiles, no food or shelter, and a bunch of hungry wolves.
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ICE - Incel Crybaby Energy
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Imani Gandy
17 days ago
They sound like losers hellbent on destroying the fucking planet. We were all fine five years ago. Everyone was writing their own goddamn emails. Now one of my best friends is referring to ChatGPT as "he." I fucking hate it thanks
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It would be nice if literally everything wasn’t constantly getting worse for a bit
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The fact that he used this specific expression when talking about rape is extra sickening.
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17 days ago
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Simpler times.
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Aaron Rupar
18 days ago
"When it comes time to produce something vaguely resembling a policy blueprint, Trump steps aside & the right-wing ideologues who surround him take over. His only job is to record a brief video, try to stay awake through a White House event on the subject, & then go back to not talking about it."
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Trump's long-awaited healthcare "plan" is a joke
He can barely bring himself to pretend he cares.
https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-healthcare-plan
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