The Volatile Mermaid
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Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman. I’m from N-E-W Jerz
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Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
2 days ago
extremely proud of this. I overcame my own inertia, publishing industry disinterest, and an alarming political climate and made this thing real. If I wait three years to do it again, the next book will be released into a very different world. Hopefully better!
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JD Vance could leave his wife for Erika Kirk and the “sanctity of marriage” people would praise him for “trading up” to a white woman.
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Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏾
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“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
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Erin Biba
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If you do not support trans people - by actively dedicating your time and money (if you have it) and voice to their cause - you are a failure of morality and humanity and you are not just a bystander but a culpable participant in one of the most violent attempts at eugenics of our time.
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Parker Molloy
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Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."
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🎶 He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s gonna find out if you work for ICE 🎶
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Marisa Kabas
5 days ago
If you have any new information about Trump's speech tonight, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04
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🎶 You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Shit is gonna keep getting worse. 🎶
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I’m sorry, what?
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Rex Huppke
6 days ago
Trump's response to Rob Reiner's death drips with a tone of just deserts. It reads like a narcissist’s cackle. It is a grotesque response from a man whose boundless and wholly unearned sense of self-worth long ago crowded out any decency. My column on a new low:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Trump's response to Rob Reiner's death is a vile new low | Opinion
Less than 24 hours after the horrific stabbing deaths of beloved Hollywood director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, Donald Trump found a new low.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/12/15/rob-reiner-trump-derangement-syndrome-truth-social/87780338007/
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He’s going to start a war to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he.
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“But the gays and the transgenders are perverts who want to abuse our kids!”
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Facts.
@atrupar.com
watches so we don’t have to. He is a must follow.
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Bill Corbett
6 days ago
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least.
@amyklobuchar.com
- you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
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shauna
7 days ago
wow this is almost, like, a platform someone could successfully run on
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Peter Sagal
7 days ago
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/how-rob-reiner-became-anti-26362/
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🗽LOLGOP🗽
6 days ago
Call them 'Nuzzi Pox' More Americans got measles this year than Olivia Nuzzi’s book. Guess which got more press coverage. Let's change that.
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Call them 'Nuzzi Pox'
More Americans got measles this year than Olivia Nuzzi’s book. Guess which got more press coverage. Let's change that.
https://www.thefarce.org/call-them-nuzzi-pox/
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People lost their jobs for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was racist.
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🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing? It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
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Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
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“You’re on a plane. Your pilot is inexperienced and unqualified. Is that a good thing?”
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The New York Times has once again outdone itself.
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This is absolutely horrific.
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When u see Calibri instead of Times New Roman.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
7 days ago
The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
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Erin Biba
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Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
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Tim Onion
8 days ago
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Steve Marmel
8 days ago
Um... F*ck off?
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This dangerous idiot posted that suspect is in custody which is not true what the fuck is even happening here
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🗽LOLGOP🗽
9 days ago
Don't let a little premeditated misery and death for millions of Americans by the richest people ever to live get you down.
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Can you adopt humans who were too friendly to be cops
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“Don’t make it sound so bad. Relax, guy. You just need a rest.”
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Parker Molloy
11 days ago
Close enough
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Every single time they tell blatant lies, this is what needs to happen immediately.
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Randi Mayem Singer
11 days ago
You're in a car accident. So you call all the ERs from the ambulance and see who's offering a special. Hell, maybe you can ask hospital B to beat hospital A's price. It'll be like car dealerships. "How much can you spend a month, Randi?" "What will it take to get you into this ER today?"
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If I were a reporter: Cool story, bro. Now answer the fucking question.
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Aaron Rupar
11 days ago
I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
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If you still think ICE is only after illegal immigrants, I present to you this story about a middle-aged American-born white woman who was tackled, cuffed, arrested, and had her wedding band cut off.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/12/09/federal-agents-arrest-citizen-observer-watching-ice-north-minneapolis
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“He says the racist things all racist people understand.”
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Rian Johnson
16 days ago
Our gorgeous
#WakeUpDeadMan
end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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Isolating someone from their friends is typical abuser behavior.
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Arial Bold move, sir.
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A Klan rally without the hoods.
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What the fuck is he (ever) talking about?
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Me meeting Nick Fuentes
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Marisa Kabas
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SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. My story:
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Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/conspiracy-theorist-election-denier-fema-gregg-phillips
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Randi Mayem Singer
15 days ago
Did you know that before Nixon and Reagan, health insurance companies in America were non-profit? Yep, they screamed about "socialized medicine" and gradually shifted the focus of our entire healthcare system from public welfare to... making bucks off illness.
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Later: The reindeer were smuggling drugs so we shot them all down. No survivors. Be best.
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