The Gerrymanderlorian.

Eagerly awaiting the series finale of The Boys because it’s predicted so much shit at this point and I want to know how the world ends.

David Attenborough should narrate Trump speeches like “The large white male is often aggressive and very territorial. He is known to take females by force, and while he frequently puffs out his chest to seem powerful and dominant, he is a very lethargic and unintelligent creature.”

Too bad Moses isn’t alive to smash a couple of stone tablets over his head.

Lmao at The War of 1812 being on the list like bro that was over 200 years ago what are you even doing here

New in PN: The Confederacy rises again "But this is more than a tragedy for voting rights. It’s a kind of revival of the Confederacy, in a way that few liberals thought was possible. The Lost Cause doesn’t seem so lost anymore."

So, abortion is bad, but killing live babies with ignorance and negligence is good.

These 2 are amazing. They’re used to me being around constantly because I work from home and have no social life, so if I leave the house for a few hours, even if my husband feeds them while I’m out, they will not leave me alone until I feed them again like I owe them something.

It’s not method acting, she’s just actually Olivia Benson.

How dare you point out that Sam Alito is a partisan hack! "Once again, the Supreme Court’s conservatives put their thumbs on the scale for Republicans. And once again, they’re very mad that people noticed."

if he were as smart as he thinks he is he’d know “i’m the only president who’s ever taken cognitive tests and oh btw they’re hard” is not something one says with cameras and microphones present

For my newsletter, I mocked Richard Dawkins for his AI consciousness argument and his decision that Claude is a woman. "Mr. Dawkins, have you seen Claude's vagina, sir?" www.burnsnotice.com/richard-dawk...

He refers to the US as “hot” because he wants to fuck it in every way possible.

Pedo Pascal

Bragging about taking a cognitive test is failing the cognitive test.

The Klandalorian

New neighbor. I shall call her Owlanis Morissette.

An under-appreciated aspect of the Trump presidency is the fun we have with "living history." Want to know what it was like to live in the Jim Crow era? Now you do! Weimar Germany? Have fun!

I’m Nancy

He fails a cognitive test every time he speaks.

When you get dressed up for a Trump event that’s called getting Ku Klux Glam.

He didn’t have to hear Hakeem Jeffries to decide he was a low IQ person, he just had to see him.

Getting old sucks, like what do you mean I don’t even have to do anything to get hurt, just staying in the same position causes pain now too?

Not really an N’SYNC fan so

In order to become a naturalized citizen you have to pass a citizenship test that exactly zero people who voted for this couch-fucker could pass to save their lives.

Not to sound all “Vote Blue No Matter Who” but today is a good day to remember that you’re not just choosing a president for the next 4 years. You’re potentially choosing a SCOTUS for the next 50.

Imagine being one of his victims and having to see your rapist’s face on the document that allows you leave the country.

2 Indictments 2 Spurious

Valid question.

three years here today not sure if it seems like a long time or a short time because time no longer has any meaning

Schoolchildren would like a word.

The only person who can stop a bad guy with a gun is an even worse guy with a ballroom.

If there’s one thing I’m sick of, it’s liberals and their radical views on how math works. Fortunately, noted varmint-penis collector RFK Jr. is defending Trump’s claim that drug prices are down "600, 700, 800, 900 percent." Take that, left-wing knowledge nerds. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Even my cats bat an eye or twitch an ear when someone mentions their names.

BREAKING NYT: The FBI began investigating a New York Times reporter last month after she wrote about Kash Patel using bureau personnel to provide his girlfriend with government security and transportation, according to a person briefed on the matter.

I firmly believe presidents & people with control over medical agencies should understand percentages! If *you* don’t, no judgment; I will explain in the next couple posts how they work. The short version is that Senator Warren is correct in the clip, and there’s NO interpretation in which RFKJr is

good thing we do not have any ocean based military activities in motion right now

Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire.

all of these ppl are repositioning to catch the next big grift wave. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

IYKYK

“Keep men out of women’s sports!” Lol

Happy hopefully it’s not our last Earth Day, everyone.

new toon! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.

I didn't know they even made phone books anymore, but God bless 'em, they found four for Joe to stand on.

Looks familiar!

The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.

Behind every great woman is a man plotting to drug and rape her without getting caught.

Real “man of the people” stuff here.

This reads like the childhood diary of a future school shooter.