Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos?

He’s almost falling asleep mid-sentence now.

Cryptography, you know when those guys, with the fake money in the computers, they line my pockets, it’s when those guys take what are called ✌🏻 selfies ✌🏻they call that CRYPTOgraphy.

He’s completely gone and I’m watching every clip like a wolf drooling over a carcass.

"Only once before has America had a president this old — and that time, we held an extended and furious debate about whether age had rendered the octogenarian unable to do his job. By comparison, discussion of Trump’s age has been quiet and infrequent." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social

Please join me in supporting this Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers! Just like in Chicago, the DOJ is trying to make examples of people who LEGALLY resisted this administration’s reign of terror. (See their story.) Let’s fight back!! chuffed.org/project/1865...

Slush funds for my real friends, prison time for my sham friends.

I kinda have to seriously question anyone who still have a significant presence on twitter. Every kind thought, every nice comment by anyone is inevitably met with hate, and racism, homophobia, and more are just around the corner. Other platforms ad dicey, Twitter is just grotesque. 1/

Girls will be like, I needed this, and it’s just an ancient talisman from the Siren Queen that allows her to lure men to their watery graves with the sound of her song.

The algae are just peaceful protesters who love our country and are victims of lawfare. I propose a $1.8 billion anti-weaponization fund for all of the algae involved for being politically targeted by this administration.

YOU ARE A BETTER FATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

This week's comic: Breakfast in Bed foxtrot.com/2026/06/21/b...

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who don’t refer to taking care of their own children when their mom is busy as “babysitting.”

Happy Caturday from my son. (We like cats here)

We’re wondering why we can’t afford groceries while he’s been pondering changing the name of ICE to NICE.

I trust Aaron 100%. He’s my number one go to about the actual news and this is the first time I ever had to check to see if something he posted was real.

“Haitians are eating your dogs” should have been the lie that banned JD Vance from being quoted credibly in the news media for life but that would only happen in a news media that doesn’t love him and every other Republican like they’re family

“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody.”

hey hi hello! i’m celebrating another trip around the sun today, and if you've followed me for a while, you know i often use my birthday to fundraise for worthy causes. i’m continuing that tradition today — once again for the Trevor Project. 🏳️‍🌈♥️🏳️‍⚧️ give.thetrevorproject.org/ggb2026 (1/3)

I've spent the last two months putting together this exhaustive analysis of the New York Times coverage of trans people. It covers 3,242 articles over 12 years. In 2022, the NYT shifted towards a hostile stance towards trans people in their framing. www.thedissident.news/exclusive-ho...

It’s hilarious that Trump couldn’t fix a pool without not only making it worse but also wallowing in corruption that feels city council level.

"While Trump has little interest in the ideology & rhetoric underlying 20th century isolationism, Vance has long had a deep interest in reviving & updating it, particularly the advocacy for a kind of 'peace' that just happens to aid authoritarian regimes in conducting expansionist wars unimpeded."

There are white people all over the internet saying shit like “I’m sorry that baby died, but…” and if you’re adding “but” to the end of that sentence then fix your fucking heart because you’re a broken person with no humanity. For fucks sake. White folks are never beating the allegations

So I wrote a pilot for my first novel, The Survivalists (black lawyer falls in with a group of black brooklynite doomsday preppers) and it’s being performed live on 7/19 at dynasty typewriter in LA. Tickets are at the link.

Imagine him trying to tie his shoes.

New album drops next Purrsday.

I love a black sundress. Yeah it's hot but that doesn't mean I have to be all cheery about it.

[taps microphone] [takes a deep breath]

New in PN: Court benchslaps Ken Paxton's effort to take out ActBlue "This time, Paxton tried to use his office to kneecap Talarico. And now a judge in MA has shut him down in humiliating fashion, highlighting the difference between Texas law and 'real' law as practiced in the rest of the country."

I hope they dunk his big orange head like a basketball.

We have a deal. It’s very strong. But you don’t know it. I met it at summer camp. It goes to a different school.

As a hardworking American who loves his country, I was honored to learn some of my tax dollars will contribute to the construction of President Donald Trump’s $200 million White House ballroom that is now going to cost $600 million. My red-white-and-blue column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

A friend of mine is trying to help an immigrant family hurt by the ICE raids in Minnesota this year. Please join me in donating if you’re able to spare a few dollars. If not, just boosting the Go Fund Me helps too! Thank you. gofund.me/982017cea

The algae is such a great metaphor. The US looks in the mirror and all it sees is slimy scum.

IF IT’S NOT VALUABLE THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS

for your monday amusement: a look at the state of things. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

the weather witches are delivering

“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it just kinda feels like a threat.

Looking forward to seeing the contrast between this expression of unity and utter joy, and the shitshow at the “UFC Freedom 250” tonight.

Make sure to smear rams blood on your doorpost if you’ll be in DC for the UFC fight.

Caturday is for mewsic lessons.

Another stolen post by this guy. STOP FUCKING reposting him into my timeline!

No joke I was just watching a video of Trump on my phone and looked over at my boy…

RSVP-ing “no” is pretty awesome but it would be even funnier to not RSVP at all. All he wants is attention. He thrives on it.

Using my Jewish Space Laser to ensure this happens.

what exactly does the pasadena police department think horses do in their free time

“it’s good that you did that Donny. real good!”

As usual, Weigel is being disingenuous. Also, it's only a very narrow, very moderate version of "Islam, Hinduism; any faith brought to US via later immigration" that people have no problem "celebrating." Obviously, people would reject like... a Salafist Muslim in mainstream US politics.