You mean to tell me that I come back from my little family vacation to see the new solicits and find that @gailsimone.bsky.social has a cover for UXM with Gambit’s head and a bleeding eye of Agamotto? That’s not foreboding at all.

Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social

Ha!

Apocalypse Revelation Holocaust Mr Sinister Toad The Blob Marvel Girl yeah this does check out

Starts getting dicier with the X-Terminators Rictor Wiz Kid Leech Fire fist

Please, I don’t want to receive unsolicited Fantomex pics…

Gail here making an observation that .... Well, read on...

This thread is a delight of ‘bad taste’ 11/10 would recommend

Ha!

Edelgard is so gay that her favorite ice cream is lesbian crunch.

So OBSESSION is one of my favorite films of the year.

Is the kindle colorsoft worth the price?

he's bald and he'll take over your mind

Goddamnit Gail. Now that’s gonna rattle around in my skull case for decades.

❤️❤️❤️

Strong Guy Thunderbird Colossus Cannonball Boom-Boom But on the other hand: Glob Toad Quicksilver Husk

Maggot has a certain je ne sais quoi. I'll give it a go and see what happens

negasonic teenage warhead sounds kinda weird so i'm going with dazzler

@vancityreynolds.bsky.social is this why Deadpool isn’t an X-Man yet?

Don't know what you mean, Gail.

He has a little Cerebro hat for it.

I want to watch Supergirl and love it so that I watch it eighty more times and maybe have some Sno-Caps but mostly Supergirl.

Today, Gail decides to blow up the Internets, because it is a day ending in Y. Also, she's right. I mean: Storm Rogue Kitty Pryde Not really sure how I should feel about those last few, so...

If you are a cannibal, every person you meet is a blind bag.

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Cannonball is nigh invulnerable when he's blastin!

These ones are quite flattering: Husk, Marrow, Maggott, Chamber, Tag

Calling a penis X-23 is going to raise some questions though.

Fuzzy Elf

My favourite blue Catholic Nightcrawler unfortunately sounds the worst.

For the "growers not showers" crowd: Morph

It honestly might be easier to try and figure out which X-Men's names are NOT nicknames for dongs.

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Longshot (gets lucky)

You're just cherry-picking. There are heaps of mutants who don't sound like nicknames for a penis. Like Colossus, Juggernaut, Longshot, Sub-Mariner, Cable, Nightcrawler... oh. Oh, I see. At least there are perfectly innocent Marvel pairings like Cloak and Dagger.

Dazzler!

Nobody wants to fuck with a penis named Gambit

A friend of mine calls it Kurt Wagner because it's pointy and smells of brimstone.

CANNOT. BE. UNHEARD. This is SO cursed.

Unexpectedly disappointing.

And they hear "Oh, it's not the one I was wanting." a lot.

All the different X-Men names are nicknames for penis. Try it. Cyclops. Angel. Beast. It works 89 times out of 100.

Hot takes like this are why Gail Simone is worth a follow

That is the joke

I'd stay away from the wal-mart exclusives here

Xoxo!

Vhat

Also, be careful opening the condom blind bags because you could really damage the interior and THAT’s a big whole “oh my god I’m so sorry!” thing.