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we really don't talk about how centrists have gone insane in the past 4 years

Galadriel: Frodo I bless you with this magical phial Merry: oh wow Galadriel: and for brave Aragorn, the Elfstone Pippin: oh wow Galadriel: and for the rest of you, identical grey belts Merry, inspecting it closely: this is made by…Mossimo? From Target? They make belts? Galadriel: now get out

*bullets flying overhead* Frasier: Well Niles…seems they intercepted your radio call, and now the VC KNOWS WHERE WE ARE! Niles: *scoff* I was code talking! How was I supposed to know they could speak French? Frasier: THEY WERE A COLONY

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

{if "laugh-in" was still on} PERVERT: Say now, dollface - what do you think of MTG? BIMBO: Oh, I hate that MTG! PERVERT: Her anti-Trump stance isn't enough to earn her a spot in the popular front? BIMBO: No! I'm just sick of all the theme decks!! {trombone} ELON MUSK: Sock me it to! Wait, shit

if there isn't a shady pro democrat ad this fall that juxtaposes a promise to go after people in the Epstein files with "… half of you in this room will be targeted. i run the protection program" then what even are we doing

One of my favorite subgenres of 40k fanart is the Emperor in M3.

There’s been more elite Democrat anger at Democratic primary voters than outrage over the life imprisonment of anti-ICE protesters — including a couple whose only offense was printing zines. Look at what they choose to talk about with the media and what they ignore. It’s revealing!

One of the most utterly harrowing things I’ve ever read in my entire history of loving dark fiction is the power outage/heat wave sequence at the beginning of The Ministry for the Future. Which is barely fiction People really do not understand this

So I like to read through foreign papers like Le Monde,Der Spiegel, The Japan Times, etc, and so was catching up with Le Monde and like... These three paragraphs kind of broke my brain from this article (its a good article aside, but just the three intro paragraphs) www.lemonde.fr/en/environme...

oh oh no

This guy pitching the same “democrats must move right” idea over and over again after the one time it worked in 1992 reminds me of my dog dragging me to the same storm drain on our walk every morning because he once saw a dead pigeon there and tried to eat in it.

Side note when I keep skeeting that there's a cultural barrier against air conditioning in much of Western Europe it is shit like this I am talking about.

You guys, I've just had an idea about how to save Doctor Who...

I've been learning a bit about how the concept of whiteness flattens and erases specific ethnic heritage for white as well as nonwhite people, and I'm sort of interested in reconnecting with my own But it's distressing that the Welsh word for 'Welsh' sounds so much like "cum rag"

SOLIDARITY

I know a salmon who only likes models in fashion magazines. He’s very super fish Elle.

the pictures are a fucking choice though lmao

Remember, when they say "moderate," they mean "warmongers that think children should die hungry in the streets." There is nothing "moderate" about capitalists. They're genocidal maniacs we've collectively decided to let be genocidal maniacs because they do it with pens and paper not guns.

Amazon Prime Day is my favorite holiday! The entire U.S. press becomes glorified blogspam for a single retailer owned by one of the planet's richest men for no coherent reason, with nobody in any position of editorial power thinking it's at all gross or unethical

This week I learned Photoshop can slut-shame. So I spent a video testing Adobe's moderation system, seeing what triggers it, and discovering that Photoshop may be judging my outfits harder than half the internet - youtu.be/sWcnBBrJ5cw

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Democrats lamented the party’s inability to defeat these wretched little ingrates who refuse to shut up while the adults are talking

for the first time in history: a german is late

jeeze hannah

Suraj has a point.

journalists seem genuinely unable to distinguish between 'nazi-owned site used to organise pograms' & 'people calling them pigballs'

It seems that several commentators have set themselves a challenge: to write a thread or article expressing disbelief as to why Starmer was so loathed without mentioning his stances on AI, Black Lives Matter, Gaza, trans rights, and then dismiss that loathing as the hysteria of out-of-touch elites.

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Penzeys has amazing, high quality spices, and may be the most intensely Trump-hating private company in the USA. Like, they have a whole Republicans Are Immoral page prominently displayed on their website: www.penzeys.com/shop/about-r...

It's always a red flag when someone can't see the chasm between "people are insulting me" and "people are calling me slurs, threatening me, and being racist/misogynist/queerphobic"

gonna need to throw every one of these fuckin cops in prison

don't use claude

one for the ages right here

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

my girlfriend told me about some of the fights she had with her ex wife i have never once descended to their level of brutality and violence

is this why you turned them off?

me, the morning after my birthday party

what the actual fuck this kind of shit should be banned and people who do it hurled into the sea

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/sgc2c/?file=sgc2c.zzt&board=3 “Space Ghost” by HeRb (1998) [sgc2c.zzt] - “Moltar's lair” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/sgc2c/

"Gradually, then suddenly." ... It's always done in the open, using existing laws. That's how fascism always arrives as people live their lives. bsky.app/profile/notu...

this show was amazing

For posterity

i hate father's day