I do this exact same thing when I fall down but all anybody ever does is point and laugh...

Haven't heard much about Gaven Newsom lately. Guess people finally figured out that nobody wants to vote for his crusty ass.

ear, nose, and throat goat

#FollowFriday is this still a thing? Whatever - don't get pissy if you're not on here: 150 people is not enough and I'll make a part 2 or whatever.

And yet still no love for the humble Laserdisc smh

Found my new side hustle.

Doggy style so I have a little table for my bag of shredded cheese

🎶ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE. LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE.🎶

🎶ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE. LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE.🎶

There's an owl outside my house but I do not have the druid skills necessary to tame it 😞

being lectured by people who have never been hungry. who have never been homeless. who have never had a parent locked up for stealing to support their hungry, homeless children who they had too young as their region deindustrialized and the jobs for the poor and uneducated disappeared

the memories flood back decades later when you suddenly wake up from a fitful sleep and you go online and see someone asking for help with rent money immediately before a post from some tech millionaire sneering at the left for not owning electric cars. and you've just accepted this is the world

Sitting on a pile of gold plated Pokemon cards from Burger King like an autistic Smaug.

Getting down to crunch time here, expenses are piling up. Any help at all is tremendously appreciated! Thank you all so much.

What's one of those video downloader bots? This clip is incredible and I'm gonna get some mileage out of it.

We gotta find a way to blame leftists for making Bluesky run like shit.

We gotta find a way to blame leftists for making Bluesky run like shit.

Look maybe the outages arent caused by vibecoding but When your staff brag about how they dont do any coding claude does all their coding and then the website keeps breaking people are gonna go "hm"

Oh Andrew Schulz is in the new Street Fighter? Nice. Didn't wanna pay for it anyway.

Sorry guys. I smooshed one of the hamsters responsible for running this site when I sat on it with my thicced-up ham slammers. I'm going to PetCo to pick up another one so it should resolve shortly.

WHEN I SAY STAY DOWN, YOU STAY FUCKING DOWN.

A source has confirmed to me today that Will Stancil has terrible butt acne

HELLO. I'M GETTING SURGERY IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS. ALSO HYPNOSPACE IS 75% OFF ON STEAM. IT'D BE RAD TO WAKE UP FROM THE PROCEDURE TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF REPOSTS. PLEASE ENJOY THIS VERY LONG SCREENSHOT. ❤️

Ladies i denounce this. You may place your pussy on the parmesan

I just ran the numbers

okay incel language jokes for this aside, i’m glad he survived this & i’m not going to stigmatize partying — but i will also urge you to party safely & responsibly! be prepared to have a response to added risks like polysubstance use & even more niche shit like “drugs BEFORE alcohol”

RESPECTFULLY

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Moon Child's theme has been straight up haunting me.

You can put anything you want in the food you're cooking. There are no rules and there haven't been for a long time.

@bzvowell.bsky.social stands while he shits and thinks St. Anger is the best Metallica album.

Inside you is two wolves

I have such a wonderful muse.

New main character

"Windows Hello doesn't recognize you" Yeah well I don't recognize you much these days either, Windows. You've changed bro. You've changed...

MY SONS STAY STRAPPED

"Windows Hello doesn't recognize you" Yeah well I don't recognize you much these days either, Windows. You've changed bro. You've changed...

Heavily 👏 arm 👏 all 👏 animals 🫱🌈🫲

Therapist: Cowser isn't real, it can't hurt you Cowser:

Question for people with foreskins: Do yall peel em like a banana?

The president just announced a new flag design for the country's 250th birthday!

May thy dye drip and splatter ⚔️

everybody, start giving me mzjor historical events to populate a list with for one of the variables in this disc horse format:

Feed a chicken a bunch of weed, chicken produces weed eggs, you eat the eggs and are now high on weed.

Rotating Israeli Hillary Stalin in my mind and weeping as I realize the sheer ignorance I have succumbed to all these years.